Fun and Games

Standard operating procedure.  

Judging by all the incidents in Yellowstone lately, this rings true. Still safer than orcas these days!  

I was today years old when I learned...  

Ooooph. As bad as the two on this list are that are mostly wax, the choice is still pretty clear.  

Better keep it, then!  

Bro, if you've ever bought a gun or posted about one on social media or spent time on gun-related websites (ahem) you're on "the list" anyway. May as well protect your hearing so you...

It's all relative.  

Chambered or not, that is the question.  

Beware the killer bunnies on this Friday the 13th.  

Stay safe out there, kings!  

Just like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know that the answer is Afghanistan. Cuz we left them there. Because reasons. Trump...