Weekend Photo Caption Contest


[h/t Closet Gun Nut]


  1. avatar DonS says:

    He’s real!

  2. avatar Nine says:


    It’s very much needed.

    1. avatar Michael says:

      The context is:
      As a kid, I was so poor, if I didn’t wake up with a hard-on, I had nothing to play with all day. Well, that won’t ever be a problem for me now.

  3. avatar dlj95118 says:

    …what the???

    1. avatar oopsdidisaythatoutloud says:

      Google “selfie olympics”

      (Kids taking redickerus pictures of themselves.)

  4. avatar jwm says:

    John Woo’s latest movie had a much lower budget than his earlier efforts.

    1. avatar Kaz says:

      Hehehe. Nice!

  5. avatar flatfootedman says:

    Most household accidents happen in the bathroom, and not without reason.

  6. avatar Eric says:

    What, no cookie?

  7. avatar ConfederateArmory says:


  8. avatar SigGuy says:

    When your entire house is your bathroom, home carry and shower carry become the same thing.

  9. avatar KCK says:

    Cue the music:
    “These are a few of my favorite things”

  10. avatar Charles Romano says:

    Holy shit! I can’t tell if this is all real or just because of the acid I just dropped!

    1. avatar Jon R. says:

      Me neither! I’m totally tripping balls right now!…. duuuuuude….

  11. avatar Dave says:

    Who says you can’t multitask in the shower?

  12. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Sum Ting Wongs parents became concerned because he couldn’t quite master the E flat chord.

    1. avatar DonS says:

      I thought he crashed that plane at SFO.

    2. avatar moveableDO says:

      Headline: “A-flat minor defends his shower home on Christmas morning”

  13. avatar dwb says:

    And aaall this can be yours if the Price is Right!!

    1. avatar Chevelier says:


  14. avatar Model66 says:

    “NO DAD, I’M NOT GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL. I’m going to stay in here forever and be a regular American boy.”

  15. avatar tfunk says:

    While conserving water during his weekly shower/bike wash/guitar humidifying session, Juan’s intuition sensed his roommate stealing his still cooking Hot Pocket…again! This time, however, Juan was prepared…oh yes, things would turn out differently this morning…

  16. avatar brdflu says:

    “Damn it I dropped my totem. How am I ever going to know this is a dream!”

  17. avatar Phil says:

    “Why do you take such long showers? Are you… masterbating… Kevin?”


  18. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Gremlins 3, the gremlins attempt to steal Mr. Wongs Christmas Gifts.

  19. avatar cyrus says:

    Uh hi! Yeah, uh… I was just looking for the toilet, but I can see you are… Busy…

    …And you don’t have a toilet.

  20. avatar MarkT says:

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that! …. whatever THAT is.

  21. avatar Phil says:

    “You talk to me? You talk to me? I no see no wan here. You talk to me?”

  22. avatar scooter says:

    As he finished his shower song on his bike, he sensed his nemesis. The curtain ripped back, and he drew his Glock-brand Glock from his Glock-brand Glock “Cheek-pinch” butt holster. There stood Christmas Tree, ready to settle the score.

  23. avatar steve says:

    Come on…..Who rides a bike in shower?

  24. avatar Phil says:

    How else do you clean your guns?

  25. avatar Gil Elliott says:

    Hark, Tis the forests of Birnam Wood …

    1. avatar Jared-Tampa says:

      Awesome. Too bad that reference will be lost on 99% of Americans today.

  26. avatar Oddux says:

    Everything but the kitchen sink.

  27. avatar alanhinMN says:

    Hey you pick up my 9 iron right now.

  28. avatar BTinAfghan says:

    Jackie, the master of multi-tasking, in his bathroom apartment, after Ironing his suit (not seen here), practicing his putting while playing video games and heating his french bread pizza. After a quick-lunch he decided to get some cardio in on his bike while composing a song for his new love interest and showering when suddenly from out of the linen closet jumped a fully decorated Christmas tree. Jackie was suddenly startled pulled his concealed 1911 in order to stop the intruding Christmas tree. Jackie is no tree hugger.

  29. avatar Manimal says:

    Marcus Gonzales, infamous for his naked-flaminco-bicycle rides through NYC, was practicing in the shower of his tiny apartment when his alarm system rang.

  30. avatar A-Rod says:

    This Dude needs an IKEA catalog.

  31. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    PSY’s attempt at breaking into the country music scene goes horribly wrong.

  32. avatar Zack says:

    “You see me when I’m sleeping, you know when I’m awake, you know when I’ve been bad or good so you should have seen this coming, you fat old bearded pervert!”

  33. avatar DanRRZ says:

    Operator spends too much money on Magpul and Molle gear. Operator now has to downsize living quarters significantly. Trivial sacrifice. Stay Hard.

  34. avatar Citizen says:

    “Living the dream.”

  35. avatar PT Stud says:

    Re-gift this b!tch!

  36. avatar Roy says:

    Nothing seems out of the ordinary here.

  37. avatar nous defions says:

    Sorry, Santa. You are not getting them back.

  38. avatar CHOtto says:

    “And these are a few of my favorite things!
    Merry Christmas Everybody and a Happy New Year!”

    *sigh*…maybe I should I have rethought this years Christmas card…

  39. avatar jkp says:

    “How many times has THIS happened to YOU?”

  40. avatar Garands r Grand says:

    I didn’t ask for coal…reach in the sack and try again.

  41. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    Nam Nightmare.
    Robert Seddon

  42. avatar Billll says:

    So there I was minding my own business, taking a shower, when I heard a suspicious noise at the front door…..

  43. avatar Ima Yeti (Paul, no not the alien from the movie) says:

    Support mental illness or I’ll kill you!

  44. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    “Your Honor, why am I on the NICS and no-fly list again?”

  45. avatar AaronW says:

    There’s a man who leads a life of danger.
    To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
    … secret Asian Man!

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I may have shat myself from laughing. I could seriously mentally hear that song.

  46. avatar Ralph says:

    Asian-American seeks same for LTR. Must love guns, Waylon Jennings, Lance Armstrong and Lifebuoy.

  47. avatar Silentbrick says:

    “Well yeah dude I smoke pot. Why do you ask?”

  48. avatar Avenger1 says:

    Because feng shui is very important to our culture!

  49. avatar DiFiK8 says:

    I’m so excited about all of the good stuff I received for Christmas that I don’t know if I should whack off my *&%$ in the shower or dry fire my Glock for an hour.

  50. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    The latest iteration of the game “Clue” has some new twists: The martial artist in the shower with a pistol while playing guitar on a bicycle at Christmas time.

  51. avatar MiniMe says:

    “The name is Wong… James Wong.”

  52. avatar Rich Grise says:

    “John, when we said you need to clean up your act, this isn’t exactly what we had in mind…”

  53. avatar Mike says:

    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk, ride play…

  54. avatar PeterK says:

    If you can’t break a Guinness world record, invent one.

  55. avatar Kyle says:

    “Home defense is critical, even in million dollar Manhattan apartments.”

  56. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Boy, the Old Spice commercials have gotten really weird lately

  57. avatar Pat says:

    The worlds worst Christmas party hangover.

  58. avatar Michael says:

    “The Grinch was a pussy!”

  59. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    I never understand these Japanese game shows…

  60. avatar Mike says:

    Just say no to drugs.

  61. avatar MAC says:

    Say something again about me riding my bike and singing in the shower

  62. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    “You talkin’ to me, Xmas tree? I don’t see anyone else here,” said Shriveled Pickle

  63. avatar tmm says:

    That wasn’t my life that flashed before my eyes…

  64. avatar Zahooee says:

    It was the middle of December before he realized that the “studio apartment” he was living in not only lacked the storage space he needed for all of his belongings, but had a horrible spider problem.

  65. avatar Andy says:


  66. avatar Ricardo says:


  67. avatar Roscoe says:

    Schizophrenic gun owner hears “them” coming for him.

  68. avatar Tom Weber says:

    The Elf on a Shelf assigned to the Lee residence was never seen again.

  69. avatar g says:

    Who took the last present from under the tree?

  70. avatar B.C. says:

    “Who stole the chicken nuggets from my toaster oven!?”

  71. avatar A-Rod says:

    NOTHING in this picture was ‘Made in the USA’. Sad, very sad.

  72. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    The Most Interesting Man In The World

    At a young age he killed a Christmas tree while riding his bike through his shower and playing his guitar. Please drink responsibly…..

    1. avatar Dustin Eward says:

      I don’t always kill Christmass Trees, but when I do, I do it in the most bizarre manner possible. Stay thirsty my friends…

  73. avatar Model66 says:

    Not pictured: His thing that goes up.

  74. avatar NavyVet73 says:

    My paddle ball and this ashtray, that’s all I need! Oh, and my guitar, and my bike, and this Christmas tree, and this toaster oven, and my Glock … and that’s all I need!

  75. avatar Alan Longneckre says:

    Mr. Kim’s job at the iPhone factory finally allowed him to move into a luxurious 150 sqft. studio appartment and buy all the things he imagined a big-city guy would own, and no one was going to take it away from him.

  76. avatar Max says:

    Come visit Home Depot for our after Christmas 30% off selected bathroom tiles and shower fixtures sale.

    1. avatar Rich Grise says:

      In the ideal world:
      Come visit Home Depot for our after Christmas 30% off selected bathroom tiles, shower fixtures, and household defense sale.

  77. avatar JAS says:

    I am a Democrat. I’m not crazy, and I will shoot you if you even think otherwise….

  78. avatar Jon says:

    I guess it is time to take down the tree.

  79. avatar TheYetti says:

    Another day at the Archer residence.

  80. avatar Justin Lucenti says:

    “My fetishes are getting REALLY specific…”

  81. avatar HERBERT fOSTER says:


  82. avatar EmmyP says:

    Having lost all his clothes, moved into a crappy efficiency, transformed into a small immigrant boy, and traded Champion for a bicycle and drugs, Gene Autry finally hit rock bottom.

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