Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 9, 2015 94 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email [h/t Jeremy S.] RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Magic ATF Ball! Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) 94 COMMENTS Neva bin dun befo Reply You WILL have her home by 10pm. RIGHT?!?! Reply Son, the rabbit dies. Do you want to join it or do the right thing? Reply Just so you understand, son. You touch her, and I”ll reach out and touch you. Or if need be, I also have a shotgun for the ceremony. Reply Have a fun PROM kids… Reply Is he ogling his gun, her guns, or both? As for the Dad: keeping it in the holster might be a better way of encouraging the kid to keep his holstered, too. Reply Dad was probably just shooting some cans out back when Bozo McHornynuts came to pick up his daughter. Not a bad strategy, really. Reply What dad doesn’t know is that ‘Darling Daughter’ is actually known as ‘Little Mary Rotten-Crotch’ at High School… Reply He’s totally looking down her dress while the gun is there to provide a cover story. Reply This is my gun. If you bring your gun out of your pants in the same time zone as my daughter my gun goes off. 16 times. No condom. Reply Really, a plastic fantastic for this occasion? Reply Seriously. If you’re going to go for this kind of picture, at least use a classy gun! Reply Go ahead, kid. Hit me with that squirting flower trick one more time. I always wanted my daughter with a college man. Just not clown college. Reply This hurr is my daughter. Anyone gone be screwing her, it gone be me! Someday, hicks and Muslims will learn that women aren’t property. Reply Quite a few people here, as well. Reply I classify those TTAG members under “hicks”. It’s hilarious to watch them try to make excuses for treating their daughter like property while acknowledging that their similarly aged son is an independent human being. Reply And it’s even more amazing how compassionate Democrats can slaughter 58 million babies and still call themselves “the good guys” who are on the “right side of history”. You REALLY think only Democrats get abortions? Oh — if it’s still in the womb, it isn’t a “baby”. Once it has fully human brain wave patterns, it’s inarguably human, but that doesn’t make it a “baby”. Using incorrect terminology makes you sound…. uneducated. Boy-God, she’s hot!! And Dad is an effin’ idiot…… Reply Daddy put the gun away his is bigger. 😀 Reply Sorry Joe, who needs a shotgun! Reply Plot twist: his kid is actually the dude, not the girl. Reply Third party rape. Reply Now this is my baby. Also, meet my daughter. Reply We don’t do shotgun weddings anymore. These are…more enlightened times. Reply No, we still do shotgun weddings, but only after pistol prom dates. Reply Not only is this my favorite daughter…. she’s my only daughter! Got it kiddo? Reply OK kid, you use a condom I will put one on my pistol if you don’t my pistol will go without. Either way you touch my daughter, there is gonna be trouble. Reply It is supposed to be a shotgun…way to thumb your nose at tradition dad. Reply Subtle, dad. Really subtle. Alternately: News Headline: “Two XYZ high school student removed from class for promo picture featuring a gun. School quotes zero tolerance policy for the move.” Reply More like CPS removes children from home and / or the father is arrested for threatening to shoot a kid for no reason. Reply -“Oh believe me, I know you’ll have her home by midnight” -“so my daughter was telling me you drive a van?” -“hey you look just like the guy my security camera caught crawling down my gutter the other night” Reply Okay, do we have any OTHER objections? Reply Short night or short life. Your choice young man. Reply I got no problem going back to prison. Reply Engvall for the win! Reply She’s coming home at 9:30pm just like she left right? Reply Have my son home by midnight. Reply +1 ! Reply Son, if you keep looking at her chest, I’m going to loose my trigger discipline. Smile now. CHEESE! Reply lose not loose Reply Sturm Ruger & Company; Keeping teenagers celibate since 1949. Reply Kind of resembles the actor, Scott Bacula. Reply You say you work for Remington? I’ve got this model 31 I want to talk to you about. Reply As if this one needs a caption… Reply “Must resist looking at boobs. Must resist looki….shit.” Reply “I’m so happy you marry my pregnant daughter! OKAY?” Reply “Hey, everybody, I’m a f**king idiot!” Reply She wanted to take a real man with her to the dance, but she went with the guy in white anyway. Reply This is in case that crazy girl with the religious whackjob mom gets funny ideas about spoiling your evening of fun… Reply Jeremy gazes admiringly at Mr. Pitkin’s deft trigger discipline, as Becky smiles under the impression that Jeremy’s rapture is all about her. Reply Obvious theme but here goes. Mr. Bob Schmidt of Crescent Falls is seen here explaining to his daughter Pam’s Prom escort Tom Eckert the critical difference between hymens and testicles so that there would be an understanding and at the end of the evening both would still be intact. Reply This may hurt you more than me. Reply “Yes, I give my approval — you don’t see my finger on the trigger, do you?” Reply “Don’t worry about the ‘other guy’, son — you’ll be taking this along to protect my daughter.” Reply “Nothing but a moment this special would drag daddy from the range.” Reply In Russia, camera shoot YOU! Then you shoot back. Reply “Now, you remember — no libruls at the wedding, right?” Reply “Better, dad, it was jabbing my hip.” Reply If my boy gets pregnant I am going to shoot myself. Reply A rare photo of L. Ron Hubbard inducting two new recruits. Reply No caption needed. Reply I swear the boy is thinking ” Did he just try the “dad with a gun” thing on me with stock sights?” Reply “You know, instead of midnight lets make it 10:30.” Reply Shoot the first one… word gets around. Reply It’s all fun and games until someone loses a toe. Reply It’s all fun and games until daddy goes to jail for threatening a kid, then Bubba steps out of the shower…. Reply “I have a .45 and a shovel, and I’m not afraid to use either.” Reply Moron. And 2 younger people Reply Yes, Heather, a shotgun would have been more traditional. But that’s so last century. And a good pistol works just as well to get the point across … right, Jimmy? Reply Because he’ll kill you even when it’s her idea… Consider the IQ your child will inherit before you let your willie make your decisions… Reply You know, there’s a distinct resemblance between the two males in this picture… Reply “She shoots pretty good for a girl from California…” Or “Now remember kids: have fun at the prom, but if one of those whack-jobs shows seek cover and give him two in the heart and one in the head if it’s safe to do so. The four rules aren’t really a suggestion.” Reply Looks like a typical day in rural Indiana. You will now marry my daughter, won’t you son? Yes, I do know you two are cousins, Reply Do ya feel lucky, punk? ….. Reply Don’t….even….thinkaboutit. Reply Yes son, I’m letting you take your sister to the prom, but if the rabbit dies, I am gonna keep your birthday present for myself, cause you’ll be needin ta spend yer money on baby formula and diapers instead of ammo! Reply A group of four Taurus’. Reply “I have a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone will miss you.” Reply Dad: Ok prom kids… we are both straight shooters here right? Keep your shooter concealed, and i’ll keep mine concealed. Reply Dad: We live in dangerous time kids that’s why this lady will be packing for protection…. Ow I just shot my toe Girl: that’s why we have the four rules Boy: let’s get him to the hospital so much for prom night Reply Just remember kid… I’m not afraid to go back to prison!!! 🙂 Reply My wife was against this relationship and could not be here….. Reply “Dad? What’s that in your pocket pressing up next to me?” Reply Cross Breed Holster Reply “That one time we double dated to prom” Reply I swear to God , if you freaking let my son get you pregnant tonight , I will introduce you to your tenth hole . 2 eyes , 2 ears , 2 nostrils . mouth , your #1 and #2 and center chest by Ruger P 95 . Reply Big boobs , nice rump , good posture , beautiful legs , pretty lips and eyes , soft hair , great cook and her momma taught her how to make a man happy and if you take her tonight , I’ll throw in this swell pistol too . Whadyasay boy , we got a deal . Reply The man in black , does anyone here know his name ? The man in black , does anyone here know why he came ? Little River Band Reply Justin Timberlake and Brittany Spears and Dave ( Yyuuup ) Reply The Bradford Pear tree was small and fragile and would grow up to large and fragile , just sayin . Reply Cut the grass Publius . Stupid hick , duh huh , weeeeeeeee ! Reply I got more dough wrapped up in prom tickets, a limo, dinner and a corsage than her old man has tied up in that tupperware pea shooter….I’m goin’ for it! Reply Dad: “Listen son, I’ve decided that I want her. So, why don’t you go on ahead and have fun by yourself.” Son: “But daddy, she’s my date.” Girl: “It’s ok Tommy. Your daddy is cuter than you are anyway. Besides, I really like his gun.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.