Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 2, 2015 110 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Assault Cow Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At Taurus Owners Edition 110 COMMENTS Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Pyongyang… Reply Bringing new definition to the term “ammosexual”. Reply Look guys, I already told you it was this long. Now see, I’m tapping it on the breech. Go ahead and open it you’ll see. Reply Bringing an end to the small penis insults for good! Reply Concealed means concealed except when it doesn’t. (I love this movie and its twin Support your local gunfighter) Reply 2nd that one, love both movies! Poor Joe Danby. Reply Jeff Cooper (pictured 1st on the right, in the backfield) relates the story of how he came up with his now famous 4th rule, in his four rules of gun safety. Reply http://thefiringline.com/Misc/safetyrules.html Reply Winner! (IMN-S-HO) Reply Beat me to it but my thought was; Looks like a through and through and through and through…. A.J. Schmitz is seen in the phot above, trying come up with an analogy that will communicate that one does not need a sledge hammer to drive a tack. Reply Ted Cruz captures Bashar al-Assad persuading Putin to leave the region just days after taking the oath of office. Reply Don’t forget what we saw on the T-shirts-just be nice! Reply “You tell your buddy Pike what’s waiting for him here if you try messing with THIS sheriff” Reply Mahatma Gandhi in his previous life. Reply “For my NEXT trick…..” Reply “Please Sheriff! Anything to get those kidney stones out!” Reply Prior to being reborn in India, this was Mahatma Gandhi in the final moment of his previous life. Reply Say 9mm is the only caliber you’ll ever need again!!! Reply Mr Kerry, how’s that Iranian deal looking to ya now! Reply Wait, wait, wait! I think it’s coming unstuck; lemme try the butter on it again! Reply best yet I actually did “LOL” Reply “Hold my beer and watch this”… 🙂 Reply beat me to it 🙁 Reply Me too, well played! Reply Man given $1000 to test new bullet proof vest Reply A penny for your thoughts! Reply A dollar if they’re dirty. Reply Having poor eyesight I improvise, adapt and overcome! Reply I guess the guy in the tan jacket isn’t worried about over penetration…Rule 3: Know your target and what lies beyond it, especially if you’re beyond it. Reply I guess the guy in the tan jacket isn’t worried about over penetration. Reply The original “Gut Buster”. Reply “Now, did I fire 6 shots, or only 5? Do you feel lucky?” Reply Enough with the caliber wars. It’s all about shot placement. Reply Lol. Nice. Reply WINNER!!! Reply Man strait ahead in background, to guys standing on both sides, “Hey, you guys, why are you moving away from me, I just showered this morning!” Reply “I don’t think I like the way you play Russian Roulette…” Reply Guys with rifles: Don’t worry, if a follow up shot is needed, we got your back Reply Someone took the AC/DC song too literally… “I got the biggest balls of them all” Reply You can’t canonize me. I’m not even Catholic! Reply LOL! Winner, right here. Reply If ya wanna arrest my men ya gotta go through me to do it Reply Wait a minute fella’s, this ain’t India-and you ain’t British! Reply Now – no bad comments on my cigar smell. That’s your boy. Reply “Ka-BOOM treats Intestinal gas pain. Use Ka-BOOM only as directed. If symptoms persist, see your doctor…” Reply Oh….this is gonna hurt. Reply Or That’l leave a mark! Reply Ever wonder what the treatment for Viagra past the 4 hour mark is? Reply But first, let me take a selfie.. Reply We take overdue library books seriously in these parts. Reply Are you sure this is a selfie stick? Reply “We’re not takin any chances with this one!” Reply Killer abs bro! Reply This is my cannon, this is my gun… Reply BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! Reply If .45 kills the soul, I wonder what a cannon at point blank range will do. Reply “When you said I was going to be canonized, I was expecting the Pope.” Reply Hey Frank, hang on a sec while I tamp this powder. Reply Hold it! Hold it, hold it just a dang minute fellers. This here is a cannon-free zone, you’ll hafta leave that on the other side of that sign over yonder.” Reply “I’ll aim, you shoot.” Reply No! You cannot shoot The Last Supper without at least a table there! Reply One of my Favorite Westerns: Support your Local Sheriff with James Garner, Jack Elem, Walter Brennan, Harry Morgan…..classic! Reply Flash suppressor Reply When I got the invite to the cowpokes ball, I thought you meant…………. Reply Colonel said the local militias canon was just too loud so barry came up with the first ever human silencer! Reply He wishes he was as brave as Mic Sokoli. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mic_Sokoli Reply “Are you sure this will cure my heartburn?” Reply (man in front of the cannon) If you’re going to shoot john, Yer’ going ta’ have to shoot me first. Reply I swear it’s not what it looks like fellas!!! Reply PULL!!! Reply “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.” Reply Hello, My name is José Andrés. You ate my tapas. Prepare for pie. Reply Dont worry fellas, I saw this on an episode of The Simpsons! Now, hold my beer… Reply Look, when I said I’d take a bullet for the president, this isn’t what I had in mind. Reply “Come on guys is all this really necessary? I didn’t know it was the last beer in the fridge, and I didn’t know she was your sister.” Reply ‘Cowboy Slim’ instantly regretted telling the Johnson brothers to “blow it out your ass”… Reply Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but………………oh crap! Reply Betta put yer ponchos on boys. This is gunna git real messy. Reply “And you’re SURE these are the less lethal rounds, right?” Reply “Make sure your hipster friends know what wearing their sister’s pants and puffy shirts gets ’em in this town.” Reply Brady lawyers to client who lost their meritless lawsuit against Lucky Gunner- “pay up or else”! Reply I’m not going to say it again- those cigars will kill you! Reply I’m not going to say it again- those cigars will kill you! Reply Chris Mintz ancestor taking out a few heavy hitters as the rest stood in amazement at his ability to take extraordinary hits and still keep going Reply Never trust a caliber that doesn’t begin with a “4”. Like my 4.5 here… Reply ARCHIVAL PHOTO: This photo, dated to the early 1900s, depict the execution of a convicted cattle smuggler. The convicted was offered a chance to speak their final words before being executed by a Hi-Point .45 Reply “Please reconsider your shot placement, do it for the children!” Reply The scene right before live testing of the ‘canon-proof vest’ went terribly wrong. Reply Old fashioned Heimlich maneuver! Reply We don’t take too kindly to .22LR hustlers in my town. Reply The early days of Jackass were deadly! Reply Early efforts at cosmetic “tummy tuck” surgery were considered crude by today’s medical standards. Reply You’re the one that got it stuck in there. Now I’m going to help you get it out and maybe teach you a lesson about where you put your wedding tackle there Joe. Reply C’mon guys! It was my dog and my peanut butter. Why you all riled up? Reply Before the invention of ballistic gelatin…. Reply Are you sure that this is a safe way to pass gas? Reply NEW EPISODE OF ‘ MYTHBUSTERS ‘ , Saturday at 8:00 Central on FOX 11 Reply Are you a Muslim ? Reply AFFORDABLE CARE ACT , Page 102,339 , paragraph 10 A . Penalty for not choosing advantage plan C through L Reply I told you we don’t wear no Beards in Cannonville . Reply The newest belt buckle from CROSSBREEB . Reply Crimson Trace Rep. This side controls the light and this side controls the laser . Reply MIKES LEATHER WORKS ” We make holsters to fit anything “ Reply We warned ya Ross , you don’t come into Yatestown without a freekin cowboy hat . Reply Hey , I saw this movie in the theater when I was a kid ” Cannon Ball Runs “ Reply I’M DONE Reply I’m tellin y’all, this new less than lethal cannonball is revolutionary. Just be ready to catch him, it does knock em back a bit… Reply Make A Wish. Reply The squad suddenly realized that Reynolds meant something very different than they believed when he said he was a “gun lover”. Reply I promise I can do this. I’ve caught many cannon balls with stomach. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.