Weekend Photo Caption Contest




  1. avatar Will says:

    Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Pyongyang…

  2. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Bringing new definition to the term “ammosexual”.

  3. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Look guys, I already told you it was this long. Now see, I’m tapping it on the breech. Go ahead and open it you’ll see.

    1. avatar Kapeltam says:

      Bringing an end to the small penis insults for good!

  4. avatar Jim says:

    Concealed means concealed except when it doesn’t.

    (I love this movie and its twin Support your local gunfighter)

    1. avatar Bryan says:

      2nd that one, love both movies! Poor Joe Danby.

  5. avatar Joe R. says:

    Jeff Cooper (pictured 1st on the right, in the backfield) relates the story of how he came up with his now famous 4th rule, in his four rules of gun safety.

    1. avatar NineShooter says:


    2. avatar KCK says:

      Beat me to it but my thought was;
      Looks like a through and through and through and through….

      A.J. Schmitz is seen in the phot above, trying come up with an analogy that will communicate that one does not need a sledge hammer to drive a tack.

  6. Ted Cruz captures Bashar al-Assad persuading Putin to leave the region just days after taking the oath of office.

  7. avatar Youzernayme says:

    Don’t forget what we saw on the T-shirts-just be nice!

  8. avatar AaronW says:

    “You tell your buddy Pike what’s waiting for him here if you try messing with THIS sheriff”

  9. avatar dd says:

    Mahatma Gandhi in his previous life.

  10. avatar Adam says:

    “For my NEXT trick…..”

  11. avatar Rhett says:

    “Please Sheriff! Anything to get those kidney stones out!”

  12. avatar dd says:

    Prior to being reborn in India, this was Mahatma Gandhi in the final moment of his previous life.

  13. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Say 9mm is the only caliber you’ll ever need again!!!

  14. avatar Bryan says:

    Mr Kerry, how’s that Iranian deal looking to ya now!

  15. avatar Benny the Jew says:

    Wait, wait, wait! I think it’s coming unstuck; lemme try the butter on it again!

    1. avatar KCK says:

      best yet
      I actually did “LOL”

  16. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    “Hold my beer and watch this”… 🙂

    1. avatar Edeco says:

      beat me to it 🙁

    2. avatar Phil LA says:

      Me too, well played!

  17. avatar Gunr says:

    Man given $1000 to test new bullet proof vest

  18. avatar Gunr says:

    A penny for your thoughts!

    1. avatar Paul53 says:

      A dollar if they’re dirty.

  19. avatar Bryan says:

    Having poor eyesight I improvise, adapt and overcome!

  20. avatar LTd says:

    I guess the guy in the tan jacket isn’t worried about over penetration…Rule 3: Know your target and what lies beyond it, especially if you’re beyond it.

  21. avatar LTd says:

    I guess the guy in the tan jacket isn’t worried about over penetration.

  22. avatar Bryan says:

    The original “Gut Buster”.

  23. avatar alanstorm says:

    “Now, did I fire 6 shots, or only 5? Do you feel lucky?”

  24. Enough with the caliber wars. It’s all about shot placement.

    1. avatar Roy says:

      Lol. Nice.

    2. avatar FFmjVA78 says:


  25. avatar Gunr says:

    Man strait ahead in background, to guys standing on both sides, “Hey, you guys, why are you moving away from me, I just showered this morning!”

  26. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “I don’t think I like the way you play Russian Roulette…”

  27. avatar Gunr says:

    Guys with rifles: Don’t worry, if a follow up shot is needed, we got your back

  28. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Someone took the AC/DC song too literally… “I got the biggest balls of them all”

  29. avatar Bill Kohnke says:

    You can’t canonize me. I’m not even Catholic!

    1. avatar Ing says:

      LOL! Winner, right here.

  30. If ya wanna arrest my men ya gotta go through me to do it

  31. avatar Jeffro says:

    Wait a minute fella’s, this ain’t India-and you ain’t British!

  32. avatar JW says:

    Now – no bad comments on my cigar smell. That’s your boy.

  33. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Ka-BOOM treats Intestinal gas pain.

    Use Ka-BOOM only as directed.

    If symptoms persist, see your doctor…”

  34. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Oh….this is gonna hurt.

    1. avatar KCK says:

      That’l leave a mark!

  35. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Ever wonder what the treatment for Viagra past the 4 hour mark is?

  36. avatar Preston B. says:

    But first, let me take a selfie..

  37. avatar jwm says:

    We take overdue library books seriously in these parts.

  38. avatar AM says:

    Are you sure this is a selfie stick?

  39. avatar Artgluck99 says:

    “We’re not takin any chances with this one!”

  40. avatar Roy says:

    Killer abs bro!

  41. avatar jsallison says:

    This is my cannon, this is my gun…

  42. avatar Anonymoose says:


  43. avatar Jon says:

    If .45 kills the soul, I wonder what a cannon at point blank range will do.

  44. avatar Ralph says:

    “When you said I was going to be canonized, I was expecting the Pope.”

  45. avatar BDub says:

    Hey Frank, hang on a sec while I tamp this powder.

  46. avatar Brian says:

    Hold it! Hold it, hold it just a dang minute fellers. This here is a cannon-free zone, you’ll hafta leave that on the other side of that sign over yonder.”

  47. avatar Roymond says:

    “I’ll aim, you shoot.”

  48. avatar Jason says:

    No! You cannot shoot The Last Supper without at least a table there!

  49. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    One of my Favorite Westerns: Support your Local Sheriff with James Garner, Jack Elem, Walter Brennan, Harry Morgan…..classic!

  50. avatar Chris Moorhead says:

    Flash suppressor

  51. avatar Paul53 says:

    When I got the invite to the cowpokes ball, I thought you meant………….

  52. avatar James says:

    Colonel said the local militias canon was just too loud so barry came up with the first ever human silencer!

  53. avatar shqipo says:

    He wishes he was as brave as Mic Sokoli.


  54. avatar Jeff in Kommifornia says:

    “Are you sure this will cure my heartburn?”

  55. avatar ACP_arms says:

    (man in front of the cannon)
    If you’re going to shoot john, Yer’ going ta’ have to shoot me first.

  56. avatar vcaine says:

    I swear it’s not what it looks like fellas!!!

  57. avatar Pieslapper says:


  58. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Hello, My name is José Andrés. You ate my tapas. Prepare for pie.

  59. avatar Dave in WA says:

    Dont worry fellas, I saw this on an episode of The Simpsons! Now, hold my beer…

  60. avatar Adub says:

    Look, when I said I’d take a bullet for the president, this isn’t what I had in mind.

  61. avatar Will P. says:

    “Come on guys is all this really necessary? I didn’t know it was the last beer in the fridge, and I didn’t know she was your sister.”

  62. avatar Geoff PR says:

    ‘Cowboy Slim’ instantly regretted telling the Johnson brothers to “blow it out your ass”…

  63. avatar Paul53 says:

    Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but………………oh crap!

  64. avatar PeterK says:

    Betta put yer ponchos on boys. This is gunna git real messy.

  65. avatar Tom396 says:

    “And you’re SURE these are the less lethal rounds, right?”

  66. “Make sure your hipster friends know what wearing their sister’s pants and puffy shirts gets ’em in this town.”

  67. avatar foodog says:

    Brady lawyers to client who lost their meritless lawsuit against Lucky Gunner- “pay up or else”!

  68. avatar Joel Ogden says:

    I’m not going to say it again- those cigars will kill you!

  69. avatar misterO says:

    I’m not going to say it again- those cigars will kill you!

  70. avatar James says:

    Chris Mintz ancestor taking out a few heavy hitters as the rest stood in amazement at his ability to take extraordinary hits and still keep going

  71. avatar seth says:

    Never trust a caliber that doesn’t begin with a “4”. Like my 4.5 here…

  72. avatar chansuke says:

    ARCHIVAL PHOTO: This photo, dated to the early 1900s, depict the execution of a convicted cattle smuggler. The convicted was offered a chance to speak their final words before being executed by a Hi-Point .45

  73. avatar vv ind says:

    “Please reconsider your shot placement, do it for the children!”

  74. avatar Jay says:

    The scene right before live testing of the ‘canon-proof vest’ went terribly wrong.

  75. avatar Jeff Semler says:

    Old fashioned Heimlich maneuver!

  76. avatar 357M28 says:

    We don’t take too kindly to .22LR hustlers in my town.

  77. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    The early days of Jackass were deadly!

  78. avatar Jordan says:

    Early efforts at cosmetic “tummy tuck” surgery were considered crude by today’s medical standards.

  79. You’re the one that got it stuck in there. Now I’m going to help you get it out and maybe teach you a lesson about where you put your wedding tackle there Joe.

  80. C’mon guys! It was my dog and my peanut butter. Why you all riled up?

  81. avatar The Docent says:

    Before the invention of ballistic gelatin….

  82. avatar Joe says:

    Are you sure that this is a safe way to pass gas?

  83. avatar mark s. says:

    NEW EPISODE OF ‘ MYTHBUSTERS ‘ , Saturday at 8:00 Central on FOX 11

  84. avatar mark s. says:

    Are you a Muslim ?

  85. avatar mark s. says:

    AFFORDABLE CARE ACT , Page 102,339 , paragraph 10 A . Penalty for not choosing advantage plan C through L

  86. avatar mark s. says:

    I told you we don’t wear no Beards in Cannonville .

  87. avatar mark s. says:

    The newest belt buckle from CROSSBREEB .

  88. avatar mark s. says:

    Crimson Trace Rep.
    This side controls the light and this side controls the laser .

  89. avatar mark s. says:

    ” We make holsters to fit anything “

  90. avatar mark s. says:

    We warned ya Ross , you don’t come into Yatestown without a freekin cowboy hat .

  91. avatar mark s. says:

    Hey , I saw this movie in the theater when I was a kid ” Cannon Ball Runs “

  92. avatar protaganis says:

    I’m tellin y’all, this new less than lethal cannonball is revolutionary. Just be ready to catch him, it does knock em back a bit…

  93. avatar Aaron says:

    Make A Wish.

  94. avatar Jacob says:

    The squad suddenly realized that Reynolds meant something very different than they believed when he said he was a “gun lover”.

  95. avatar DaveC says:

    I promise I can do this. I’ve caught many cannon balls with stomach.

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