Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    You say it’s an inhaler?

    1. avatar Ben says:

      “You say this is an example of what the savages in the US use to defend themselves? “Preposterous!”

  2. avatar Don says:

    “We didn’t know it was loaded Milord, I’ll get someone to clean that up off the floor.”

  3. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    This is the last handgun in the UK? Good I’ll take it home…uh I mean I’ll dispose of it right away!

    The guy in the rear left says: Do want.

  4. avatar Vhyrus says:

    A 32 auto? Really, Mr. Bond…. haven’t you read arfcom lately?

  5. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

    Which button makes the shoulder thing go up?

  6. avatar Anonymous says:

    I like guns. I need to buy more guns.

  7. avatar William says:

    Matching numbers and signed by Browning? Best I can do is $1.50.

  8. avatar Gunr says:

    Double action, single action? What the hell’s that?

  9. avatar Joe says:

    Not a caption, but…

    Doesn’t the judge look like Rudy Guliani?

  10. avatar Joe says:

    “This didn’t taste at all like chocolate.”

  11. avatar JohnO_in TX says:

    What is this thingie that goes up?

  12. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    So, this is a gun! Never seen one before though I have sent people to war to use them….Interesting device though, I’m not sure how it works.

  13. avatar Gunr says:

    You say this thing was dug up with a mammoth skeleton?

  14. avatar jwm says:

    Damned dangerous way to light a cigarette. Look what happened to that Dreyfus chap. Shot his own nose off. Silly damn French person.

  15. avatar AaronW says:

    “You say our pension is invested in the company that makes these? Divest immediately!”

  16. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Once we remove all forms of arms from our Subjects possession nothing can overpower our control!!! They will be at our mercy yet we will be merciless…

  17. avatar Paul says:

    I ordered a Judge and I got this instead!

  18. avatar Rick K says:

    Fools! I told you non MIM parts!

  19. avatar Paul53 says:

    The instructions say; “Look in the end, flip the switch, and my entire life will be revealed to me in a flash.”

  20. avatar jwm says:

    She had this hidden where?

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      she had a pp in her pee pee?

  21. avatar Removed_californian says:

    *In brittish butler voice* “By goodness sir, this is the most freshest gat that I have ever seen!”

  22. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    “Phaser in the 40 watt range ?”

  23. avatar barnbwt says:

    “Careful, sir; it goes off for like, no reason.”

  24. avatar jwm says:

    I sent for the Grenadier Gaurds and got this?

  25. avatar Jess says:

    “It’s a helluva lot louder than the old gavel!”

  26. avatar jwm says:

    And in the final item in Commander Bonds will we have his service pistol. Still with the unfortunate jam.

  27. avatar Ing says:

    This isn’t really a handgun. We banned them years ago.

  28. avatar Billy-bob says:

    Where does the 30 round automatic clipazine go?

  29. avatar Billy-bob says:

    So this is what has that horrible Clinton woman’s knickers in a twist?

  30. avatar Jacob says:

    this is a dangerous new gun category the “Assault Pistol” ;^) (because pistols didn’t assault anything before we coined this term)

  31. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    The Court finds that this item is, in fact, a hammer!

  32. avatar Gregolas says:

    Looks like that big gat had a gitten !

  33. avatar Roymond says:

    “Due to budget cuts we have to carry out executions ourselves….”

  34. avatar Roymond says:

    “‘AirSoft’, it says. Is that like a water softener, for air?”

  35. avatar Roymond says:

    “Finally I’m allowed to touch one! So, is it loaded?”

  36. avatar tmm says:

    I’m a butt man myself

  37. avatar rb2001 says:

    “You know this would be a perfect shape for a Pop-Tart.”

  38. avatar rb2001 says:

    You say this is a killer? Funny, it seems to be pretty docile by itself.

  39. avatar rb2001 says:

    I love the inscription, “With love, Hillary.” What a gal.

  40. avatar Louis Marschalko says:

    Browning Hi-Power.
    Good choice!

  41. avatar Jeffro says:

    So, THIS is what freedom looks like. Can’t have that now can we?

  42. avatar Chris Rodriguez says:

    “After many years of Colt not being in production this is the best they can do” garbage! “Never Mind go Find me what they call a Glock”

  43. avatar Sgt. Adams says:

    A Walther? In Italy? Patriotism is dead!

  44. avatar Manny says:

    So, this is the root of all evil?

  45. “I don’t see the part that makes it fire on its own. Sorry, you’ve proven you didn’t read the instructions. Not that the instructions were defective.”

  46. avatar Stephen Rivera says:

    “Yes I know we agreed on a price beforehand, and you drove 150 miles to meet, but if you look here on the slide you’ll notice a tiny inconsistency on the finish. I’m afraid I can only offer you ten dollars for a weapon in this condition!”

  47. avatar mark s. says:

    So this is the contraption they pulled out of Putin’s ass before they hung him ?

  48. avatar Blacque Jacque Shellacque says:

    Yes, you’re right. I do feel more evil just holding it.

  49. avatar Gunr says:

    This thing is filthy! Wonder if anybody will notice if I use the white hankie around my neck to clean it up a bit.

  50. avatar mike oregon says:

    Why yes, I, I do feel aroused and, and, more masculine.

  51. What’s this peculiar lever that exposes a red spot?
    Uh that would be the safety, your excellency.
    Safety? Well then, I fail to see what all the hubbub is about.
    The…hubbub as you so put, is not about safety of the user of this contraption, rather our safety as a governing class from the subjects who would use it to…defend freedom from tyrants.
    Oh! Well! In that case, destroy them. Confiscate and destroy them all.

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