Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 16, 2015 53 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: That One Stings Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Oh My Heavens Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Happy Thanksgiving Edition 53 COMMENTS You say it’s an inhaler? Reply “You say this is an example of what the savages in the US use to defend themselves? “Preposterous!” Reply “We didn’t know it was loaded Milord, I’ll get someone to clean that up off the floor.” Reply This is the last handgun in the UK? Good I’ll take it home…uh I mean I’ll dispose of it right away! The guy in the rear left says: Do want. Reply A 32 auto? Really, Mr. Bond…. haven’t you read arfcom lately? Reply Which button makes the shoulder thing go up? Reply I like guns. I need to buy more guns. Reply Matching numbers and signed by Browning? Best I can do is $1.50. Reply Double action, single action? What the hell’s that? Reply Not a caption, but… Doesn’t the judge look like Rudy Guliani? Reply “This didn’t taste at all like chocolate.” Reply What is this thingie that goes up? Reply So, this is a gun! Never seen one before though I have sent people to war to use them….Interesting device though, I’m not sure how it works. Reply You say this thing was dug up with a mammoth skeleton? Reply Damned dangerous way to light a cigarette. Look what happened to that Dreyfus chap. Shot his own nose off. Silly damn French person. Reply “You say our pension is invested in the company that makes these? Divest immediately!” Reply Once we remove all forms of arms from our Subjects possession nothing can overpower our control!!! They will be at our mercy yet we will be merciless… Reply I ordered a Judge and I got this instead! Reply Fools! I told you non MIM parts! Reply The instructions say; “Look in the end, flip the switch, and my entire life will be revealed to me in a flash.” Reply She had this hidden where? Reply she had a pp in her pee pee? Reply *In brittish butler voice* “By goodness sir, this is the most freshest gat that I have ever seen!” Reply “Phaser in the 40 watt range ?” Reply “Careful, sir; it goes off for like, no reason.” Reply I sent for the Grenadier Gaurds and got this? Reply “It’s a helluva lot louder than the old gavel!” Reply And in the final item in Commander Bonds will we have his service pistol. Still with the unfortunate jam. Reply This isn’t really a handgun. We banned them years ago. Reply Where does the 30 round automatic clipazine go? Reply So this is what has that horrible Clinton woman’s knickers in a twist? Reply this is a dangerous new gun category the “Assault Pistol” ;^) (because pistols didn’t assault anything before we coined this term) Reply The Court finds that this item is, in fact, a hammer! Reply Looks like that big gat had a gitten ! Reply “Due to budget cuts we have to carry out executions ourselves….” Reply “‘AirSoft’, it says. Is that like a water softener, for air?” Reply “Finally I’m allowed to touch one! So, is it loaded?” Reply I’m a butt man myself Reply “You know this would be a perfect shape for a Pop-Tart.” Reply You say this is a killer? Funny, it seems to be pretty docile by itself. Reply I love the inscription, “With love, Hillary.” What a gal. Reply Hmm?!? Browning Hi-Power. Good choice! Reply So, THIS is what freedom looks like. Can’t have that now can we? Reply “After many years of Colt not being in production this is the best they can do” garbage! “Never Mind go Find me what they call a Glock” Reply A Walther? In Italy? Patriotism is dead! Reply So, this is the root of all evil? Reply “I don’t see the part that makes it fire on its own. Sorry, you’ve proven you didn’t read the instructions. Not that the instructions were defective.” Reply “Yes I know we agreed on a price beforehand, and you drove 150 miles to meet, but if you look here on the slide you’ll notice a tiny inconsistency on the finish. I’m afraid I can only offer you ten dollars for a weapon in this condition!” Reply So this is the contraption they pulled out of Putin’s ass before they hung him ? Reply Yes, you’re right. I do feel more evil just holding it. Reply This thing is filthy! Wonder if anybody will notice if I use the white hankie around my neck to clean it up a bit. Reply Why yes, I, I do feel aroused and, and, more masculine. Reply What’s this peculiar lever that exposes a red spot? Uh that would be the safety, your excellency. Safety? Well then, I fail to see what all the hubbub is about. The…hubbub as you so put, is not about safety of the user of this contraption, rather our safety as a governing class from the subjects who would use it to…defend freedom from tyrants. Oh! Well! In that case, destroy them. Confiscate and destroy them all. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.