Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 5, 2014 55 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 55 COMMENTS After Peter Pan left, the Lost Boys had to get serious against the pirates. Reply When president Obama was informed that Brazillian Banditos were armed and ready for war, he informed John Kerry to negotiate our surrender. Then he asked “Wait, How many are in a Brazillian?” Reply Lol Reply Now, that was funny! Reply Winner winner chicken dinner Reply “Ok, guys–whatever you do, DON’T SHOOT THE DOG.” Reply They won’t….. I don’t see any badges or swat gear Reply “What did you say about our hats??” Reply “What, you forgot the case of tequila?” Reply What do you mean? I AM smilin’. Reply Permits? We don’t need no steenking permits!!! Reply When we say “No Girls Allowed”, Alfalfa, we mean it. Reply The Fashion Police found themselves thoroughly outgunned and beat a hasty retreat… Reply This is Brazil and we don’t need a warrant but don’t shoot the dog, the owner might be around somewhere. Reply The dog Chip was over heard saying “if you think I’m going to scare up enough birds for all of you, you’re nuts.” Reply With the future of the 1033 program in doubt, the Ferguson PD turned to Central America for its surplus military gear. Reply Pancho! Didn’t I tell you “4 sheets maximum off our last roll of toilet paper!” Reply Dog ponders, then raises his leg… Reply U.S. Border Control dog surrounds drug cartel leaders. Reply Doubtless what ever is said het ill bed deemed racist Reply Shriners conventions havent changed much since 1911. Reply I blinked. Fido winked. Reply Monty Python. The early years before they hit their stride. Reply “Come on doggie, start running.” Reply Where are the women at??? These madres who demand action? Reply ai yi yi yi, we are the Frito Banditos, eeha! If one of you chuckleheads doesn’t cough up a bone here, somebody’s agonna die… Reply Everyone was smiling, happy to have their picture taken for posterity. Then the dog farted. No more smiles. Reply Notice the second guy from the left actually aiming right at the camera man and the way everyone beyond looks like they’re watching him in horror? “No, Rodrigo, no! It’s just a photo shoot! A PHOTO shoot!!! Reply The Village People have decided to join The Open Carry Texas movement. Reply I heard it on good authority that this time, police did NOT shoot the dog upon responding to calls about a “gathering of armed people.” Reply We got all dressed up and brought noisemakers for the DOG’s birthday party? Reply Dogs get 7 birthday parties per year! Reply Good one! Reply While not as culturally diverse as later iterations, the original Village People placed much higher at Camp Perry matches. Reply “Okay muchachos, keep an eye out for that Law of Self Defense guy. We don’t want him ruining our country!” Reply “…..flowers of yellow and green towering over your heads, you look for the girl with the…….” Reply You promised 10 US visa’s and passports, now we gotta sneak in with a bunch of children~ Reply Okay, it’s our turn….red rover, red rover, let Pancho come over… Reply Anybody seen Archie? Reply Badges? Badges??… We don need no stinkin’ badges! Reply “steenkin badges” Reply This hot sauce is made in New York City. NEW YORK CITY! Reply We got the t-shirt and the stupid hats! Less starch…more brim. What would Joan Rivers think of these…outfits? We were told we would be riding on the float…not BE the float! Reply After he heard “perrito a la brasa with pico de gallo” the doggie started looking for a stage exit left. Reply One of the worst robber and murderer of Brazil “Lampião” ( lamp). Only the army to kill him. what happens to an unarmed population, the bandits are the law ….. Reply This is how many SWAT officers it takes to shoot a dog. Reply The Kroger produce aisle, viewed through Michael Bloomberg’s glasses. Reply The Colonel was such an expert trainer of marksmen and dogs, that he often had Spots give the order to fire. Reply PULL! Reply Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there! Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find… The diez (10) amigos! Reply Come amigos, let us seek vengeance against the bastards that sold us these stupid looking hats! Viva la revolucion ! ( The real reason for the start of the Mexican Revolution.) Reply Paul T. McCain’s best friends…The Chipotle Ninjas. Reply Member of Open Carry Texas traces his roots on Ancestry.com. Reply The Real Old Black Panthers Reply The New & Improved Village People (R) give a whole new rendition to that old song “One Toke Over The Line” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.