Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Strike Industries Battle Case SHOX for iPhone 5x


Enter your best work in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a Battle Case SHOX for your iPhone 5.


  1. avatar Bob Wall says:

    “I maybe a cartoon, but keeping your finger off the trigger is no laughing matter!”

  2. avatar Paul G. says:

    To shoot or dial 911, what would be more effective? Hmmm…….

  3. avatar imrambi says:

    This is how to pierce your hand.

  4. avatar JoshtheViking says:

    What do you mean us comic book heroes can’t have guns! Superman can throw cars at people, but I have to give up my pistol? Whatever, I’m going to go see if the Watchmen have a job opening.

  5. avatar Scrubula says:

    “Before I kill you, Mr. Bond…”

  6. avatar Chris. says:

    You see son?

    Gentlemen carry a weapon. In the olden days this was a sword. Now? It’s the firearm. It is an item you hope to have, and hope never to need.

    And bow ties are cool.

  7. avatar Tom W. says:

    Damn, why did I buy this Remington super dee duper hyped pistol again?

    1. avatar DangerousDave says:


  8. avatar Dickie J says:

    My God, a working R51!

  9. avatar Tackleberry says:

    Dress smart, think smart, carry even while you keep it classy.

  10. avatar racer88 says:

    Why does my index finger look like a “pinky?”

  11. avatar racer88 says:

    Or… “I need to go to the range more. My trigger finger has atrophied.”

  12. avatar James Avery says:

    “Now how do I cover up that idiot mark…”

  13. avatar Mark N. says:

    “Will my friends laugh at me for carrying an R51?”

  14. avatar sgt frank says:

    Now if I can only find a holster that fits.

  15. avatar Gunr says:

    Don’t like my bow tie eh! Wanna make somp’n out of it!

  16. avatar Bobby says:

    This should remove that mole on my left knuckle…

  17. avatar Jason says:

    Can’t believe she made me choose between her and my gun!

  18. avatar Mike says:

    If only someone made a holster that pointed this directly at my genitalia. That’d be nice.

  19. avatar rlc2 says:

    Page views Nick, its all about the page views!
    Now give me a review on this Smart Gun that even Shannon Watts will read.

  20. avatar Tony says:

    This looks like a job for Superman… But since he’s not here and I’m not bulletproof this will have to do.

  21. avatar stacey says:

    Stop playing with it Larry. You will go blind!

  22. avatar David B. says:

    “NYC now accepts drawings of guns at buy backs. We are sure to ‘wrangle’ you a good deal! Call (202) 225-4365 for more information.”

  23. avatar Phil COV says:

    Happiness! Is a warm…

  24. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “#@^&* R51 locked up tighter than Shannon’s *&%[email protected] !

  25. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Don’t panic, Mr. Gere. No, I’m afraid it hasn’t been officially tested, but I assure you this radical new treatment will have that gerbil out of there, lickety-split.”

  26. avatar dh34 says:

    No wonder this was so cheap…where am I going to find 7.62×25?

  27. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “I got this gun for my wife. Good trade, huh?”

  28. avatar Swarg says:

    Well shay there shonny! Looks like you got yourself one ov them striker-fired .357s with the drum mag and the .22 ejection port! Nice find.

  29. avatar Gregolas says:

    I’ll trade you this brand new R51 for that Jennings .380….. Whaddayamean, “No!” ?

  30. avatar WILDWEST42 says:

    This is where you put the thirty caliber assault clips.

  31. avatar Jay-El says:

    “This seems like a weird way to make my penis bigger, but 70,000 Moms Demand Action fans swear by it.”

  32. avatar Jon says:

    Meh, It’s for an iPhone and only worth $10….. so I can’t use it, and it has basically 0 resale value…. Guess I won’t be participating.

    1. avatar Lucas D. says:


  33. avatar Model66 says:

    Ms. Watts told me that if I throw this gun into the fires of Mordor all the killing and dying will stop.

  34. avatar S. Cautela says:

    “And that’s why I carry .32 ACP… It’s a proven man-stopper that is used by militaries and police forces world-wide.”

  35. avatar DJ says:

    “Of course it will work. It’s a Remington.”

  36. avatar Will P. says:

    “You see here kids, this is the bang end of a boom stick. Be very careful not to chew on this part.”

  37. avatar Hoots says:

    Ok Mr. Hayden, it’s time for your colonoscopy.

  38. avatar John L. says:

    The R51 will never go out of style.”

  39. avatar dh34 says:

    Okay..let me make sure I understand this…I give you this gun and in return I get a $100 gift card to Red Lobster AND a date with Shannon Watts????

  40. avatar BigMcLargehuge says:

    So this must be the shoulder thing that goes up.

  41. avatar Mark says:

    “A Norinco” ” She bought me a Damn Norinco for Christmas”!!!!

  42. avatar TheBear says:

    Tastes like chicken.

    Yes, I am still bitter.

  43. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Well, Archie, maybe you did need this thing after all.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Subtle, yet brilliant.

    2. avatar dh34 says:

      Gets my vote

  44. avatar Colin Norris says:

    How the hell do I get a salvo12 on this !!

  45. avatar George says:

    …of course it safe, the smart chip will only allow it to fire once written approval is received…

  46. avatar John F says:

    YES CLASS I am the science teacher and I am here to Teach & Protect you….

  47. avatar 2AMexican says:

    “I’m the only one professional enough to shoot this mole off my finger”

  48. avatar kpluck says:

    My gun is drawn… and so am I.


  49. avatar Craig says:

    God damnit, my R51 jammed again!

  50. avatar Graham Storey says:

    The mugger thought the bow tie meant an easy mark, he was wrong. Dead wrong.

  51. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    How the hell am I supposed to carry one of these things comfortably?

  52. avatar jdb says:

    “This is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age”

  53. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Gee, even in the cartoons my R51 will not work!

  54. avatar Timmy! says:

    Look at this, baby.

  55. avatar bontai Joe says:

    This is a 1911-A1 in .45 ACP. Some magazines hold 7 rounds, some hold eight. In all the excitement, I’ve lost count. So do you feel lucky punk?

  56. avatar CT says:

    “I am an expert and this assault killer can shoot thirty clips of dark matter bullets a second!”

  57. avatar drmrs says:

    Getting the biggest bang for “gun control!”

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