Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Strike Industries Battle Case SHOX... Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Strike Industries Battle Case SHOX for iPhone 5x By Dan Zimmerman - September 12, 2014 63 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter your best work in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a Battle Case SHOX for your iPhone 5. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Gender Fluid Rifle Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Do What To Your Guns? Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Show Me Where The Sign Hurt You Edition 63 COMMENTS “I maybe a cartoon, but keeping your finger off the trigger is no laughing matter!” Reply To shoot or dial 911, what would be more effective? Hmmm……. Reply This is how to pierce your hand. Reply What do you mean us comic book heroes can’t have guns! Superman can throw cars at people, but I have to give up my pistol? Whatever, I’m going to go see if the Watchmen have a job opening. Reply “Before I kill you, Mr. Bond…” Reply You see son? Gentlemen carry a weapon. In the olden days this was a sword. Now? It’s the firearm. It is an item you hope to have, and hope never to need. And bow ties are cool. Reply Damn, why did I buy this Remington super dee duper hyped pistol again? Reply +1 Reply My God, a working R51! Reply Dress smart, think smart, carry even while you keep it classy. Reply Why does my index finger look like a “pinky?” Reply Or… “I need to go to the range more. My trigger finger has atrophied.” Reply “Now how do I cover up that idiot mark…” Reply “Will my friends laugh at me for carrying an R51?” Reply Now if I can only find a holster that fits. Reply Don’t like my bow tie eh! Wanna make somp’n out of it! Reply This should remove that mole on my left knuckle… Reply Can’t believe she made me choose between her and my gun! Reply If only someone made a holster that pointed this directly at my genitalia. That’d be nice. Reply Page views Nick, its all about the page views! Now give me a review on this Smart Gun that even Shannon Watts will read. Reply This looks like a job for Superman… But since he’s not here and I’m not bulletproof this will have to do. Reply Stop playing with it Larry. You will go blind! Reply “NYC now accepts drawings of guns at buy backs. We are sure to ‘wrangle’ you a good deal! Call (202) 225-4365 for more information.” Reply Happiness! Is a warm… Reply “#@^&* R51 locked up tighter than Shannon’s *&%[email protected] ! Reply Don’t panic, Mr. Gere. No, I’m afraid it hasn’t been officially tested, but I assure you this radical new treatment will have that gerbil out of there, lickety-split.” Reply No wonder this was so cheap…where am I going to find 7.62×25? Reply “I got this gun for my wife. Good trade, huh?” Reply Well shay there shonny! Looks like you got yourself one ov them striker-fired .357s with the drum mag and the .22 ejection port! Nice find. Reply I’ll trade you this brand new R51 for that Jennings .380….. Whaddayamean, “No!” ? Reply This is where you put the thirty caliber assault clips. Reply “This seems like a weird way to make my penis bigger, but 70,000 Moms Demand Action fans swear by it.” Reply Meh, It’s for an iPhone and only worth $10….. so I can’t use it, and it has basically 0 resale value…. Guess I won’t be participating. Reply Winner! Reply Ms. Watts told me that if I throw this gun into the fires of Mordor all the killing and dying will stop. Reply “And that’s why I carry .32 ACP… It’s a proven man-stopper that is used by militaries and police forces world-wide.” Reply “Of course it will work. It’s a Remington.” Reply “You see here kids, this is the bang end of a boom stick. Be very careful not to chew on this part.” Reply Ok Mr. Hayden, it’s time for your colonoscopy. Reply The R51 will never go out of style.” Reply Okay..let me make sure I understand this…I give you this gun and in return I get a $100 gift card to Red Lobster AND a date with Shannon Watts???? Reply So this must be the shoulder thing that goes up. Reply “A Norinco” ” She bought me a Damn Norinco for Christmas”!!!! WTH!!! Reply Tastes like chicken. Yes, I am still bitter. Reply Well, Archie, maybe you did need this thing after all. Reply Subtle, yet brilliant. Reply Gets my vote Reply Win! Reply Win. Reply How the hell do I get a salvo12 on this !! Reply …of course it safe, the smart chip will only allow it to fire once written approval is received… Reply YES CLASS I am the science teacher and I am here to Teach & Protect you…. Reply “I’m the only one professional enough to shoot this mole off my finger” Reply My gun is drawn… and so am I. -kpluck Reply God damnit, my R51 jammed again! Reply The mugger thought the bow tie meant an easy mark, he was wrong. Dead wrong. Reply How the hell am I supposed to carry one of these things comfortably? Reply “This is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age” Reply Gee, even in the cartoons my R51 will not work! Reply Look at this, baby. Reply This is a 1911-A1 in .45 ACP. Some magazines hold 7 rounds, some hold eight. In all the excitement, I’ve lost count. So do you feel lucky punk? Reply “I am an expert and this assault killer can shoot thirty clips of dark matter bullets a second!” Reply Getting the biggest bang for “gun control!” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.