We’ll Just Leave This Right Here

Seen on Facebook.


  1. avatar Mr Wu says:

    The truth can be painful….

    1. avatar Bearpaw says:

      Is this a taste of the new TTAG?

      Sharing lame facebook memes?

      Remember the good old days where guns and gun issues were the norm. This is just fuel on the tribe.

      1. avatar Just Sayin says:

        Another day finishing up, another day with out a gun review on TTAG.

        Going, going, …

        PS- Dear Dan, please help.

        1. avatar Anonymous says:

          Another day finishing up, another day with out a gun review on TTAG.

          Sounds like you should write a gun review and send it to TTAG.

      2. avatar John says:

        Yes, lame FB memes, articles about news published 1 to 2 weeks ago elsewhere, and articles about cops allowing the clueless idiots and sovereign citizen wannabe of TTAG to express themselves in a very uninspired and repetitive way.

        1. avatar Ranger Rick says:

          “articles about cops allowing the clueless idiots and sovereign citizen wannabe of TTAG to express themselves in a very uninspired and repetitive way.”

          Hey Johnny Goebbels, please tell me why you have a problem with the 1st Amendment? And why you want the “cops” enforcing people’s expeessions?

        2. avatar drunkEODguy says:

          he’s right, you’re free to express your vitrol for police, its your right. But here it goes beyond just holding civil servants accountable and having a healthy skepticism of authority, its more like a half step away from a crowd in sheets gathering to burn a 8 foot wooden badge in front of the local PD. Weird levels of anti-cop animus

      3. avatar yolo says:

        take it easy guys…

        ttags still has the best content outside of \k\, and the NRA is still the only thing that stand between you and a ban. hard words for old guys, i know.

        1. avatar Ralph says:

          Relax. The same douchebags who complained about TTAG when Farago ran it are now complaining about TTAG now that he doesn’t.

        2. avatar Douchebag says:

          Guess the new boss has the same low standards as the old boss. Sorry but we can do better.

        3. avatar Evey259 says:

          Wanna know I know you’re a newfag?

      4. avatar Jason(Possessor of 2.5 TTAG points) says:

        I just want to know what was wrong with the pic on I-35.

        1. avatar el Possum Guapo Standartenfuher " they think we're making pizza's Oberst von Burn says:

          Me too. Prius, Baby Groot, Sig Sticker Waco, whaaaaaaat???? How do you drive a Pollock crazy..Round room square corner???…. I’ll tell you tomorrow. (ethnic joke not to be confused with stereotyping, or racism)

        2. avatar Eric in Oregon says:

          I think that makes us old timers

      5. avatar Greg says:

        Guess the gun makers haven’t paid them yet.

      6. avatar Cpt. Obvious says:

        Makes a kind of sense:

        Regarding the Socialist and Marxist Establishments that have -literally- banned under punishment of fines and imprisonment the making and posting of Memes in China and parts of Europe (marinate — they made Cartoons Illegal) , if those in power, threatened-by-free-thought, by cartoons, haven’t been able to ban Memes in the US, .. yet, .. why wait?? Censor yourself! Right?

        TL;DR — an NPC greyman saying “Less Thinking, More Shiny”

      7. avatar Robert says:

        OMG. … “Tribe?” … Is this a “racial slur?” … Oops. Wait a minute, this “facial model” is melanin deficient!

  2. avatar jwm says:

    You must not be in chicago if the gunshots are faint and distant. You’re in chicago when you can hear the gang bangers drop to the ground after being shot.

    1. avatar John says:

      Not everybody leaves in South side in Chicago.

      1. avatar Excedrine says:

        CHIRAQ. Come for the pizza, stay because you were murdered.

        1. avatar Geoff "Mess with the Bull, get the Horns" PR says:

          In all fairness, you may leave, just not in the manner of your own choice…

    2. avatar Southern Cross says:

      You only hear the shot after the impact.


      1. avatar Kenneth says:

        It would appear that you haven’t noticed the distinctive crack/thump of a high velocity rifle round occurs whether or not the bullet hits anything. The crack is the bullet traveling through the air at supersonic velocity. It travels with the bullet, thus you hear crack…./thump when you are downrange. The “thump” was the ignition of the powder. That travels outward from the location of the shot. If you happened to be the one downrange being shot at, you would hear the crack as distinct from the thump, and the crack would get later and later in time as the range increased.
        It is the wet, “splut”, kind of sound that is from a bullet hitting flesh.

  3. avatar Manse Jolly says:

    For a different take on Chi-Raq violence…something to ponder.


    1. avatar Jon in CO says:

      That was a good read. Thanks for sharing. It is weird that posturing could get you arrested. The author is absolutely correct.

    2. avatar bob says:

      Now that’s what should be an article here!

    3. avatar Pa John says:

      “The insanity of ignorant government pencil-necks forbidding four billion year old violence-reducing behavior cannot be overstated.” – L. Neil Smith

      Outstanding quote now added to my collection. Thanks for the link…!

  4. avatar The Rookie says:

    In before the pizza wars start.

    Seriously, if you think 9 vs 40 vs 45 debate is endless, wait’ll you see the deep dish vs NY style crowd get going!

    (Lou Malnati’s for the win, btw 🙂 )

    1. avatar ORCON says:

      Fuck you, buddy. It’s dish or die.

      1. avatar Nickel Plated says:


        This is NY pizza turf. Come at me BRO!

        Damn, this escalated quickly.

        1. avatar Ansel Hazen says:

          Fuck NY Pizza. Any slice will require a permit to buy that ordinary citizens won’t be able to obtain. On top of that more than one topping will trigger the high cap ban.

    2. avatar JeffR says:

      Forget New Yorkers, we can fight internally in Chicago. Lou Malnati’s THIN crust for the win. Tavern style is REAL Chicago pizza. The deep dish stuff is for tourists.

      1. avatar New Continental Army says:

        Apparently none of you have heard of the shiny, new, Creedmooria pizza. It’s like Chicago style, but shinier, faster, sleeker, and more sauce.

        1. avatar Green Mtn. Boy says:

          It wouldn’t by chance be 6.5 mm deep?

      2. avatar J Gibbons says:

        Grew up in Chicagoland. Still visit family there regularly (sadly unarmed). Deep dish is the best.

    3. avatar CalGunsMD says:

      I don’t care what style it is. As long as it is pineapple and Canadian bacon.

        1. avatar CalGunsMD says:

          No. Gross is mashed potatoes on pizza. It’s a thing. In Connecticut.

        2. avatar Geoff "Mess with the Bull, get the Horns" PR says:

          But wait – as bad as mashed potatoes are on pizza, you left for the greater evil of California?

          You have a bigger pair than I, doc…

    4. avatar SouthAl says:

      Doesn’t matter as long as the pizza is at least .40 inches thick, and at least .40 yards diameter, etc.

    5. avatar Bloving says:

      I’ll have a deep dish, cornbread crust for me thanx.

      1. avatar former water walker says:

        BEGGER’S can’t be choosers?😄BTW TTAG is getting i increasingly lame…

      2. avatar Robert says:

        cornbread … Are we talking pizzas or tortillas?

    6. avatar rosignol says:

      Been to Minalti’s.

      It’s not bad, but it’s a goddam casserole, not pizza.

  5. avatar Scott C. says:

    There is only one, true, best pizza: the kind that’s hot and on my dinner plate

  6. avatar Felixd says:

    You’re all bloody heathens. South side, Palermo’s thin crust at 95th and Cicero. The standard by which all pizza is measured. New York pizza is as close as one can get to C Ration pizza. Or, maybe, MRE pizza. But wait, that’s actually Mexican pizza. Soft and foldable like a tortilla with tomato paste and cheese. It lacks soul. And flavor.

    1. avatar Hippi says:

      you must not ever had pizza in California

      1. avatar Geoff "Mess with the Bull, get the Horns" PR says:

        California has ruined most everything it has ever touched. You mean pizza remains unscathed?

    2. avatar Kenneth says:

      Sorry, but the standard for all pizza to be measured against is right here in little ole
      This is so good all of my relatives, that have long ago moved away, go right for Eugene’s whenever they hit town for a visit. Without fail, it is the food of choice for anyone from here that subsequently left. And many of them buy the pizzas frozen to take them back home for later. Yes, Eugene’s freezes them, uncooked, because there is a market for their pizzas in Phoenix, Spokane, Billings, etc. Everywhere that folks like pizza.

  7. avatar Dale from Kansas says:

    I’m kind of finicky when it comes to pizza. It needs to be either round or rectangular. Nothing else will do.

  8. avatar Oliver says:

    …faint gunshots that reverberate all the way to Vermont, where the Iron Pipeline supplies illegal guns, purchsed easily through straw men, to gun violence hot spots around the world like Chicago, Anywhere Mexico and Switzerland. Actually, ignore the last one: That’s an outlier. Seriously, ignore it. Doesn’t exist.

  9. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Well since we’re just leaving stuff right here;

    Warren/Dolezal – 2020

    1. avatar New Continental Army says:

      Honestly, I think Hillary is gonna take one final crack at it.

      1. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

        Unfortunately, Bonnie Parker died 84 years ago, so that leaves her without an appropriate running mate.

        1. avatar el Possum Guapo Standartenfuher " they think we're making pizza's Oberst von Burn says:

          , Hilorally is a politician. Bonnie Parkers a hick town two bit outlaw compared to that

      2. avatar luigi says:

        Maybe but no white person is gonna end up the nominee

        1. avatar Mark N. says:

          I think the only thing we can say for sure is that the primary slate will be crowded. Clinton, Uncle Joe, Cameltoe Harris, Booker, Bloomberg, Kasich, and maybe even Gavin Newsome (although I think he will wait until at least after his first term as California Governor before he throws his hat in the ring). And those are just the ones who I can think f off the top of my head. I left Sanders off–I don’t believe he wants to take another shot. He’s already dragged the party far to the left, so he’s accomplished what he set out to do. If the party drifts any further left, they will probably try to draft Xi.

        2. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

          That’s why it will be a Warren/Dolezal ticket. One identifies as Cherokee and the other identifies as black.

        3. avatar Geoff "Mess with the Bull, get the Horns" PR says:

          “That’s why it will be a Warren/Dolezal ticket. One identifies as Cherokee and the other identifies as black.”

          You mean Warren/Diallo don’t you?

          *News Flash* – *News Flash*

          “Dolezal’s name change — her full new name is Nkechi Amare Diallo…”


          She’s really Black, just look at her legal name…

        4. avatar Geoff "Mess with the Bull, get the Horns" PR says:

          “We, The Nigerians, Do Not Accept Rachel Dolezal’s New Name”


  10. avatar SouthAl says:

    Reminds me of the article a while back on The Blackeyed Peas spouting gun control-what is TTAG’s obsession with listening to food?

  11. avatar Dog of War says:

    And now I want pizza. Thanks Zimmerman. :/

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Yup. Dang it.
      Did a few miles after work, then a great hour long yoga workout. I’m famished.
      Dang it Dan!

  12. Detroit Style Pizza is also Deep Dish, but Rectangular in shape, not round…

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      In NYC, that’s called Sicilian style. The best is made by Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn. It will light you up.

      The corners are the best parts.

  13. avatar Mark N. says:

    When I was a kid, we used to go to Golf Pizza in Skokie. Thin crust sliced in the classic Chicago tradition–squares. Best pizza ever? Nah, but it was plenty good.

    But there are two other things I miss more: Italian Roast Beef sandwiches (on a French roll, hot, with steamed green peppers), and grilled Polish sausages. If you’ve never had a grilled Polish (sliced in half length-wise and grilled on both sides), then you’ve never had a Chicago Polish.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I prefer sausage to anything else on a bbq. And I like my steaks.

    2. avatar J Gibbons says:

      Even better is the combo of Italian sausage with the Italian beef. Melt some provolone on top and add some hot pepper. Divine.

  14. avatar Dan Boyd says:

    You’ll hear pedovore Hillary Clinton preforming Satanic Ritual Sacrifices on missing children.

  15. avatar little horn says:

    that was a good one!

  16. avatar Bruce Clark says:

    When I grew up in Chicago in the 1960’s and 1970’s the violence haven’t reached the level it is at today. I blame a lot of the problems on the school system.Today in Chicago like most other school systems nationwide children are promoted to the next grade to pass on the problem to someone else. Thus eventually those horribly unqualified students are handed a diploma after 12 years of rudimentary education, the equivalent of probably an 8th grade education, totally unprepared for even unskilled labor. A Bachelors Degree after 4 years of college today is the equivalent of a high school diploma in the 1960s and early 1970s. Couple that with the elimination of good high-paying Blue Collar jobs that were once abundantly available what you have is a generation of underpaid under-qualified in the workforce doing basically service orientated jobs at a starting pay that nobody could conceivably support of family on. And it leaves many with no alternative but to resort to criminal activity to supplement their income. We’ve allowed the federal government to produce a generation of imbeciles, and why that surprises anyone as to the activities they practice to earn a living is beyond me.

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