Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Puppies with Guns 2015 Calendar


Enter the best caption of this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a 2015 Puppies with Guns Calendar.


  1. I’m Jeb Bush and I’m aiming for your support in 2016!

  2. avatar Jake says:

    You ain’t takin’ my Rover to the V-E-T.

  3. avatar Nj2Az says:

    “Dead or alive…you’re coming with me”

  4. avatar Accur81 says:

    No way you’re making me wear the husky pants!

  5. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    Sheriff Joe in his early years.

  6. avatar BluesMike says:

    That’s a picture of my older brother in the 50’s. Really, it’s true. (However, I already have the calendar and screensaver so don’t give it to me.)

  7. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    When everybody at school made fun of his stupid costums, young Garry McCarthy vowed revenge on anyone who wasn’t a cop.

  8. avatar mike oregon says:

    ……. and little Timmy was never told” finish you’re broccoli” again.

  9. avatar Will in Oregon says:

    I’ll be takin them twinkies

  10. avatar jwm says:

    Although gaining much fame as a comedian, young Jonathan Winters desperately wanted to be a cowboy star.

  11. avatar Jimmy says:

    Senator Schumer’s belief that firearm ownership should be restricted to agents of the state dates back to his time as hall monitor of James Madison High School in Brooklyn.

  12. avatar SD3 says:

    “2015 Puppies with Guns Calendar”

    Sweater-puppies, right?

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “Let the puppies breathe!”

  13. avatar Eric L says:

    Hello Mr Watts, I’m here to pick up Shannon for our school’s costume party…..

  14. avatar Travis says:

    Reach for the skies!

    There’s a snake in my boot!

  15. avatar Marc says:

    Cadillac Cowboy!

  16. avatar Todd says:

    Its hard to play cowboys when mama used to much starch on my pants!

  17. avatar Gurney Halleck says:

    “Oh Pa… we”ll be headin on into town now to get me a pair of them spurs that go jingle jangle jingle.”

  18. avatar Tom W. says:

    Badges? I don’t need no steenking badges, and If you pull somedin funny, I’ll cut you with the crease in my pants.
    Now get out of my way pardner, I’m a goin to the Kid Rick concert with or without ya!
    Cowboy Baby!!!

  19. avatar G.P. Burdell says:

    A young Sheriff Buford T. Justice warns his sister’s suitor: “you can think about it… just don’t do it!”

  20. avatar the ruester says:

    Sigh. Remember when it usually WASN’T a criminal attempting suicide by cop to start a riot? Those were the days…

  21. avatar Rob says:

    Drop the chalupa

  22. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    If Jackie Gleason had a son…

  23. avatar cmeat says:

    hupmobile or no, i ain’t goin’ ta church.

  24. avatar Gunr says:

    Your the third person today that’s made a nasty remark about my Nash!
    One more, and I’m going to show them how fast I can get six rounds out of each one of these guns!

  25. avatar Petition For Redress says:

    After the trauma of being sucked through the chocolate pipe and into the fudge room, Agustus Gloop (also known as the the Bavarian Beefcake in his hometown of Dusselheim) decides to make amends by pursuing and arresting Arthur Slugworth for steeling trade secrets.

  26. avatar A-Rod says:

    I fear the sharp edges of those pants more than those guns.

  27. avatar Paul G says:

    “Pants up….Don’t Loot!”.

  28. avatar JohnF says:

    The government’s been buying up all the ammo for cap guns. Not a roll to be found at the Five and Dime!

  29. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Not a comment but this picture is quite similar to my facebook cover photo as a 4year old…

  30. avatar tmm says:

    Say hello to my two little friends….

    …their names are Country and Western

  31. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Here comes Pat!

    “Stick ’em up. Eeehhhh…”

  32. avatar Other Chris says:

    Fig. 24 Vernon Figglesby demonstrating tho correct use of the V-Figgle-max hold with Colt platform. The use of the abdomen to absorb recoil and using the centerline as a point-aim system. The V-Figgle-max hold is a system of movements used by a cowboy-operator to maximize efficency within the “New York Reload” method of gunfighting.

  33. avatar Gregolas says:

    Ending up with his white holsters, grips, and sidewalls, Frankie never regretted going on “What Not To Wear”.

  34. avatar Arod529 says:

    I knew a kid once who had balls of steel. Twelve of ’em.

  35. avatar utdmatt says:

    Little did Sorrell Booke know when his mother slipped this childhood picture into his resume for the Hollywood talent agency that he would have to wear a fat suit for the next 6 years and still never catch them Duke boys.

  36. avatar tirod says:

    At age 18, J. Edgar began to recognize his gender issues.

  37. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Maaaaa!!! Where did you put my caps!?

  38. avatar DerryM says:

    “And now Kids, stay tuned for the exciting adventures of Slopalong Gasoline and his trusty Checker Marathon, Spark!!!!”

  39. avatar skiff says:

    Hi, my name is Broadwick Crawford. When I grow up i’m going to join the California Highway Patrol. 10-4

  40. avatar Bfitts262 says:

    Marty you go walking around town wearing that you are libel to get shot…

  41. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Boss Hogg, age 8.”

  42. avatar Bob says:

    Drop your spoon and hand over your ice cream.

  43. avatar Somebody Else says:

    This is why most of the older generation is glad Facebook wasn’t around when they were kids…

  44. avatar RickinMo says:

    Tired of A&M unwarranted cries of “Gig em” directed at his beloved Longhorns and perfectly pressed outfit, young Juan threatened “Ain’t no one gonna find no gigs on me. I’m gonna bust a cap next time I hear that.”

  45. avatar Rick K says:

    “They call me the pleated kid”

  46. avatar Rick K says:

    Heck yeah I’m going to school with ’em. You gotta problem with that?

  47. avatar Gary Schulze says:

    Well, howdy pardner. I have neither proper finger position nor fashion sense.

  48. avatar Bill K says:

    “Early New Jersey State Police Uniform”

  49. avatar aaronw says:

    When you sidewalls match your shirt, you’re doing something very right… or something very wrong…

  50. avatar Pat Roberts says:

    Stale jeans? These is slacks!

  51. avatar Mark Friend says:

    You want to reconsider laughing at my Nash, pardner..

  52. avatar Werechicken says:

    “I’m Al f***in’ Swearengen and this here is my place of business. Welcome to Deadwood, c***sucker.”

  53. avatar Red Sox says:

    ….. “Leave the gun, take the cannoli”.

  54. avatar racer88 says:

    Before she (or he?) became a regular character on SNL – “It’s Pat” (ambiguous gender)

  55. avatar Tom says:

    It’s Wild Bill DeBlasio before he got his butt kicked by a future NYPD officer! (It explains why he hates the police so much).

  56. avatar Rebecca says:

    I remember those Roy Rogers outfits. They were great. As to the above picture:
    “Geez mom, the guys are gonna be some jealous.”

  57. avatar Tony_123456 says:

    New Sheriff and his two deputies.

  58. avatar G Man says:

    The sad truth of the liberal progressive agenda is that if this young man was standing there in the year 2015, he would be shot by police or if he posted the proud picture on Facebook or Twitter he would be expelled from school. How have things gone so wrong?

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