Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Mosinfan says:

    …exercising 2nd Amendment rights…

    1. avatar Davis Thompson says:


    2. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

      Bingo!!! LOL

    3. avatar Hank says:

      In jihad, you don’t exercise 2nd Amendment, 2nd Amendment exercises you!

  2. avatar Gregolas says:

    How biathletes train in the off season.

  3. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Working out my bolt handle.

  4. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    The Syrian rebels, confused by bootlegged, poorly-translated Magpul Dynamics videos, have apparently adopted some rather unorthodox “dynamic shooting” postures for precision rifle.

  5. avatar Venator Magnus says:

    Allahu Snackbar! Time to tighten these hamstrings…err…halalstrings.

    1. avatar Ross says:

      Now that’s funny.

      1. avatar Slovko says:

        You win!

  6. avatar Gregolas says:

    Lance Armstrong prepares his reinstatement argument for the “Tour De France” committee.

  7. avatar Bart says:

    breath control / trigger control !

  8. avatar Chad says:

    After this, I’m going to Starbucks!

  9. avatar Oddux says:

    Never failing his fitness regimen even on watch, Andrei still didn’t quite understand that when his comrades said they were “training for the Olympics” Chechnya wasn’t going to be competing in the games.

  10. avatar Blehtastic says:

    Tacticalhipster’s daily workout.

  11. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Jane Fonda’s new eyes of steel work out plan sold great in Syria

  12. avatar MojoRonin says:

    Rule #1: Cardio!

    1. avatar KevinMA says:

      Beat me to it!

  13. avatar Craig says:

    Mosin sniper: been doing it for longer than your great grandfather and it doesn’t need a pacemaker.

  14. avatar dlj95118 says:

    “…come & get me, screw!”

  15. avatar JaredFromTampa says:

    Knowing Moisns, this guy should have sprung for ear pro instead of the exercise bike.

    1. avatar JeffR says:

      What did you say?! (Type 53 Owner)

      1. avatar JaredFromTampa says:

        What?? (M44 owner)

        1. avatar jwm says:

          For those of us that have used and owned the mod. 44 or type 53 or mod.38 or 91-59 ear pro is essential. And it wouldn’t hurt to wear a face shield to protect against the muzle blast that these flame throwers l;aunch.

        2. avatar JaredFromTampa says:

          Particularly when shooting in an enclosed area…

  16. avatar KCK says:

    Some think that running this bolt Mosin is enough exercise but when Assad’s tanks arrive on the scene, it’s is good to have your legs in good shape too.

  17. avatar Andy says:

    I got all this shit off Allepo.craigslist.com. FREE Bitches….Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar

  18. avatar zora says:

    1..2..1..2..1..2..BANG!..1..2..1..2..work the legs..1..2..1..2

  19. avatar Ing says:

    …at your local neighborhood Starbucks.

  20. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    I was cleaning my rifle on the coffee table and it just went off!

    1. avatar Sixpack70 says:

      Damnit I must need my eyes checked. That wasn’t a broken coffee table…

  21. avatar Rev. Maurice Pompitous says:

    Open carry at Damascus LA Fitness.

  22. avatar In Memphis says:

    A rejected cast member for Extreme Makeover Home Eddition

  23. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    What the hell do you mean this isn’t part of exercising my 2nd Amendment Rights??!!
    Are you sure?? Absolutely sure??

  24. avatar jirdesteva says:

    Halal’s fitness shooting combo. Get three bullets free with every purchase. Get an extra 20 rounds just for shipping and processing. No background checks. If you pay by credit card we’ll include a water bottle holder free.

  25. avatar AaronW says:

    When thieves stole the last two flatscreens from Aleppo Rec and Fitness, the manager used the holes left behind to take matters into his own hands…

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    Finally, someone using an exercise machine for something other than an extra clothesrack.

  27. avatar Jay1987 says:

    ” I wanna get physical physical let me hear your Mosin talk your Mosin talk”

    1. avatar jason says:

      good one!

  28. avatar MojoRonin says:

    I’d love to find the strip mall that features a gym and shooting range in one easy stop!

  29. avatar jwm says:

    “Mohammed. You haven’t really grasped the concept of hit and run, have you? It’s okay, that Merkava is going to give you some instruction in the concept.”

  30. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    The result of extreme military spending cutbacks: soldiers no longer have uniforms and must work out wherever they can.

  31. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Bored with routine sniping and concerned about his growing waste line, Carlos Hathcock found a new and thrilling challenge: sniping while working out on an elliptical exerciser.

  32. Mohammad’s pro shop photo contest entry:

    mild dot thigh master

  33. avatar Pat says:

    These preppers are really taking this seriously…

  34. avatar Conway Redding says:

    Don’t let me have to tell you again to keep that noise down in there.

  35. avatar jjKayd says:

    Syrian Rebel Leader: “With minor biathlon rule changes, we have a shot at Olympic Gold.”

  36. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Lying in wait for the elusive nocturnal felafel squab.

  37. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    “… from my cold, dead hands.”

    1. avatar insertjjs says:

      don’t you mean thighs?

  38. avatar flboots says:

    This is a lot more interesting than watch spongebob squarepants when doing my excercise

  39. avatar Tom Weber says:

    And I thought the eleptical made me angry.

  40. avatar Mr. Bad Timing says:

    “Burning off those extra Nuggets has never been so easy!”

  41. avatar Mark says:

    Expanding the marketing demographic for exercise equipment to today’s mall ninja; introducing the “tactical” recoil obsorbing aerobic trainer for today’s Operator.

    1. avatar Mark says:

      Did I mention that it is tactical?

  42. avatar Joel says:

    Yes dear, that David did promise to have Becky home by midnight and yes, they’re an hour late. You just go on to bed and I’ll get in some time on the elyptical and wait up for him, er, ah, I mean them.

  43. avatar Jay W. says:


  44. avatar AaronW says:

    I heard he was eager to join, went once and never came back.

  45. avatar CGinTX says:

    Starbucks has decided to stop selling extra shots of espresso during Gun Rights Rallies.

  46. avatar Bob says:

    How Aaron Alexis prepared for his last trip to the Navy Yard.

    1. avatar LongBeach says:

      Really dude?

  47. avatar Eric L says:

    Damn termites….I’ll get them one day

  48. avatar Bob says:

    Richard Simmons: Do you think spree killings are easy? We’ve got to get you into shape! Work those thighs. Sqeeeeze that trigger. Breathe! Breathe!

  49. avatar tickedoffcoloradan says:

    He was told to get the Led out during PT. He took it a little to literally.

  50. avatar dustin says:

    “What is this ‘cheek weld’, you speak of?”

  51. avatar Jesus says:

    “F*cking squirrels… Teach you to mess with my bird feeder….”

  52. avatar Chad says:

    After doing so in his new Grand Theft Auto V video game, Mike intended to prove that shooting from a bicycle in real life IS possible.

  53. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    A Chicago man takes matters into his own hands after a neighbor ignores repeated complaints of excessive noise from his adjoining apartment.

  54. avatar Pat says:

    Feel the burn.

  55. avatar LongBeach says:

    After experiencing a squib, Jamal sprang into action and quickly fashioned a new barrel using the handlebars from his mothers stationary bicycle. He was pleasantly surprised several weeks later, when his bullets weren’t the only things known to have a steel core!

  56. avatar RidetoShoot says:

    Dog-gone-it! That’s the second time those punks have shot a hole in my house! If it happens again I’ll be ready for them.

  57. avatar jwm says:

    A moment after this picture was taken Mohammed fired. The muzzle blast from his 91/30 collapsed the cieling and walls, killing him immediately.

  58. avatar Brad says:

    Die gas pumper!

  59. avatar jwestham says:

    working out makes my “weapon” better for the ladies.

  60. avatar Conrad says:

    That’s the best use of an orbital that I’ve seen so far.

  61. avatar Paul53 says:

    Akmud paid careful attention to Martha Stewarts suggestions for a stylish terrorist sniper retreat.

  62. avatar Jess Banda says:

    “Chris Costa feeling an urgent need for legitimacy, joins the Free Syrian Rebel’s army.”

  63. avatar Matt B says:

    Nike “Just do it”

  64. avatar Wheelsucker says:

    Biathlon gets real!

  65. avatar Meh says:

    Hit and run?

  66. avatar John Van Benschoten says:

    “Hassad! That’s not how you test the cyclic rate of the weapon!”

  67. avatar Ben Branam says:

    You’re doing it wrong. A true sniper would stand back among other things.

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