Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar sanchanim says:

    Ok Ok I promise not to buy any more guns without your permission! Or at least you get a pair of shoes at the same time!

  2. avatar Bryan says:

    No I don’t need to see it in your eyes, just whisper to me “How much you love me”!

  3. avatar jwm says:

    “Close your eyes. I’ll make that bad tooth stop hurting.”

    1. avatar Mark N. says:

      Similar thought: “Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.”

  4. avatar wvumounties8 says:

    “This is how I say I love you………”

  5. avatar Mark the boobiehead says:

    I swear if you stick your tongue in my ear one more time…!!!

  6. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    go ahead, yell my sister’s name as you climax…………

  7. avatar Adam says:

    You put yours away, I’ll put mine away.

  8. avatar Isaac says:

    No, you REALLY do need to shave before kissing me.

  9. avatar Gregolas says:

    Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

  10. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    How do you like having someone else’s barrel pushed against YOUR cheek?

  11. avatar AaronW says:

    “Sights of iron, heart of stone.”

  12. avatar AaronW says:

    “You’re my Vaquero” she purred…. while holding her Vaquero to his throat.

  13. avatar TTACer says:

    Different direction-

    “She knew the gun was empty

    And she knew she couldn’t win

    But her final prayer was answered

    When the rifles fired again”

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      Apparently this telenovela only had the budget for one Spanish Angel…

  14. avatar ST says:

    “Your habit of checking out other girls WILL stop, one way or the other.”

  15. avatar Fyrewerx says:

    How’d you like a second set of lips, right here?

  16. avatar Oddux says:

    Cheap, painless divorce (alimony not included).

  17. avatar James says:

    Get your finger out of my vagina.

    1. avatar John says:

      Well that escalated quickly…

  18. avatar Chris says:

    Go ahead ask me for a sammich one more damn time!

  19. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Wash the dishes, no sweetheart, YOU wash the dishes

  20. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    Lover, remember when I said I had a surprise for you? I saw you walking out of that puta’s house at 6 this morning. Surprised?

  21. avatar SDfreeman says:

    I’m sorry for resorting to this but your mother in law is going to live with us from now on.

  22. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    So you want to know what “The Big Bang” was really like??
    Wait just a second and you shall see!!!

  23. avatar Chris says:

    Introducing the new Gillette Mach 4, for a close shave she will never forget!

  24. avatar Mike S says:

    “So THAT’S what was in your pants. I just figured you were a dude.”

  25. avatar APBTFan says:

    “I’m fulfilling what all your past girlfriends wanted to do”.

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    “Is it a DGU if the weapon is used to prevent a broken heart?”

  27. avatar Diorama says:

    Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.

  28. avatar Mike123 says:

    Woman: Si, I voted for Obama. He fills me with Latina joy .

    Man: UGH! Do you know what you’ve done?

  29. avatar Frank Williams says:

    “Mine’s bigger.”

  30. avatar flboots says:

    Love is never having to say your sorry

  31. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    woman to man: yeah, rape wasn’t such a good idea after all, huh?

  32. avatar Average_Casey says:

    Why did I believe her when she said she forgave me for catching me in bed with her sister?

  33. avatar mike0101 says:

    Guess who? And you better get it right…

  34. avatar Del says:

    Those better be sweet nothings that you are whispering in my ear…..

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