Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar jwm says:

    damn. i’m in love.

  2. avatar Ole says:

    A women’s belt is an often overlooked but very important part of her ensemble. Miss Vicky is demonstrating a very powerful look for spring.

    1. avatar Sanchanim says:

      ding ding ding we have a winner!

    2. avatar matt says:

      Women can’t remember to load their belts, or hook up the water coolers.

  3. avatar Hay Yawl .. says:

    “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun. Because from what I understand folks in Philly like a good brawl.” -B. Obama

  4. Grip looks alright! But her stance is off. Right foot should be out futher. Good chance she will shoot low and to the left. Great thing this web!


  5. avatar John says:

    LOVE when a girl puts something HOT between her legs…..

  6. avatar phantom72 says:

    Sandwich? I got your [email protected]!king sandwich…

  7. avatar Aaron says:

    Before there was Maxim, there was Maxim.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      Well done, Aaron. Well done, indeed.

    2. avatar cmd says:

      My vote FTW.

    3. avatar Frank says:

      I would upvote if this was reddit

    4. avatar bontai Joe says:

      You definitely beat anything clever I could come up with, so I also declare you the winner in this one, at least in my opinion.

  8. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    You NEVER put the seat down on the toilet ! Well payback is a bitch …..

  9. avatar Steven says:

    Someone likes hot loads between their legs

  10. avatar Mark says:

    I didn’t like the recoil from the J frame, but the tripod takes care of it.

  11. avatar إبليس says:

    Industrial age sex toys were not to be trifled with.

  12. avatar Paul says:

    Now I know that he isn’t buying me a toaster for our anniversary!

  13. avatar Aragorn says:

    You had better be bigger then this if you want to get between my legs.

  14. avatar JeffD says:

    This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.

  15. avatar C. Walther says:

    Not pictured: the second ammo box crowning under her dress.

  16. avatar Eric says:

    Yes, dear.

  17. avatar Sean says:

    Ribbed, for her pleasure!

  18. avatar Pat Carver says:

    Some women like to sit on washing machines, but others like the rythm of full auto.

  19. avatar scooter says:

    No means no. A full auto spray of lead may beat a Pepperblaster, but you have to special order a Coach handbag that size.

  20. avatar flboots says:

    I saw your facebook comment about lets take away 2sd amend. rights. Truly this is going to hurt you more than me. lov ya

  21. avatar Bruce says:

    you said to spreed my legs, will I hope your happy now

  22. avatar spymyeyes says:

    From Mrs. spymyeyes:

    “Say cheese”

  23. avatar Harry says:

    Go ahead, ask me if it’s that time of the month again…

  24. avatar Greg in Allston says:

    Darlin’, don’t tread on me.

  25. avatar Qajaqon says:

    Yes. I do have something to say……

  26. avatar Don says:

    Just try and storm this trench.

    1. avatar Accur81 says:


  27. avatar The Gun Noob says:

    “I’m sorry, you were saying something about making you a sammich?”

  28. avatar Joe says:

    You think you can just unplug from me and plug her! Now I will plug you!

  29. avatar jwm says:

    let’s see the un regulate this.

  30. avatar psmcd says:

    I knew I didn’t know what she meant.

  31. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Of course it’s air-cooled. (You ARE talking about the gun, aren’t you?)

  32. avatar Aharon says:

    You’ve heard of c-hicks with d-icks
    Meet a mama with a machine gun

  33. avatar Greg Camp says:

    Keep running, buddy. I’m waiting till the range gets interesting.

  34. avatar The Hammer says:

    Eat this!!!

  35. avatar CircleA says:

    Hey baby.

  36. avatar Alex says:

    “I’m tired of these g*ddamn gophers on my lawn!”

  37. avatar CJ says:

    Pictured: The only result from getting married, getting none…at all…ever!

  38. avatar JR says:

    This is MY chastity belt!

  39. avatar engineear says:

    “airing it out”..so to speak

  40. avatar matt says:

    This is what happens when you get divorced, your ex-wife takes half your collection.

    1. avatar Mark says:

      That’s good!

  41. avatar Chris says:

    How’s this for birth control?

  42. avatar TR says:

    In Soviet Russia, MAN make sammich.

  43. avatar Mark N. says:

    “Go ahead, make my day.”

  44. avatar walter says:

    “Think I’m compensating for something?”

  45. avatar mikeb302000 says:

    More soft porn from TTAG. It’s funny how so many accuse Robert of using my posts to generate traffic but none of you adolescent-like followers question these sexist images.

    1. avatar Don says:

      Just because something is sexy doesn’t make it sexist. In the emerging world of gender equality it is sexist and patronizing to assume that it wasn’t a person’s choice and desire to portray themselves erotically.

      Also, there is a huge trend in so called “enlightened” people having to go to therapy now because a paralyzing fear of sexism or objectification prevents them embracing important facets of their own sexuality. Often times they don’t fully realize they are suffering for decades. This results in much frustration which leads people to internet trolling in order to compensate for their repressed feelings.

      1. avatar Robert Farago says:

        Wow, that sucks. Or not.

        1. avatar Matt in FL says:

          /golfclap, RF.

          For those of you that don’t read the other comments, Aharon won this thread hours ago. Better luck next time.

          Disclaimer: I’m in no way in charge of this “contest,” or any prizes that may or may not exist.

      2. avatar Mike S says:

        Right-on, Don.

    2. avatar jwm says:

      mikeybnumbers don’t like girls. at least not good looking ones.

      1. avatar Will says:

        MikeB###### may or may not like girls. He may or may not have issues when it comes to the opposite gender.

        But it sure shows how much he dislikes them being armed with a full-auto machine gun. However, I do think he’d still have issues about this if it was a guy instead.

    3. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

      RF doesn’t use you to generate traffic, he’s just using you to show everyone how “FLAMES DELETED” you really are and that TROLLS do exist. I’m starting to love the FLAME DELETE, because I can at least think about how I really feel without getting banned for life.

    4. avatar speedracer5050 says:

      Hey Mikey!!! Since, according to info available on the web, you are an expat living in Italy, what the hell difference does it make about our gun laws here in the US???? You aren’t living here so why even worry about it!!!!
      I am sure that the Italian police are doing a fine job of protecting your little butt so go have some spaghettini and leave the adults alone to carry on a conversation!!!!
      Like the old saying goes: if you don’t like it don’t look at it!!!! DUH!!!!!

  46. avatar chris says:

    “Get off my lawn!”

  47. avatar John says:

    DAMN! There is erotic and then there is EROTIC.

  48. avatar Francis says:

    Children…This is the new classroom disciplinarian that has come to monitor your every bad attitude that may come up.

  49. avatar Steve says:

    Alice, I asked if wanted to bang me in the Auto…not with the auto!

  50. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Now Dear!!! Explain the lipstick stain again! Be very clear and concise!!! Ok??? Now go ahead, take your time, No Pressure!!!!

  51. avatar Michael says:

    -I believe her grip is wrong. Most photos of WW1 gunners show the index finger of both hands above the grip to avoid hand bashing by the Vickers cocking handle.

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