Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 20, 2012 32 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Just Something the Poors Say Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Squid Game Edition 10 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns 32 COMMENTS I’m sure you don’t mind if I cut in Reply The Matrix, 1926 “The film takes place in the year 1955 in which reality as perceived by most humans is actually a simulated reality created by sentient steam locomotives to pacify and subdue the human population, while their bodies’ are used as an energy source. Upon learning this, a Telegrapher “Trinity” is drawn into a rebellion against the steam engines” Reply Now hold my arm steady…close your eyes….steady now! Reply Darling, this can’t possibly be more stable than a standard Weaver stance. Reply Or maybe, “Next you whip out your Colt, using your ex-wife for cover and…….” Reply Make her swoon again and you’re dead, Elvis, dead, you hear me? Reply +1 Reply How many times do I have to say “get back in the damn kitchen!” Reply The Ultimate Brass Catcher Reply lmao. wake her up with a hot brass dance. Reply Before “Urban Dictionary” was around, the term “money shot” was oft misinterpreted. Reply I’m not sure I’ve the hang of this whole concealment/cover thing. Reply “I’ll take care of you, buddy- right after I uh, take care of this!” Must be a tiny guy- that 1903 sure looks BIG! Reply “close your eyes, darling… and tell me… is it a Tokarev, or a Browning?” Reply Betsy always did swoon for Mr. Browning’s work. Reply In this 1918 James Bond silent film, the caption is “Good thing your bullet proof wig-helmet also doubles as hearing protection. This is gonna be loud. “ Reply The Russian James Bond brandishes his Tokarev while his dancing partner swoons… “That’s not what I meant when I said, ‘shots’…” Reply “Damn, it was a pistol in your pocket.” Or, “Why yes, it is a pistol in my pocket.” Reply Organized criminals about to have a shootout in a “Gun Free Zone” Broadway nightclub 1923. Standing on the site today is now a Cinemark Theater. Reply Too soon. Reply “Excuse me while I whip this out.” Reply Now, you ready to see my “Big Gun”? Reply ……IT WAS NOT MY BREATH….. Reply What do you mean you can’t smoke in a night club! Reply Dear; please close your mouth, or the residue will tarnish your teeth! Reply i know it hurts dear, but it was the only way you could smuggle the gun in to me. Reply A lady never asks, and a gentalman never tells. Reply Lessee if the cowards are ready for this. Reply You’re right, the serial number has been scratched off! Reply One of these days, Alice….. POW! Right in the kisser. Reply There’s an easier way to coach someone’s trigger press Reply An early attempt at bullet proofing one’s torso…. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.