Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar GS650G says:

    I’m sure you don’t mind if I cut in

  2. avatar Don says:

    The Matrix, 1926

    “The film takes place in the year 1955 in which reality as perceived by most humans is actually a simulated reality created by sentient steam locomotives to pacify and subdue the human population, while their bodies’ are used as an energy source. Upon learning this, a Telegrapher “Trinity” is drawn into a rebellion against the steam engines”

  3. avatar Taurus609 says:

    Now hold my arm steady…close your eyes….steady now!

  4. avatar Steve says:

    Darling, this can’t possibly be more stable than a standard Weaver stance.

  5. avatar Steve says:

    Or maybe, “Next you whip out your Colt, using your ex-wife for cover and…….”

  6. avatar إبليس says:

    Make her swoon again and you’re dead, Elvis, dead, you hear me?

  7. avatar bigeb says:

    How many times do I have to say “get back in the damn kitchen!”

  8. avatar Michael B. says:

    The Ultimate Brass Catcher

    1. avatar Sam Wright says:

      lmao. wake her up with a hot brass dance.

  9. avatar Adam D says:

    Before “Urban Dictionary” was around, the term “money shot” was oft misinterpreted.

  10. avatar LeftShooter says:

    I’m not sure I’ve the hang of this whole concealment/cover thing.

  11. avatar John D says:

    “I’ll take care of you, buddy- right after I uh, take care of this!”

    Must be a tiny guy- that 1903 sure looks BIG!

  12. avatar Aaron says:

    “close your eyes, darling… and tell me… is it a Tokarev, or a Browning?”

  13. avatar Adam says:

    Betsy always did swoon for Mr. Browning’s work.

  14. avatar Sam Wright says:

    In this 1918 James Bond silent film, the caption is “Good thing your bullet proof wig-helmet also doubles as hearing protection. This is gonna be loud. “

  15. avatar Dallen says:

    The Russian James Bond brandishes his Tokarev while his dancing partner swoons…

    “That’s not what I meant when I said, ‘shots’…”

  16. avatar Blake says:

    “Damn, it was a pistol in your pocket.”


    “Why yes, it is a pistol in my pocket.”

  17. avatar Aharon says:

    Organized criminals about to have a shootout in a “Gun Free Zone” Broadway nightclub 1923. Standing on the site today is now a Cinemark Theater.

    1. avatar Matt says:

      Too soon.

  18. avatar Matt says:

    “Excuse me while I whip this out.”

  19. avatar Bryan says:

    Now, you ready to see my “Big Gun”?

  20. avatar PANTERA VAZQUEZ says:

    ……IT WAS NOT
    MY BREATH…..

  21. avatar Chad says:

    What do you mean you can’t smoke in a night club!

  22. avatar ektor says:

    Dear; please close your mouth, or the residue will tarnish your teeth!

  23. avatar jwm says:

    i know it hurts dear, but it was the only way you could smuggle the gun in to me.

  24. avatar Chris says:

    A lady never asks, and a gentalman never tells.

  25. avatar Will says:

    Lessee if the cowards are ready for this.

  26. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    You’re right, the serial number has been scratched off!

  27. avatar Eric says:

    One of these days, Alice….. POW! Right in the kisser.

  28. avatar russinnewmex says:

    There’s an easier way to coach someone’s trigger press

  29. avatar bontai Joe says:

    An early attempt at bullet proofing one’s torso….

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