Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
Greenest state in the Land of the Free
Raised in the woods so’s he knew every tree
Kilt him a b’ar when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier!
Too clean .
No sweat .
No dirt .
No sheath for the Bowie knife .
Women didn’t look like this in the 19th century .
Everything is wrong with this picture .
Absolute fake .
Silly waste of money .
A family in Magoffin County, KY. Circa 2015.
Wadda ya mean the BLM wants our land???
What is this “BLM” you speak of?
We ain’t finished killing off the originol owners yet. BLM better get in line.
“Hey You! Holding onto the edge of the fabric backdrop! Keep that hand where I can see it or I’ll …darn. Wait a sec. Dropped my powder and patches.
Here, hold this while I pull out my ramrod”
Annnnnnd cue the “pow chicka pow pow” music
With this musket I thee wed
I’m so proud of you son.
Yours is bigger than your dads and your uncles!
Those are nifty looking wigs, PETA will be pleased.
“Ok, dear, we put these Daniel Boone costumes on and took a picture, now can we go home?”
“We’uns is all southpaws in our neck of the woods, so we even got our rifles custom made with left hand flintlocks!”
My Three Husbands.
Can we pull our faces out of this staged photo face hole cutout now? Was the red eye setting on the camera on?
Is that ‘Shoot-Fast-Fun’ of u-tube fame?
Can I move now cuz my balls itch.
2016 and STILL waiting for my form 1 to be approved so I can put a 24″ barrel on my musket.
Winner!
Is that your powder horn, or are you just glad to see me?
The Crockett family’s first attempt going Afro..
70’s funky fros meshed with frontier fresh. The new hipster look!
Times were simpler and better then.
They look just like their mother.
Lol or;
“This is my family; ma wife Bess, youngest boy Jim, he’s 12, and the oldest Jon, is 42…”
“This is the LAST photo I pose for unless I get to hold my OWN rifle”
The family heat in the Trump Hair Lookalike Competition.
You need a gun to get yer hat.
The three blind frontiersmen and their guidewoman.
Young Charles posted the FrontierTown family portrait on his FaceBook page. Twenty-four hours later he learned that his high school had suspended him for breaking the Zero-Tolerance code.
Musket Susie, musket Sam
Do the jitterbug out in musket land
This is how my ancestors got their kids ready to go to school in the morning.
Magoffin Jr High School class of 2015.
C’mon boys! Your momma’s gonna catch her death of cold this winter if we don’t bag some more coons and white tails fore the snow hits!
Jedediha who are you trying to fool? The kid is not yours; look at the size of his head, FFS; it’s bigger than these sassages!!!
(frosted mug of beer to whoever gets the reference)
A photo from Dianne Feinstein’s first Campaign.
We’re gettin’ OFF the grid!
Paw? Why can’t we have AR15s like the McGregor’s?
Because we’re settlers son. We settle for things. Now go churn some butter and ma make your own clothes.
And by churning butter I mean really churn some butter. Damn pervert.
The foundation that America as built on.
Meant to say: The Foundation that America was build on.
Rare photo of The Punisher’s grandparents.
TTAG crew at SHOT Show 1895
Olan Mills. Providing women with an excuse to leave the kitchen for generations.
When mom wants a family photo but frontier is life
first recipients of the sears roebuck “headin’ west” ensemble. the maternal linen outfit was later substituted with gorgeous gingham for practicality reasons.
“Behold the future”
(quote : Piers Morgan)
Someday I want to be as tall as my rifle.
Mom always got the nice shoes.
The good old days!
When it was easier to buy a gun, than a book.
Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
Greenest state in the Land of the Free
Raised in the woods so’s he knew every tree
Kilt him a b’ar when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier!
Too clean .
No sweat .
No dirt .
No sheath for the Bowie knife .
Women didn’t look like this in the 19th century .
Everything is wrong with this picture .
Absolute fake .
Silly waste of money .
A family in Magoffin County, KY. Circa 2015.
Wadda ya mean the BLM wants our land???
What is this “BLM” you speak of?
We ain’t finished killing off the originol owners yet. BLM better get in line.
“Hey You! Holding onto the edge of the fabric backdrop! Keep that hand where I can see it or I’ll …darn. Wait a sec. Dropped my powder and patches.
Here, hold this while I pull out my ramrod”
Annnnnnd cue the “pow chicka pow pow” music
With this musket I thee wed
I’m so proud of you son.
Yours is bigger than your dads and your uncles!
Those are nifty looking wigs, PETA will be pleased.
“Ok, dear, we put these Daniel Boone costumes on and took a picture, now can we go home?”
“We’uns is all southpaws in our neck of the woods, so we even got our rifles custom made with left hand flintlocks!”
My Three Husbands.
Can we pull our faces out of this staged photo face hole cutout now? Was the red eye setting on the camera on?
Is that ‘Shoot-Fast-Fun’ of u-tube fame?
Can I move now cuz my balls itch.
2016 and STILL waiting for my form 1 to be approved so I can put a 24″ barrel on my musket.
Winner!
Is that your powder horn, or are you just glad to see me?
The Crockett family’s first attempt going Afro..
70’s funky fros meshed with frontier fresh. The new hipster look!
Times were simpler and better then.
They look just like their mother.
Lol or;
“This is my family; ma wife Bess, youngest boy Jim, he’s 12, and the oldest Jon, is 42…”
“This is the LAST photo I pose for unless I get to hold my OWN rifle”
The family heat in the Trump Hair Lookalike Competition.
You need a gun to get yer hat.
The three blind frontiersmen and their guidewoman.
Young Charles posted the FrontierTown family portrait on his FaceBook page. Twenty-four hours later he learned that his high school had suspended him for breaking the Zero-Tolerance code.
Musket Susie, musket Sam
Do the jitterbug out in musket land
This is how my ancestors got their kids ready to go to school in the morning.
Magoffin Jr High School class of 2015.
C’mon boys! Your momma’s gonna catch her death of cold this winter if we don’t bag some more coons and white tails fore the snow hits!
Jedediha who are you trying to fool? The kid is not yours; look at the size of his head, FFS; it’s bigger than these sassages!!!
(frosted mug of beer to whoever gets the reference)
A photo from Dianne Feinstein’s first Campaign.
We’re gettin’ OFF the grid!
Paw? Why can’t we have AR15s like the McGregor’s?
Because we’re settlers son. We settle for things. Now go churn some butter and ma make your own clothes.
And by churning butter I mean really churn some butter. Damn pervert.
The foundation that America as built on.
Meant to say: The Foundation that America was build on.
Rare photo of The Punisher’s grandparents.
TTAG crew at SHOT Show 1895
Olan Mills. Providing women with an excuse to leave the kitchen for generations.
When mom wants a family photo but frontier is life
first recipients of the sears roebuck “headin’ west” ensemble. the maternal linen outfit was later substituted with gorgeous gingham for practicality reasons.
“Behold the future”
(quote : Piers Morgan)
Someday I want to be as tall as my rifle.
Mom always got the nice shoes.
The good old days!
When it was easier to buy a gun, than a book.
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