Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - January 29, 2016 49 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Magic ATF Ball! Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) 49 COMMENTS Born on a mountain top in Tennessee Greenest state in the Land of the Free Raised in the woods so’s he knew every tree Kilt him a b’ar when he was only three. Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier! Reply Too clean . No sweat . No dirt . No sheath for the Bowie knife . Women didn’t look like this in the 19th century . Everything is wrong with this picture . Absolute fake . Silly waste of money . Reply A family in Magoffin County, KY. Circa 2015. Reply Wadda ya mean the BLM wants our land??? Reply What is this “BLM” you speak of? Reply We ain’t finished killing off the originol owners yet. BLM better get in line. Reply “Hey You! Holding onto the edge of the fabric backdrop! Keep that hand where I can see it or I’ll …darn. Wait a sec. Dropped my powder and patches. Here, hold this while I pull out my ramrod” Annnnnnd cue the “pow chicka pow pow” music Reply With this musket I thee wed Reply I’m so proud of you son. Yours is bigger than your dads and your uncles! Reply Those are nifty looking wigs, PETA will be pleased. Reply “Ok, dear, we put these Daniel Boone costumes on and took a picture, now can we go home?” Reply “We’uns is all southpaws in our neck of the woods, so we even got our rifles custom made with left hand flintlocks!” Reply My Three Husbands. Reply Can we pull our faces out of this staged photo face hole cutout now? Was the red eye setting on the camera on? Reply Is that ‘Shoot-Fast-Fun’ of u-tube fame? Reply Can I move now cuz my balls itch. Reply 2016 and STILL waiting for my form 1 to be approved so I can put a 24″ barrel on my musket. Reply Winner! Reply Is that your powder horn, or are you just glad to see me? Reply The Crockett family’s first attempt going Afro.. Reply 70’s funky fros meshed with frontier fresh. The new hipster look! Reply Times were simpler and better then. Reply They look just like their mother. Reply Lol or; “This is my family; ma wife Bess, youngest boy Jim, he’s 12, and the oldest Jon, is 42…” Reply “This is the LAST photo I pose for unless I get to hold my OWN rifle” Reply The family heat in the Trump Hair Lookalike Competition. Reply You need a gun to get yer hat. Reply The three blind frontiersmen and their guidewoman. Reply Young Charles posted the FrontierTown family portrait on his FaceBook page. Twenty-four hours later he learned that his high school had suspended him for breaking the Zero-Tolerance code. Reply Musket Susie, musket Sam Do the jitterbug out in musket land Reply This is how my ancestors got their kids ready to go to school in the morning. Reply Magoffin Jr High School class of 2015. Reply C’mon boys! Your momma’s gonna catch her death of cold this winter if we don’t bag some more coons and white tails fore the snow hits! Reply Jedediha who are you trying to fool? The kid is not yours; look at the size of his head, FFS; it’s bigger than these sassages!!! (frosted mug of beer to whoever gets the reference) Reply A photo from Dianne Feinstein’s first Campaign. Reply We’re gettin’ OFF the grid! Reply Paw? Why can’t we have AR15s like the McGregor’s? Because we’re settlers son. We settle for things. Now go churn some butter and ma make your own clothes. Reply And by churning butter I mean really churn some butter. Damn pervert. Reply The foundation that America as built on. Reply Meant to say: The Foundation that America was build on. Reply Rare photo of The Punisher’s grandparents. Reply TTAG crew at SHOT Show 1895 Reply Olan Mills. Providing women with an excuse to leave the kitchen for generations. Reply When mom wants a family photo but frontier is life Reply first recipients of the sears roebuck “headin’ west” ensemble. the maternal linen outfit was later substituted with gorgeous gingham for practicality reasons. Reply “Behold the future” (quote : Piers Morgan) Reply Someday I want to be as tall as my rifle. Reply Mom always got the nice shoes. Reply The good old days! When it was easier to buy a gun, than a book. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.