Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - February 5, 2016 63 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Case of the Mondays Edition Gun Meme of the Day: I’m Not Mad I’m Disappointed Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Your Next Task Edition 63 COMMENTS Don’t worry about our chaps at Arnhem; it’s tea time! Reply It’s a magazine, not a clip! Reply But sir, the Lee Enfield is charged with a 5 round stripper clip. We only have one magazine each. Reply ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR, SON?! DROP AND GIVE ME 20! Reply ONE SIR! TWO SIR! But would “it’s a clip, not a magazine” be funnier? I’ll be honest, I did think about it. Reply It’s not a clip, it’s a cocking piece! Reply No more “Brother Wars”! Reply Private Joker, let me see your war face! Reply I just heard R. Lee when reading that. Reply How can you not? Lou Gossett Jr. was very good but with all the drill sergeants in all the movies, R. Lee Ermey came along and defined the role, once and for all, for all time. Case closed. End o’ storee. Reply Bull**it! You didn’t convince me! Let me see your real war face! Reply Coffee and bisquets! Now, Leftenant! Reply Or was it tea and crumpets? Ishapore version? Blimey!!!!!! Reply Ishapore never made the No. 4. Reply Oddly enough, Pvt. Tedders went deaf long before seeing combat. Reply I say, old boy, what is your major malfunction? Reply Good Lord, Bootsy and Snudg haven’t changed in 50 years. Reply Shoot the drone! Shoot the drone! Shoot the drone! Reply Private Pile is right behind you and I can tell by his war face he is itching to use his bayonet. Reply Private, you get out there and get that rifle into the hands of an American, so some Nazis can be killed!! Reply Carry ON! UP the Kyhber! WithOUT a pass! Reply Get a move on boyō! Those krauts are going to kill themselves! Reply I gotta go with the classic from Gunny Hartman… “What is your major malfunction, numbnuts!?” Reply Bloody Queen… if I have to put up with this loudmouth, at least they could have given me an M1 Garand. Wankers. Reply It’s not a no.1 mk 3, it’s a no.4 mk 2!!!! Now git! Reply My birthday was last month, Sarge, and all I got was this stinkin bayonet………………. Reply It is the hard heart that kills! Kill! Kill! Kill! Reply The object is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor bastard are die for his. Reply Get moving. We’re not playing Freeze Tag! Reply The First Doctor lies low as a RSM. Reply YES! Reply “Remember you MUST turn in your spent brass BEFORE getting new shells”. Reply “The Moslems have taken London, what are YOU going to do about?” Reply “MOVE THAT SHOULDER THING UP TO YOUR SHOULDER, SOLDIER” Reply “Let God ‘Save the Queen’ you go save YOUR family!” Reply This is my weapon, this is my gun…. Reply The guy in the front of the photo reminds me of a young Robert Downy Jr. Reply “You stabbed me in me arse, ya bloomin’ sod!” Reply Changing of the gaurd. Old school. Reply Is there anything you’d rather be doing than marching up and down the square? Reply A Monty Python reference! Reply Dammit! You beat me to it! Reply When migrants from the Middle East show up, YOU GIVE UP! Reply “Damn it Ramsbottom, pick up the pace! I swear if every Brit was as hopeless as you, the enemy could just WALK over here and rape our women…” Reply Ya see private. It’s just like a girl. Just because you can put your hands on it doesn’t mean you know how to work it! Reply Aaaarrrrrmmmyyy Training!!!! Reply Before “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy the army was a much better place. Reply (Thought bubble) “Don’t jam this bayonet down the drill instructor’s throat… Don’t jam….” PS TTAG. I just had a pop up ad that took over my web browser. Reply “I can tell You haven’t showered, Private. You’re kinda smelly!” Reply I just realized that the old British helmet covers just as much of the head as our newest version does. Interesting. Reply “What your mum may think , is of………. NO BLOODY IMPORT!!!! Reply Picture your mother-in-law! Reply “Yes, Private. I do know that it’s bigger on the inside than the outside!” Reply “I said, is that rifle registered private?” Reply RED ROVER RED ROVER SEND THE NEXT PRIVATE OVER! Reply They’re right there! On the left! Now there are two on the right! Way to go genius, if I were playing I could have gotten that guy. SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY BERNIE! It’s my game. Reply “step lively, maude frickert is right behind you!” Reply https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carry_On_Sergeant It’s a still from a classic British comedy, the private is a comedian called Bob Monkhouse and the bellowing sergeant is William Hartnell the first Dr. Who. Reply The rotund soldier on the left looks familiar, I didn’t know Oliver Hardy (from “Laurel and Hardy”) was “British”. Reply Quick! Som’bdy give the Sarnt the Heimlich maneuver! Reply Grenada Cut Rate School of Proctology. Reply I say, old boy! If you don’t get a move on those trousers, I’m afraid I’ll be forced to catawhop your mimbly buttahwhip, wot! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.