Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - January 22, 2016 2 50 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Student Loans, Fiscal Incompetence and Firearms: A Thought Experiment Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) What Caliber Would You Use to Carve a Halloween Pumpkin? 50 COMMENTS I know there’s a war on and everybody has to sacrifice. But I gotta sleep in the magazine? really? Who do I see to contact my union rep? Gotta spare pack of smokes? Reply I’ll never forget the time leutenant Dan showed me that picture of Jenny… Reply I can’t beat that (no pun intended) Reply Uh… Hey buddy… whatcha doin’ with the Hoppes? Reply Ain’t she the bomb. Reply “Sure, I miss my gal… but being in here makes me feel closer to her somehow.” Reply I’ve never seen a glory hole quite like this one… Reply Pig Reply Doesn’t Madonna have insurance on all these bras? Why does she need us? Reply “Yeah, the clip holds eight of them.” Reply “New evidence suggests that there have always been gays in the military. Researchers point to this image of two young lovers, hiding their true selves with pin up girls, but you can’t hide the secret connection revealed by their loving gaze. It is also believed that gay men smuggled sexual lubricant in bottles of Hoppes #9 gun cleaner in order to hide their sexual orientation.” Reply Or they could be off duty and bullshitting Reply Sleeping with high explosives is nothing! Let me show you my girlfriend. Reply -Gonna finish cleaning that rifle or you just pulling your pistol?……… -But, but…….. – Reply How come that nose cap is covered in spit? Reply I know your supposed to give your rifle a girls name but this is taking it too far. Reply Damn! Chief says we’re about to dock in New York! We gotta download this magazine to seven bullets! Reply My girl is da bomb! Reply Do these giant crayons really need overnight security? Reply I bet the guy on the bed is thinking ‘Please don’t ask to borrow my cleaning rod right now…’ Reply “Bed ’em down boys… the Hoppe’s gone…” Reply What u doing down here ted? Well, hell, i was looking at these sexy pictures, and i developed a skin missle, felt no one would notice in this room. That is quite the flesh rocket ted! Reply I see you field-stripped your rifle. Take it from me, don’t try that with your gun, no matter how dirty it gets. Reply I really would like to bang that pin-up. Reply “How do you spell Hikaroto… Hirahi… Hiro… nevermind, I’ll just put Tokyo.” Reply Dont ask, dont tell Reply “Wanna get bombed?” Reply See this dame right here… she looks like she can wipe a server. Reply I like bunking down here. Somehow, it reminds me of my mom. Reply Moms was yellow? Reply Your mother! Really? Reply Be damn sure you keep that thing pointed in a safe direction. Reply “Yeah, she’s a swell lookin’ dame and she said she’d wait for you, but that’s not what I meant by needing to be rodded if you nailed her on the last R&R.” Reply “I call it an Ipad. When we get back from Normandy, it!s straight to the patent office!” Reply After dodging the Kriegsmarine’s U-boats for months on end and ensuring Americans won’t be speaking German anytime soon this boat wasn’t allowed to dock in New York. State officials stated its magazine capacity was too large per state law. Reply This is my rifle this is my gun. This one is for shooting, and this one’s for fun. Reply “I’ve been sleeping much better since I put these boobs all over my wall. You should try it too.” Reply The undertones tones of latent homosexuality present in this photo ie.,two sailors alone in a confined space, large (bulbous) bombs suggesting the head of a “phallus'” in addition to the ‘work-a-day’ dungarees, chambray shirt and boondockers boots give entirely new meaning to the phrase “I’m in the Navy and I’m gay but that don’t mean I ‘swish and sway'”. Th,Th,Tj, That’s ALL Folks! Reply They could be the Village People about to sing In The Navy. Reply These guys are male models in a posed propaganda photo. They’re dressed as generic soldiers, not sailers. Not a single patch or rank mark on their uniforms. The columns appear to be concrete which rules out a shipboard magazine or ship at all. If I had to guess where this photo was taken I would figure one of the coastel batteries near LA or San Fran. LA had 14 inch guns and San Fran had 16 inch guns. Reply I learned the secret from her… Brush some Hoppes on your warts and cover your foot with your helmet. In just one hour they are all gone! Reply “Things down here don’t react to well to bullets.” (read with a Scotch/Irish accent that’s supposed to sound Russian. Reply “Hey Stan, look at the bombs on this one” Reply “So that’s the new iPad, huh?” Reply Just checking ‘the racks’ in the ‘Torpedo room’, Chief! Reply rock hudson wasn’t fooling anyone, least of all ensign mcstumph. Reply Check out THESE artillery pieces! Reply this is the picture i put on top of the pickle barrel… Reply Needing a break from trying to figure out why the big yellow bullets on the rack behind them will not fit in their service rifle, these two grunts take a break by discussing women. Semper Fi 88-92 (0351) Infantry Reply “There are thingsh in here that don’t react well to bulletsh.” — Conrad Connery Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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