Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Hunting season for skunk? Hello my name is Pepe Le Pew.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Pepe le Pew-pew-pew-pew!

  2. avatar Art out West says:

    That scope may be mounted a bit high.

  3. avatar notalima says:

    The only scope mounting ring option they had was ‘Extra-Super’. I’m having a small problem with cheek weld. See pic.

  4. avatar James says:

    This is my smart gun. There are none like it and this one is mine.

  5. avatar Cliff H says:

    Barbarella models the new Phased plasma rifle in the 40 DD range.

  6. avatar Defens says:

    Steampunk delivery for Barbarella!

  7. avatar TruthTellers says:

    We don’t have an NFA or BATFE here on planet Nzari.

  8. avatar Joe R. says:

    Daddy was a sub-hunter, but my Gook 9000 does more POW-damage.

  9. avatar RetMSgt in Pa. says:

    Hanoi Jane?

    Burn the picture.

    When she dies, piss on her grave.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Yup. I’m not fonda jane

    2. avatar William says:

      I feel rather conflicted about this picture in that I hate her for being a commie loving traitor, but when she was young she was about as attractive a woman can be.

      1. avatar jwtaylor says:

        I hear you. Can’t stand her. But…dem tighs doh….damn girl.

    3. avatar raincrow says:

      1626 remaining MIA’s she’s not worth my piss.

      1. avatar jwtaylor says:

        Totally worthy of mine.

    4. avatar Big Bill says:

      I’d hit it, I’d just make sure to hit the wrong hole with no lube as hard as I could.

    5. avatar Henry says:

      Post-feminist Fonda has said that if it were up to her, every copy of Barbarella would be burned. So perpetuating refernces to Barbarella is to be encouraged, just because it irks her. I just wish that watching it didn’t trigger residuals.

  10. avatar An English Person says:

    Is that a smartgun in your pocket or do you want to chamber a round?

    1. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

      Still not too late to hang her.

      1. avatar Jeffro says:

        After which, she should be drawn and quartered. Hanoi Hag, Traitor B!tch. Only because the C word might get me banned.

  11. avatar Ian says:

    Buck Rogers: “Jackpot!!!”

  12. avatar PeterW says:

    The new Hi-Point .50AE

  13. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Call it, heads or tails.

  14. avatar Geoff PR says:

    ‘Hanoi Jane’ finally finds what she’s looking for…

  15. avatar Ralph says:

    And here’s Jane Fonda in her Frederick’s of Hollywood ensemble modeling her North Vietnamese-made derringer. It’s just the thing for shooting down A-4E Skyhawks.

  16. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    The evil be-otch sure was a fine looking gal circa 1968. Oh well-no worse than the past and present secretary of state…

  17. avatar Anonymous says:

    I said take it off.

  18. avatar SRaher says:

    Hey PETA! You don’t like my fur? MOLON LABE!

  19. avatar Jsmith says:

    Surfs Up!

  20. avatar adverse says:

    I ain’t that kinky.

  21. avatar Priest of the center mass says:


  22. avatar James Gareth says:

    The more aerodynamic, the more tacti-cool, right??

  23. avatar Rick K says:

    I stole this from Marvin the Martian.

    1. avatar Avid Reader says:

      After the NVA shot him down.

  24. avatar Clay says:

    Blow me

  25. avatar AaronW says:

    If you can’t get the job done with iron sights…

  26. avatar John L. says:

    “These are my boobies, this is my blaster. Men fall for my boobies, but this drops ’em faster.”

    1. avatar Right to arm Bears says:

      +1 LOL

  27. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    You keep what you kill. It is the necromonger way.

  28. avatar Penetty says:

    I’ll forgive Barbarella when the Hawkmen forgive Ming.the Merciless.

    (Is this disrespectful to our Veterans? If it is, I take it back.)

  29. avatar Kimberwarrior45 says:

    Never forget what Hanoi Jane did to the brave POW’s she visited in North Vietnam! They each snuck her a note to take back with her and she turned around and, in front of them, gave all the notes to the NVA camp commander. Each POW was severely beaten after she left resulting in the death of one of the men. I was told this by one of the US Air Force prisoners years after his release. Why is even a picture of this TRAITOR on this site? Any attempt of humor cannot cover the rancid decaying odor that emanates from such a vile waste of flesh.

    1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

      there goes your credibility…

  30. avatar James69 says:

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I’m a traitor.

  31. avatar Nobody Special says:

    A fake person holding a fake gun.

  32. avatar Jason says:

    Although lacking the deadly “shoulder thing that goes up” the menacing weapon here being brandished by this homicidal, or perhaps suicidal alien, clearly has a “forward vertical grip”, making this an “Assault Rectal Probe” in violation of star code. Mothers everywhere are encouraged to hug their children, and remind them that, “in space, no one can hear you scream!”

  33. avatar Kap says:

    What an Insult to Vietnam veterans showing this picture of Hanoi Jane, She was with an NVA Division moving down the Ho Chi Mien Trail in broad daylight, they were given a free pass because this, treasonous Bitch was along with them doing a photo shoot, the trail was being watched by some MACSOG boys who asked permission to take her and buddies out, permission denied, so then she gets passed a note to contact people in the US. she hands note over to the Prison keepers that resulted in severe punishment for the captives, I hope to live long enough to piss on her Grave, Semper FI, Semper Paratus

  34. avatar R.D.Smith says:

    I need a phased plasma rifle in the 40W range

  35. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    Even Playboy is getting in on the action for some of Obama’s money for a new smart gun.

  36. avatar Mr Lizard says:

    Chick has too much crap on her ray gun

  37. avatar Darkwing says:

    Any one got her phone number??

    1. avatar Indiana Tom says:

      Just dial the Hanoi Hilton and ask for TRAITOR.

  38. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “uuuuuuuuuu a horror movie.”
    “is that jane fonda?”

    our legion post salutes her in the urinals.

  39. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    I am Communist Hanoi Jane and I just shot an American War Dog for Uncle Ho.
    She was ho for Ho.

  40. avatar K42inWA says:

    “Huh, for some reason I can’t get a good cheek weld.”

  41. avatar Pat Carver says:

    Height over bore.

  42. avatar Gregolas says:

    Despite the celeb spokesmodel, George Forman’s “Single Foot-Long Portable Grill” flopped.
    He returned to the drawing board.

  43. avatar John E> says:

    The laser razor would not prove up to the task in ridding her of unruly public hair.

  44. avatar Sandy says:

    This is my 37 mm automatic air defense gun M1939, model 61 dash K. It’s neat. Take my picture?

  45. avatar Jay1975 says:

    And here we have the newest rifle out of Vietnam…unfortunately, it only shoots people in the back.

  46. avatar Nick Martin says:

    Sight over bore is a myth in the future. Much like bore axis excuses.

  47. avatar Homer says:

    Fur and guns are immoral, unless its me using them to make money. Because Hollywood.

  48. avatar pres stone says:

    PITA: even in the future FUR IS MURDER
    Kill all fur traders.

    typical liberal logic

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