Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 31, 2015 109 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email [h/t Mikke S.] Post Views: 5 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Oregon Trail Edition Gun Meme of the Day: NFA Wait Times Edition Gun Meme of the Day: California Bans Itself Edition 109 COMMENTS “Break out some ID!” “Hoo me?” Reply #Owllivesmatter Reply Ha! Winner! Reply Winner!-you took my bit… Reply Nice! Reply Second, to my own: “Take me to your leader” Reply “You sh*t thru feathers, too?” Reply “Mouse hunting license? Dept. of Fish & Game? You’re talking greek to me sister.” Reply Good one. Reply “Are you my mother?” Reply Atleast I’m not a dog… Reply hands up, don’t hoot Reply sweet Reply Wings up, don’t shoot! Oh, wait… Damnit!!! Reply Hootie at the sobriety checkpoint… Looks like those pupils are pretty dilated Hootie!!! Reply If that’s Hootie, where’s the Blowfish? Reply I don’t think it’s a gremlin… But let’s tase it just in case. Reply what do you mean “show you my hands” i’m a damn owl… Reply You’re probably wondering why I pulled you over!?! Reply What crime do suspect me of committing? Am I free to go? Reply The owl version of Tiananmen Square Reply “Staring contest!” Reply Who’s on first? Reply “We’re looking for a furby with your description.” “o rlly?” Reply “Look, we can do this here, or at the station… how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?” Reply ^This wins. Reply …ditto that! Reply If this one doesn’t win I’ll sell all my guns. Well the ones that weren’t lost in the boating accident I mean. Officer: Who are you? Owl: Hoo Officer: ITS A FURRBIE, TASE IT! Reply Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. Reply “Am I being detained?” Reply Damnit! Someone photoshop a slung AR on the owl, stat! Reply Screw You Reply “.. heel to toe please.” Reply Police: you are not under arrest, but you are not free to go. Owl: did you hear what you just said? Reply “What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” Reply Ranger Rick, with respect I am under no obligation to present my owl ID Reply Yes, I am carrying concealed (for those of us in a duty to inform state) Reply We’re looking for a few good hooters. Reply It’s “Hoochers” Reply One false move earthling and you’ll be yanking feathers out of your hide for a month! Reply Who you gonna call? Owl busters! Reply “No, right now, I am not above the law . . . but I can be.” Reply One more wisecrack, and I’m gonna grab your shoelaces! Reply 1 2 3 DRAW! Reply Off-duty officer checking out the local hooters Reply OK, The straight line was not too bad,… Now close your eyes, stick out your tongue and touch your nose. Reply “Well, I don’t think it’s a dog, but… ah, hell, just shoot it anyway” Reply Hands up. Don’t shoot! Reply Shannon’s pet owl, Utopia, snitching on the new neighbors Reply What? Hogwarts? Knew CLEAT was a waste. Reply I would like to buy a different vowel, phone a friend and get rid of Siri. What happened to TTAG edit? Reply Bubo, its me Perseus. That time machine was a rough ride. What year is it? Reply Injured bird? Call in the MRAP! Reply You getting out of my way or do I peck your eyeballs out? Reply GET ON THE GROUND, STOP RESISTING!! Reply “Do you know why I stopped you?” “Who” “You.” “Who” “YOU!” “Who” “One more time and I’m hauling you in, wise cracker!” …”Who” Reply “Jaywalking! Are you sh*tting me, Barney. Don’t you have any real crime in this burg?” Reply Did you rob the Hooters? Who? You, did you rob hooters? Who? Reply Officer: I’m from the government… I’m here to help. Owl: Oh sh*t… Reply This is the King’s highway, and I’d advise you to make way! Reply Owl: “NOBODY gets in to see the Great and Powerful Oz ! No time! No how!” Reply Oh, wook! A Piddie This wittle piddy went to market. Reply Whata ya mean no fly zone! Reply This is Washington DC, the most restricted air space in the world. Reply Wouldn’t be surprised if she shot it Reply “Don’t task me, bro” Reply ^^^ Another auto-correct fail? Reply Truly, you want my DNA, I did not poop on your head and I don’t have fingerprints. Reply “What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******** dead, kiddo.” Reply “guerrilla”, just sayin’. Reply “There will be a day of reckoning for you non-believer! A totaling of sums! A snapping of necks! And you will count yourself among the damned!!” Reply *Gulp* “What bag of endangered Colorado Mountain Vole Crispy Snacks? Those were pot cookies Ma’am, I swear!” Reply We’re owl exterminators. Yeah owwwlll exterminators… Reply No, you can’t come on the Bundy ranch! Go away, BLM!!! Reply Youuuuu……talkin’ ta me? Reply So officer, am I being detained? Reply Look lady, I came here to chew mouse bones and kick ass…and I’m all out of mouse bones… RIP Roddy Piper Reply I’m going to ask you one more time… Hoo are you? Hoo? Hoo? Reply Hey, boy, come over here. Let’s have a look at you. https://youtu.be/L8TQZBHszI4?t=3m26s This is a boy? Reply Hoo is your daddy and what does he do? Reply Of the many problems that have cropped-up with the use of owls as law enforcement body-cams, the most problematic is the interruption of the hourly “potty break”. Reply Tonight on “When Animals Attack” Reply It’s a trap! Reply “Owl? What do you mean owl? I’m a chicken hawk, see! And you’re a chicken, see? And I’m gonna EAT YOU!” Reply LEO:Obama has declared the rat a protected species. Owl: But I don’t eat politicians. Reply Better watch it flat foot, I know Harry Potter! Reply You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be held against you in a court of law. Reply Hoo-hoo-Who watches the Watchmen? Reply Who are you to tell me who or what I can eat? Reply ‘WTF’s a badge, primate in Halloween CosPlay costume??’ xD Reply “YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!” Reply SHOW ME YOUR HANDS! Reply Poooker face, Pooker face Poker face How can I help you mam? Reply Ok mom I’ll distract her while you raid her car. Just don’t forget to poop her on your way out so that I can fly away. Reply “Sir, we have word that you’re an acquaintance of the suspected hunny thief. Can you give us any information on his whereabouts?” “Who?” “Short guy, yellow, red t-shirt and no pants, goes by the street name ‘Pooh’.” “Who?” Reply Acutely aware of the LEO reputation for shooting animal life, the owl immediately duped him into a staring contest knowing LEO would tire easily. Reply Another example of Walking While Feathered. Reply 3 blind mice? Missing? Reply AM I BEING DETAINED Reply The suspect did not comply with verbal commands, so I was forced to deploy my Taser… Reply “I thought I was a goner until this bald guy with a fist of arrows swooped in.” Reply “You gotta ask yourself one question, punk . . . . do ya feel plucky?” Reply Feathered Lives Matter!!!! Reply “I don’t know what they taught you at the academy officer but this is my home, I don’t need any damn permit to carry this beak and talons.” Reply I woke up in a Soho doorway The policeman knew my name He said, “You can go sleep at home tonight If you can get up and walk away” I staggered back to the underground The breeze blew back my hair I remembered throwing punches around And preachin’ from my chair Who are you Who who who who Who are you Who who who who Reply “Who the hell are you to ask me how many licks it takes….” Reply I will light you up! Reply Ma’am, I need to report a missing boy. He’s average height and build with a lightning shaped birthmark on his forehead. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.