Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Set of ARTactical Bullet Tire Valve Caps


Enter the best comment below by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a set of four ARTactical .45 caliber bullet valve caps for your ride.


  1. avatar Matt in Maine says:

    Valve caps?

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “Valve caps?”

      With a little superglue they can be nipple caps…

    2. avatar Ralph says:

      Yup, valve caps. They cost about $70,000 for a set of four, but you do get a free Porsche Cayenne.

  2. avatar BDub says:

    We are all thinking it….there is a strap-on joke in here somewhere.

  3. avatar Geoff PR says:

    Mary and Elizabeth discuss the many possible uses of their new BDSM gear they ordered from the Acme Corporation in Chicago…

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Iced tea. All over the ipad

  4. avatar Ralph says:

    “Since he voted for gay marriage and the right to keep and bear arms, let’s invite Justice Kennedy to our wedding.”

  5. avatar WS in SC says:

    Lookie here maw

  6. avatar CoolBreeze says:

    “So we’ll bury your husband right here and start our new lives out here in the wild west. Oh, and I’m sure the coast guard will never look for me in Wyoming”

    1. avatar Mk10108 says:

      I’m at a complete lost, but this could be the winner.

  7. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    In the Navy riding on boats that keep the water out ain’t all that different from ridin’ a horse that keeps the water in at least most of the time. Both of ’em will spook in a bad squall!

  8. avatar Sgt Frank says:

    Hey honey, I think you need a bikini wax appointment.

    1. avatar Matt in TX says:

      Beat me to it.

      “Honey isn’t it about time you shaved your legs?”

  9. avatar BLAMMO says:

    You got a purdy mouth.

  10. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Butch said “God made man, Samual Colt made us their equal”

    Sundancer replied “and John Roberts codified it as law!”

  11. avatar Jody says:

    See? One hole! that means my .22 went through the same spot as your .30

  12. avatar Mike says:

    Once I kicked the sh– out of him, this was all that was left.

  13. avatar Defens says:

    “Hey Annie, I think yer left rear hoof is fixing to go flat.”
    “Dang! I wish I had sum o them fancy air caps to keep ol’ Paint inflated!”

  14. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    You shot it; you cook it.

  15. avatar DaveinLA says:

    I told you my new bullets were good…
    Look it vaporized the whole horse in one shot and left the saddle laying right here.

  16. avatar Rikoshay says:

    “F**k yeah and I got the f**king hat from f**king Smokey the f**king Bear”, said the Sailor.

  17. avatar Powers says:

    We didn’t bury his saddle with him..heh.

  18. avatar AaronW says:

    “You don’t need tire valve caps… Or tires if you have a good horse”

  19. avatar Phil LA says:

    “I thought you were bringing the tampons?”

  20. avatar Addison from IN says:

    “See Susanne? This is what happens when you use a .45, it creates a black hole that consumes the horse and rider, but leaves the saddle in tact.”

  21. avatar JWM says:

    Joanie loved Chachi until she met Chaquita and her magic saddle horn.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I know the contest is over, and the official judges have spoken, but as far as I am concerned, this one is the winner by 200 yards.

  22. avatar JWM says:

    Broke Back Mountain. The prequel. And this is the version we’d rather see.

    1. avatar Addison from IN says:

      Hahaha… Coke all over the monitor

  23. avatar JWM says:

    “Is it true sailors ride side saddle?”

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      As an ex sailor, I’d say it depends on what your riding

  24. avatar ClockN says:

    And then he said he owned a Glock.

  25. avatar DJ says:

    And that’s how they found love on top of that there mountain.

  26. avatar Jason says:

    Catherine the Great’s midsection would have been right here.

    1. avatar S says:

      ^^ “Catherine the great”…Winner!!

  27. avatar David Pruett says:

    White Horse to Black Horse – “George, I don’t think you will get your saddle back.”

  28. avatar Scottlac says:

    #1: Hey, they got a new theater in town with a moving picture show. What say we go see it?
    #2: Nah, they’ll make us leave our shootin’ irons outside where some no good rusler ‘ll steal ’em.

  29. avatar James69 says:

    CSI: El Paso 1889 never made it past the pilot.

  30. avatar Al says:

    “Yes, ma’am, my CO wants you to embroider a message right here on the saddle, ‘General Patton, sir, you’d best stay in the Atlantic, cause if you come to the Pacific Theater, you’ll get more seamen than you can handle. – General MacArthur'”

  31. avatar Paul G says:

    Pa said if we plant the horse-radish seed here and put the saddle over the spot, when we wake up tomorrow a pony will have grown right into the saddle!

  32. avatar Shire-man says:

    Roswell, 1847.
    The first “weather balloon.”

  33. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    ” the map shows the treasure buried beneath a poodle skirt…”

  34. avatar Will P. says:

    “Is that a ghillie skirt you’re wearing? I think I know where I need to hide my head tonight!”

  35. avatar JWM says:

    “Come on, it’s legal now. We can have that church wedding you always wanted.”

  36. avatar click boom says:

    I got nothing

  37. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Joanie (on the left) maps out her plan to get Chachi.

  38. avatar Gunr says:

    You better be careful of playing with matches around that new hula skirt of yours!

  39. “Yep, I shot ‘im. That’s his balls right there.”

  40. avatar Todd Roe says:

    “Say, Beatrice… don’t you think you got a little *too* aggressive with that curry comb?”

  41. avatar bontai Joe says:

    There is some great funny stuff here. It helps to have a great photo like that one.

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