Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Set of ARTactical Bullet Tire... Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Set of ARTactical Bullet Tire Valve Caps By Dan Zimmerman - July 24, 2015 50 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Enter the best comment below by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a set of four ARTactical .45 caliber bullet valve caps for your ride. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 50 COMMENTS Valve caps? Reply “Valve caps?” With a little superglue they can be nipple caps… Reply Yup, valve caps. They cost about $70,000 for a set of four, but you do get a free Porsche Cayenne. Reply We are all thinking it….there is a strap-on joke in here somewhere. Reply Mary and Elizabeth discuss the many possible uses of their new BDSM gear they ordered from the Acme Corporation in Chicago… Reply Iced tea. All over the ipad Reply “Since he voted for gay marriage and the right to keep and bear arms, let’s invite Justice Kennedy to our wedding.” Reply Lookie here maw Reply “So we’ll bury your husband right here and start our new lives out here in the wild west. Oh, and I’m sure the coast guard will never look for me in Wyoming” Reply I’m at a complete lost, but this could be the winner. Reply In the Navy riding on boats that keep the water out ain’t all that different from ridin’ a horse that keeps the water in at least most of the time. Both of ’em will spook in a bad squall! Reply Hey honey, I think you need a bikini wax appointment. Reply Beat me to it. “Honey isn’t it about time you shaved your legs?” Reply You got a purdy mouth. Reply Butch said “God made man, Samual Colt made us their equal” Sundancer replied “and John Roberts codified it as law!” Reply See? One hole! that means my .22 went through the same spot as your .30 Reply Once I kicked the sh– out of him, this was all that was left. Reply “Hey Annie, I think yer left rear hoof is fixing to go flat.” “Dang! I wish I had sum o them fancy air caps to keep ol’ Paint inflated!” Reply You shot it; you cook it. Reply I told you my new bullets were good… Look it vaporized the whole horse in one shot and left the saddle laying right here. Reply “F**k yeah and I got the f**king hat from f**king Smokey the f**king Bear”, said the Sailor. Reply We didn’t bury his saddle with him..heh. Reply “You don’t need tire valve caps… Or tires if you have a good horse” Reply “I thought you were bringing the tampons?” Reply “See Susanne? This is what happens when you use a .45, it creates a black hole that consumes the horse and rider, but leaves the saddle in tact.” Reply Joanie loved Chachi until she met Chaquita and her magic saddle horn. Reply I know the contest is over, and the official judges have spoken, but as far as I am concerned, this one is the winner by 200 yards. Reply Broke Back Mountain. The prequel. And this is the version we’d rather see. Reply Hahaha… Coke all over the monitor Reply “Is it true sailors ride side saddle?” Reply As an ex sailor, I’d say it depends on what your riding Reply And then he said he owned a Glock. Reply And that’s how they found love on top of that there mountain. Reply Catherine the Great’s midsection would have been right here. Reply ^^ “Catherine the great”…Winner!! Reply White Horse to Black Horse – “George, I don’t think you will get your saddle back.” Reply #1: Hey, they got a new theater in town with a moving picture show. What say we go see it? #2: Nah, they’ll make us leave our shootin’ irons outside where some no good rusler ‘ll steal ’em. Reply CSI: El Paso 1889 never made it past the pilot. Reply “Yes, ma’am, my CO wants you to embroider a message right here on the saddle, ‘General Patton, sir, you’d best stay in the Atlantic, cause if you come to the Pacific Theater, you’ll get more seamen than you can handle. – General MacArthur'” Reply Pa said if we plant the horse-radish seed here and put the saddle over the spot, when we wake up tomorrow a pony will have grown right into the saddle! Reply Roswell, 1847. The first “weather balloon.” Reply ” the map shows the treasure buried beneath a poodle skirt…” Reply “Is that a ghillie skirt you’re wearing? I think I know where I need to hide my head tonight!” Reply “Come on, it’s legal now. We can have that church wedding you always wanted.” Reply I got nothing Reply Joanie (on the left) maps out her plan to get Chachi. Reply You better be careful of playing with matches around that new hula skirt of yours! Reply “Yep, I shot ‘im. That’s his balls right there.” Reply “Say, Beatrice… don’t you think you got a little *too* aggressive with that curry comb?” Reply There is some great funny stuff here. It helps to have a great photo like that one. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.