Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 7, 2015 91 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 91 COMMENTS Gun tip of the day: Don’t ever piss off 7 men when all you are packing is a 6 shooter. Reply Dang there were a lot of TV cowboys in 1959… Reply Whoa, there! Which bad guy are you aiming at? The one with the black hat? Daggumit, they all have black hats! Reply The day Bob came clean to the guys Reply Welcome to Rock Ridge Reply Not yet boys, the cat has got to get to the other side of the street. Reply OK guys, back in the gunsmith shop, we’ll try the IWB holsters next! Reply Seven Republican Presidential contenders attempt to prove they are pro 2A. Not pictured: Gov. Christie Gov. Bush Dr. Carson Reply I watched both debates (yeah, I have no life) and the word “guns” was only mentioned once. Rand Paul Reply Yep, FNC can’t have Christie fumbling around professing his support for the 2A with a list of qualifiers as long as his belt. Reply You might not realize it, but these guys are actually democrats practicing for what they’re gonna do after they steal your guns and give them to themselves; just like everything else you used to have. Reply I thought I was an OFWG, but the only one I recognize is James Garner. Reply Isn’t that… oh hell, what’s his name? Norman Bates, third from the left? Reply That’s Jack Kelly. He and Garner shared top billing in the Maverick series. They were brothers on screen. Reply Yelp ! ………….. Great show too . Oh, thanks. Tiny laptop screen and questionable eyesight strike again! John Russell (Marshal Dan Troop), dunno the guy next to him in the plastron shirt, James Garner (Brett Maverick), Ty Hardin (Bronco Lane), Jack Kelly (Bart Maverick), Peter Brown (Deputy Johnny McKay), just went blank on the last actor’s name but the character is “Tom Brewster”, aka “Sugarfoot”. Not there: Clint Walker (Cheyenne Bodie). Reply aha–just remembered, Will Hutchins played “Sugarfoot” ( a “sugarfoot” is someone who’s working his way up to becoming a “tenderfoot”…). I remember the theme songs, too…funny what sticks with you after all those years. Reply The world’s first boy band, The Tombstone Boys Reply The original high capacity magazine. Reply The first recorded use of a SWAT team, by coincidence at the OK Coral. Reply Who said we ain’t magnificent? Reply I’m hoping these 7 angry men are aiming at Donald “the mouth” Trump. Reply Brandishing. 7 counts. Reply Always do a function check after visiting the “unsmith” Reply You left-handed sonsabitches better stay on your side of the street! Reply That guy on the far right played Stockburn in the film Pale Rider. Reply Yeah. John Russell (as mentioned in an earlier post). He also played Nathan Burdette, John Wayne’s nemesis in ‘Rio Bravo’. In my next life, I want to look like him. Reply Squirrel! Reply Sure looks like Bloomberg. Reply James Gardner never could wear a cowboy hat . I always enjoyed his movies . Gatling gun in skinny jeans . Reply What you don’t see in the picture are the seven guys to the left . I think it was ; Jimmy Stewart Henry Fonda Clint Eastwood Dean Martin Curt Douglas Sammy Davis Jr. Don Knotts Reply I believe this was a scene from the greatest western flick of all time , ‘ The Blob ‘ . Reply You two guys down near the end! Where’s your necktie? This ain’t casual Friday! Reply Third guy from the left had really long arms and Maverick was conceal carry . Reply Say “what ?” One more time I dare you Reply Reply “Not one of us knows what the little thingies on top of our guns are for.” Reply Like +1 …………….. and it must have been before the ‘ Four Gun Rules ‘ , aren’t there fingers all on the triggers ? Reply If James Holmes tried this 100 years ago… Reply Listen Garner, didn’t we tell you black hats are only for funerals! Reply Black always works if it’s a formal massacre. Reply No, I can’t tell who he was, deputy. All that’s left is a boot heel and a piece of his hatband… Reply “Now if we all shoot at the same time we might be able to bring down that damn Clint Walker! “ Reply OK guys, we’ve all been issued these new 40 shot revolvers, that were gonna use in our up and coming movie. Reply “Donate to the Democrat Part, NOW!” or “Mandatory Immunization Center Enforcement (M.I.C.E.)” Reply The real Homeland Security Reply “Come and take them….” Reply “There are seven of us! One should be able to bring down Eastwood!” Reply the original chorus line Reply Chiseled looks on the Chisholm Trail. Reply OK Chuck Norris, try something now! Reply Boy, you got a purty mouth. Reply The new Calvin Klein collection: Cowboy Suave! Reply “Ma’am, would you please move? We’re tryin’ t’ have a gun fight!” Reply Response to first ride-by attempt, by first anti gang unit……. Reply Audition for the musical group Men Who Wear Hats. Reply I told the “Duke” be here at noon! Reply And they still can’t put as much lead downrange as fast as Jerry Miculek! Reply We need a new law – these 7 fellas have 42 rounds among them, that’s way over the 15-round magazine capacity limit in Colorado! No more gatherings of more that 2 fellas each with one six-shooter! Reply Marty didn’t heed docs advise to change out of those clothes. And this time he wasn’t hanged. Reply “THEY’RE NOT “SKINNY JEANS!” Reply Just another day in West Texas Reply Colt had product placement down pat a long time before coke or pepsi. Reply Less ammo capacity than a G19 and two spare mags Reply Early pic of the group that would morph into “The Village People.” Reply We don’t need no stinkin front sights. Reply Hipsters? Reply And the award for “Best Dressed Gunslinger” is……a tie, again! Reply “A Chorus Line.” Until Matt Dillon showed up and put an end to that sissy sh*t. Reply You put your right gun in, you put your right gun out, you put your right gun in and you shake it all about…. Reply “Tell us again how we weren’t chosen to be in The Magnificent Seven?” Reply How the anti gunners see firearms owner diversity Reply Barack who says what? Well Samuel Colt says…. Reply “Oops, I forgot, can we hold on until I get my hearing protection in?” Reply Sheriff, “Dangit boys, fan out! And Jimmy, watch my six!” Reply Here we all are: nattily attired, meticulously groomed, and one dude in skinny jeans. That’s right, we’re the Wild West Metrosexuals! Reply No, no, it’s Ammosexuals! Reply Gives new meaning to “Who is that tall dark stranger man?’ Reply Let me introduce the new offensive line for the Arizona Cardinals. We think they will change the game by blowing huge holes in the defense this year. Reply Pictured here is the Tombstone Welcome Wagon welcoming another newcomer to the neighborhood. Reply Will the real “Huckleberry” please step forward… Reply Hand em over boys , you’ve been ruled incompetent . Reply Pictured here, are the 7 finalists from the first annual DRAW! Mohammed contest. Reply Okay Blondy, there are 7 of us now. What are you going to do now? Reply One single photo capturing SEVEN of some of the greatest television shows ever made. Thank God for Encore western TV to be able to still see some of this really good stuff, where good guys were good, bad guys were bad, no one was gay or bi-sexual, and the horses were treated better than the women. Reply As Brett and Bart Maverick were fond of saying ” as my ole pappy used to say,,,,,,,,,,,,” Reply What’s this crap about us not being a militia? Reply James Garner was an anti gun liberal, who detested Reagan and the GOP. Reply Really , crap .I always liked his movies , I loved Reagan and I am not real fond of the GOP right now . The Democrats have accepted their new title as Progressive Party and the GOP are the Dems of 50 years ago and the Tea Party is the new GOP . Wow how things have changed in the last fifty years . The people the Dems were clubbing and hosing down in the 60’s are running the country today . ANYWAY , James Gardner is was ? I thought he was still alive . Shows how much I know . Reply The moment James Garner realized he needed his own show. 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