Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Mark N. says:

    “High Noon”, starring Gary Cooper.

    1. avatar S. Cautela says:

      Bang! Bang! Bang!… YOU’RE DEAD KANE!!!

  2. avatar Joe R. says:

    Where are they all today?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Pelican Bay.

  3. avatar Youzernayme says:

    Hatfields V. McCoys
    grammar school edition

  4. avatar Joe R. says:

    Violence begets violence. . . or, errr… not

  5. avatar Vitsaus says:

    Michael Bloomberg built a time machine and traveled to the future. He brought this picture back from a world where open carry was legalized.

  6. avatar imrambi says:

    Police vs protesters

  7. avatar Logan says:

    Scene of recent school riot before a SWAT team arrived.

  8. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    Terrorists in Training?

  9. avatar WuzNtMe says:

    I forget… are we the displaced indigenous population or the genocidal expansionists?

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      My peers and I played that often, in between cops & robbers and re-inacting World War II European theater. Kids would probably be jailed or at least pulled from their parents care for playing such games today.

  10. avatar Sam H says:

    Shhhh. Don’t tell the libs that boys are having fun.

  11. avatar Paul53 says:

    If only they had let some girls play, we wouldn’t have to put up with Shannon Watts and her Momtroopers Against Guns now.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      The girls were playing: they played lawyers, explorers, scientists, athletes and laborers.

      Nah, they always chose to play house.


  12. avatar John L. says:

    Remind me again where we left the Delorean…?

  13. avatar Virginia Gunner says:

    Gang: ” We know you are in the house, Buckwheat! Come on out with your hands up!”

    Buckwheat: “O’tay!”

  14. avatar Jay-El says:

    The boys were having too much fun to notice the strange man from Everytown counting each pop of a cap pistol and marking it on his clipboard.

  15. avatar Charles5 says:

    (Voice of Reporter) “State Investigators are saying that several police officers have been injured by friendly fire when a no-knock raid of a local man suspected of being late on his auto registration renewal went bad. Initial reports indicate that two separate teams were attempting to surround the house and rounded the same corner coming from opposite directions and mistook each other for the homeowner and opened fire. A contributing factor appears to be the lack of safeties on the .9 mm Glock revolvers the SWAT team was carrying at the time. The next door neighbor’s dog was killed in the crossfire. A spokesman for the police department declined comment.”

    1. avatar AW1Ed says:

      You sure that isn’t a 90 mm Glock, Charles5?

  16. avatar Jay-El says:

    Many years before the Internet was invented, young Larry, Dirk and Ralph would meet every afternoon in the schoolyard to face off against Leghorn, Zimmerman and the Farago kid.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      And we always won.

  17. avatar Doug McNeil says:

    “Let’s play cops and motorcycle gangs.”

  18. avatar the ruester says:

    “But…but…I want to be the robber that everybody riots for!”

    “Wait your turn, or we’ll make you be George Zimmerman!”

  19. avatar MacBeth 51 says:

    Troop 19 of East Cooterville just before being informed their charter was pulled by BSA national leadership

    1. avatar Taylor TX says:

      LMAO @ Cooterville, I bet its a nice place.

  20. avatar cag404 says:

    The good old days…when men were men and boys could be boys.

    1. avatar ugene says:


  21. avatar Gary McClenny says:

    Cag404—you stole my line! LOL.
    That could have been me back in the day.

  22. avatar Phil LA says:

    Glutens vs Twitters

  23. avatar Chris says:

    As usual, the liberals in the black jackets are depending on others for protection.

  24. avatar Ralph says:

    Photographic proof that before Farago came on the scene, kids could practice poor trigger discipline to their hearts’ content.

  25. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    “I shot you first” “No, I shot you first!”, the days before paintball where everyone was Hahn Solo!

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    “Well, if you don’t like this gunfight, there’s probably another one around the corner.”

  27. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    All of you are suspended for the rest of the school year, so you can go hunt and fish to your personal delight. Enjoy no longer being in school.

  28. avatar AndyNC says:

    I think “School Shooters: 1942” is perfect as is.

  29. avatar JWM says:

    That kid on the right in the dark jacket. Must be shannons daddy. Fake pistols. He knows they’re fake and he’s still ducking and hiding behind the little kid.

    Remove Darwin from the equation and you wind up with shannon.

  30. avatar Aaron Houck says:

    “Stick them up, Sucka!! Hand over the milk money NOW!”

  31. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Not trying to win but this looked an awful lot like my neighborhood as a kid in the 50’s and early 60’s…man the world sucks now.

    1. avatar AndyNC says:

      Kinda looks a lot like mine too, but during the 80’s. The kids all had decent shoes, though. Even the poorer ones.

  32. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Hands up, Don’t shoot!

  33. avatar Gunr says:

    If we had those new guns that shot around corners, we wouldn’t have to stand out in the open like this!

  34. avatar Mikial says:

    Family Tactical Training Day.

  35. avatar Wheelsucker says:

    …while both can be effective, hard cover is preferable to using your buddies as meat shields…

  36. avatar TheBear says:

    “The boys in overalls were playing combatants. The boys in coats were playing war correspondents.”

  37. avatar Mattie Dimes says:

    Now kids can just shoot their friends on Xbox, all while eating snacks and drinking soda from the comfort of their own couch. Nevermind the early onset diabetes, we got meds to manage that. Ain’t technology grand?

  38. avatar a follmer says:

    Watch out Waco PD is on there way

  39. avatar ValleyForge77 says:

    “My Childhood”

  40. avatar Chrispy says:

    Pew Pew Life

  41. avatar myn0ck says:

    “No camping!”

    1. avatar ValleyForge77 says:

      for the WIN

  42. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Back in the day? Boys would play with cap guns and the Cops wouldnt shoot them for doing so.

  43. avatar Craig says:

    Boys, there is no doubt. The Mattel Fanner 50 is a far superior cap to the Nichols Stallion 45.

  44. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Fortunately these out of uniform Boy Scouts had ditched the illegal squirt guns when the Scoutmaster busted them and took away their safe speech and assembly merit badges.

  45. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “Those are Bandidos! It’s an ambush!”

  46. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Don’t worry Fellas… Ever since Clive got them there glasses He can’t hit the broadside of a barn…

  47. avatar Walt says:

    Early forms of the fabled cornershot weapon involved shoving your younger brother out from cover and telling him to shoot. While extremely safe for the operator, high casualties rates of younger siblings in the War Robbers soon lead to a rethink of its design.

  48. avatar Jason F says:

    “Let’s play cops and citizens”

  49. avatar Andrea says:

    Concerned moms also decry that appears that some of the kids have no protective footgear, too.

  50. avatar Gregolas says:

    The Gunfight at the Fruit Loops Corral.

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