Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - May 29, 2015 46 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Post Views: 43 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Apocalypse Fashion Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Normal Husband Edition Gun Meme of the Day: How Many Do You Have Edition 46 COMMENTS I’d rather be carrying pistols on this little excursion, but the idiots in Austin won’t get off their asses and pass an OC bill. Reply Look out! The birds got a howdah!! Reply “They said that I’d be fetching birds for them…” – dog Reply Dammit fido, you’re three days late! Reply “Who’s going to carry the carrier dog if he gets injured while carrying the carrier pigeons?” Reply A Welsh Terrier private? A Welsh Terrier? Your a bleedin Scot you wanker! You couldn’t find a Scottish Terrier? Reply Don’t worry Rex, we won’t let the American police hurt you. Reply I don’t think it’s gonna fit, eh. Reply Carrier Scot. Reply It was the Scots who first used the dastardly tactic of suicide dog bombers… Reply What the hell happened to Lassie? Reply (Fido thinks): “If I could only turn my head around 10 more degrees, those pigeons would be lunch”. (Scotty thinks): “We’ll post these pigeons off now. The Sergeant Major won’t know we’re only a mile away from camp”. Reply Easy. The Dogs of War. Reply Benji doesn’t have to put up with this shit. Reply I hope there are no tigers where were going! Reply You want this pic-i-nic basket, Yogi? Molon labe! Reply “Glad we finally found a use for those Democrat anti-gun Poodles; I was thinkin’ we’d end up feeding them to the Malinois and Shepherds for food.” Reply WW2s first attempt at a flying dog did not go well. Reply Well, this is another fine mess you have gotten us into Wally. Reply HOW’S IT FEEL, MINI MITT ROMNEY? Reply [slow clap] Well played, sir. Reply What, no kilts? Reply “You don’t think they’ll shoot the dog, do you?” Reply “You want me to carry what?! Well, at least it isn’t one of those Russian tank mines” Reply The tactical Howdah-for when even a .303 won’t cut the mustard. Reply The first attempt at the Leatherman MUT. Reply Is that one of those tactical assault dogs with with the basket thingy that goes up? Reply Slow clap. Reply Milk. Bread. Eggs. Cheese. Dog biscuits. All here. But darn it Benji you forgot the ammo again. Back to the depot, boy. Reply Boston Dynamics’ earlier prototypes were much less impressive, but far more adorable. Reply The last time the pigeon family goes to the discount circus for an “Authentic Elephant ride.” Reply Hillary says this is the only way we can communicate with her since Trey Gowdy got wise to her personal email server. Reply New and improved BATFE application routing system. Giving your applications wings. No better way to “improve” something………….than let .Gov get a crack at it. Reply Well Horace, I’m not sure what little orphan Annie was doing in a war zone but at least her ugly dog survived… Reply Man on right: “Good thing I didn’t wear my kilt. I thought you said this was a sheep!” Reply Field testing the first Kahr K9 loaded with birdshot. Reply Post establishment of the Carrier Pigeon’s Union(CPU). For hundreds of years carrier pigeons were forced to deliver messages over several miles over through dangerous territory. This caused many of the pigeons to suffer from winged tendinitis or “flyers elbow”, a minor condition caused by the inflammation of the tendons in the wing from excessive flight time. In the fall of 1943 the pigeons went on strike and formed the CPU, demanding safer less physically strenuous transportation and wages of at least 15 seeds an hour. After communication lines were all but shut down, the army decided to give into thier demands for safer transportation and established the Canine Carrier Division(CCD). While the 15 seeds an hour were never granted to the CPU, the pigeons went back to work transporting messages with the CCD transport. The CPU has all but collapsed since then, a majority of the pigeons died after the inception of the CCD due to diabetes, heart disease, and strokes caused by the rampant obesity crisis that followed. “And that is the rest of the story. Goodnight” Reply (Fido ponders the immortal lyrics of Bob Dylan) Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks Reply !!! Yes indeed. Reply Canine Haggis Delivery Unit in action. Reply When they said “Go to war, earn your wings,” I thought I would be going to jump school. Reply After two of Britain’s earliest SAS recruits determined they were lost in Piccidilly Square, they attached the following note to the leg of their best carrier pigeon: Blimey. We are lost again. Please trace this pigeon and tell us where the @#$%@ we are. Reply We are not sharing needles with the dog again Reply Air Bud XVII: Enfield’s Afield. A heroic tale of two soldiers, one dog, and a crew of daring pigeons in a battle of good vs. evil against the Nazis. Reply Pvt Carry-Mae carries carrier pigeons that needed to be a carried after couriering dispatches in from an aircraft carrier. Reply This ones for Hillary. She says it’s safer then email. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.