Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Ban Bossy Bumper Sticker!

The most creative caption entered in the comment section by midnight Sunday will win their very own Ban Bossy! bumper sticker. Start writing!


  1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    When these moms demand action, it gets done!

  2. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    Go ahead! Say I’m bossy again! Say it again!

  3. avatar Jim at the NSA says:

    Don’t mess with the girl scouts.

  4. avatar Peter says:

    Vintage Open Carry Pin-Up Girls

  5. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    We work for Obummers NSA, and we are here to HELP YOU!
    Robert Seddon

  6. avatar Racer88 says:

    Do these guns make us look fat? Well? DO THEY??

    1. avatar Rich Grise says:

      Hmmm… [eyes ladies up and down, stroking chin contemplatively] no, I don’t think it’s the guns…

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        Those stockings are horrible.

        1. avatar Rich Grise says:

          “Those stockings are horrible”

          Of course. All the nylon was going into the parachutes.

  7. avatar Joel says:

    one of these is different from the others

  8. avatar Gunr says:

    What do you think there going to say when we show up at the swap meet with these babies!

  9. avatar Jim R says:

    Size DOES matter.

  10. avatar mrvco says:

    DAY-O… Work all night on a drink of rum, Daylight come and we wan’ go home

  11. avatar Matt in Maine says:

    Oh these old things?

  12. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    This is my rifle, and also my gun !
    It’s only for fighting, well maybe some fun!

  13. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    There is a 1 in 3 chance that you will not feel the shot.

    1. avatar SigGuy says:

      3/3 actually. It’s all camera equipment.

  14. avatar Maineuh says:

    “Don’t worry, Peggy. We’ll find the son of a bitch who gave you the clap.”

  15. avatar Terry Hoover says:

    Yes, were bossy, get over it!!

  16. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Alan Brooks’ older sisters at the next MDA gabfest to request a photo with Shannon

  17. avatar jwm says:

    When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherphucker in the room…..

  18. avatar Joe Clarke says:

    MDA- Moms Demand Automatic

  19. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Robert, Nick and Dan in drag. On their way to double the crowd at the next mda march.

  20. avatar Model66 says:

    Our husband’s just love it when we say we want to bring out the “toys” tonight!

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I snorted coffee

  21. avatar 2hotel9 says:

    Ready for your close ups, boys?

    Are they Brits or WACs?

    1. avatar jsallison says:

      Judging by the machine guns, I’mna going with Soviet Union. Don’t think I’ve ever seen an ammo hopper or whatever it is like that on an RAF Lewis gun.

    2. avatar Ralph says:

      From http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

      World War 2: Three members of WAAF, (Women’s Auxiliary Air Force), equipped with camera guns and aerial camera for overhaul at the School of Instrument and Repairers and Cine Projectionists. Circa 1943.

  22. avatar Mason says:

    It’s “go” time.

  23. avatar William Burke says:

    Wartime astronomettes answer the call!

  24. avatar Another Robert says:

    Didn’t I tell you two, swing those hips right and those flyboys will give you ANYTHING…

  25. avatar Michael in GA says:

    Ethel and Dottie, expecting to get harassed by the coppers for legal open carry, brought Elouise along to document the 2nd amendment infringement with her state of the art F8 hand held camera.

  26. avatar Daniel S. says:

    “Well open-carry of handguns is illegal…”

  27. avatar Paul53, says:

    Drone hunting, Texas woman style.

  28. avatar Cookie says:

    Uncle Sam’s angels!

  29. avatar Bez says:

    Shannon “prank photo, my ass!” Watts and her team seek redress from Alan Brooks

  30. avatar AaronW says:

    Prototypes rejected because they weren’t man-portable.

  31. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    That’s not enough, sir. Now, how many cookies do you REALLY want?

  32. avatar Ralph says:

    Three expert analysts were able to prove with aerial photography that the rumors were true — Himmler’s were very similar and Goebbels had no balls at all.

  33. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Diane Feinstein (third from left) back in 1943 when she was drafted into service. One evening, while on patrol on Guadalcanal, she discovered that her gun went click while everyone else’s went bang. This led to a distrust of firearms that continues til today.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Difi was too old to serve in 43. Last time she saw active service was the Trojan War. When the guys saw her they all wanted Trojans.

  34. avatar MrVigs says:

    Ma Tres

  35. avatar jirdesteva says:

    The Andrew Sisters fed up with the Bugle Boy playing reveille !!!!!

  36. avatar JAS says:

    Two is one, one is none, three is one plus film confirmation.

  37. avatar Al says:

    Open carry has a wonderful image.

  38. avatar Model 31 says:

    “Hey sharp shots! We’re the Weiss sisters. Today we are shooting Nazis”

  39. avatar BlindKyle says:

    “A young Jeremy Clarkson, flanked by his then-still friend Piers Morgan on the right, and an unfortunate lass on the left, who would later be framed for war crimes.”

  40. avatar South FL Troy says:

    My man said something about needing a “big stick”.

  41. avatar Matt G says:

    That’s a nasty case of penis envy you have there..

  42. avatar BLAMMO says:

    It’s all in the “cankles”.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      “cankles”… that did it, now I’m in trouble at work for laughing myself silly. Gee whiz that was funny!!!!!!

  43. avatar caymanshen says:

    Yes, you WILL put the seat down.

  44. avatar RenegadeDave says:

    Should Gamera return, we’ll be ready to help him.

  45. avatar Dave the dude says:

    The original “Ma deuces”.

  46. avatar Jeff says:

    Not satisfied with the .38 snubbies their husbands bought them, the ladies bought some guns more to their liking.

  47. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    No caption–just cue music: Battle Without Honor or Humanity

  48. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    Three guns openly carry three ugly human women to desensitize Britons to the public presence of their low-capacity gene pool.

  49. avatar Taco Picasso says:

    Ghostbusters, 1945 edition.

  50. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    looks like this party is going to pick up…lets get that camera Rollin….get the action going….

  51. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Larry, Curly and Moe’s wives had had enough of their shenanigans….
    Woop! Woop! Woop! Ruff! Ruff! BANG!

  52. avatar TR says:

    Betty (left) was thrilled with the chance to serve her country; Susan (center) had always been turned on by the prospect of blowing sh*t up; and the other two had long since learned not to trust Penelope (right) with a gun.

  53. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    Shoe shopping in Oklahoma.

  54. avatar Jeff Semler says:

    Hey boys, mine’s bigger!

    1. avatar Lee says:

      Britains response to Rosie the Riveter was universally canned by the public. Shuttering their hopes for such effective recruiting campaigns.

  55. avatar SteveX says:


  56. avatar The NSA Is Listening says:

    The only thing I can think of that does justice to Bossy is a brief sound byte by Michael Caine — you have to watch all the way through to see it:

    “Get out you dirty cow”

  57. avatar Geoff says:

    This is my rifle this is my gun this is for fighting this is for f……….

  58. avatar N8thecowboy says:

    Lions, tigers, and bears, we don’t mind.

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