Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Major says:

    “Leghorn and Farago spend a weekend on the river.”

  2. avatar Irideducs says:

    Always carry. Never tell. Never!

  3. avatar whiskeytangofoxtrot says:

    Crockett & Tubbs faced an IAD inquiry after one too many people asked to see the pieces they were packing.

  4. avatar Steve in Iowa says:

    What is seen cannot be unseen.

    1. avatar Felix says:

      Alas, the window which blocked this view was broken.

  5. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Ok guys really? I didn’t give you permission to print my photo! 😉

  6. avatar Ardent says:

    Of course we know how to relax and have a good time; Witness this photo. . .

  7. avatar BDub says:

    Hang out with Sock-It and Flubbs on the next episode of My Hairy Yikes!

  8. avatar Not Me says:

    “Goose, you big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever.”

  9. avatar Russ says:

    Heat. Its the only thing they are packing.

  10. avatar jwm says:

    Fire Island Security.

  11. avatar Cliff H says:

    Just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

  12. avatar BillF says:

    Yes Carmen, the boys are doin’ good–only 24 years old and startin’ 10th grade already. They been watchin’ CHIPS and thinkin’ about bein’ motorcycle cops…

  13. avatar Jonathan -- Houston says:

    NBC’s hottest new series: “Key West Vice”

    1. avatar BDub says:

      LOL! Perhaps they will finally catch a break in that body-paint smuggling case?

    2. avatar William Burke says:


    3. avatar C says:

      Or they’re secret service in the Key West Wing

    4. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:


  14. avatar Jay1987 says:

    The trailer park… it is strong in this photo

  15. avatar Logan says:

    The concealed carry competition five minutes before being ruled unbeatable.

  16. avatar Nine says:

    Low speed, low drag.

  17. avatar BDub says:

    If your gun is covered by body-hair, does that count as concealed?

  18. avatar Jay1987 says:

    On a side note who wants to bet one of em married their cousin and the other took his sister to prom and was the only one to get lucky that night?

    1. avatar JaxD says:

      You got a redneck fetish?

      1. avatar Jay1987 says:

        Only slightly somethin bout a guy with 3 teeth and a closely related wife makes me giggle that and one of em kinda resembles Joe Dirt.

  19. avatar Ralph says:

    Starsky & Hutch model the original Miami Rig. And holsters too.

  20. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Dude the hell with concealment. clearly they are red shirts, undercover, from the Enterprise. Note the Tribble ( or Donald Trump’s hair piece) in the lower right of the picture. Clearly they have beamed down to prevent the Tribble incursion of 1985.

  21. avatar jeremy says:


    Come for the misogyny…

    Stay for…whatever *that* is.

  22. avatar ensitue says:

    Remember Remember The 5th of November, the gunpowder plot and VICE, Vice,Vice (Miami!)

  23. avatar Jeff says:

    Locked, and bloated……

  24. avatar Steve says:


  25. avatar Gregolas says:

    Barney Miller’s detectives wait to get their leisure suits back from the cleaners.

  26. avatar Ross says:

    Speedo……….. we make the draw faster.

  27. avatar David says:

    What do you mean, “This swimsuit is proof That I am compensating”?

  28. avatar cmiz says:

    If this turns into an “accidental discharge”, I’m leaving!

  29. avatar David says:

    Ok, we lost the bet, can we change now?

    What do you mean hot waxing is next?

  30. avatar USMC 0331 says:

    I don’t always drink beer while carrying a gun, but when I do I prefer to be wearing a banana hammock

  31. avatar Jay1987 says:

    The agents of the Secret Service swimsuit calendar didn’t sell as well as had been hoped by the Obama administration. Unfortunately the calendar increased the national debt by 247 billion dollars while bringin in only 50 cents.

  32. avatar mark_anthony_78 says:

    Early adopters of the new HKS Speedo Loader

  33. avatar Ninja what? says:

    Spurberry police mother f*****!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Super Troopers. Meow.

  34. avatar Greg in Allston says:

    Porn ‘staches, perms, Speedos, shoulder rigs, Buds and muddy water. EWWWW! Thank God that they’re not glistening in tanning butter. There simply isn’t enough eye bleach for that.

  35. avatar Chip says:

    Early promotional shot for the pilot of Starsky & Hutch.

    There were a few changes to the script after the pilot episode and the television viewing audience responded.

  36. avatar S.CROCK says:

    ummm… i really don’t want to think of a clever comment on this photo. i really don’t want to think about this photo at all.

  37. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    The writers of Guns and Ammo look for new jobs as models for “Dickhead Swimwear”!!

  38. avatar Model 31 says:

    So, how was New York?

    Don’t Ask.

  39. avatar wheelsucker says:

    “We like to party”

  40. avatar peirsonb says:

    Tired of being blamed for damaging the gun rights cause open carriers FINALLY come up with a plan to make sure no one notices the guns….

  41. avatar Ima Yeti says:

    Finally it became clear how Hans and Franz had avoided being victims of violence.

  42. avatar Dickie J says:

    Operator as f*ck.

  43. avatar Chad says:

    rorschach test… Miami Vice style

  44. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Speedos, cheesy mustaches, revolvers, aviator glasses and Bud – you gotta love the ’80s!

  45. avatar WoodyTX says:

    Um, Dad? Is that you in this picture?

  46. avatar Steve D. says:

    This pair arrived too late for the Magnum P.I. convention. They were both detained by TSA for carrying suspicious packages.

  47. avatar Jim Lavin says:

    What open carry would look like in Europe.

  48. avatar John L. says:

    Shark, prepare to be jumped!

  49. avatar Logan says:

    After being searched by the TSA, they still made it onto the

  50. avatar Roscoe says:

    Starski and Hutch, redux.

  51. avatar mike w says:

    the dude abides

  52. avatar 24/7 Pro says:

    Dirk Diggler and Shannon Watts (TM) family photo at the river.

  53. avatar Hal says:

    FPS Russia’s dads on vacation…

  54. avatar Phil says:

    IWB just didn’t work.

  55. avatar Phil says:

    Cold beer, cold water, hot lead.

  56. avatar G says:


  57. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    The lifeguards are Lake Comeoniwannalaya take their job very seriously, just don’t turn your back on them…

  58. avatar Kyle in CT says:

    “I got your banana clip right here . . .”

  59. avatar Jason says:

    James Yeager, Dirk, and Shannon’s (TM) weekend on the river.

  60. avatar C says:

    Operator as f**k.

  61. avatar JasonM says:

    Sick of being told that mixing alcohol and firearms was absolutely the stupidest thing they could do, Frank and Bill decided to prove just how wrong their wives were.

  62. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Barack Obamas Real Secret Service Men!!

  63. avatar KCK says:

    The Zardoz twins were the actual inspiration for one of Sean Connery’s less successful movie roles.

  64. avatar Fred says:

    Dirk Diggler and Matt in FL continue the hunt for Shannon Watts.

  65. avatar Ted says:

    Promo shot for: “Brokeback 911”

  66. avatar sbk510 says:

    Dick Gozinya and Buster Hymen star in Quentin Tarantino’s prequel to ‘Pulp Fiction’ titled ‘The Truth About Guns’.

  67. avatar CA.Ben says:

    Their sons would one day band together into the legend known as Carnik Con.

  68. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    We’re from the government and we only want to help. *wink*

  69. avatar Steven says:

    Policemen’s calendar photo shoot – July 1984

  70. avatar Pat says:

    After being sold fake steroids, and drunk on cheap beer, they have come to get their money back.

  71. avatar brian says:

    Filming on the set of Gator III quickly devolved into… this.

  72. avatar RenegadeDave says:

    “I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m HAMMERED DRUNK!”

  73. avatar Aharon says:

    Eric Holder (not pictured) on vacation with his two favorite body guards.

  74. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Tubbs and Crocket take a break for a swim during episode 27.

  75. avatar jcg101 says:

    Alabama 5.0

  76. avatar Peter says:

    Due to massive budget cuts, Naval SEAL teams were issued minimal equipment.

  77. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    Shrinkage, you never heard of shrinkage? I swear it’s just shrinkage.

  78. avatar A-Rod says:

    Packin’ Heat and Packin’ Meat.

  79. avatar Ed says:

    Crockett and Tubbs Europe

  80. avatar Nick says:

    Would anybody else be proud as anything if either of those gents were their father?

  81. avatar Devin says:

    Welcome to Louisiana!

  82. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    A young Eric Holder and his ‘pal’ suck down a couple of Buds while they relax along the shores of the Big Muddy.

  83. avatar Sammy says:

    Conceal carry problems continue to plague Louisianan’s NRA swim team.

  84. avatar Chris says:

    “What do you mean, ‘Where do we conceal the piece?'”

  85. avatar jcamp says:

    Dan Zimmerman & friend

  86. avatar Travis says:

    Badges?! We don’t need no stinking badges!

  87. avatar FahQ says:

    This photo is so manly it just nocked up your sister

  88. avatar RKflorida says:

    1. Informal. an utterly foolish or senseless person. (See Picture Above)
    2. Psychology . (no longer in technical use; considered offensive) a person of the lowest order in a former and discarded classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
    1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull.

  89. avatar Don Urbatsch says:

    The open carry movement has taken the next step. It’s your right to carry, it’s your right to be hairy, and damn it if you’re gonna let anyone tell you other wise.

  90. avatar Pete says:

    How many guns do you see?

  91. avatar Ken says:

    “O. K. Starsky, you distract them while I hide the evidence so no one will ever know we drank Budweisers!

  92. avatar Mrlyle says:

    Reno 911 on their day off.

  93. avatar Dallassoxfan says:

    If this is their idea of concealed carry, I don’t want to see their idea of open carry.

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