Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 8, 2013 105 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Magic ATF Ball! Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) 105 COMMENTS “Leghorn and Farago spend a weekend on the river.” Reply http://9gag.com/gag/5533272 Reply Always carry. Never tell. Never! Reply Crockett & Tubbs faced an IAD inquiry after one too many people asked to see the pieces they were packing. Reply What is seen cannot be unseen. Reply Alas, the window which blocked this view was broken. Reply Ok guys really? I didn’t give you permission to print my photo! 😉 Reply Of course we know how to relax and have a good time; Witness this photo. . . Reply Hang out with Sock-It and Flubbs on the next episode of My Hairy Yikes! Reply “Goose, you big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever.” Reply LMAO! Reply Heat. Its the only thing they are packing. Reply Fire Island Security. Reply Just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD. Reply Yes Carmen, the boys are doin’ good–only 24 years old and startin’ 10th grade already. They been watchin’ CHIPS and thinkin’ about bein’ motorcycle cops… Reply NBC’s hottest new series: “Key West Vice” Reply LOL! Perhaps they will finally catch a break in that body-paint smuggling case? Reply Winner! Reply Or they’re secret service in the Key West Wing Reply Winner! Reply The trailer park… it is strong in this photo Reply The concealed carry competition five minutes before being ruled unbeatable. Reply Low speed, low drag. Reply If your gun is covered by body-hair, does that count as concealed? Reply On a side note who wants to bet one of em married their cousin and the other took his sister to prom and was the only one to get lucky that night? Reply You got a redneck fetish? Reply Only slightly somethin bout a guy with 3 teeth and a closely related wife makes me giggle that and one of em kinda resembles Joe Dirt. Reply Starsky & Hutch model the original Miami Rig. And holsters too. Reply Dude the hell with concealment. clearly they are red shirts, undercover, from the Enterprise. Note the Tribble ( or Donald Trump’s hair piece) in the lower right of the picture. Clearly they have beamed down to prevent the Tribble incursion of 1985. Reply TTAG: Come for the misogyny… Stay for…whatever *that* is. Reply 🙂 Reply Remember Remember The 5th of November, the gunpowder plot and VICE, Vice,Vice (Miami!) Reply Locked, and bloated…… Reply AMERICA! F*CK YEAH! Reply Barney Miller’s detectives wait to get their leisure suits back from the cleaners. Reply Speedo……….. we make the draw faster. Reply What do you mean, “This swimsuit is proof That I am compensating”? Reply If this turns into an “accidental discharge”, I’m leaving! Reply Ok, we lost the bet, can we change now? What do you mean hot waxing is next? Reply I don’t always drink beer while carrying a gun, but when I do I prefer to be wearing a banana hammock Reply The agents of the Secret Service swimsuit calendar didn’t sell as well as had been hoped by the Obama administration. Unfortunately the calendar increased the national debt by 247 billion dollars while bringin in only 50 cents. Reply Early adopters of the new HKS Speedo Loader Reply Spurberry police mother f*****! Reply Super Troopers. Meow. Reply Porn ‘staches, perms, Speedos, shoulder rigs, Buds and muddy water. EWWWW! Thank God that they’re not glistening in tanning butter. There simply isn’t enough eye bleach for that. Reply Early promotional shot for the pilot of Starsky & Hutch. There were a few changes to the script after the pilot episode and the television viewing audience responded. Reply ummm… i really don’t want to think of a clever comment on this photo. i really don’t want to think about this photo at all. Reply The writers of Guns and Ammo look for new jobs as models for “Dickhead Swimwear”!! Reply So, how was New York? Don’t Ask. Reply “We like to party” Reply Tired of being blamed for damaging the gun rights cause open carriers FINALLY come up with a plan to make sure no one notices the guns…. Reply Finally it became clear how Hans and Franz had avoided being victims of violence. Reply Operator as f*ck. Reply rorschach test… Miami Vice style Reply Speedos, cheesy mustaches, revolvers, aviator glasses and Bud – you gotta love the ’80s! Reply Um, Dad? Is that you in this picture? Reply This pair arrived too late for the Magnum P.I. convention. They were both detained by TSA for carrying suspicious packages. Reply What open carry would look like in Europe. Reply Shark, prepare to be jumped! Reply After being searched by the TSA, they still made it onto the Reply Starski and Hutch, redux. Reply the dude abides Reply Dirk Diggler and Shannon Watts (TM) family photo at the river. Reply FPS Russia’s dads on vacation… Reply IWB just didn’t work. Reply Cold beer, cold water, hot lead. Reply Molon labe Reply “Ladies” Reply The lifeguards are Lake Comeoniwannalaya take their job very seriously, just don’t turn your back on them… Reply “I got your banana clip right here . . .” Reply James Yeager, Dirk, and Shannon’s (TM) weekend on the river. Reply Operator as f**k. Reply Sick of being told that mixing alcohol and firearms was absolutely the stupidest thing they could do, Frank and Bill decided to prove just how wrong their wives were. Reply Barack Obamas Real Secret Service Men!! Reply The Zardoz twins were the actual inspiration for one of Sean Connery’s less successful movie roles. Reply Dirk Diggler and Matt in FL continue the hunt for Shannon Watts. Reply Promo shot for: “Brokeback 911” Reply Dick Gozinya and Buster Hymen star in Quentin Tarantino’s prequel to ‘Pulp Fiction’ titled ‘The Truth About Guns’. Reply Their sons would one day band together into the legend known as Carnik Con. Reply We’re from the government and we only want to help. *wink* Reply Policemen’s calendar photo shoot – July 1984 Reply After being sold fake steroids, and drunk on cheap beer, they have come to get their money back. Reply Filming on the set of Gator III quickly devolved into… this. Reply “I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m HAMMERED DRUNK!” Reply Eric Holder (not pictured) on vacation with his two favorite body guards. Reply Tubbs and Crocket take a break for a swim during episode 27. Reply Alabama 5.0 Reply Due to massive budget cuts, Naval SEAL teams were issued minimal equipment. Reply Shrinkage, you never heard of shrinkage? I swear it’s just shrinkage. Reply Packin’ Heat and Packin’ Meat. Reply Crockett and Tubbs Europe Reply Would anybody else be proud as anything if either of those gents were their father? Reply Welcome to Louisiana! Reply A young Eric Holder and his ‘pal’ suck down a couple of Buds while they relax along the shores of the Big Muddy. Reply Conceal carry problems continue to plague Louisianan’s NRA swim team. Reply “What do you mean, ‘Where do we conceal the piece?'” Reply Dan Zimmerman & friend Reply Badges?! We don’t need no stinking badges! Reply This photo is so manly it just nocked up your sister Reply idiot id·i·ot [id-ee-uht] noun 1. Informal. an utterly foolish or senseless person. (See Picture Above) 2. Psychology . (no longer in technical use; considered offensive) a person of the lowest order in a former and discarded classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25. Synonyms 1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull. Reply The open carry movement has taken the next step. It’s your right to carry, it’s your right to be hairy, and damn it if you’re gonna let anyone tell you other wise. Reply How many guns do you see? Reply “O. K. Starsky, you distract them while I hide the evidence so no one will ever know we drank Budweisers! Reply Reno 911 on their day off. Reply If this is their idea of concealed carry, I don’t want to see their idea of open carry. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.