I mean…might I suggest at least putting loaded mags in the Velveeta box? Great place for linked ammo, though, for the ol’ belt-fed!
I mean…might I suggest at least putting loaded mags in the Velveeta box? Great place for linked ammo, though, for the ol’ belt-fed!
Sorry but this meme is way too cheesy.
Don’t spread that around.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese…
No, wait…
I’m glad I’m not laughtose intolerant!
No, wait…
I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate.
Your delivery could have been creamier.
Smoother, wasn’t that part of their slogan? Either way you slice it, both work.
Did Haz really say that? How dairy?
Don’t be so sharpe, mild is the way to go. Maybe he’s getting olde and needs to be put out to pastuer… (okay, the last one was a reach).
Ouch. I was feeling grate, but now I’m bleu.
You got smoked.
Gouda onah you!
Gotta admit that I find ammo in place of true velveeta part of me will be disappointed.
Now, if it was full of primers…
Downunder primers are selling for 20+c each when bought in 1000 unit bricks.
Actually more expensive than my projectiles.
Ouch!
$110 – $119 per thousand is the average going price here in northwest Montana…Magnum and Benchrest primers generally are $120 – $150 thousand.
Has anyone seen any of those primers that new company in Texas was supposed to be making and selling by now?
Ask a U Crane Ian
Eating ammo is probably healthier (and tastier) than Velveeta. And it has just as much actual cheese as a box of Velveeta.
Define “eating ammo” …
I would take $50 worth of ammo over $8 of cheese, but that’s just my take…
Wonder how much C4 that box would hold?
Better yet,the two quarter pound blocks of TNT and associated eclectrical caps…
My preferred flavor is Semtex. YMMV
Marzipan flavor? That’s what I’ve heard from spy novels.
its not really cheese, you know. If you have to melt it to eat it…..
It even says it’s not really cheese right on the box. It’s Pasteurized Recipe Cheese Product.
I have to admit, though, that a lump of Velveeta melted with a can of spicy Rotel makes an addictive corn chip dip.
A different Metaphore question is when you bring the cheese who are you going to melt?
The legendary Philly cheesesteak sandwich is made with Cheez-Whiz. Which is why I never dine in Philly.
That’s Mexican Cartel cheese, says so right on the box. And its only $6.99. Wow
Comment in jail.
Ahh hah, mezkin car tell spelled correctly. Word press is way fun. Thanx government you make freedom of speech the real deal.
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druther an ammo can filled with bricks of extra sharp vermont cheddar.
i love saying “queso blanco”:
kay-so…blon-ko
repeat ofter me:
kay – so…
blon – ko…
white cheese
white cheese
Benny was the cooler Blanco. He was from the Bronx.
It’s just too dumb to be funny given the joke. Someone’s breaking in so you’re going to go to your kitchen, unbox your strangely hidden ammo, load it into a mag, then load your gun.
You shoot them first, then finish them off with what’s in the box.
Bonus points if it’s *real* Valveeta that you heat to boiling and then pour down their throat while cackling like a Arsacid or Persian about “liquid gold”.
Triple bonus points if you can do it in ancient Parthian or Persian.
Those dudes knew how to party.
I have GOVERNMENT CHEESE, the Lake City M855 variety.
Individually packaged in delicious 62g servings! Just heat, serve and enjoy!