Home Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: Get The Velveeta Edition Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: Get The Velveeta Edition By Jeremy S. - October 5, 2022 37 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ I mean…might I suggest at least putting loaded mags in the Velveeta box? Great place for linked ammo, though, for the ol’ belt-fed! ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Carry vs Range Ammo Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition 37 COMMENTS Sorry but this meme is way too cheesy. Reply Don’t spread that around. Reply Sweet dreams are made of cheese… No, wait… I’m glad I’m not laughtose intolerant! No, wait… I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate. Reply Your delivery could have been creamier. Reply Smoother, wasn’t that part of their slogan? Either way you slice it, both work. Did Haz really say that? How dairy? Reply Don’t be so sharpe, mild is the way to go. Maybe he’s getting olde and needs to be put out to pastuer… (okay, the last one was a reach). Ouch. I was feeling grate, but now I’m bleu. You got smoked. Gouda onah you! Gotta admit that I find ammo in place of true velveeta part of me will be disappointed. Now, if it was full of primers… Reply Downunder primers are selling for 20+c each when bought in 1000 unit bricks. Actually more expensive than my projectiles. Reply Ouch! $110 – $119 per thousand is the average going price here in northwest Montana…Magnum and Benchrest primers generally are $120 – $150 thousand. Has anyone seen any of those primers that new company in Texas was supposed to be making and selling by now? Reply Ask a U Crane Ian Eating ammo is probably healthier (and tastier) than Velveeta. And it has just as much actual cheese as a box of Velveeta. Reply Define “eating ammo” … Reply I would take $50 worth of ammo over $8 of cheese, but that’s just my take… Reply Wonder how much C4 that box would hold? Reply Better yet,the two quarter pound blocks of TNT and associated eclectrical caps… Reply My preferred flavor is Semtex. YMMV Reply Marzipan flavor? That’s what I’ve heard from spy novels. Reply its not really cheese, you know. If you have to melt it to eat it….. Reply It even says it’s not really cheese right on the box. It’s Pasteurized Recipe Cheese Product. I have to admit, though, that a lump of Velveeta melted with a can of spicy Rotel makes an addictive corn chip dip. Reply A different Metaphore question is when you bring the cheese who are you going to melt? Reply The legendary Philly cheesesteak sandwich is made with Cheez-Whiz. Which is why I never dine in Philly. Reply That’s Mexican Cartel cheese, says so right on the box. And its only $6.99. Wow Reply Comment in jail. Ahh hah, mezkin car tell spelled correctly. Word press is way fun. Thanx government you make freedom of speech the real deal. Reply According to The Firearm Blog > BREAKING: GLOCK Carbine – CONFIRMED > https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2022/10/05/breaking-glock-carbine-confirmed/ Reply druther an ammo can filled with bricks of extra sharp vermont cheddar. Reply i love saying “queso blanco”: kay-so…blon-ko repeat ofter me: kay – so… blon – ko… Reply white cheese white cheese Reply Benny was the cooler Blanco. He was from the Bronx. Reply It’s just too dumb to be funny given the joke. Someone’s breaking in so you’re going to go to your kitchen, unbox your strangely hidden ammo, load it into a mag, then load your gun. Reply You shoot them first, then finish them off with what’s in the box. Bonus points if it’s *real* Valveeta that you heat to boiling and then pour down their throat while cackling like a Arsacid or Persian about “liquid gold”. Triple bonus points if you can do it in ancient Parthian or Persian. Reply Those dudes knew how to party. Reply I have GOVERNMENT CHEESE, the Lake City M855 variety. Reply Individually packaged in delicious 62g servings! Just heat, serve and enjoy! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.