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  1. You can pick your nose
    You can pick your friends
    you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

    • My cosmetic surgeon disagrees. He says if you’re paying, you can pick your friend’s nose.

      • My cosmetic surgeon… “

        You know, I kinda figured it fella like you would have a cosmetic surgeon…

        “Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity”

        • Liar69er — can’t win an argument in the forum, so you follow me to the open thread to attempt an insult?

          If you want to be a smartass, you have to be smart. Otherwise, you’re just an ass.

        • How did you get your front-hole tucked, miner-freak-show?
          Another self-extincting lefty-extremist. I love it!

        • Tim,

          It’s no longer proper to refer to it as a “front hole”, it is officially (at least in the ‘minds’ of the deranged Leftist/fascists) a “bonus hole”. But MajorLiar is nothing if not a thoroughgoing quarter-wit. My dear daddy used to say, “The boy thinks he’s a wit, and he’s half right.” Unfortunately, in MajorLiar’s case, he’s only a quarter right (at best).

    • back in college, I remember somebody said they tried picking a friend’s nose – just to prove that claim is false. don’t remember him claiming to have been successful.

  2. I tried to convince the boss that 2:23 was basically the same as 5:56 and I should have been home almost 2 hours ago.

  3. Why does coffee seem colder then water when they are both at room temperature?
    I believe clocks were invented to avoid exclusion and enslave everyone equally.
    “Work starts at two hands after sunup, if you show up 5 minutes late your fired.”
    Oh so that explains the absence of asians and why all the black guys are early.

    • Because room temperature water is drinkable and tastes okay.

      Room temperature coffee? Bleccchhhhh …

    • My dad stopped wearing a watch when he retired. He owns a cell phone, but never even turns it on. I’ll often drink room temp coffee if I didn’t finish it in time. Black. No sugar.

      • Dude,

        “I’ll often drink room temp coffee if I didn’t finish it in time.”

        I occasionally enjoy iced coffee, but are you SURE you want to admit to that particular sin in public???? Hot coffee is great, and iced coffee is pretty good, but room-temperature coffee is heinous (but it’s temperature is STILL higher than MajorLiar’s IQ).

    • Thanks, now my days are 36 hours long to accommodate 7mm, 9mm, and 10mm between the previously invented a.m. and p.m. ones.

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