BREAKING: Atlanta Police Officers Suffer Blue Flu Pandemic Tonight. Residents on Their Own.

It could be a long couple of days in “Hotlanta.”  Folks who live there may have no police response tonight into tomorrow after a “blue flu” pandemic ran rampant through the department this afternoon and evening. Cops are angry about the politically-motivated felony murder prosecution of now-fired officer Garrett Rolfe. Rolfe shot Rayshard Brooks last […]

Amateur Trap Association Moving The Grand American From Illinois to Missouri

Actions have consequences. Illinois Governor JB Pritzker’s (political) science-based ChiCom flu restrictions precluded the Land of Lincoln from hosting The Grand American national trap shooting championships in Sparta, Illinois. So the Amateur Trap Association, acting rationally, has moved the massive event to Missouri where that state’s residents and governor are “ecstatic” to host everyone. Built […]

Anoka County Sheriff: Minneapolis Must ‘Live With the Consequences’ If It Disbands Police Department

Anoka County (Minnesota) Sheriff James Stuart revealed his thoughts on the possibility of the Minneapolis City Council disbanding the city’s police department. Earlier stories have suggested that sheriff’s deputies would pick up some of the law enforcement duties after Minneapolis shuts down its own PD. Sheriff Stuart says he’s not interested in sending his deputies […]

FEDS: Angry Leftist Brings Rifle to Lubbock George Floyd Protest to ‘Off Racists and MAGA People’ [VIDEO]

A “peaceful” George Floyd protest rally nearly turned into a bloodbath as a radical leftist brought a rifle. While open carrying a rifle in Texas remains perfectly legal, brandishing it to “off racists and MAGA people” is not. Cops initially arrested 25-year-old Emmanuel Quinones Saturday after he brandished his AR-15 rifle at a rally in […]

More Biden Self-Defense Advice: A Knife-Wielding Assailant is ‘Unarmed’; Cops Should Shoot For the Leg

Pity poor Joe Biden. Every day he’s out in public makes him a convenient punchline for more jokes about diminished mental capacity and inappropriate touching of women and children. Yesterday he paused in a Delaware church to dispense more of his invaluable personal defense advice for America’s police officers who are currently occupied, trying to […]

BLOODY CHICAGO: 24 Killed, 66 Wounded Over a Violent Weekend

Chicago PD’s new Superintendent David Brown had a bad weekend. But not as bad as the 24 people who were killed over that span. While Chicago’s finest toiled at dealing with looters near Michigan Avenue, the criminals ignored all social distancing requirements and left a gruesome toll: two dozen dead and 66 wounded. HeyJackass.com has […]