Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win an XS Sights T-Shirt

Last week’s winner was Ma808. If you’d like to win a t-shirt from XS Sights, enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight. Good luck.


  1. avatar AlanInFL says:

    You call that a gun? That is for a lady purse.. it has no stopping power.

  2. avatar Vhyrus says:

    What? I’m sorry, I can’t stop staring at your cartoonishly small gun and poor trigger discipline.

  3. avatar Scott says:

    That’s cute. What’s it going to be when it grows up?

  4. avatar Justin says:

    Couldn’t afford a PPK?

  5. avatar AaronW says:

    “Now, Mr. Landau, do you really want to take a bullet for that obnoxious Vincent Price wanna-be standing behind you?”

  6. avatar Joe R. says:

    Although he hated the term, he was definitely beginning to feel “triggered”.

    1. avatar Rick the Bear says:

      Good one.

  7. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    “I’m afraid that you have embarked on an impossible mission. Give up while you still are able.”

  8. avatar Bostonirish14 says:

    Let’s finish this stopping power vs shot placement argument once and for all

  9. avatar Tim says:

    Your wiener-gun sucks. And you’re holding it wrong.

  10. “Finally caught you Agent Smart. Now you’re gonna ge…..”

    “I’m not Maxwell Smart, my nam…..”

    Dang it ! Missed him ‘by that much’ again !”

  11. avatar FlaFrogman says:

    I hope you brought a bigger gun!

  12. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Look at me when I’m pointing my gun at ya.

  13. avatar Jml37 says:

    Seriously, have a Tic Tac.

  14. avatar Omer says:

    What do you think you’re going to do with that? Kill me? HA! You can’t kill me! I’ve been dead for three weeks!

  15. avatar Mr. Pawn says:

    Oh that was a gun in your pocket! I thought you were happy to see me.

  16. avatar JDH says:

    Didn’t you read the Beretta safety manual? It says keepa u finger offa da trigger unless you a gonna shoota someone. Oh shit.

  17. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “You do realize that is the cigarette lighter I keep in my top desk drawer, right?”

  18. avatar Gregolas says:

    “On second thought, Maitre’D, the table next to the kitchen door will be just fine!”

  19. avatar Timmy! says:

    Awwww, ain’t that cute? Do they make one for men?

  20. avatar Whoreson Beast says:

    Judy, Judy, Judy

  21. avatar Southern Cross says:

    Your gun is dribbling.

  22. avatar skiff says:

    I got set up by Mr. Phelps so that he would have my wife Cinnamon all to himself!

  23. Thank God Glocks haven’t been invented yet. I’d be dead right now.
    Safety is on and ambidextrous guns are not in production either.
    So, not so impossible after all.

  24. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “it’s my WIFE’S goldenlabradoodle!”

  25. avatar Chazbo says:

    I thought the garlic smell was from the Beretta until I caught a whiff of your

  26. avatar Penetty says:

    Little did they realise, that it was actually Leonard Nimoy, in a Martin Landau latex mask.

  27. avatar Erikr says:

    The only reason you like that pistol, is because it makes your hands look big.

  28. avatar passthebrass says:

    *spit* “Rub my spit into it and you might have a real gun afterward.”

  29. avatar Pat. H says:

    I wish TTAG would publish the winning caption.

  30. avatar AFGus says:

    Uh…finger off the trigger Mr.Phelps! Didn’t the IMF teach you anything?!

    1. avatar Rick the Bear says:

      That looks like Mr. Briggs to me.

  31. avatar Another Jason says:

    Don Draper, you nailed my wife for the last time.

  32. avatar Mark D says:

    You obviously aren’t compensating, that gun is tiny.

  33. avatar 5spot says:

    Is that a High Point? Ok, go ahead and pull the trigger. I’ll take my chances.

  34. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    I now only see 12 comments???

  35. avatar Allen says:

    “I’ve seen this movie, it’s loaded with blanks!”

  36. avatar General Zod says:

    “Keep pointing that pistol at me and were gonna find out how deeply it can be concealed, pal…”

  37. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    I sure would be nice to see some, heck, any! of the reported 38 comments.

    edit: Must be gremlins. When I tried to see the comments there were none. After posting this one, they appeared.

  38. avatar Setarip says:

    I double dog dare ya to pull my trigger!

  39. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “When I say ‘now!’ duck to your left and I’ll shoot the guy with the sparse mustache. I really hate sparse mustaches.”

  40. avatar PeterK says:

    I never thought I’d see a gun that makes a hi-point look manly.

  41. avatar KENT B says:

    Uh, I’m not from the government to take your gun. You can keep it!

  42. avatar AFGus says:

    43 responses and all I can actually see is 1 response? What’s going on here?

  43. avatar LHW says:

    Put that little mouse gun away, I can only be killed by a caliber that begins with a 4.

  44. avatar Lance F says:

    Should I tell him that his watch for the smart gun is on the other wrist?

  45. avatar tmm says:

    You can’t kill me…I’m already dead.

  46. “There are two ways to de-cock this pistol, and I’m leaning towards the fun one.”

  47. avatar Jason W says:

    I’ll play your game…wait is that your booger finger?

  48. avatar Klause Von Schmitto says:

    Thinking: Hmmmm. Where is the loaded chamber indicator on that thing?

  49. avatar jetsman says:

    Gray suit guys always win, people in black suits are the bad guys!

  50. avatar Phil says:

    Eew, there’s a booger up to your knuckle.

  51. avatar Law Dog says:

    Do you guys shop at the same store? I will shoot the next man I see wearing a grey suit.

  52. avatar John says:

    I guess I didn’t win the Cadillac or the steak knives?

  53. avatar Philip Przepierski says:

    I hate skinny neckties!

  54. avatar Somebody Special says:

    Does anyone else notice the concerned look of the guy behind him?

  55. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “That’s a purty li’l thang”

  56. avatar UnPC Aussie says:

    Cute but do they have a man sized option?

  57. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “here, you collect cracker jack prizes…”

  58. avatar Dead enders says:

    Does this pistol go with my suit?

  59. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “that’s not a tilt barrel… damnit, i hate you armslist jerks.”

  60. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “here, i’ll show you how to get a perfectly straight part without your comb.”

  61. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “everything here is made of chocolate. go ahead, take a bite.”

  62. avatar KCK says:

    OK, OK I’ll accept the mission!

  63. avatar Phil LA says:

    I coulda’ had a V8!

  64. avatar yuck says:

    Check out this reset!

  65. avatar YAR0892 says:

    I feel like I’m gonna break this damn thing!

  66. avatar TrappedInCommiefornia says:

    “How cute, does your wife know you took her gun?”

  67. avatar C.S. says:

    Hmm, what an unusual location to place the safety…

  68. avatar C. C. Mayo says:

    “If you say, ‘Not my president, one more time, I’m gonna’…”

  69. avatar djb says:

    It won’t be NOS anymore if you pull the trigger.

  70. avatar CCDWGUY says:

    While yours is half cocked, mine is full cocked and bigger, good luck with that!!

  71. avatar jwm says:

    You are, without a doubt, the best dressed mugger I’ve ever encountered.

  72. avatar maxximus2012 says:


    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      now i’m wondering if henry rollins is a gun guy.

  73. avatar Larry Cowden says:

    Of course you realize NYS doesn’t honor CCW reciprocity and I will have to place you under arrest!

  74. avatar Doug Allen says:

    “Mr. Laundau… I thought I made our company’s policy on half-Windsor knots abundantly clear…”

  75. avatar macnorfin says:

    All right, Space 1999 sucked. But Barbera Bain was really hot. What was I supposed to do?

  76. avatar Militant Centrist says:

    “Don’t worry, it didn’t break the skin.”

  77. avatar SteveD says:

    “Let me get that spot off of your lapel for you.”

  78. avatar Bigal says:

    You sure you don’t want to use both hands to tame that beast? It may help with that righty safety…

  79. avatar LeopoldStotch says:

    “You really wanna piss me off? Go ahead and pull the trigger then….”

  80. avatar Navillus says:

    Pencil thin mustache guy- “Hey, boss, remember the Fourth Rule of Gun Safety! Looking at the tiny pistol you are using to compensate for your pelvic shortcomings, I know you’ve never experienced over-penetration. But, trust me- it’s real!”

  81. avatar Navillus says:

    Martin Landau- “Man, if your pistol was any smaller, this Caption Contest would be hosted at ‘The Truth About Paperweights’ web site.”

  82. avatar Navillus says:

    Guy with gun- “Damn it, didn’t you see the memo about the company dress code? It said- “No more matchy-matchy necktie & pocket square! Ever!”

  83. avatar Kenneth Edwards says:

    You do know LEFTY you did not disengage your safety !

  84. avatar BOOSH! says:

    Guy with the gun: Turn all of your guns in now, or you’ll be sorry.

  85. Your wife does a better job than this.

  86. avatar Mr. Dent says:

    “Is…is that the Mark V model? I’ll give ya $500 for it.”

    Don’t give us a link re: previous winning captions unless YOU TELL US WHAT THE WINNING CAPTION WAS!!! Otherwise, what’s the point?

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