Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win an XS Sights T-Shirt Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win an XS Sights T-Shirt By Dan Zimmerman - August 4, 2017 90 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Last week’s winner was Ma808. If you’d like to win a t-shirt from XS Sights, enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight. Good luck. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Post Views: 52 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 90 COMMENTS You call that a gun? That is for a lady purse.. it has no stopping power. Reply What? I’m sorry, I can’t stop staring at your cartoonishly small gun and poor trigger discipline. Reply That’s cute. What’s it going to be when it grows up? Reply Couldn’t afford a PPK? Reply “Now, Mr. Landau, do you really want to take a bullet for that obnoxious Vincent Price wanna-be standing behind you?” Reply Although he hated the term, he was definitely beginning to feel “triggered”. Reply Good one. Reply “I’m afraid that you have embarked on an impossible mission. Give up while you still are able.” Reply Let’s finish this stopping power vs shot placement argument once and for all Reply Your wiener-gun sucks. And you’re holding it wrong. Reply “Finally caught you Agent Smart. Now you’re gonna ge…..” “I’m not Maxwell Smart, my nam…..” Dang it ! Missed him ‘by that much’ again !” Reply I hope you brought a bigger gun! Reply Look at me when I’m pointing my gun at ya. Reply Seriously, have a Tic Tac. Reply What do you think you’re going to do with that? Kill me? HA! You can’t kill me! I’ve been dead for three weeks! Reply Oh that was a gun in your pocket! I thought you were happy to see me. Reply Didn’t you read the Beretta safety manual? It says keepa u finger offa da trigger unless you a gonna shoota someone. Oh shit. Reply “You do realize that is the cigarette lighter I keep in my top desk drawer, right?” Reply “On second thought, Maitre’D, the table next to the kitchen door will be just fine!” Reply Awwww, ain’t that cute? Do they make one for men? Reply Judy, Judy, Judy Reply Your gun is dribbling. Reply I got set up by Mr. Phelps so that he would have my wife Cinnamon all to himself! Reply Thank God Glocks haven’t been invented yet. I’d be dead right now. Safety is on and ambidextrous guns are not in production either. So, not so impossible after all. Reply “it’s my WIFE’S goldenlabradoodle!” Reply I thought the garlic smell was from the Beretta until I caught a whiff of your breath! Reply Little did they realise, that it was actually Leonard Nimoy, in a Martin Landau latex mask. Reply The only reason you like that pistol, is because it makes your hands look big. Reply *spit* “Rub my spit into it and you might have a real gun afterward.” Reply I wish TTAG would publish the winning caption. Reply Uh…finger off the trigger Mr.Phelps! Didn’t the IMF teach you anything?! Reply That looks like Mr. Briggs to me. Reply Don Draper, you nailed my wife for the last time. Reply You obviously aren’t compensating, that gun is tiny. Reply Is that a High Point? Ok, go ahead and pull the trigger. I’ll take my chances. Reply I now only see 12 comments??? Reply “I’ve seen this movie, it’s loaded with blanks!” Reply “Keep pointing that pistol at me and were gonna find out how deeply it can be concealed, pal…” Reply I sure would be nice to see some, heck, any! of the reported 38 comments. edit: Must be gremlins. When I tried to see the comments there were none. After posting this one, they appeared. Reply I double dog dare ya to pull my trigger! Reply “When I say ‘now!’ duck to your left and I’ll shoot the guy with the sparse mustache. I really hate sparse mustaches.” Reply I never thought I’d see a gun that makes a hi-point look manly. Reply Uh, I’m not from the government to take your gun. You can keep it! Reply 43 responses and all I can actually see is 1 response? What’s going on here? Reply Put that little mouse gun away, I can only be killed by a caliber that begins with a 4. Reply Should I tell him that his watch for the smart gun is on the other wrist? Reply You can’t kill me…I’m already dead. Reply “There are two ways to de-cock this pistol, and I’m leaning towards the fun one.” Reply I’ll play your game…wait is that your booger finger? Reply Thinking: Hmmmm. Where is the loaded chamber indicator on that thing? Reply Gray suit guys always win, people in black suits are the bad guys! Reply Eew, there’s a booger up to your knuckle. Reply Do you guys shop at the same store? I will shoot the next man I see wearing a grey suit. Reply I guess I didn’t win the Cadillac or the steak knives? Reply I hate skinny neckties! Reply Does anyone else notice the concerned look of the guy behind him? Reply “That’s a purty li’l thang” Reply Cute but do they have a man sized option? Reply “here, you collect cracker jack prizes…” Reply Does this pistol go with my suit? Reply “that’s not a tilt barrel… damnit, i hate you armslist jerks.” Reply “here, i’ll show you how to get a perfectly straight part without your comb.” Reply “everything here is made of chocolate. go ahead, take a bite.” Reply OK, OK I’ll accept the mission! Reply I coulda’ had a V8! Reply Check out this reset! Reply Light? Reply I feel like I’m gonna break this damn thing! Reply “How cute, does your wife know you took her gun?” Reply Hmm, what an unusual location to place the safety… Reply “If you say, ‘Not my president, one more time, I’m gonna’…” Reply It won’t be NOS anymore if you pull the trigger. Reply While yours is half cocked, mine is full cocked and bigger, good luck with that!! Reply You are, without a doubt, the best dressed mugger I’ve ever encountered. Reply GET IN THE VAN Reply now i’m wondering if henry rollins is a gun guy. Reply Of course you realize NYS doesn’t honor CCW reciprocity and I will have to place you under arrest! Reply “Mr. Laundau… I thought I made our company’s policy on half-Windsor knots abundantly clear…” Reply All right, Space 1999 sucked. But Barbera Bain was really hot. What was I supposed to do? Reply “Don’t worry, it didn’t break the skin.” Reply “Let me get that spot off of your lapel for you.” Reply You sure you don’t want to use both hands to tame that beast? It may help with that righty safety… Reply “You really wanna piss me off? Go ahead and pull the trigger then….” Reply Pencil thin mustache guy- “Hey, boss, remember the Fourth Rule of Gun Safety! Looking at the tiny pistol you are using to compensate for your pelvic shortcomings, I know you’ve never experienced over-penetration. But, trust me- it’s real!” Reply Martin Landau- “Man, if your pistol was any smaller, this Caption Contest would be hosted at ‘The Truth About Paperweights’ web site.” Reply Guy with gun- “Damn it, didn’t you see the memo about the company dress code? It said- “No more matchy-matchy necktie & pocket square! Ever!” Reply You do know LEFTY you did not disengage your safety ! Reply Guy with the gun: Turn all of your guns in now, or you’ll be sorry. Reply Your wife does a better job than this. Reply “Is…is that the Mark V model? I’ll give ya $500 for it.” HEY, GUYS WHO RUN THE SITE! Don’t give us a link re: previous winning captions unless YOU TELL US WHAT THE WINNING CAPTION WAS!!! Otherwise, what’s the point? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. 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