Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Butler Creek ASAP AR15/M16 Mag Loader

Last week’s winner was Navillus. This week’s smart ass creative genius will win a Butler Creek ASAP Universal AR15/M16 Mag Loader courtesy Vista Outdoor. Get your entries in by Sunday midnight to be eligible.

 

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  1. avatar MyName says:

    She rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
    Though the streams are swollen
    Keep them doggies rollin’, rawhide

    1. avatar Joe R. says:

      no chaps, no socks, 1911 no GLOCKS,
      Beat their a_ _ with a big wet strap of . . . rawhide . . .

  2. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    let’s see how well you shoot while I give your pony an enema!

  3. avatar John Moses Browning says:

    Dear sirs, I do not want to know what you are doing, but I would ask that you return that model of 1911 in the enclosed envelope, forthwith. Thank you. JMB

  4. avatar Snatchums says:

    No caption. I just wanna know who sanctions those matches. Looks fun as fuck.

    I’m gonna be disappointed if it’s not a bouncy horse.

    1. That was an Iowa IDPA match.

      1. avatar NineShooter says:

        That kinda-sorta explains a lot…

      2. avatar Snatchums says:

        BUT ARE THE HORSES BOUNCY?

        1. avatar The Gray Poseur says:

          Tom: “I gotta look into doing that”.

          Instagram Taylor: “Oh shit, I just found an overlooked scenario in my training”

        2. avatar Justin says:

          They ran out of quarters.

      3. avatar James Earl Hoffa says:

        I thought they were showing another version of Brokeback Mountain 2. Lol Dan u send me my swabits yet?

    2. avatar Snatchums says:

      Ok then, my caption is: “Awwwww it’s not bouncy”

  5. Of course I’m ready for unbridled action! Is that even equestrian?

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      Clever! If I had such a button, I’d Like it!

      1. That was a good one but it is a sponsored reply so it disqualifies.

    2. avatar Shoeless Joe says:

      Seems like an exclamation rather than equestrian.

    3. avatar Snatchums says:

      A pun that didn’t make me want to scream at puppies, good job!

  6. avatar Shooter12 says:

    I spent so much money on this Cabot 1911 that I had to scrimp a bit on the horse.

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      Heh. Another good one…

  7. avatar Jon says:

    looks like another Springfield training academy…

  8. avatar Ma808 says:

    Mam mam horseplay isn’t allowed here.

  9. avatar AaronW says:

    This isn’t an IDPA match. It’s a really offbeat way of honoring the Denver Broncos.

  10. Isosceles vs. Wever is so last year. If you are not training with Tactical Concepts LLC. you are not getting the latest greatest firearms and defensiveness mindsetiveness innovation available to mankind in the history of mankindivity. Examples of this inovativeness include the quadsoscolese stance on display here.
    Go quad or go train with Yeagermeister.

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      Heh.

  11. avatar Shooter12 says:

    I don’t know what your problem is. It’s called “cowboy fantasy camp,” isn’t it? In MY fantasy the cowboys have 1911s and AR15s.

    1. avatar Mark N. says:

      The Wild Bunch 2? For that, you’d need a MA Deuce instead of a Gatling gun.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        The Wild Bunch used a water cooled Browning .30 cal. Not a gatling gun.

  12. avatar AaronW says:

    This is an ATF compliant horse – if it bucked, it could possibly create a trigger reset condition that would simulate automatic fire.

    1. avatar Joe R. says:

      IDPA Training for when the ATF has you over a barrel.

  13. avatar jwm says:

    “Ride. I used to jump my horse and ride. I had my six gun at my side. And I got shot but never died.”

  14. Baby, when I said:
    “Ride it, my pony
    My saddle’s waiting
    Come and jump on it”, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.

  15. PETA’s gonna have a field day.

  16. avatar Scott in IA says:

    M’am, the time doesn’t start until you insert a Quarter.

  17. Is this match measured in seconds or furlongs?

  18. The lesser known My Little Pony™, “Shooty McBlue-Bottom”

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      Heh.

  19. avatar Bernard says:

    I had my first orgasm on a horse. That’s why I’m a horse girl.

  20. avatar Jody says:

    Wilson Combat, maker of some of the finest horse barrel race guns sponsored this years champion

  21. ?She ran calling wildly-inaccurate fire!?

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      Heh. You folks are on FIRE today!

  22. avatar Mike Betts says:

    Nope. It just don’t feel right without a cowboy hat, boots, and a Colt Peacemaker.

  23. “Umm Ma’am? This a 4H project booth. You can shoot a .45 at the fair.”

  24. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Concierge-
    “Ah, newlyweds, would you like the bridal suite?”
    Groom-
    “No thanks, I’ll just hold onto her hair”

  25. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    “Shooter ready?”

    “Neigh!”

  26. avatar old air force says:

    “Shoot low, they are riding a Shetland”

  27. avatar Scott says:

    “Here’s a spare magazine and another quarter.”

  28. avatar Hippi says:

    Yes yes I know it looks silly but do you really have to keep humming the theme song to bonanza the whole time?

  29. avatar Ing says:

    Hobby, meet horse.

  30. avatar Ing says:

    The untold, behind-the-scenes story of Li’l Sebastian’s unexpected demise.

  31. avatar jwm says:

    “Wait until she finds out she’s sitting on a JATO bottle.”

    1. avatar AFGus says:

      LOL….. I wonder how many people on here even know what a JATO bottle is? ?

      1. avatar Mark N. says:

        I do I do! Do U2 too?

        1. avatar Snatchums says:

          For those that don’t, enjoy: https://youtu.be/VHOvoO-6nWQ

      2. avatar Hooda Thunkett says:

        JATO? Maybe too many oats and a lighter? Blue Angels…

        1. avatar Mike Betts says:

          Just out of curiosity I took to Google to see if “Fat Albert’s” take-offs were JATO or RATO. Google says both.

  32. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Lady, I realize your horse feed and vet bills aren’t gonna be a problem, but why do you have a shovel propped against the corral, it’s not like you are gonna have to clean up after your beast!

  33. avatar jwm says:

    How Slim Pickens trained for his part in Dr. Strange Glove.

  34. avatar Norincojay says:

    Once you get this down under a minute, we’ll work on you riding me like a horse.

  35. avatar Rim fire freak says:

    Army Cavaliers still training to shoot from the saddle. Admittedly the standards are not what they used to be but neither are the horses…

  36. avatar fiun dagner says:

    is the next station side-saddle?

  37. avatar Shawn says:

    Giddyyap!!

  38. avatar Heartbreaker says:

    “The Is-horse-eles stance has become quite popular among cowboy tactical operators”

  39. avatar OODAloop says:

    “Well…” said the Range Officer, glancing back over his shoulder at stage 3. He turned back towards me, with a resigned look on his face.

    “…Day 1 didn’t really go as planned. The first 2 stages were great, but then the first shooter on stage 3 was this New Yorker. He was all gung-ho, said he’d ridden one at Johnny Utah’ in Manhattan and all, and we believed him. Yeah, we took his word for it.”

    “You remember before Shorty’s got shut down and Dave the bartender would bet riders drinks against 8 seconds on the bull? Remember him actually having to pour many free ones? Yeah, neither do I. Apparently, he had some guy jack up the bull’s mechanicals and made it into some sorta super-toro.”

    “Well, that New Yorker got on the bull, the RO hit the buzzer, flipped the switch and Mr. Manhattan started flailing like a rag-doll in a pitbull’s jaws. Thank God he only had a single-stack .45 and not one of those STI wiz-bang race guns. Well, it took off so fast he just started bobbing like one of those crazy inflatable dancing men strapped to the back of a jet engine. Bullets were everywhere, folks were screaming and we realized we had REALLY fscked up designing that stage.”

    “After the shooting stopped and he came to rest on the now-crushed RO table, we found a few coolers and their carbonated contents had erupted when hit, John’s Chevy now had thru-and-thru door ventilation and, thank God, no one got shot. Mr. New Yorker even offered to replace the card table and tent he perforated.”

    “After that, we had a quick pow-wow and thanks to my niece, we were able to borrow her “roping pony”. So, while it’s not nearly as exciting as we had planned, the guy from American Medical Response doesn’t get any new clients. Thankfully, no-one has threatened to sue, but they did make us promise to not make next year’s shoot as exciting as this one.”

  40. avatar 870 man says:

    Hoofhearted?

  41. avatar AFGus says:

    Meanwhile, at the local Safeway……..

  42. avatar JasonM says:

    When her mother told her she had to share the horsey ride, Sally was a tad resistant.

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      Heh.

  43. avatar BLAMMO says:

    We’re just lucky that Jeff Cooper isn’t around to see this.

  44. avatar Gilbert says:

    Shoot that ear of corn and I’ll stop playing with your hooters.

  45. avatar Curtis in IL says:

    To hell with the photo and show us the video!

  46. avatar jwm says:

    Whoopi-ki-yay, motherfucker.

    1. avatar Joe R. says:

      I always was more partial to Roy Rogers.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I always preferred Dale Evans, myself. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

  47. avatar mike oregon says:

    Sir, if you are out of quarters give me the 1911 and dismount the quarter horse.

  48. avatar 5spot says:

    Where’s the quarter slot to get this thing rolling?

  49. You can have a real horse too, when you grow up.

  50. avatar Anonymoose says:

    A horse is a horse
    of course, of course
    and no one can shoot from a horse of course
    unless of course, you shoot from your horse
    with a famous Mr. Ed (Brown)!

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      Heh. Extra points for creativity.

  51. avatar The Rookie says:

    “Are you sure this is how Teddy took San Juan Hill?”

  52. avatar James Earl Hoffa says:

    I tried to make this comment in an earlier statement but if you expect to win anything off of this caption contest you’re mistaken. I won this thing weeks ago and still never received anything in the mail from Dan Zimmerman I’ve contacted him a couple of times via email and he says he’s really busy too busy to send a package of swab-its through the mail so don’t count on getting whatever you won on here either he’s too busy to have somebody mail something. Or he’s irritated with me for another reason go figure.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I got my swag from my wins. When there was swag. In the beginning you just got to be the winner. Prizes came later.

      I live in CA and I got 2 iwb holsters and an AR muzzle break. Can’t use them. But I got them.

  53. avatar Lance F says:

    They make a great team, the fastest gun and the slowest pony in the west.

  54. avatar McBell says:

    Voda Consulting’s newest rocking horse and pacifier self defense strategy.

  55. avatar Connecticut Buckeye says:

    The weekly meeting and training session of the Microcephalic Horse Protection League of Iowa (MHPLI) will be held on Tuesday at ….

  56. avatar Somebody Special says:

    Ride little horsey down to town
    Rifle little horsey don’t fall down
    Uh huh, uh huh, ride on…

    I guess that’s one way to re-live your childhood.

  57. avatar Matt says:

    “Meanwhile, at Thunder Thigh ranch…”

  58. avatar Jason says:

    Large Animal Veterinarian Lesson 53: Proctological Exams In Difficult Situations.

    Note: Lab fees charged for ammunition, and possible damage to simulated horse

  59. avatar IdahoBoy says:

    Sticker on Horse’s Ass: My Other Horse is a Little Wooden Fighter Plane.

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      Okay, as retired USAF, I have to give that one a “heh”.

  60. avatar Goofydumbo says:

    City Slicker 3.

  61. avatar Paul53 says:

    Remember, if you have an accidental discharge while holding the gun at low ready, it’s a long walk home.

  62. avatar GunTotinDem says:

    And thats why they wont let me back at k-mart , your honor

  63. avatar rob says:

    Shooter ready?
    Nay!
    Standby

  64. avatar jwm says:

    The proper use of a 1911. If you ain’t got a horse you don’t need a 1911.

  65. avatar Mottobaaj says:

    Put your gun down mama horse, and I’ll put down mine. It was consensual!

  66. avatar AaronW says:

    “Bed em Down, boys,
    Put your cowboy boots and guns away
    The broomstick horse just up and died today
    And so did saturdays
    Hoppy’s gone…”

  67. avatar jwm says:

    Which way to the drive thru window? Nobody gets hurt if I get a large shake, now!

  68. avatar Chris in Oregon says:

    YOU TELL THEM I’M COMING, AND HELLS COMING WITH ME YOU HEAR!!!
    HELLS COMING WITH ME!!!

  69. avatar Hector says:

    Wow, the things I see; thought about riding a real horse & going Cavalry? You can’t earn your infantry Cavalry spurs like that.

  70. avatar Micah s. says:

    “For Rohan!”

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