Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Butler Creek ASAP AR15/M16 Mag Loader Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Butler Creek ASAP AR15/M16 Mag Loader By Dan Zimmerman - July 28, 2017 104 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Last week’s winner was Navillus. This week’s smart ass creative genius will win a Butler Creek ASAP Universal AR15/M16 Mag Loader courtesy Vista Outdoor. Get your entries in by Sunday midnight to be eligible. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Support the Fight to Own and Use Suppressors With ASA’s Hunt Suppressed Raffle Enter Tyrant CNC’s $2600 Ultimate AR Upgrade Giveaway I Bought My First Gun In a Pawn Shop…Here’s How That Went 104 COMMENTS She rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ Though the streams are swollen Keep them doggies rollin’, rawhide Reply no chaps, no socks, 1911 no GLOCKS, Beat their a_ _ with a big wet strap of . . . rawhide . . . Reply let’s see how well you shoot while I give your pony an enema! Reply Dear sirs, I do not want to know what you are doing, but I would ask that you return that model of 1911 in the enclosed envelope, forthwith. Thank you. JMB Reply No caption. I just wanna know who sanctions those matches. Looks fun as fuck. I’m gonna be disappointed if it’s not a bouncy horse. Reply That was an Iowa IDPA match. Reply That kinda-sorta explains a lot… Reply BUT ARE THE HORSES BOUNCY? Reply Tom: “I gotta look into doing that”. Instagram Taylor: “Oh shit, I just found an overlooked scenario in my training” They ran out of quarters. I thought they were showing another version of Brokeback Mountain 2. Lol Dan u send me my swabits yet? Reply Ok then, my caption is: “Awwwww it’s not bouncy” Reply Of course I’m ready for unbridled action! Is that even equestrian? Reply Clever! If I had such a button, I’d Like it! Reply That was a good one but it is a sponsored reply so it disqualifies. Reply Seems like an exclamation rather than equestrian. Reply A pun that didn’t make me want to scream at puppies, good job! Reply I spent so much money on this Cabot 1911 that I had to scrimp a bit on the horse. Reply Heh. Another good one… Reply looks like another Springfield training academy… Reply Mam mam horseplay isn’t allowed here. Reply This isn’t an IDPA match. It’s a really offbeat way of honoring the Denver Broncos. Reply Isosceles vs. Wever is so last year. If you are not training with Tactical Concepts LLC. you are not getting the latest greatest firearms and defensiveness mindsetiveness innovation available to mankind in the history of mankindivity. Examples of this inovativeness include the quadsoscolese stance on display here. Go quad or go train with Yeagermeister. Reply Heh. Reply I don’t know what your problem is. It’s called “cowboy fantasy camp,” isn’t it? In MY fantasy the cowboys have 1911s and AR15s. Reply The Wild Bunch 2? For that, you’d need a MA Deuce instead of a Gatling gun. Reply The Wild Bunch used a water cooled Browning .30 cal. Not a gatling gun. Reply This is an ATF compliant horse – if it bucked, it could possibly create a trigger reset condition that would simulate automatic fire. Reply IDPA Training for when the ATF has you over a barrel. Reply “Ride. I used to jump my horse and ride. I had my six gun at my side. And I got shot but never died.” Reply Baby, when I said: “Ride it, my pony My saddle’s waiting Come and jump on it”, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. Reply PETA’s gonna have a field day. Reply M’am, the time doesn’t start until you insert a Quarter. Reply Is this match measured in seconds or furlongs? Reply The lesser known My Little Pony™, “Shooty McBlue-Bottom” Reply Heh. Reply I had my first orgasm on a horse. That’s why I’m a horse girl. Reply Wilson Combat, maker of some of the finest horse barrel race guns sponsored this years champion Reply ?She ran calling wildly-inaccurate fire!? Reply Heh. You folks are on FIRE today! Reply Nope. It just don’t feel right without a cowboy hat, boots, and a Colt Peacemaker. Reply “Umm Ma’am? This a 4H project booth. You can shoot a .45 at the fair.” Reply *can’t Reply Concierge- “Ah, newlyweds, would you like the bridal suite?” Groom- “No thanks, I’ll just hold onto her hair” Reply “Shooter ready?” “Neigh!” Reply “Shoot low, they are riding a Shetland” Reply Reply Reply “Here’s a spare magazine and another quarter.” Reply Yes yes I know it looks silly but do you really have to keep humming the theme song to bonanza the whole time? Reply Hobby, meet horse. Reply The untold, behind-the-scenes story of Li’l Sebastian’s unexpected demise. Reply “Wait until she finds out she’s sitting on a JATO bottle.” Reply LOL….. I wonder how many people on here even know what a JATO bottle is? ? Reply I do I do! Do U2 too? Reply For those that don’t, enjoy: https://youtu.be/VHOvoO-6nWQ JATO? Maybe too many oats and a lighter? Blue Angels… Reply Just out of curiosity I took to Google to see if “Fat Albert’s” take-offs were JATO or RATO. Google says both. Lady, I realize your horse feed and vet bills aren’t gonna be a problem, but why do you have a shovel propped against the corral, it’s not like you are gonna have to clean up after your beast! Reply How Slim Pickens trained for his part in Dr. Strange Glove. Reply Once you get this down under a minute, we’ll work on you riding me like a horse. Reply Army Cavaliers still training to shoot from the saddle. Admittedly the standards are not what they used to be but neither are the horses… Reply is the next station side-saddle? Reply Giddyyap!! Reply “The Is-horse-eles stance has become quite popular among cowboy tactical operators” Reply “Well…” said the Range Officer, glancing back over his shoulder at stage 3. He turned back towards me, with a resigned look on his face. “…Day 1 didn’t really go as planned. The first 2 stages were great, but then the first shooter on stage 3 was this New Yorker. He was all gung-ho, said he’d ridden one at Johnny Utah’ in Manhattan and all, and we believed him. Yeah, we took his word for it.” “You remember before Shorty’s got shut down and Dave the bartender would bet riders drinks against 8 seconds on the bull? Remember him actually having to pour many free ones? Yeah, neither do I. Apparently, he had some guy jack up the bull’s mechanicals and made it into some sorta super-toro.” “Well, that New Yorker got on the bull, the RO hit the buzzer, flipped the switch and Mr. Manhattan started flailing like a rag-doll in a pitbull’s jaws. Thank God he only had a single-stack .45 and not one of those STI wiz-bang race guns. Well, it took off so fast he just started bobbing like one of those crazy inflatable dancing men strapped to the back of a jet engine. Bullets were everywhere, folks were screaming and we realized we had REALLY fscked up designing that stage.” “After the shooting stopped and he came to rest on the now-crushed RO table, we found a few coolers and their carbonated contents had erupted when hit, John’s Chevy now had thru-and-thru door ventilation and, thank God, no one got shot. Mr. New Yorker even offered to replace the card table and tent he perforated.” “After that, we had a quick pow-wow and thanks to my niece, we were able to borrow her “roping pony”. So, while it’s not nearly as exciting as we had planned, the guy from American Medical Response doesn’t get any new clients. Thankfully, no-one has threatened to sue, but they did make us promise to not make next year’s shoot as exciting as this one.” Reply Hoofhearted? Reply Meanwhile, at the local Safeway…….. Reply When her mother told her she had to share the horsey ride, Sally was a tad resistant. Reply Heh. Reply We’re just lucky that Jeff Cooper isn’t around to see this. Reply Shoot that ear of corn and I’ll stop playing with your hooters. Reply To hell with the photo and show us the video! Reply Whoopi-ki-yay, motherfucker. Reply I always was more partial to Roy Rogers. Reply I always preferred Dale Evans, myself. But hey, whatever floats your boat. Reply Sir, if you are out of quarters give me the 1911 and dismount the quarter horse. Reply Where’s the quarter slot to get this thing rolling? Reply You can have a real horse too, when you grow up. Reply A horse is a horse of course, of course and no one can shoot from a horse of course unless of course, you shoot from your horse with a famous Mr. Ed (Brown)! Reply Heh. Extra points for creativity. Reply Reply “Are you sure this is how Teddy took San Juan Hill?” Reply I tried to make this comment in an earlier statement but if you expect to win anything off of this caption contest you’re mistaken. I won this thing weeks ago and still never received anything in the mail from Dan Zimmerman I’ve contacted him a couple of times via email and he says he’s really busy too busy to send a package of swab-its through the mail so don’t count on getting whatever you won on here either he’s too busy to have somebody mail something. Or he’s irritated with me for another reason go figure. Reply I got my swag from my wins. When there was swag. In the beginning you just got to be the winner. Prizes came later. I live in CA and I got 2 iwb holsters and an AR muzzle break. Can’t use them. But I got them. Reply They make a great team, the fastest gun and the slowest pony in the west. Reply Voda Consulting’s newest rocking horse and pacifier self defense strategy. Reply The weekly meeting and training session of the Microcephalic Horse Protection League of Iowa (MHPLI) will be held on Tuesday at …. Reply Ride little horsey down to town Rifle little horsey don’t fall down Uh huh, uh huh, ride on… I guess that’s one way to re-live your childhood. Reply “Meanwhile, at Thunder Thigh ranch…” Reply Large Animal Veterinarian Lesson 53: Proctological Exams In Difficult Situations. Note: Lab fees charged for ammunition, and possible damage to simulated horse Reply Sticker on Horse’s Ass: My Other Horse is a Little Wooden Fighter Plane. Reply Okay, as retired USAF, I have to give that one a “heh”. Reply City Slicker 3. Reply Remember, if you have an accidental discharge while holding the gun at low ready, it’s a long walk home. Reply And thats why they wont let me back at k-mart , your honor Reply Shooter ready? Nay! Standby Reply The proper use of a 1911. If you ain’t got a horse you don’t need a 1911. Reply Put your gun down mama horse, and I’ll put down mine. It was consensual! Reply “Bed em Down, boys, Put your cowboy boots and guns away The broomstick horse just up and died today And so did saturdays Hoppy’s gone…” Reply Which way to the drive thru window? Nobody gets hurt if I get a large shake, now! Reply YOU TELL THEM I’M COMING, AND HELLS COMING WITH ME YOU HEAR!!! HELLS COMING WITH ME!!! Reply Wow, the things I see; thought about riding a real horse & going Cavalry? You can’t earn your infantry Cavalry spurs like that. Reply “For Rohan!” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.