Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Hogue Small Pistol Range Bag Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Hogue Small Pistol Range Bag By Dan Zimmerman - August 11, 2017 105 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Last week’s winner was Timmy! This week’s winner will receive a Hogue Small Pistol Range Bag courtesy of Hogue. Just enter the best caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 105 COMMENTS Sorry, but how could I possibly not look at your wife’s three boobs? Reply You would be mad too, if you looked as stupid as I do in this green shit! Reply “You’re new movie better not suck” Reply *Your You’re welcome. Reply Love that username Reply *Concierge You’re welcome. Reply I don’t take orders from a mouth breather! Reply “No, it’s a Mark I. It’s a bitch to take apart.” Reply “No, I used to be Jeff Goldbloom, no foolin’!” Reply Never tell me the odds. Reply This is why you always shoot first. Reply Winner! Reply it’s this or the probe, and by probe I mean my excessively large alien penis. Reply “Call me a Pokémon one more time, I dare you!” Reply “Hey Greedo, why don’t you drop the gun…wait, is that a Sig 320? On second thought, keep it pointed at me.” Reply That’s is some funny sh!t right there!!! Reply “This is the penalty for wearing white after Labor Day.” Reply My sister says she’s late. Reply I almost just choked on my dinner lol. Reply Make another move and I will drop this Sig! Reply GMO bacon becomes self aware. Reply Is that a sig p320? If so I’ll shoot first Reply Insect lives matter Reply “Yes my scalp herpes are out of control. Can we get back to matter at hand?” Reply “Well, if you don’t have the cash, Jabba’s got a metal bikini fetish. Interested?” Reply Four-ears? FOUR-EARS!? I swore I’d kill the next stinkin’ human to call me “four-ears”. Reply Greedo… I was just on my way over to instruct you on proper trigger finger discipline.. Reply “Han, you charlatan. Phrenology was discredited a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.” Reply Why the long face? Reply “I’m not gonna tell you again RF, if you publish one more story on the P320 debacle, it’ll be your face, you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin’, Nerf-herder!” Reply If you drop that thing… we’re both dead. Reply Just because I could use a Small Pistol Bag – OD Green 6″ Tall 10″ Long Reply Get that blaster out of my face, and no, I’m not Peter Quill. I don’t care if he was doing the mating dance with your hot green sister. Go look for the guy with the scruffy beard, not my fault you can’t tell one human from another! Reply You’re giving away a purse as prize? I’m so out of here. See you next contest. Unless you’re giving out matching hi heels. And how many weeks will it take to fix this site? Reply A guy called me a sissy once, so I hit him with my purse. Reply “Call me a blowfish again one more time. I dare you!” Reply This time, Solo, I’m shooting first Reply Yes I know black guns matter.. But so do black vests. Reply Easy, pal. I said you look like an armadillo, not an armored dildo. Reply Greedo you are taking this vegan thing way too serious. Reply “Ever shoot an armadillo? Time for the armadillo to get even.” Reply “Where’s the old geezer when I need him to wave his hand in front of this jerk and tell him I am not the smuggler he is looking for?” Reply This is my blaster. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Reply Dude! Seriously? Rule 1! You know how Jabba gets! Reply “Welcome back to New Jersey Captain Solo. The Governor would like to see you.” Reply That acne cream you gave me didnt work!!!! Reply “Who you calling a walking sex toy?” Reply Solo! How dare you vote for Trump!!! Reply I guess you never saw Raider’s of the Lost Arc with the scene with the idiot with a sword. It didn’t go well for him or for you!! Reply Bet you don’t know NRA’s Rule #1, do ya. Reply I sure hope that isn’t a Mark IV! Reply No, the 4 rules of gun safety DON’T apply to green people. Reply “I come, with a piece. Not drop-safe though.” Reply Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? Reply “Look Greedo, I’m sorry about what Chewy did to your dog….you can keep all the puppies.” Reply “I love you!” “I know” Reply Greedo if you let me go I can get you in my epidemiologist. He’s really good! Reply I shot first with your wife too. Reply Ewwww. You did a salamander. Reply To combat crime, Mos Eisley needs more gun laws to keep weapons out of the hands of people of color. Reply I’m sorry to tell you sir, but your future son will be a whiny little fag, so to save the Galaxy from having to listen to his whiny ass, I’m gonna need to ask for your testicles. Please, hand them over. It’s best you take my advice, otherwise I’ll have to shoot you and if I don’t, your son will finish you when he has a temper tantrum. Reply “Gaff had been there, and let her live. Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Tyrell had told me Greedo was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together… Who does?” Reply “I am a Nexus One, I want more life fvcka. I ain’t done, yeah…” Reply “I just do eyes!” Reply “No, really, Mr. Solo, the last man to fire this U.N.C.L.E. pistol was also named Solo ! Wanna buy it ?” Reply Han shot first you bastard. Reply Don’t believe revisionist history. I’m not going to let you get a shot off. Reply “I give up Greedo. What do they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese on Tatooine?” Reply Even in the future Hi Points look ridiculous. Reply It’s the new Hogue Green OverMold face protector. Reply Illegal aliens still manage to obtain firearms despite the empires strict gun laws Reply Hello. My name is Greedo Jr.. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Reply Nice! Reply You were supposed to be green like me! Reply Nevertheless, hello! Reply You shot my paw. It’s a good thing I have 3 more Reply Is that a sig p320 or a glock 17m? Either way, you need an upgrade. Reply Further proof that illegal aliens still obtain firearms despite the Empire’s strict gun laws Reply “Call it a mouse gun one. more. time!” Reply “That blaster doesnt phase me Greedo” *Damn. Wrong sci fi” “Ummm… i need to get out of here. Wheres the nearest Stargate?” *Damn!* Reply “I’m not ‘illegal,’ I am ‘UNDOCUMENTED’! Hashtag, GreenLivesMatter, white boy!” Reply EXCUSE ME, Did you just assume my gender? Reply To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous producers, Or to take Arms against a Sea of bounty hunters, And by shooting first end them: Reply No, my mother wasn’t an anteater and my father wasn’t a golf ball. Why do you ask? Reply No Mr. Solo I expect you to die! wait wrong franchise oh well Reply “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men…” Or “Live long and prosper, motherfucker.” Reply Sorry! Sorry! I mistook you for Maxine Waters without her wig! Reply Han Solo, YOU ARE THE FATHER! Reply Stay out of Los Angeles, they said. You’ll get robbed by an illegal alien, they’re the only ones with guns, they said. Did I listen? No! Reply I finally got the drop on you. Now, leave your gun in your holster, sit down and keep your strong hand under the table. I’m wanna taunt you some before getting paid! Reply Your under arrest for cultural appropriation! Reply I’m only allowed to wear my IDPA vest in here. If I see you in here with yours again, I’ll blast you! Reply Say what again! I dare you… i double dare you motherf<cker!!!! Say what one more [email protected] time!!! Reply “Well, son, when a Glock 26 and a Ruger Mark IV love each other very very much…” Reply Greedo- “Jabba the Hutt says you drop your cargo too quickly, Han.” Han- “Yeah? Well, your Mom never complained!” Reply … And then he got all monologue-y!!! Reply “No, man! I LOVE green. I love what it does for you…” /;-) Reply Han dropped his Sig 320 first! Reply “give me all of your provasic.” Reply Han was surprised to learn that Mos Eisley was a “Sanctuary City” Reply No, I did not insult your family tree. It’s just that ham and cabbage does not mix well with egg salad and I love both. Reply Greedo: “I said KISS ME!” Reply What gives? I thought George changed that blaster to a Walkie-talkie for the special edition? Reply “You can’t say that word! Nerf-herder is OUR word!” Reply Going somewhere, Solo? Any other answer is just wrong. Oonta Goota, Solo? is also acceptable Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.