Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Hogue Small Pistol Range Bag

Last week’s winner was Timmy! This week’s winner will receive a Hogue Small Pistol Range Bag courtesy of Hogue. Just enter the best caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible.


  1. avatar John says:

    Sorry, but how could I possibly not look at your wife’s three boobs?

  2. avatar jetsman says:

    You would be mad too, if you looked as stupid as I do in this green shit!

  3. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “You’re new movie better not suck”

    1. avatar GrammarCocierge says:


      You’re welcome.

      1. avatar AndrewinVa says:

        Love that username

      2. avatar Dictionary Butler says:


        You’re welcome.

  4. avatar Jeff says:

    I don’t take orders from a mouth breather!

  5. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “No, it’s a Mark I. It’s a bitch to take apart.”

  6. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “No, I used to be Jeff Goldbloom, no foolin’!”

  7. avatar Hoyden says:

    Never tell me the odds.

  8. avatar cmac890 says:

    This is why you always shoot first.

  9. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    it’s this or the probe, and by probe I mean my excessively large alien penis.

  10. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Call me a Pokémon one more time, I dare you!”

  11. avatar Sean M. says:

    “Hey Greedo, why don’t you drop the gun…wait, is that a Sig 320? On second thought, keep it pointed at me.”

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      That’s is some funny sh!t right there!!!

  12. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “This is the penalty for wearing white after Labor Day.”

  13. avatar Joe R. says:

    My sister says she’s late.

    1. avatar cmac890 says:

      I almost just choked on my dinner lol.

  14. avatar eric says:

    Make another move and I will drop this Sig!

  15. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    GMO bacon becomes self aware.

  16. avatar Tommy morgan says:

    Is that a sig p320? If so I’ll shoot first

  17. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    Insect lives matter

  18. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Yes my scalp herpes are out of control. Can we get back to matter at hand?”

  19. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Well, if you don’t have the cash, Jabba’s got a metal bikini fetish. Interested?”

  20. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Four-ears? FOUR-EARS!? I swore I’d kill the next stinkin’ human to call me “four-ears”.

  21. avatar Jeff says:

    Greedo… I was just on my way over to instruct you on proper trigger finger discipline..

  22. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Han, you charlatan. Phrenology was discredited a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.”

  23. avatar Penetty says:

    Why the long face?

  24. avatar Phil in Bham says:

    “I’m not gonna tell you again RF, if you publish one more story on the P320 debacle, it’ll be your face, you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin’, Nerf-herder!”

  25. avatar RonnieB223 says:

    If you drop that thing… we’re both dead.

  26. avatar DaveM says:

    Just because I could use a Small Pistol Bag – OD Green 6″ Tall 10″ Long

  27. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Get that blaster out of my face, and no, I’m not Peter Quill. I don’t care if he was doing the mating dance with your hot green sister. Go look for the guy with the scruffy beard, not my fault you can’t tell one human from another!

  28. avatar jwm says:

    You’re giving away a purse as prize?

    I’m so out of here. See you next contest. Unless you’re giving out matching hi heels.

    And how many weeks will it take to fix this site?

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      A guy called me a sissy once, so I hit him with my purse.

  29. avatar CLarson says:

    “Call me a blowfish again one more time. I dare you!”

  30. avatar JW says:

    This time, Solo, I’m shooting first

  31. avatar Jeff says:

    Yes I know black guns matter.. But so do black vests.

  32. avatar Ralph says:

    Easy, pal. I said you look like an armadillo, not an armored dildo.

  33. avatar Jeff says:

    Greedo you are taking this vegan thing way too serious.

  34. avatar SouthAl says:

    “Ever shoot an armadillo? Time for the armadillo to get even.”

  35. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “Where’s the old geezer when I need him to wave his hand in front of this jerk and tell him I am not the smuggler he is looking for?”

  36. avatar JFL says:

    This is my blaster. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

  37. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Dude! Seriously? Rule 1! You know how Jabba gets!

  38. avatar JoeBaja says:

    “Welcome back to New Jersey Captain Solo. The Governor would like to see you.”

  39. avatar Ironhead says:

    That acne cream you gave me didnt work!!!!

  40. avatar Ed says:

    “Who you calling a walking sex toy?”

  41. avatar Robert Smith says:

    Solo! How dare you vote for Trump!!!

  42. avatar CCDWGUY says:

    I guess you never saw Raider’s of the Lost Arc with the scene with the idiot with a sword. It didn’t go well for him or for you!!

  43. avatar Gilbert says:

    Bet you don’t know NRA’s Rule #1, do ya.

  44. avatar Conan Bolonan says:

    I sure hope that isn’t a Mark IV!

  45. No, the 4 rules of gun safety DON’T apply to green people.

  46. avatar brandon says:

    “I come, with a piece. Not drop-safe though.”

  47. avatar beefeater says:

    Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?

  48. avatar leopoldstotch says:

    “Look Greedo, I’m sorry about what Chewy did to your dog….you can keep all the puppies.”

  49. avatar Nathan M says:

    “I love you!”

    “I know”

  50. avatar Jeff says:

    Greedo if you let me go I can get you in my epidemiologist. He’s really good!

  51. avatar Dave says:

    I shot first with your wife too.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Ewwww. You did a salamander.

  52. avatar Sam Wright says:

    To combat crime, Mos Eisley needs more gun laws to keep weapons out of the hands of people of color.

  53. avatar TruthTellers says:

    I’m sorry to tell you sir, but your future son will be a whiny little fag, so to save the Galaxy from having to listen to his whiny ass, I’m gonna need to ask for your testicles.

    Please, hand them over.

    It’s best you take my advice, otherwise I’ll have to shoot you and if I don’t, your son will finish you when he has a temper tantrum.

  54. avatar pliablemoose says:

    “Gaff had been there, and let her live. Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Tyrell had told me Greedo was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together… Who does?”

    1. avatar 16V says:

      “I am a Nexus One,
      I want more life fvcka.
      I ain’t done, yeah…”

      1. avatar johnny108 says:

        “I just do eyes!”

  55. avatar Gregolas says:

    “No, really, Mr. Solo, the last man to fire this U.N.C.L.E. pistol was also named Solo ! Wanna buy it ?”

  56. avatar Eric says:

    Han shot first you bastard.

  57. avatar AndrewinVa says:

    Don’t believe revisionist history. I’m not going to let you get a shot off.

  58. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    “I give up Greedo. What do they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese on Tatooine?”

  59. avatar General Lee says:

    Even in the future Hi Points look ridiculous.

  60. avatar Robert w says:

    It’s the new Hogue Green OverMold face protector.

  61. avatar Pete M says:

    Illegal aliens still manage to obtain firearms despite the empires strict gun laws

  62. avatar Middle Age Mutant Tactical Mall Ninja says:

    Hello. My name is Greedo Jr.. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:


  63. avatar BC says:

    You were supposed to be green like me!

  64. avatar 16V says:

    Nevertheless, hello!

  65. avatar rt66paul says:

    You shot my paw. It’s a good thing I have 3 more

  66. avatar LHW says:

    Is that a sig p320 or a glock 17m? Either way, you need an upgrade.

  67. avatar Pete M says:

    Further proof that illegal aliens still obtain firearms despite the Empire’s strict gun laws

  68. avatar BDM-Brat says:

    “Call it a mouse gun one. more. time!”

  69. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    “That blaster doesnt phase me Greedo”
    *Damn. Wrong sci fi”
    “Ummm… i need to get out of here. Wheres the nearest Stargate?”

  70. avatar Gerald Mickley says:

    “I’m not ‘illegal,’ I am ‘UNDOCUMENTED’! Hashtag, GreenLivesMatter, white boy!”

  71. avatar dave in NC says:

    EXCUSE ME, Did you just assume my gender?

  72. avatar UnPC Aussie says:

    To be, or not to be, that is the question:
    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous producers,
    Or to take Arms against a Sea of bounty hunters,
    And by shooting first end them:

  73. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    No, my mother wasn’t an anteater and my father wasn’t a golf ball. Why do you ask?

  74. avatar Skrobie says:

    No Mr. Solo I expect you to die!
    wait wrong franchise oh well

  75. avatar Phil LA says:

    “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men…”


    “Live long and prosper, motherfucker.”

  76. avatar John says:

    Sorry! Sorry! I mistook you for Maxine Waters without her wig!

  77. avatar James69 says:


  78. avatar ComfortablyNumb says:

    Stay out of Los Angeles, they said. You’ll get robbed by an illegal alien, they’re the only ones with guns, they said. Did I listen? No!

  79. avatar L-T says:

    I finally got the drop on you. Now, leave your gun in your holster, sit down and keep your strong hand under the table. I’m wanna taunt you some before getting paid!

  80. avatar Philip Przepierski says:

    Your under arrest for cultural appropriation!

  81. avatar Blaine says:

    I’m only allowed to wear my IDPA vest in here. If I see you in here with yours again, I’ll blast you!

  82. avatar Ironhead says:

    Say what again! I dare you… i double dare you motherf<cker!!!! Say what one more [email protected] time!!!

  83. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    “Well, son, when a Glock 26 and a Ruger Mark IV love each other very very much…”

  84. avatar Navillus says:

    Greedo- “Jabba the Hutt says you drop your cargo too quickly, Han.”

    Han- “Yeah? Well, your Mom never complained!”

  85. avatar Gridlock says:

    … And then he got all monologue-y!!!

  86. avatar TyrannyOfEvilMen says:

    “No, man! I LOVE green. I love what it does for you…” /;-)

  87. avatar Park Mckellop says:

    Han dropped his Sig 320 first!

  88. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “give me all of your provasic.”

  89. avatar aaron says:

    Han was surprised to learn that Mos Eisley was a “Sanctuary City”

  90. avatar Rebecca says:

    No, I did not insult your family tree. It’s just that ham and cabbage does not mix well with egg salad and I love both.

  91. avatar Sam says:

    Greedo: “I said KISS ME!”

  92. avatar almostesq says:

    What gives? I thought George changed that blaster to a Walkie-talkie for the special edition?

  93. avatar johnny108 says:

    “You can’t say that word! Nerf-herder is OUR word!”

  94. avatar Jon says:

    Going somewhere, Solo?

    Any other answer is just wrong.

    Oonta Goota, Solo? is also acceptable

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