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Last week’s winner was Timmy! This week’s winner will receive a Hogue Small Pistol Range Bag courtesy of Hogue. Just enter the best caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible.

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  1. “Hey Greedo, why don’t you drop the gun…wait, is that a Sig 320? On second thought, keep it pointed at me.”

  2. “I’m not gonna tell you again RF, if you publish one more story on the P320 debacle, it’ll be your face, you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin’, Nerf-herder!”

  3. Get that blaster out of my face, and no, I’m not Peter Quill. I don’t care if he was doing the mating dance with your hot green sister. Go look for the guy with the scruffy beard, not my fault you can’t tell one human from another!

  4. You’re giving away a purse as prize?

    I’m so out of here. See you next contest. Unless you’re giving out matching hi heels.

    And how many weeks will it take to fix this site?

  5. “Where’s the old geezer when I need him to wave his hand in front of this jerk and tell him I am not the smuggler he is looking for?”

  6. I guess you never saw Raider’s of the Lost Arc with the scene with the idiot with a sword. It didn’t go well for him or for you!!

  7. I’m sorry to tell you sir, but your future son will be a whiny little fag, so to save the Galaxy from having to listen to his whiny ass, I’m gonna need to ask for your testicles.

    Please, hand them over.

    It’s best you take my advice, otherwise I’ll have to shoot you and if I don’t, your son will finish you when he has a temper tantrum.

  8. “Gaff had been there, and let her live. Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Tyrell had told me Greedo was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together… Who does?”

  9. “That blaster doesnt phase me Greedo”
    *Damn. Wrong sci fi”
    “Ummm… i need to get out of here. Wheres the nearest Stargate?”

  10. To be, or not to be, that is the question:
    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous producers,
    Or to take Arms against a Sea of bounty hunters,
    And by shooting first end them:

  11. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men…”


    “Live long and prosper, motherfucker.”

  12. Stay out of Los Angeles, they said. You’ll get robbed by an illegal alien, they’re the only ones with guns, they said. Did I listen? No!

  13. I finally got the drop on you. Now, leave your gun in your holster, sit down and keep your strong hand under the table. I’m wanna taunt you some before getting paid!

  14. Greedo- “Jabba the Hutt says you drop your cargo too quickly, Han.”

    Han- “Yeah? Well, your Mom never complained!”

  15. No, I did not insult your family tree. It’s just that ham and cabbage does not mix well with egg salad and I love both.


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