Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win EyePal Peep Sights

A few weeks back we mentioned EyePal Peep Sights when we got their press release. Lo and behold, they sent me some to try. And while I haven’t had a chance, you probably have more time on your hands. Even if you don’t, enter the best caption to the above photo in the comments by midnight Sunday and I’ll send them to you.


  1. avatar JaxD says:

    Where did he go?

  2. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    Nothing to see here. Move along, move along!

  3. avatar peirsonb says:

    His brother’s always laughed at him, but William Ghillie swore his suit would be a hit some day.

  4. avatar William Burke says:

    TR’s Rough Riders were known to camouflage themselves as hemp plants.

  5. avatar AmericanSpirit says:

    Hunting “the most dangerous game” is easier than it would first appear.

  6. avatar tmm says:

    One of these things is not like the other…

    1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

      Lol Sesame Street all the way!

    2. avatar hnl.flyboy says:

      DAMNIT! There goes my idea…back to the drawing board for me.

    3. avatar NWGlocker says:

      FTW. aaaaand back to the writing board for me, too.

  7. avatar Chris. says:

    I spotted the Sniper!

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    In other news, troops were told to guard the Queen’s ‘bush’ no matter where it went.

    1. avatar Troutbum5 says:

      That’s just wrong. And funny as hell.

  9. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    A successful capture of the elusive Battlefieldis Camerinspawnus, commonly known as the Bush Monster.

  10. avatar michael kennedy says:

    Photo bombed in the bush, by a…….

  11. avatar Model66 says:

    After decades of tree-huggers arguing that plants have souls, the first Tree Zombies begin to emerge with a vengeance.

  12. avatar KSUGunner says:

    This medical marijuana thing is getting ridiculous.

    1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

      KSU gets a win vote from me!

      1. avatar Accur81 says:

        Walking weed.

      2. avatar KSUGunner says:

        Thank you kind sir!

  13. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    The British have a lot to learn about cammo.

  14. avatar jirdesteva says:

    Curly ” Hey Larry have you seen Moe?”
    Larry ” No. Have you seen him?”

  15. avatar Kyle says:

    If you cross your eyes, you only see one soldier!

  16. avatar AaronW says:

    Her Majesty’s far-flung regiments, on occasion, would eschew maneuvering over terrain for the exact opposite approach.

  17. avatar Sammy says:

    The first mobile “Pick Your Own” pot shop opens in Colorado.

  18. avatar Paul G. says:

    He is such a brown-noser, literally.

  19. avatar LongBeach says:

    Private SquarePeg, doing his best to fit in with Circle Hole Company.

  20. avatar ropingdown says:

    I told you Tom in Oregon would go native but nooooo, everyone said “enjoy the hunt!”

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I tip my hat to you.
      I do have a home-made gillie suit. But it’s not that good.

  21. avatar Matt says:

    “Tho he was excellent at making ghillie suits George “Itchy” Johnson was terrible at identifying plants.”

  22. avatar BDub says:

    Tell the Sgt. Major we have apprehended THE Kalahari Bushman! Carry on.

  23. avatar gomi says:

    So a Mexican, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar…

  24. avatar Justin says:

    Gentlemen I give you H. G. Wells version of Predator.

  25. avatar BDub says:

    Search that man, we have reason to believe he is carrying weed!

  26. avatar fuque says:

    Deep cover for Washington States new Pot control squad.

  27. avatar BDub says:

    I’m shakin’ it, boss, I’m shakin’ it!

  28. avatar Scott says:

    Real men NEVER trim the bush…

  29. avatar Unknown Prosecutor says:

    We found Piers Morgan’s ratings…

  30. avatar Jimmy Wade says:

    “We asked these 3 cadets to survive in the bush for a week. One of whom took the exorcise very seriously.”

  31. avatar JAS says:

    “Whatever you do DO NOT shot the bushes”.

  32. avatar nemsis says:

    Mr Obama, sir we captured George W Bush now you can stop blaming him.

  33. avatar dleavitt says:

    Day 3: I’ve been standing here for hours, and they still don’t suspect me. If they don’t leave soon, I may have to put these leaves to other uses…

  34. avatar J.Ed says:

    Winner of the Monty Python “How not to be seen” contest

    1. avatar Bob says:


    2. avatar Phil says:

      We demand… A SHRUBBERY!

  35. avatar Andrew Beernink says:

    “Can you guess which hunter has not showered lately? Always trust the ACME Porta-Shower, even when hunting far from home.”

  36. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    I was going to make like a tree & leave, but hell, these guys needed the company.

  37. avatar DH2 says:

    Be vewy vewy quiet, we’re hunting tewwowists! huhuhuhuhuhuhu!!!!

    1. avatar Hobie says:

      Jackie Bushman and friends on safari.

  38. avatar S.CROCK says:

    The war on drugs just got real.

  39. avatar Gregolas says:

    Faversham finally solved the conundrum of staying through roll call while in extremis from his urinary tract infection.

  40. avatar Paul G. says:

    “Huh, what do you mean, where’s my gun? Camouflage, Duh!!”

  41. avatar Matt in Maine says:

    Yeah, we see you.

  42. avatar Javier says:

    Now if one of you will dress up like a Doritos bag, we’re all set.

  43. avatar Powers says:


  44. avatar John Taylor says:

    George W. at an 1898 theme party, with his appropriately attired Secret Service protection team.

  45. Sir Geoffery has become a true be-leafer in camoflage uniforms!

  46. avatar 505markf says:

    Concerns that Neville had gone native were not unfounded.

  47. avatar Paul53 says:

    Upon hearing that weed had been legalized in Washington, Marvin expected a much different welcome visiting The White House.

  48. avatar Justin says:

    Never shoot a large caliber bush with a small caliber gun.

  49. avatar David L. Cottam says:

    now, that is a real guilly suit!!

  50. avatar Ralph says:

    The first George Bush.

  51. avatar Gunracer1958 says:

    Presenting the original “Knight of KNEE” with Shrubbery!

  52. avatar mark_anthony_78 says:

    The early days of the Palm Beach Urban Response Unit.

  53. avatar CharlesT says:

    Ultimate hide and seek…With sudden death elimination.

  54. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Teacher to students in boys Health Ed class…(do they even have that anymore in school?)

    “Now boys, this is what can happen to you when you have unprotected sex”

  55. avatar Mark N. says:

    After weeks in the jungle, Lieutenant Sir Harry Smith-Baden-Jones, accompanied by his trusted adjutant Sergeant Major Blucher, emerged after weeks in the jungle having captured the ever elusive and nearly mythical African Big Foot.

  56. avatar DBM says:

    I know the Red force army is here somewhere – I can just feel it!

  57. avatar Matt G says:

    The first documented proof that pot-squatch really does exist..

  58. avatar John says:

    “Where’s the sniper you guys say you captured?”

  59. avatar ArtM says:

    Department of Bush Security Officers Jerome Pedersen (left) and Horatio Aldwich (right) stand guard on recently captured radical Treeman Group member Frank Willow.

  60. avatar James says:

    “If I, were king, of the forest! – not duke, not knight, not prince.”

  61. avatar Stephen M. says:

    Be vewwwwy quiet. i’m huntin crackas.

  62. avatar CTsheepdog says:

    There once was a black man named Sammo
    Who was quite an expert at cammo
    He would sneak up on thee
    And then take a pee
    Leaving you wondering who fouled your ammo

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      ^^^ this^^^
      That’s good stuff.

    2. avatar Samuel Leoon Suggs says:

      This X a 100000000000000000000″””000″””””00″””00

  63. avatar Larry Gibson says:

    Where’s Waldo now, he was just here

  64. avatar DuallyDog says:

    The original ” Bushmaster “

  65. avatar Spyco says:

    “How not to be seen.”

  66. avatar Phil says:

    Ladies love a man with a huge bush.

  67. avatar Phil says:

    “Be a simple, kind of man…”

  68. avatar PK says:

    Peek-a-boo, I see you.

  69. avatar Larry D says:

    Cammo my ass. Told ya that’s what happens when you don’t issue razors.

  70. avatar _DonWorsham_ says:

    Earliest know photograph of British sniper training.

  71. avatar James says:

    Arbor Day dress codes were strictly enforced in the British Empire.

  72. avatar Kris says:

    Sorry guys, the 14 year old in me has to say it:

    [self-imposed moderating edit!]

  73. avatar Shire-man says:

    Charlies in the bush!

  74. avatar DuallyDog says:

    The early pioneer of real tree camo , William Jordan just knew his idea would be a phenomenon someday

  75. avatar Skiballa says:

    DEA, the early years.

  76. avatar Fruzi says:

    Before “don’t ask, don’t tell,” the Army had to go to extreme measures to keep Privates away from privates.

  77. avatar Hank says:

    There ugly, there’s “two bagger” ugly, then there’s “hide ‘im the best you can ‘n maybe he’ll just blend in” ugly.

  78. avatar James says:

    Breaker Morant 2: The Wrath of Lawn

  79. avatar drland says:

    “and this is my other brother George.”

  80. avatar Paul53 says:

    Who knew a firing squad would be the original inspiration for the weed whacker!

  81. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    The first “operator” is captured in the wild

  82. avatar Bryan says:

    I say, “This Peace Corp photographer has a sense of humor”.
    Bully, and I say, “That with 2 nuts on the side and a bush in the middle, ol’ Reginald must be a D$ck”!

  83. avatar Tom396 says:

    “I swear, if Bob tries to sneak up and prank us again, I’m gonna bayonet him.”

  84. avatar Cookie says:

    I think Dave’s been in the bush a little too long!

  85. avatar Al says:

    Hiding nearby is Mr E.V. Lambert of Homeleigh, The Burrows, Oswestry, who has presented the narrator with a poser by choosing a very clever way of not being seen. Although we do not know which bush he is behind, we can soon find out.

  86. avatar Micah in Texas says:

    In other news… The elusive wild Bush man has been caught by two of her majesty finest, An exhibit in London zoo will house the creature for the world to see in the coming months.

  87. avatar jwm says:

    Max Klinger in a desperate attempt to prove he was indeed a section 8 decided to show the bush under the dress. Being lebanese the bush was a trifle overgrown.

  88. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Brinks Security’s latest delivery to Colorado, self aware marijuana. Groovy man!

    1. avatar William Burke says:

      I can think of a couple that seemed to have it in for me. Luckily, I can barely remember.

  89. avatar Dickie J says:

    Dammit, I said fix bayonets, Treebeard!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Mine’s not broken, Sir!

  90. avatar racer88 says:

    “We found Waldo!”

  91. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Chuck Hagel on his way to the podium to give a speech on cutting military pay.

  92. avatar RockThisTown says:

    The Pentagon’s first stealth land drone.

  93. avatar Tirod says:

    Experiments by the Colorado National Guard in camoflage are being conducted with a view of the changing environment in the state.

  94. avatar Defens says:

    Swamp Thing apprehended! Details at 11.

  95. avatar NWGlocker says:

    This is where Magic Eye came from…

  96. avatar KCK says:

    Charles Blythe and Thomas Hull are pictured outside their colonial outpost. They were on high alert after getting word that anti-colonist were often attempting to gather intelligence on the layout of the Brits defenses. Patrolling outside the wire is intended to discourage this activity.

  97. avatar Cyclone says:

    Billy: I’m scared Poncho.
    Poncho: Bullshit. You ain’t afraid of no man.
    Billy: There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.

    1. avatar Dave in WI says:

      Early prototype ghilli suit

  98. avatar incognito says:

    “We’re thinking about having it mounted…”

  99. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Man eating bush…

  100. avatar Alex in IL says:

    Private McManus had just finished reading ‘Macbeth’ when he suggested the institution of a new camouflage program.

  101. avatar VSN says:

    Uh, we ran out of feathers. >_>

  102. avatar BTinAfghan says:

    Dr. Livingston I presume?

  103. avatar John says:

    Here we see a picture of the early bush hunters, along with a bush they recently able to successfully hunt down.

  104. avatar RaynBama says:

    In other news…Drastic cuts in defense spending has set back many developmental programs, such as, the Soldier of the Future…

  105. avatar Peter Lane says:

    Day 25: Conditions are harsh but morale is high. The locals have accepted me as an indigenous bush.

  106. avatar Petition For Redress says:

    Once again, Billy wins first place at the Extreme Adult Hide and Seek national championships.

    “you can’t see me, you can’t see me”

  107. avatar Tdubb says:

    That will teach you to wipe your a$$ with creeping ivy!

  108. avatar Stilicho says:

    My dad and brother went on safari and all I got was this lousy brush pile.

  109. avatar David in Texas says:

    In Australia, even the dope plants will try to kill you!

  110. avatar AaronW says:

    Low on field rations? Photo-synthesize ’em!

  111. avatar ZM 1306 says:

    This was Rick and Bob’s first week of assignment. They have heard of the stories, then they met Jim. They now wonder how much longer till they go insane.

  112. avatar the ruester says:

    “Ladies and gentlemen, earlier today we arrested marijuana. The war on drugs is finally over!”

  113. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    Operator as whoopee

  114. avatar BobB says:


  115. avatar Aaron Koch says:

    “One of the things is not like the other…”

  116. avatar Justin says:

    Go ahead say it Call me a horticulturist again see what happens. That’s our word you can’t use it. Bontanist please!

  117. avatar jwm says:

    Anybody that was alive during the Viet Nam days will remember the rumors of a strain of VD so bad that they were putting the victims on an isolated island to keep them from spreading the disease.

    Who knew the rumors were true?

  118. avatar Bill Anderson says:

    Miricle Grow! Your uniforms best friend!

  119. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    Steve Trim – operating since 1941.

  120. avatar Rich Emmerling says:


  121. avatar Will says:

    Now soldier. Here’s a lesson in Cammo. The man on the left chose the wrong one. a citi…. errrr terrorist, can see you a mile away. The one on the right is much better. But the one in the middle will let you get close and personal. Allowing you to collect their seditious materials after taking them out.

  122. avatar Mark Chamberlain says:

    Look what we found, a dude with plants growing out of him!

  123. avatar Another Robert says:

    Who can stand at attention the longest? I’m guessing the one in the middle….

  124. avatar Nigil says:

    The Three Amigos’ first attempt to communicate with the Singing Bush, in order to find El Guapo’s hideout.

  125. avatar geoffb says:

    Rare photograph of Albert Gore Sr. in full bloom, shows the little acorn didn’t fall far from the tree.

  126. avatar Tackleberry says:

    and here we see the only known photograph of the army’s “skating” all time champion.

  127. avatar Bryan says:

    Sir, I think we’ve found our smuggler!

  128. avatar Bryan says:

    I think it’s safe to say that poor Nigel’s taken this personal stash thing to a whole new level!

  129. avatar Team says:

    “aren’t we to old to play peek a boo?”

  130. avatar GG says:

    “One of these things is not like the other!”

  131. avatar Wheelsucker says:

    Figure 3-7: With a vigorous inward motion smash the two sentries’ heads together and now you have not one but two rifles to complement your new ghille suit.

    Excerpt from “The Last Minute Prepper/Partizan” from Paladin Press

  132. Incognito cracked me up with “We’re thinking of having it mounted.” He takes this week’s prize.

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