A few weeks back we mentioned EyePal Peep Sights when we got their press release. Lo and behold, they sent me some to try. And while I haven’t had a chance, you probably have more time on your hands. Even if you don’t, enter the best caption to the above photo in the comments by midnight Sunday and I’ll send them to you.
Where did he go?
Nothing to see here. Move along, move along!
His brother’s always laughed at him, but William Ghillie swore his suit would be a hit some day.
TR’s Rough Riders were known to camouflage themselves as hemp plants.
Hunting “the most dangerous game” is easier than it would first appear.
One of these things is not like the other…
Lol Sesame Street all the way!
DAMNIT! There goes my idea…back to the drawing board for me.
FTW. aaaaand back to the writing board for me, too.
I spotted the Sniper!
In other news, troops were told to guard the Queen’s ‘bush’ no matter where it went.
That’s just wrong. And funny as hell.
A successful capture of the elusive Battlefieldis Camerinspawnus, commonly known as the Bush Monster.
Photo bombed in the bush, by a…….
After decades of tree-huggers arguing that plants have souls, the first Tree Zombies begin to emerge with a vengeance.
This medical marijuana thing is getting ridiculous.
KSU gets a win vote from me!
Walking weed.
Thank you kind sir!
The British have a lot to learn about cammo.
Curly ” Hey Larry have you seen Moe?”
Larry ” No. Have you seen him?”
If you cross your eyes, you only see one soldier!
Her Majesty’s far-flung regiments, on occasion, would eschew maneuvering over terrain for the exact opposite approach.
The first mobile “Pick Your Own” pot shop opens in Colorado.
He is such a brown-noser, literally.
Private SquarePeg, doing his best to fit in with Circle Hole Company.
I told you Tom in Oregon would go native but nooooo, everyone said “enjoy the hunt!”
I tip my hat to you.
I do have a home-made gillie suit. But it’s not that good.
“Tho he was excellent at making ghillie suits George “Itchy” Johnson was terrible at identifying plants.”
Tell the Sgt. Major we have apprehended THE Kalahari Bushman! Carry on.
So a Mexican, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar…
Gentlemen I give you H. G. Wells version of Predator.
Search that man, we have reason to believe he is carrying weed!
Deep cover for Washington States new Pot control squad.
I’m shakin’ it, boss, I’m shakin’ it!
Real men NEVER trim the bush…
We found Piers Morgan’s ratings…
“We asked these 3 cadets to survive in the bush for a week. One of whom took the exorcise very seriously.”
“Whatever you do DO NOT shot the bushes”.
Mr Obama, sir we captured George W Bush now you can stop blaming him.
Day 3: I’ve been standing here for hours, and they still don’t suspect me. If they don’t leave soon, I may have to put these leaves to other uses…
Winner of the Monty Python “How not to be seen” contest
BOOM. AAYYEE!
We demand… A SHRUBBERY!
“Can you guess which hunter has not showered lately? Always trust the ACME Porta-Shower, even when hunting far from home.”
I was going to make like a tree & leave, but hell, these guys needed the company.
Be vewy vewy quiet, we’re hunting tewwowists! huhuhuhuhuhuhu!!!!
Jackie Bushman and friends on safari.
The war on drugs just got real.
Faversham finally solved the conundrum of staying through roll call while in extremis from his urinary tract infection.
“Huh, what do you mean, where’s my gun? Camouflage, Duh!!”
Yeah, we see you.
Now if one of you will dress up like a Doritos bag, we’re all set.
Busshhhhh
George W. at an 1898 theme party, with his appropriately attired Secret Service protection team.
On patrol in the bush.
Sir Geoffery has become a true be-leafer in camoflage uniforms!
Concerns that Neville had gone native were not unfounded.
Upon hearing that weed had been legalized in Washington, Marvin expected a much different welcome visiting The White House.
Never shoot a large caliber bush with a small caliber gun.
now, that is a real guilly suit!!
The first George Bush.
Presenting the original “Knight of KNEE” with Shrubbery!
The early days of the Palm Beach Urban Response Unit.
Ultimate hide and seek…With sudden death elimination.
Teacher to students in boys Health Ed class…(do they even have that anymore in school?)
“Now boys, this is what can happen to you when you have unprotected sex”
After weeks in the jungle, Lieutenant Sir Harry Smith-Baden-Jones, accompanied by his trusted adjutant Sergeant Major Blucher, emerged after weeks in the jungle having captured the ever elusive and nearly mythical African Big Foot.
I know the Red force army is here somewhere – I can just feel it!
The first documented proof that pot-squatch really does exist..
“Where’s the sniper you guys say you captured?”
Department of Bush Security Officers Jerome Pedersen (left) and Horatio Aldwich (right) stand guard on recently captured radical Treeman Group member Frank Willow.
“If I, were king, of the forest! – not duke, not knight, not prince.”
Be vewwwwy quiet. i’m huntin crackas.
There once was a black man named Sammo
Who was quite an expert at cammo
He would sneak up on thee
And then take a pee
Leaving you wondering who fouled your ammo
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That’s good stuff.
This X a 100000000000000000000″””000″””””00″””00
Where’s Waldo now, he was just here
The original ” Bushmaster “
“How not to be seen.”
Ladies love a man with a huge bush.
“Be a simple, kind of man…”
Peek-a-boo, I see you.
Cammo my ass. Told ya that’s what happens when you don’t issue razors.
Earliest know photograph of British sniper training.
Arbor Day dress codes were strictly enforced in the British Empire.
Sorry guys, the 14 year old in me has to say it:
[self-imposed moderating edit!]
Charlies in the bush!
The early pioneer of real tree camo , William Jordan just knew his idea would be a phenomenon someday
DEA, the early years.
Before “don’t ask, don’t tell,” the Army had to go to extreme measures to keep Privates away from privates.
There ugly, there’s “two bagger” ugly, then there’s “hide ‘im the best you can ‘n maybe he’ll just blend in” ugly.
Breaker Morant 2: The Wrath of Lawn
“and this is my other brother George.”
Who knew a firing squad would be the original inspiration for the weed whacker!
The first “operator” is captured in the wild
I say, “This Peace Corp photographer has a sense of humor”.
Bully, and I say, “That with 2 nuts on the side and a bush in the middle, ol’ Reginald must be a D$ck”!
“I swear, if Bob tries to sneak up and prank us again, I’m gonna bayonet him.”
I think Dave’s been in the bush a little too long!
Hiding nearby is Mr E.V. Lambert of Homeleigh, The Burrows, Oswestry, who has presented the narrator with a poser by choosing a very clever way of not being seen. Although we do not know which bush he is behind, we can soon find out.
In other news… The elusive wild Bush man has been caught by two of her majesty finest, An exhibit in London zoo will house the creature for the world to see in the coming months.
Max Klinger in a desperate attempt to prove he was indeed a section 8 decided to show the bush under the dress. Being lebanese the bush was a trifle overgrown.
Brinks Security’s latest delivery to Colorado, self aware marijuana. Groovy man!
I can think of a couple that seemed to have it in for me. Luckily, I can barely remember.
Dammit, I said fix bayonets, Treebeard!
Mine’s not broken, Sir!
“We found Waldo!”
Chuck Hagel on his way to the podium to give a speech on cutting military pay.
The Pentagon’s first stealth land drone.
Experiments by the Colorado National Guard in camoflage are being conducted with a view of the changing environment in the state.
Swamp Thing apprehended! Details at 11.
This is where Magic Eye came from…
Charles Blythe and Thomas Hull are pictured outside their colonial outpost. They were on high alert after getting word that anti-colonist were often attempting to gather intelligence on the layout of the Brits defenses. Patrolling outside the wire is intended to discourage this activity.
Billy: I’m scared Poncho.
Poncho: Bullshit. You ain’t afraid of no man.
Billy: There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.
Early prototype ghilli suit
“We’re thinking about having it mounted…”
Man eating bush…
Private McManus had just finished reading ‘Macbeth’ when he suggested the institution of a new camouflage program.
Uh, we ran out of feathers. >_>
Dr. Livingston I presume?
Here we see a picture of the early bush hunters, along with a bush they recently able to successfully hunt down.
In other news…Drastic cuts in defense spending has set back many developmental programs, such as, the Soldier of the Future…
Day 25: Conditions are harsh but morale is high. The locals have accepted me as an indigenous bush.
Once again, Billy wins first place at the Extreme Adult Hide and Seek national championships.
“you can’t see me, you can’t see me”
That will teach you to wipe your a$$ with creeping ivy!
My dad and brother went on safari and all I got was this lousy brush pile.
In Australia, even the dope plants will try to kill you!
Low on field rations? Photo-synthesize ’em!
This was Rick and Bob’s first week of assignment. They have heard of the stories, then they met Jim. They now wonder how much longer till they go insane.
“Ladies and gentlemen, earlier today we arrested marijuana. The war on drugs is finally over!”
Operator as whoopee
Ch-ch-chia
“One of the things is not like the other…”
Go ahead say it Call me a horticulturist again see what happens. That’s our word you can’t use it. Bontanist please!
Anybody that was alive during the Viet Nam days will remember the rumors of a strain of VD so bad that they were putting the victims on an isolated island to keep them from spreading the disease.
Who knew the rumors were true?
Miricle Grow! Your uniforms best friend!
Steve Trim – operating since 1941.
Boo!
Now soldier. Here’s a lesson in Cammo. The man on the left chose the wrong one. a citi…. errrr terrorist, can see you a mile away. The one on the right is much better. But the one in the middle will let you get close and personal. Allowing you to collect their seditious materials after taking them out.
Look what we found, a dude with plants growing out of him!
Who can stand at attention the longest? I’m guessing the one in the middle….
The Three Amigos’ first attempt to communicate with the Singing Bush, in order to find El Guapo’s hideout.
Rare photograph of Albert Gore Sr. in full bloom, shows the little acorn didn’t fall far from the tree.
and here we see the only known photograph of the army’s “skating” all time champion.
Sir, I think we’ve found our smuggler!
I think it’s safe to say that poor Nigel’s taken this personal stash thing to a whole new level!
“aren’t we to old to play peek a boo?”
“One of these things is not like the other!”
Figure 3-7: With a vigorous inward motion smash the two sentries’ heads together and now you have not one but two rifles to complement your new ghille suit.
Excerpt from “The Last Minute Prepper/Partizan” from Paladin Press
Incognito cracked me up with “We’re thinking of having it mounted.” He takes this week’s prize.