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  1. Starry-Eyed Man, Left, Center: “You’re right…45 is superior to 9mm in every way…no one’s ever explained it like that.”

  2. “And the dragon’s teeth were THIS big….”
    “Wow! Tell us another story of how you became Supreme Commander, Uncle Kim.

  3. Yeah, see.. Then this Messerschmidt comes outta the sky, see, right outta my ten o’clock, see, so I blasts him with my 88 magnum. I sent that sorry Fokker right into the ground. Yeah.

    • Winner.

      But mostly because it’s so eerily similar in tone and vernacular to my (unposted) caption. Except mine had a Kraut hill and flare gun in it.

  4. Anybody have an idea of the real story behind this? Is the guy in center of importance?

    Edit: Doh!…click on the pic!

    Edit2: Wow! Great pics of female wartime hotness in uniform!

  5. What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you men.

  6. Mr. Yee explains how to make a fortune running illegal guns after the shooting stops by infiltrating the political system and voting for gun control measures. Don’t tell anybody, ‘mkay?

  7. Using his best accent, Shinji managed to fools the American soldiers into believing he was a Navajo code talker instead of a Japanese spy.

  8. “And as it turns out Hitler is my height!”
    “So I put two rounds in the sonofabitch and called it a night!”

  9. “Then I used this here flare pistol to knock that focke-wulf right out of the sky” (using hand gesture to emphasize shot placement)

  10. …and so then this big German guys charges at me…I dunno, he was maybe this tall…and all I could find was this flare gun…so I lit him up!

  11. So I told General Patton that we should respect the German soldiers. Read them their rights before fighting them. Maybe get the FBI to join us. And we shouldn’t be shooting those nasty guns at them. This marshmellow gun will show them how much we want to co-exist and not hurt them. That some day the US Army will have to get permission before hurting anyone. General Patton laughed in my face and said ” the US GI won’t ever have to get permission to kill those bastards. It would mean the end of America as a nation ! These dog faces are killing machines Eddie. You can’t change that.”

  12. “Sergeant, I’m telling you, even if you could find a French virgin out there, one look at this gun and she’s gonna run.”

  13. ” …and then I said, ‘ Okay, you Hebrew mugs! Moses ain’t comin’ back from Sinai, see? I’m takin’ over see?
    Anybody don’t like it- gets it! See?’. “

  14. “Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do when they come for you?”

    “I don’t know about the rest of you. But this is what I’m gonna do.”

  15. “Now the first one of you boys to win the race to the top of the gets to take this flare gun, put it in Hitler’s pooper and pull the trigger!”…… Go!

  16. “…so I had that Frenchie by the collar and pulled him up on his heels…I told him to get his ass back to the front, and bam! His eyes rolled back into his head and he fell like a sack of potatoes right in front of me, passed out cold from fright!

  17. OK guys. This will be fun. Remove the orange tip of this airsoft gun, otherwise identical to a Beretta 92, point it at a police officer and yell “April Fool!”.

  18. I snuck up on that Nazi taking an early morning dump behind a tree. Gave em the old Sieg Hiel! Then before he knew it, he got 2 toots from the barrel of my colt!

  19. Now I come here to warn you soldiers! My brethren in Hollywood will one day sensationalize violence, glamorize war, celebrate mediocrity and idolize immorality! All the while they will be denouncing freedom, condemning the wars they are so willing to glamorize and exploit for profits, trying to disarm the public through fear and pushing socialist and communist ideals. After they have brainwashed America with their evil plot all you will have left to defend you and your family from the dangers posed by these monsters is a simple flare gun such as this! All you have fought for will be in jeopardy!

  20. Y’all see that anti-gun billboard way over there? Betcha I can land this flare close enough that the whole countryside can see that baby!

  21. Now remember boys, never point a gun at something you’re not willing to destroy, like these fellas from the second regiment.

  22. If my second hand smoke, or my rough language, or my finger on this here trigger hurt any of you mama’s-boy’s feelings raise your hand.

  23. “And then this guy is yammering on about how German engineering is the pinnacle of everything… So I show him my 1911! He throws this rocket pistol on the ground, spits, and walks off!!”

  24. “And that’s when I said, ‘Listen mother*#@9r, I don’t care if she’s your ex-wife or not, we weren’t doing anything other than doing some target shooting.’ And that’s when he came after me….

    ..but I swear, Captain, the .45 was already in my hand!!!!! “

  25. “Son, after this war these European countries here will never think about gun control again. They’ll be free states.. Free from the tyranny of a corrupt and controlling government..”

    Sometimes the future turns out bad.

  26. So I’m clearing trenches and there’s this kid with this flare gun and I say: I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire eight shots or only seven?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Colt 1911, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

  27. The prisoners of war did their best to humor their captor, and show genuine gratitude for his gift of an invisible friend to their group.

  28. You mean to tell me that you boys just whooped some fuckin’ ROCKET GUN totin’ Krauts? The girls back home are gonna think your cocks are this big!

  29. “Alright you primitive Screwheads. Listen Up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It’s a single shot flare gun. Uncle Sam’s top of the line. You can get it from the local supply sergeant. That’s right, this baby was made the Good ‘ole US of A. Costs the government approximately $15 dollars each. Got plastic grips, horribly heavy trigger and was quickly produced with a parkerized finish. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!

  30. Well boys, none of our reader submitted gun reviews made it into TTAG. But don’t worry…Plan B, IGOTD award, is a sure thing.

  31. “Don’t forget to shoot one in the hip when force-choking a mutha-f*cker…”

    – Group of Jedi cadets learning how to incorporate Darkside Force powers into their weapons manipulations and training from a Jedi Operator knowledgeable in advanced Sith fighting techniques.

  32. G.I. “Why didn’t the Japanese we just fought have any guns?”
    Spy “I told them the had to be this tall to get one.”

  33. The entire platoon just smiled and nodded, hoping their bumbling commander wouldn’t actually demonstrate the “proper use” of a captured rocket gun this close to them. Notice the piece of potato blocking the barrel, just like they’d done to his car’s tail pipe back home…

  34. “Welcome to Japan boys. If you are shorter than this, report to artillery.”

    “Everybody else, if you see someone shorter than this, fire”

  35. Honest to God fellas. If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin”. I nailed that Moose with this very same .45 with one shot and he stood this tall at the shoulder.

  36. Enjoy your handgun, men, while you can. Fifty years from now, the government that issued you this weapon will be trying its darnedest to criminalize it.

  37. “… and that’s what I told my wife I was doing last night. Now that every body is on the same page, what the hell are we supposed to talk about tonight?”


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