Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a CMC Tactical AR Trigger


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  1. avatar Youzernayme says:

    Starry-Eyed Man, Left, Center: “You’re right…45 is superior to 9mm in every way…no one’s ever explained it like that.”

  2. avatar Mike L says:

    It’s OK. I’m a trained actor.

  3. avatar Model66 says:

    “And the dragon’s teeth were THIS big….”
    “Wow! Tell us another story of how you became Supreme Commander, Uncle Kim.

  4. avatar m in nc says:

    “and we’ll pile all those conspiracy books this high and burn ’em”

  5. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    And then I went ‘pew pew pew’ and the while regiment fell down.

  6. avatar Javier says:

    OK now gents, remember when the zombie hordes are after you, you got to shoot them in the head.

  7. avatar Itsme says:

    Look guys…one hand!

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Yeah, see.. Then this Messerschmidt comes outta the sky, see, right outta my ten o’clock, see, so I blasts him with my 88 magnum. I sent that sorry Fokker right into the ground. Yeah.

    1. avatar 80 D says:


      But mostly because it’s so eerily similar in tone and vernacular to my (unposted) caption. Except mine had a Kraut hill and flare gun in it.

  9. avatar doesky2 says:

    Anybody have an idea of the real story behind this? Is the guy in center of importance?

    Edit: Doh!…click on the pic!

    Edit2: Wow! Great pics of female wartime hotness in uniform!

    1. avatar doesky2 says:

      I knew that guy looking familiar….Edward G. Robinson.

    2. avatar doesky2 says:

      The women in these pictures would beat the ever living sheet out of the whiny ass women on today’s campuses, MSNBC and WaPo “news” desks, and femi-nazi blog sites.

  10. avatar Jeff Rigsby says:

    What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you men.

  11. avatar PeterW says:

    Mr. Yee explains how to make a fortune running illegal guns after the shooting stops by infiltrating the political system and voting for gun control measures. Don’t tell anybody, ‘mkay?

  12. avatar dph says:

    …then I told Patton, just gimme the damn cigars.

  13. avatar Cameron S. says:

    “They gotta be like this tall to die for the Fuhrer.”

  14. avatar Accur81 says:

    Well gentlemen, that about sums up what actors like me know about gun safety.

  15. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Using his best accent, Shinji managed to fools the American soldiers into believing he was a Navajo code talker instead of a Japanese spy.

  16. avatar alexander says:

    A practice session before the Russian Roulette games begin.

  17. avatar Robert W. says:

    Chris Costa’s spiritual grandfather explains the basics of weapon retention in close combat.

  18. avatar Gwen Patton says:

    “…I am the only one here professional enough to handle this weapon…”


  19. avatar Nv says:

    Watch this finger disappear!

  20. avatar Stacy says:

    Always point the gun in a safe direction.

  21. avatar Darrell Burghardt says:

    And God came down from on high and said unto John Moses Browning. ” In .45 so shall it be chambered…”

  22. avatar Kyle Quakenbush says:

    “And as it turns out Hitler is my height!”
    “So I put two rounds in the sonofabitch and called it a night!”

  23. avatar Brandon says:

    Hold my cigar, I want to try something real quick.

  24. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    “Then I used this here flare pistol to knock that focke-wulf right out of the sky” (using hand gesture to emphasize shot placement)

  25. avatar Matt in Maine says:

    So he pulls out his Luger and I says to him, “you call THAT a gun?”

  26. avatar David in NC says:

    Instead of typing it out verbatim, I feel like the following link better captures what my caption says:


    Skip to 1:54 to begin my caption entry.

  27. avatar dh34 says:

    …and so then this big German guys charges at me…I dunno, he was maybe this tall…and all I could find was this flare gun…so I lit him up!

  28. avatar Bob says:

    So this guy in New York walks up to me and asks if this gun here can hold more than 7 bullets…

  29. avatar Austin says:

    SEE!!! Told you the A-Bombs would work!!

  30. avatar chad says:

    “So I had to go to my .45 when the Darth Vader Force choke didn’t work!”

  31. avatar Pikes Pete says:

    So I told General Patton that we should respect the German soldiers. Read them their rights before fighting them. Maybe get the FBI to join us. And we shouldn’t be shooting those nasty guns at them. This marshmellow gun will show them how much we want to co-exist and not hurt them. That some day the US Army will have to get permission before hurting anyone. General Patton laughed in my face and said ” the US GI won’t ever have to get permission to kill those bastards. It would mean the end of America as a nation ! These dog faces are killing machines Eddie. You can’t change that.”

  32. avatar Phil COV says:

    This version of “Duck duck goose” always seemed to get their attention.

  33. avatar Alex says:

    “…so then I tell him ‘Don’t worry, I only want you to REGISTER this gun.'”

  34. avatar Wood says:


  35. avatar Jay says:

    “Sergeant, I’m telling you, even if you could find a French virgin out there, one look at this gun and she’s gonna run.”

  36. avatar Gregolas says:

    ” …and then I said, ‘ Okay, you Hebrew mugs! Moses ain’t comin’ back from Sinai, see? I’m takin’ over see?
    Anybody don’t like it- gets it! See?’. “

  37. avatar Robin says:

    “You’ve got to lead them just right.”

  38. avatar David says:

    Here, hold my cigar. Watch this!

  39. avatar jwm says:

    “Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do when they come for you?”

    “I don’t know about the rest of you. But this is what I’m gonna do.”

  40. avatar Cucamonga Jeff says:

    “Now the first one of you boys to win the race to the top of the gets to take this flare gun, put it in Hitler’s pooper and pull the trigger!”…… Go!

  41. avatar John says:

    And I was like Rocket pistol? I grabbed the pistol, see, but the rocket? I was this close.

  42. avatar Tom says:

    “…so I had that Frenchie by the collar and pulled him up on his heels…I told him to get his ass back to the front, and bam! His eyes rolled back into his head and he fell like a sack of potatoes right in front of me, passed out cold from fright!

  43. avatar Chief Master says:

    “His shoulder thing went up so high, we had to bust out the flare guns to take him down.”

  44. avatar Old Fhart says:

    Everybody back or the invisible man gets it!

  45. avatar Gary Pope says:

    OK guys. This will be fun. Remove the orange tip of this airsoft gun, otherwise identical to a Beretta 92, point it at a police officer and yell “April Fool!”.

  46. avatar Rosco says:

    I snuck up on that Nazi taking an early morning dump behind a tree. Gave em the old Sieg Hiel! Then before he knew it, he got 2 toots from the barrel of my colt!

  47. avatar Alex says:

    Now I come here to warn you soldiers! My brethren in Hollywood will one day sensationalize violence, glamorize war, celebrate mediocrity and idolize immorality! All the while they will be denouncing freedom, condemning the wars they are so willing to glamorize and exploit for profits, trying to disarm the public through fear and pushing socialist and communist ideals. After they have brainwashed America with their evil plot all you will have left to defend you and your family from the dangers posed by these monsters is a simple flare gun such as this! All you have fought for will be in jeopardy!

  48. avatar PeterK says:

    And this is about high high your head will go if I ND this puppy RIIIIGHT now.

  49. avatar Mike says:

    Y’all see that anti-gun billboard way over there? Betcha I can land this flare close enough that the whole countryside can see that baby!

  50. avatar Mike says:

    Now remember boys, never point a gun at something you’re not willing to destroy, like these fellas from the second regiment.

  51. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    Starry-Eyed Man, Left, Center: I always love this part of the story, don’t you ?

  52. avatar mountocean says:

    If my second hand smoke, or my rough language, or my finger on this here trigger hurt any of you mama’s-boy’s feelings raise your hand.

  53. avatar Dickie J says:

    “And then I was all like, ‘I said EXTRA schnitzel, you stingy Kraut!'”

  54. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your .22 ammo!!!!!!

  55. avatar bandolero says:

    You must be this tall to operate with.

  56. avatar Marc says:

    Greet with one hand and arm the other.

  57. avatar Chris says:

    “…aaaand this was where Mr. Canseco should have kept his hand”

  58. avatar Aaron says:

    I’ve had it up to here with Nazi’s, so lets go show them the rockets red glare.

  59. avatar Zora says:

    Fella we’re lookin for’s bout yea high, keeps singing the word “baby” over and over again.

  60. avatar Forrestt C. says:

    I swear to God, I’ll pistol whip the next Motherf****er that says shenanigans!

  61. avatar Mad Cow says:

    So I told the goat, “put your dukes up” and he said, “I got freakin’ no dukes”!

  62. avatar Steve says:

    “NO NO NO, I said I was from SOUTH Vietnam. “

  63. avatar Will P. says:

    “Now I’d like everyone I don’t like, and doesn’t like me to move to over here where I’m pointing the gun…”

  64. avatar OHgunner says:

    “And then this guy is yammering on about how German engineering is the pinnacle of everything… So I show him my 1911! He throws this rocket pistol on the ground, spits, and walks off!!”

  65. avatar Samson says:

    “And that’s when I said, ‘Listen mother*#@9r, I don’t care if she’s your ex-wife or not, we weren’t doing anything other than doing some target shooting.’ And that’s when he came after me….

    ..but I swear, Captain, the .45 was already in my hand!!!!! “

  66. avatar Rick F. says:

    “Whadaya mean, you don’t see my friend, Harvey? He’s standing right here.”

  67. avatar NickinTX says:

    There WAS a fourth stooge, but Moe got careless one day…

  68. avatar Tominator says:

    …”and then this turkey comes in low”….

  69. avatar bolero says:

    We’d stack ’em five feet high, use ’em for sandbags.

  70. avatar emfourty gasmask says:

    “Son, after this war these European countries here will never think about gun control again. They’ll be free states.. Free from the tyranny of a corrupt and controlling government..”

    Sometimes the future turns out bad.

  71. avatar TommyinKY says:

    So I’m clearing trenches and there’s this kid with this flare gun and I say: I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire eight shots or only seven?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Colt 1911, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

  72. avatar An English Person says:

    The prisoners of war did their best to humor their captor, and show genuine gratitude for his gift of an invisible friend to their group.

  73. avatar Joshua says:

    “myeh, see boys, your 45’s are nice but I had this piece custom made to let dem krauts really have it!”

  74. avatar Forrestt C. says:

    I said we’re doing a production of Guys and Dolls and that’s that! Now…..Jazz Hands!

  75. avatar JJ Swiontek says:

    You distract ’em with your left hand and point-shoot him with your right while saying, “You dirty rat!”

  76. avatar Phil says:

    So I says to the Kraut, “Where’s your Messiah now”

  77. avatar Don says:

    Firearms Blogging, circa 1944.

    1. avatar youzernayme says:

      For the win

  78. avatar Patrick says:

    And for my next trick I will need a volunteer from the audience…

  79. avatar Phil says:

    So I says to the Nazi, “Where’s your Messiah now”. Better

  80. avatar Jeremy Conn says:

    You mean to tell me that you boys just whooped some fuckin’ ROCKET GUN totin’ Krauts? The girls back home are gonna think your cocks are this big!

  81. avatar Kyle Mitchell says:

    “Now, if for some reason you cannot use the force to choke your enemy, reach for your sidearm”

  82. avatar IsaacT says:

    “Alright you primitive Screwheads. Listen Up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It’s a single shot flare gun. Uncle Sam’s top of the line. You can get it from the local supply sergeant. That’s right, this baby was made the Good ‘ole US of A. Costs the government approximately $15 dollars each. Got plastic grips, horribly heavy trigger and was quickly produced with a parkerized finish. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!

    1. avatar Wood says:

      Gimme some sugar, baby. It’s good to be the king.

  83. avatar Ryan Skinner says:

    Don’t worry guys, its only 9mm.

  84. avatar Tom in Wisconsin says:

    By the time your children are this tall, I’ll be Soylent Green.

  85. avatar tfunk says:

    Well boys, none of our reader submitted gun reviews made it into TTAG. But don’t worry…Plan B, IGOTD award, is a sure thing.

  86. avatar JoeVK says:

    …and then Godzilla ate a tank and I thought “Aww crap, this pistol is not gonna be enough!”

  87. avatar Tommy Yi says:

    “Don’t forget to shoot one in the hip when force-choking a mutha-f*cker…”

    – Group of Jedi cadets learning how to incorporate Darkside Force powers into their weapons manipulations and training from a Jedi Operator knowledgeable in advanced Sith fighting techniques.

  88. avatar Charles Sams says:

    “Lets see how many liberals we can get to shit their pants when we show them this flare gun”

  89. avatar Lance F says:

    G.I. “Why didn’t the Japanese we just fought have any guns?”
    Spy “I told them the had to be this tall to get one.”

  90. avatar Jay says:

    The entire platoon just smiled and nodded, hoping their bumbling commander wouldn’t actually demonstrate the “proper use” of a captured rocket gun this close to them. Notice the piece of potato blocking the barrel, just like they’d done to his car’s tail pipe back home…

  91. avatar David C says:

    “Welcome to Japan boys. If you are shorter than this, report to artillery.”

    “Everybody else, if you see someone shorter than this, fire”

  92. avatar Eric says:

    Some people have youth, some have beauty – I have menace

  93. avatar Rebecca says:

    Honest to God fellas. If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin”. I nailed that Moose with this very same .45 with one shot and he stood this tall at the shoulder.

  94. avatar Kenneth says:

    Enjoy your handgun, men, while you can. Fifty years from now, the government that issued you this weapon will be trying its darnedest to criminalize it.

  95. avatar Darin Sama says:

    Anyone hungry? Im going to Kroger.

  96. avatar Chris I says:

    So, Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito walk into a bar….

  97. avatar Andrew H says:

    “Throw that cigar in the air and watch me light it with this flare gun.”

  98. avatar Manny Gonzalez says:

    “… and that’s what I told my wife I was doing last night. Now that every body is on the same page, what the hell are we supposed to talk about tonight?”

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