Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Strike Industries Checkmate Comp


Enter the best caption in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Strike Industries Checkmate Comp (used by Jeremy for testing, pic after the jump) . . .     [h/t Tom in Oregon]



(comp has no washer)


  1. avatar Youzernayme says:

    no one NEEDS a 30 rd mag for fishing, but it helps.

  2. avatar B320 says:

    Nyet! Rifle is fine!

  3. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “I gotta remember for next time – Don’t bring a gun to a Super-Soaker fight.”

  4. avatar Phil LA says:

    No no no. The bubbles were from my rifle.

  5. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    Dude, I think he just jumped the shark.

  6. avatar Dimo says:

    “All right, come on! Show the tank. Show me the tank.”

  7. avatar Stephen says:

    Scuba Soldier

  8. avatar tom12121112 says:

    U.S. military adapting to global warming.

  9. avatar Logan M says:

    Hunting the Loch Ness Monster has gone to a new level.

  10. avatar Sgt Frank says:

    “It’s really great to find a place with no magazine size regulations!”

  11. avatar Illinois_Minion says:

    Boating accident, FTW!!!!


    Shark week this…..

  12. avatar Flyboy says:

    After several unsuccessful spear fishing expeditions, Joe finally decides to bring the equalizer!

  13. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Electronic Arts has purchased the flagging Call of Duty franchise from Activision and plans on bolstering sales using a cross-over strategy with its own troubled Tiger Woods golf property. Pictured: an upcoming still from the new game taken from a level titled “Water Hazard.”

  14. avatar John says:

    Next on the history channel… When mermaids attack.

    1. avatar GayGunOwner says:

      +1 – LOL

  15. avatar Gene says:

    I really don’t know how they can fire under water without rupturing eardrums or not being able to clear their ears changing depths.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Go to depth.

      Equalize ears.

      Insert ear plugs.

      Shoot gun.

      Remove ear plugs.


      If you fail to remove ear plugs before ascending, you’ll damn sure wish you had.

      1. avatar Gene says:

        Well, I’ll be… Do the plugs actually do any good under water? Seems as if it still would hurt a whole lot given how well sound travels in a liquid.

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          You’ll have to ask someone who has tried it.

          I like my ears far too much to play test subject…

  16. avatar dh34 says:

    Jacques Cousteau made Scuba divers, Mikhail Kalashnikov made them equal.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Jacques Cousteau made Scuba divers, Gaston Glock’s marine firing pin cups made them equal.


  17. avatar Joe R. says:

    Insurance Adjuster Jeremy Harris was somewhat shocked to find that the guns were indeed lost at sea

  18. avatar Steve says:

    FPS Russia must really be fishing for ideas now…

  19. avatar H says:

    I, Am, So, Tired, of, Cleaning, My, Wife’s, Fish Tank!

  20. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    The Gorton’s fisherman has adapted to the changing times.

  21. avatar Bob says:

    The humidity in Houston gets thick sometimes.

  22. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    While Gordon endured the interminable wait for his NFA paperwork to clear, he found alternative ways to suppress his firearm while training.

  23. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    Russia has come to liberate Atlantis.

  24. avatar NikcaP says:



  25. avatar ninjaTED says:

    So that’s what happened to the ‘assault rifles’ I lost in that tragic canoeing accident.

  26. avatar Jeffro says:

    operators………………. operating………………… operationally……….

  27. avatar Chris says:

    In Soviet Russia, Kalashnikov bites shark.

  28. avatar Geo says:

    recently approved suppressor for the land of 10,000 lakes

  29. avatar Gunr says:

    Beats the hell out of a spear gun!

  30. avatar 0351 says:

    “Imperius Rex!”

    Someone will get it….

  31. avatar Al Engineer says:

    ..We’re going to need a bigger shark…..

  32. avatar Jason says:

    Damn thing only runs wet.

  33. avatar anthony p says:

    Must practice every self defense scenario possible! Always ready.

  34. avatar Gunr says:

    Dam salesman told me the water would soak up most of the recoil!

  35. avatar I1ULUZ says:

    When your pool has a serious algae problem, use AK*, Algae Killer by Kalashnikov.


    What happens to Russians who wizz in public swimming pools.

  36. avatar PeterW says:

    So my buddy says I’m not casting hard enough. Here’s my hard cast, stupid fish!

  37. avatar Steve in TX says:

    Shit. I thought it would end with shower carry…

  38. avatar Maureen Gyory says:

    “Under the sea, darlin’ it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me”

  39. avatar Jon says:

    When Ivan first came to America he got fired from his first job as a cameraman for the discovery channel shooting shark week.

  40. avatar Robert W. says:

    “I have you this time Mr. Bond!”

  41. avatar Mecha75 says:

    The North Carolina militia training for shark patrol along the outer banks

  42. avatar Steve In MA (now RI) says:

    Now children, this is a photo from the early 21st Century of the well-known military expedition undertaken in Lake Ontario to discover the location that Hillary Clinton hid her soul. The camera was found on the shore some months later, the fate of those brave men is still unknown to this day.

  43. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    Jacques Cousteau. Underwater Operative.

  44. avatar Ed says:

    Shark hunting season opened early in North Carolina today.

  45. avatar Mike says:

    No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

  46. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    Русский римейк “Челюсти”

    1. avatar JaxD says:

      Worst Google translation EVER!

  47. avatar Geoff PR says:

    You’re not stealing *my* re-breather, mother-phuquer…

  48. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    The beach is that way….

  49. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Where’s aquaman when you need him?

  50. avatar Billy-bob says:

    Back when I was a seal we had to do this with a snorkel, naked

    1. avatar JWM says:

      Wait……you did what with a naked seal? Ain’t that against Federal law and the laws of nature?

      1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

        “no, no. that’s the ice cream…”

  51. avatar Jon says:

    Bob the scuba instructor and gun enthusiast decided to do a special under water tribute to mikhail kalashnikov.

  52. avatar Chris75 says:

    There you go Mr. Krabs. Plankton won’t be trying to get the Krabby Patty formula anymore!

  53. avatar Governmentknowsbest says:

    Because AK…..mic drop

  54. avatar S.CROCK says:

    Coming up next on shark week…

  55. avatar Usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    ‘Pew Pew’


    ‘He runs his suppress wet’

  56. avatar The Original JohnO says:

    Damned frogs!

  57. avatar Rick K says:

    Great idea using antis as shark bait. It’s a real win-win.

  58. avatar JJTAK says:

    In Russia, deep sea fishing is not nearly as popular as deep sea hunting.

  59. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Yep, the effective terminal range of an AK47 under water is about 3 feet.

  60. avatar Jason Byrne says:

    While Sally sells seashells down by the seashore, Sammy prefers his shells be 7.62×39.

  61. avatar dave says:

    I don’t always fire rifles underwater, but when I do, dos AK’s!

    1. avatar Chrispy says:

      That one made me giggle

  62. avatar Sam says:

    Better than noodeling!!!

  63. avatar Powers says:

    This will make me the most operator at comic con

  64. avatar somebody else says:

    Is that a zombie in the background?

  65. avatar pat omalley says:

    Spear gun? Hell no!

  66. avatar JeffM says:

    New shooters always over oil…

  67. avatar Gregolas says:

    “For hates sake I spit at thee!
    From Hell’s heart I shoot at thee!”

  68. avatar jcrx says:

    … And all you have to do is shout “my God! It’s coming right for us!”

  69. avatar Tim says:

    1. I see they found the JJFU Suppressor Testing Facility
    2. “Obviously guns are responsible for the shark attacks on the east coast, and underwater recreational fishing has no need for large capacity clips or pistol grips or other scary black accessories like rocket launchers and full-auto modular rails! How many fish have to die before we stop this madness” (quote from Democratic senator from NY, while eating his grilled Halibut)

  70. avatar AaronW says:

    The piece of driftwood warned, “six must die” but this guy went overboard…

  71. avatar SeanA says:

    Shark week just got real!

  72. avatar Phil LA says:

    Red Dawn 2: Commies in New Orleans.

  73. avatar jcrx says:

    I guess when you live in a gun free zone, there aren’t really many places to go grocery shopping anymore.

  74. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Next on Mythbusters…”

  75. avatar mickeal says:

    Mr. Putin on his morning swim after a shot of morning vodka always brings his ak47

  76. avatar Phil says:

    Yep… it shoots.

  77. avatar Kyle Mitchell says:

    The shark interrogation continued to slide down a slippery slope. The fish begged and pleaded for his life. His young sharkling just finished elementary school; his wife finishing up her dental assistant degree. All whilst denying any ties to the Carolina shark attacks. Suddenly, a load thunk deafened the few witnesses surrounding the prisoner.
    Major Smith stood there, bubble erupting all around him. “Spear me your lies, fish.”

  78. avatar Scott Miller says:

    No spear fishing allowed…no problem.

  79. avatar JWM says:

    Cosmonaut training.

  80. avatar Winningstads says:

    Wow! Every story about a “boating accident” was true!!!

  81. avatar Art out West says:

    Try that with your fancy American AR15.

  82. avatar jake says:

    “Once they found Nemo, he didn’t stand a chance.”

  83. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    The assault on Aquaman’s base is going well.

    1. avatar Lotek says:

      Get off my lawn effin lawn aqua man

  84. avatar Joe in the Barrens says:

    When you positively, absolutely, have to kill everything in the pond. Unfortunately, Boris did not have the appropriate stamp and will now spend the rest of his life diving for golf balls at the local muni course.

  85. avatar Matt in Idaho says:

    Some studies suggest that scuba diving is increasing in popularity but the truth is there are fewer and fewer who are accumulating larger amounts of scuba gear.

  86. avatar CZ Peasy says:

    What’s better than one dead lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?
    One really dead lawyer at the bottom of the ocean.

  87. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    JAWS 5
    This time it’s personal!

  88. avatar tmm says:

    …hold breath…….squeeze….

  89. avatar xer 21 says:

    Jaws: Origins was the surprise hit of the summer.

  90. avatar Kap says:

    Hey ma look art my new shark gun

  91. avatar Tater says:

    The moms demand action can’t find me down here.

  92. avatar Ken in TN says:

    Bond. James Bond…..oh look, SPECTRE!

  93. avatar Silentbrick says:

    Dave tried all the lures and every kind of bait with no luck. Then he got even…

    “I’ll teach you stupid fish to laugh at me!”

  94. avatar Mark Lee says:

    “I think you’re taking this subgun thing a bit too literally”

  95. avatar Will P. says:

    “You see comrade, AK work everywhere!”

  96. avatar Dave says:

    “Somehow,I thought submarine warfare was going to be different! ….damn budget cuts!”

  97. avatar Tyler B. says:

    Why give a man a fish when you can teach him to use an underwater rifle?

  98. avatar Dave says:

    “Eugene stoner was bound and determined to make that AK Misfire”!

  99. avatar Steve says:

    Putin’s recent demonstration of Spetznaz anti submarine warfare resulted in another front page spread in Pravda for the “beloved” leader.

  100. avatar AaronW says:

    Why jump the shark when you can stay well underneath it?

  101. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Say hello to my LEETLE friend….”

    Hollywood, (attempting to milk a dead cow) takes another ‘shot’ at Tony Montana in Scar Of the Seas.

  102. avatar AaronW says:

    “The Old Man and the Sea” would have ended differently if he had SCUBA tanks and a modified Kalash…

  103. avatar Herman says:

    The fishbowl diver finally got tired of Goldie crapping everywhere.

  104. avatar v. caine says:

    I’m sure there’s a polock joke to be made here somehow

  105. avatar Rusty Shackleford says:

    Amity P.D. ain’t screwing around any more.

  106. avatar Nick in GA says:

    My bubbles!!!!

  107. avatar schernobyl says:

    James Bond used a sissy spear gun, I can do better!

  108. avatar Matthew Gray says:

    When boar hunting from a helicopter gets old . . .

  109. avatar GaPharmD says:

    “Damn it Carl, the current is flowing this way! PINCH IT OFF!!!”

  110. avatar Rob S says:

    Spear Fishing 2.0, Now with more gunpowder!

  111. Next time I’ll try this from outside the gel block.

  112. avatar SSH says:

    “When you pry it from my cold dead FLIPPERS!”

  113. avatar nemsis says:

    “F%&K them gators!!!”

  114. avatar SonnyRoofy says:

    lost footage from Whale Wars

  115. avatar Chrispy says:

    Diving in the wrong neighborhood, with the right hardware.

  116. I guess which gun I use depends on how big the barrel is.
    There’s no fish in this barrel. Promise.
    Moby Dick ain’t got shit on me!
    Kalasnikov: Telling stingrays to fuck off since 1947.
    If only Steve Irwin had one of these.
    Tales of “the one that got away” suddenly become very rare.
    No. More. Excuses.

  117. Dammit open carry guys. It doesn’t mean to carry in open water.

  118. avatar Camo says:

    Another damp squib…what the heck???

  119. avatar clickboom says:

    Ivan’s stretch of getting skunked is ending today, Damnit!

  120. avatar schernobyl says:

    Putting to the test keeping your powder dry

  121. avatar TStew says:

    And last, Mr. AK-47, the very best there is… When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cking fish within three to five feet, accept no substitute!

  122. avatar MigNoche says:

    Check out my dive buddy…..it was his first time watching shark week on the discovery channel.

  123. avatar MigNoche says:

    I found a way to silence my rifle in California!

  124. avatar Brian says:

    President Obama FINALLY caved in and made an “assault rifle allowed area” in America today, in response to the gun owners cries about “gun free zones”.

  125. avatar Jim Bradford says:

    Fishing level….expert.

  126. avatar David says:

    You’re scuba diving down a deserted coral outcropping with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. Fortunately, you’re packing and you let him have it with your underwater AK. Thank goodness for that underwater combat course you took in Vegas last year.

  127. avatar David says:

    Well, the TASER didn’t work out so well. Despite being electrocuted I still have motor function in my trigger finger! Lets try the AK next!

  128. avatar Ms. Ison says:

    How many yards is this zero’d for, 2 or 4?

  129. avatar ADM says:

    “…Wait, so the U in GRU *doesn’t* stand for “Underwater”?”

  130. avatar v caine says:

    Oh, you said Nicaragua?!?!?

  131. avatar chris ortiz says:

    That moment you go to war with mermaids.

  132. avatar I1ULUZ says:

    Coming to theaters this summer the next and final chapter in the Nemo saga.

    First there was FINDING NEMO

    This summer we proudly present: NEMO FOUND & TERMINATED (with extreme prejudice) rated G

    Starring DevGru, filmed on location at Dam Neck and off the Virginia coast. The true story of a group of brave United State Navy SEALs on a mission to capture or kill the most famous cute adorable lovable fish in the world, NEMO.


    Sushi anyone?

  133. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    7.62x 39, just for the halibut.

  134. avatar treefroggy says:

    I told you before , no peeing in the pool !!

  135. Obama refuses to go after ISIS but sends in SEAL Team Six to protect beach goers from shark attacks.

  136. But the box said Sub-sonic?

  137. avatar GayGunOwner says:

    Karl tries new obstruction removal technique at sewage treatment plant.

  138. avatar Wayne C. says:

    Rule #4 – Know your target and what’s beyond, even if you only have 30 feet of visibility.

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