Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Set of ARTactical Bullet Caps


Enter the best comment below by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a set of four ARTactical .45 caliber bullet valve caps for your ride.


  1. avatar Pieslapper says:


  2. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Welllll mommy…would you like to pull the trigger on my other gun?

  3. avatar Jimmy Changa says:

    Wow Ronny! Just look at how she dodges bullets & fires back with lies! I tell you that Pelosi girl is plum fast!

  4. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Where’s his left hand?

  5. avatar jsallison says:

    No, mommy, that’s Ed Muskie, not a muskrat. Well, you may be right after all, go ahead.

  6. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “If you hit it just right, it’ll trickle down”.

    1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

      why would i still bother? perfect.

  7. avatar tfunk says:

    Just you wait, Nance…I’ll give the ATF agency status, and then they can do God’s work of keeping guns out of the hands of criminals…while leaving our law abiding citizens alone, of course.

    Anyway, how many times do I have to tell you…look THROUGH the scope!

  8. avatar Ralph says:

    Well, Mommy, when you shoot Democrats, aim far to the left and don’t try to lead them too much.

  9. avatar Edward says:

    There’s a turncoat and a liar that spoke out of both sides of his mouth.
    1) Signed 1986 FOPA that banned civilian ownership of new machine guns.
    2) On record in 1991 supporting Brady Bill.
    3) Joined Ford and Carter in support of the Assault Weapons Ban. Convinced Klug(R-WI) and Swett(D-NH) to vote for the ban, which shifted the votes enough to get it passed (216-214).

    He was no friend to anyone that actually cares about gun rights and the 2nd Amendment.

    1. avatar FedUp says:

      1. It seems like nobody understood the Hughes Amendment, not even Hughes, until after the bill was signed.

      You forgot to mention, made GHWB his VP, which led to GHWB enacting an import ban by royal decree executive order as soon as he took over as president.

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        Neither one of these statements would make a very good photo caption.

        This is a photo caption contest, right?

        1. Well the one that won last time wasn’t very good either.

    2. avatar Gs650g says:

      So carter, Mondale and Dukakis would have been better?
      Understand this: you won’t get anything remotely resembling respect for guns from the democrats.
      Go waste your vote on a libertarian

      1. avatar Edward says:

        No, they wouldn’t have better, but at least they weren’t hiding their true colors. Reagan pretended to be a small government pro-2A guy. In reality he grew the government, grew the debt and took a dump on the gun rights.

        As to voting libertarian… Yeah, frankly I’m really sick of voting for the lesser of two evils. This year we voted in Republican majority in both chambers of the legislature here in Nevada and we also had a “Republican” governor. Through concerted efforts they voted in the biggest tax increase in Nevada history and killed all meaningful pro-gun bills like Constitutional Carry and Campus Carry. With friends like these… I am DONE with the Republican party, which is a bunch of RINOs anyways, just the other side of the coin. I’m done being of the naive sheep, thinking there’s a difference. In reality politicians are all power-hungry whores.

        I don’t associate with Libertarians either, with their politics of open borders and noninterventionism. I am done voting, I am done participating in this farce. I’m going to take care of my family, prepare for the worst and hope for the best. That’s all I can do. If we have another 10-15 years of relative prosperity I will have time to teach my sons how to shoot and how to take care of themselves and our family.

        1. avatar Billy-bob says:

          Cthulhu 2016…why choose the lesser evil?

  10. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “No, no, Nancy. Aim for the jelly stain on his head”.

    1. avatar tmm says:

      “Aim for the jelly on his bean.”

  11. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    “Quick Jane shoot, we don’t want the rare Homo sapien Tarzanacus to escape.”

  12. avatar Sanchanim says:

    I believe this is a young Ronald with his bride Nancy.

    “An American tradition, handed down from father to son, and husband to wife.”

  13. avatar BCS says:

    Don’t aim for the head…liberals don’t have brains.

  14. avatar BCS says:

    Btw….that’s not Nancy

    1. avatar Former Water Walker says:

      YES it is.

  15. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “… well, they’ll make a neat short video. We’ll call it ‘star wars’ and watch those pinko commies spend themselves into bankruptcy”.

  16. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Squirrel !!”

    1. avatar SkyMan77 says:


  17. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    “Look, Ronnie, I just dropped that pine cone with a single shot!”

    “That’s fine shooting, Nancy. Now watch me win the Cold War without even firing a shot.”

  18. avatar JasonM says:

    “Come on, Hinckley. Step away from that nurse…”

  19. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    Want to see my ranch?

  20. avatar Unknown Prosecutor says:

    See that Black Panther? I’m going to take his guns away…

  21. avatar Sammy says:

    I don’t have a pithy caption for you, but I like the picture better than the one of our current president and his shotgun.

    1. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

      A grown ass man in Mom jeans ruins any picture, agreed.

  22. avatar BigD says:

    Well..someday Mommy I’ll do my best to infringe on citizens 2nd amendment rights and then close all the mental hospitals setting the mentally ill free to become homeless or Democrats.

    1. Reagan did not shut down one single mental hospital. He signed a bill that allowed private mental facilities to treat more patients thereby reducing the burden on the State. Once in Washington, he signed the law that reduced Federal funding and allowed the States and private institutions to continue treatment of patients. The States wanted to keep the Federal funding so they could continue to abuse tax money. After the bi-partisan law went into effect, the State mental facilities started shutting down because of poor budgeting. They could have continued getting Federal funding through Medicaid. Basically Reagan transferred the responsibility to the States and the States dropped the ball.

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        Don;t try to educate the idiots, Michael. It’s not worth the effort. Anybody who hates Reagan never had to suffer Jimmy Carter, who made the current POTUS look competent and pro-American.

        1. avatar Scott says:

          I don’t know, I thought it was accepted that Carter has been relieved of his title of Worst President Ever, by a landslide.

        2. avatar doesky2 says:

          Hmmm….IMHO Carter was just plain inept as a president without any real malice towards America. After a decade or two after presidency he then developed a hatred towards America and a fondness for marxism.

          OTOH, Obama has a straight ahead hatred of what America is and what it stands for. Therefore his mission is to “transform” it to the typical leftist socialist hellhole.

        3. avatar Virginia Gunner says:

          I was a kid then, so my only real memories of Carters’ tenure was waiting with my mother in our huge Ford station wagon to buy gas, in a line of cars seven deep, and the gas station limiting us to half a tank, due to rationing. Oh, and everybody was pissed at the Iran. I remember my neighbor had a big sticker on his car of Mickey Mouse holding the American flag and giving the middle finger. It said “Hey Iran”.

          I do remember Reagan though. I wrote him a letter in Junior High saying I supported the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI), aka the ‘Star Wars’ program, because as a kid who liked Sci-Fi it was the coolest thing I ever heard of. I got a response letter from the White House and hung it on my wall. The movie Red Dawn came out about then and made an impression on me and pretty soon I was reading every gun magazine I could find and was running around in the woods with my friends ‘training’ with BB guns and a home-made shoulder fired rocket launcher I made out of PVC pipe and a model rocket kit.

  23. avatar NickW says:

    Look, I can see Cuba from here!

  24. avatar Bill Cook says:

    As much fun as it might be, you can’t shoot the democrats.

  25. avatar John L. says:

    And this, my dear Robert, is how we shoot down a Stuka.

  26. avatar Gunr says:

    And someday, if I become president, I’ll let you use live ammunition.

  27. avatar Louis Marschalko says:

    Free men are not equal! Equal men are not free!

    1. avatar Rabbi says:

      At first I thought that comment was meaningless. 30 seconds later i realized how meaningful it is. I am so stealing that

  28. avatar FedUp says:

    Now, slowly squeeze the trigger, and shoot that crow for The Gipper!

  29. avatar Jason says:

    SDI v1.0

  30. avatar Governmentknowsbest says:

    No it’s fine….it’s a commie

  31. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Dont worry Nancy, its not 1986 yet.

  32. avatar JWM says:

    “After all, nobody needs a machine gun to hunt…..”

  33. avatar Kirk says:

    “Now get Tip.”

  34. avatar JWM says:

    “I support 2a, but….”

  35. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    This is not how I want to get passed my first wife..there’s a better way and more legal!

  36. avatar Claymore says:

    “Just say 1 moa to druggies.”

  37. avatar CP Cornils says:

    Love at first site.

  38. avatar Steve In MA (now RI) says:

    “Now just aim for the…. Where am I? Who are you?”

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      Wow! What an asshole! (Funny though)

  39. avatar James lavin says:

    Nancy and Ronnie vacation photo from a grassy knoll in Dallas Nov 22 1963.

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      Ok, THAT’S funny right there!

  40. avatar Dave says:

    OK Nancy, let’s show those Berkeley students we’re serious about ending the protests.

  41. avatar Virginia Gunner says:

    Don’t worry, Nancy. Speaker O’neill has a good sense of humor. Just make sure you hit the donut and not his hand.

  42. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Noooooo! You shot Bonzo!!”

  43. avatar Bill says:

    Well Nancy, remember you don’t have to lead them by much, liberals don’t move as fast.

  44. avatar Scottlac says:

    Well Nancy, “When you can’t make them see the light, make them feel the heat.”

  45. avatar Phil LA says:

    Aim for the Tip.

  46. avatar onezero says:

    Try harder, Bonzo is still a better shot.

  47. avatar Gregolas says:

    Well, Nancy, there you go again ! Pulling the trigger instead of squeezing it.

  48. avatar tmm says:

    Well…there you go again…oh, wait, that’s a single shot.

  49. “You’ll do fine. I taught Dick Cheney how to shoot.”

  50. avatar twency says:

    Remember you have to lead the ICBM and follow through the whole way.

  51. avatar Will P. says:

    “Now that right there is a commie, and a ripe one for the taking. Remember aim for the head because they don’t have hearts.”

  52. avatar anaxis says:

    “It’s ok… that squirrel’s a red, too.”

  53. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    Last photo of a man and woman shooting together, before jackazzes were letting their sweathearts put the scope directly up to their eye.

  54. avatar Pinko says:

    Well billy, I can’t even remember what my name is much less how to operate this rifle.

  55. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    i told gorby we call it “star wars.”

  56. avatar Another Robert says:

    Remember the last time America had a real President?

  57. avatar maltwit says:

    “It’s ‘Bed Time for Bonzo’, Jane.

    Say, ‘Good night’ to that furry little bugger.”

  58. avatar carl says:

    Don’t aim for the head – Democrats are brainless.

  59. avatar Zora says:

    If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen…EXCEPT THAT GUY, GET EM NANCY!
    -Ronald Reagan

  60. avatar ken says:

    Even Bonzo can get a little testy when people are trying to kill him, so make sure you don’t miss…

  61. avatar Winningstads says:

    You have to see that “shinning beer can on the hill”…..

  62. avatar Vee says:

    “Don’t be like these two dumbasses. Practice firearms safety. Wear your eyes and ears.”

  63. avatar Paul53 says:

    If I win, can I guerilla glue the caps to Shannon Watts car? They wont last 5 minutes in El Paso.

  64. avatar Henry says:

    “When we get him home, let’s name him Bonzo.”

  65. avatar Martin B says:

    Now we’ll give that Kennedy feller the kind of welcome that Dallas gives to a Democrat!

  66. avatar NickW says:

    The War on Drugs…Just. Got. Real.

  67. avatar Matt in SC says:

    Just say yes Nancy, just say yes…

  68. avatar Ing says:

    See Tarzan? Shoot, Jane!

  69. avatar bob says:

    “C’mon Nancy, shoot one for the gipper.”

  70. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Shoot again Nancy, we’ll show that little fart whose got dementia.”

  71. avatar Gunr says:

    Ronnie! Is that a picture of our future elected Senator, or the winner of the “ugly dog contest”

  72. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Better aim low Nancy…they’re riding Shetland ponies.”

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