Enter a clever caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight and we’ll pick the best one to receive their very own poster of pro shooter Diana Hufstedler.
Enter a clever caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight and we’ll pick the best one to receive their very own poster of pro shooter Diana Hufstedler.
“Banana Splits loyalists, patrolling the outskirts of Fremont CA in a technical, circa 1973”
Been there, done that… It’s a side effect of watching Rat Patrol re-runs.
I think about all kids put toy guns on their bicycles or wagons and played Rat Patrol. I sure did.
“Rat Patrol” – my first thought as well!
As reliable as that Avocado Green Fiat in the garage….
“Don’t swing that barrel and hit your brother in the head!”
5 minutes later…
“come on, lets play Rat Patrol”
Getting ready for Middle School in September.
Rat Patrol meets Back to the Future…
Get that f*cking fifty up!
nice
The war wagon is ready duty stand by…
FM 3-20.21 table 1 go!
Hey how did those kids get their hands on a Somali gun truck?
“Rare picture of Rhodesian armored collumn.”
Before they became The Rat Patrol…
I’ll bit surf on that. Da-da-daaah! The Brat Patrol!
I’m out.
Now let’s shoot that stinking FIAT.
Why waste the bullet? It’ll blow itself up in a few months.
Fond memories of FIATs.
Do you know what FIAT stands for?
Fix it Again Tony!
See! I told you little Johnny was too young to shoot rifles. Crew served weapons are much safer.
I don’t remember the first place I heard roughly that but it stuck
Not to be TECHNICAL,
But I’ve never seen a yellow Radio Flyer.
Haha! Win.
You have now!
New Jersey felons
Sadly that is possibly true in NJ
A New Hope
Wheel chocks – check
“Its all about safety” we always say.
Chocks away…time to play!
Are you sure this is on California’s Approved Firearms List?
Francis Ford Coppola’s kids working on some of the dialog for an upcoming project their father is working on called Apocalypse Now.
Billy : Smell that? You smell that?
Johnny : What?
Billy: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
“Tired of loosing the neighborhood game of “war” Tommy and Johny up the comptetition.”
Walking dead, the next generation.
Now let’s go hit up that UN relief convoy
Yes!
Ha!
Breaking news! Racist white supremacist hate group roams the streets of southern California town looking for innocent unarmed minority teenagers to gun down. Brian Williams was told by an anonymous but highly reliable source that they may be members of the Tea Party. Stay tuned for updates…
‘Fury’, the pre-quel: “A new dawn.”
Drop your chocks that match your socks, roll out!
‘Lucky stiffs.”
It is NEVER to young to learn of the beauty of “Ma Deuce”. As a side note, I love these kids parents. My kind of folks!
Looks like Ma’s Deuce, worked up a fine Ma Deuce
California State Code #FU2ndA states…all toy machine gun carts shall be safely and permanently chocked in the driveway
“Get ready on that pig boy … Looks like we’re about to be in the s**t!”
Its radio fliers limited run of b-17 wagons.
Paper-routes are for pussies.
This gets my vote!
The HiLux seems pretty spartan where these kids are.
Kony 1977
“I figure we got six, maybe seven minutes before the first radio car shows up… let’s roll.”
“Paul (standing) and Danny (seated) were often picked on by local elementary school bullies. Things were about to change.”
Ma deuce b!tches !
“Slam in the 8 track of Ride of the Valkryies and hang on!”
“The cops told us to go home. We forgot the orange cap…”
After fielding complaints from subscribers on their paper route concerning stolen newspapers, Timmy and Buster devised a plan to deter further theft attempts.
“….when those bastards on the Schwinns come back, they’re gonna have to talk to ‘Ma’ (Deuce)”
We got yer al-shabab right here baby!
The First of the Ninth was a old calvary division that traded in their rocking horses for radio flyers and went tear-assing around SoCal looking for the shit.
Nice.
Now all they need is a real machine gun!
“Hey Luther…Come and see what the boys built…Think we can sell it to the Army for $110k a pop??? I’ll bet some dumb General will buy it…!!!”
BATFE Qualification Target 01-364, DESIGNATION: Right Wing Militia Child Soldiers. SHOOT: YES
Mad Max way before the apocalypse
“Them damn drones keep bothering mom and sis while they sun bath in the back yard. No more.”
“The Suburban WASP ‘Technicals'”
Hitler Youth is for wussies. IRA Youth…Shite yeah!
” Naah Jimmy. BATFE says since it’s a home built with no serial numbers we can’t sell it to nobody!”
If only kids like these had real guns we may have never been infested with commies.
Pictured. The Cool Kids.
This cold war is ’bout to turn HOT!!!
These little boogers took over their local playground, Radio Flyers flew. Those they spooked grew to become legislators, some migrated to New York…….
Junior ROTC Jr.
“Mommy drinks because we make too much noise.”
“Ice cream truck at 3 o’clock. We’ll be legends after this.”
We used to drive an MRAP… Now thanks to the Sequester, we roll in this.
“NO, I’m Christopher George. and you’re Justin Tarr.”
Moments later, young John Browning smashes finger in ejection port!
Hey Ma, we’re out of ammo. we need a bag of potatoes and some aquanet!
“Because Europe ain’t gonna liberate itself.”
“My Ma’s name is Deuce.”
“Standing by for the command, ‘chocks away!'”
(the wheels of the wagon are chocked)
Safety first, boys…
Finger off the trigger…check
Both hands on the wheel…check
Parking mechanism firmly in place…chock
“After the twins refused to let her play gunner, little Dianne Feinstein swore revenge.”
“When dad gets drunk he talks about the gun truck thing he had in The Nam, whereever that was. A little boiler plate and some sand bags and we have dad’s Veterans Day present. Can’t wait to see the look on his face when he sees it.”
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