Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Diana Hufstedler Poster Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Diana Hufstedler Poster By Dan Zimmerman - April 3, 2015 84 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter a clever caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight and we’ll pick the best one to receive their very own poster of pro shooter Diana Hufstedler. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Squid Game Edition 10 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns Gun Meme of the Day: Keep It Holstered Edition 84 COMMENTS “Banana Splits loyalists, patrolling the outskirts of Fremont CA in a technical, circa 1973” Been there, done that… It’s a side effect of watching Rat Patrol re-runs. Reply I think about all kids put toy guns on their bicycles or wagons and played Rat Patrol. I sure did. Reply “Rat Patrol” – my first thought as well! Reply As reliable as that Avocado Green Fiat in the garage…. Reply “Don’t swing that barrel and hit your brother in the head!” 5 minutes later… Reply “come on, lets play Rat Patrol” Reply Getting ready for Middle School in September. Reply Rat Patrol meets Back to the Future… Reply Get that f*cking fifty up! Reply nice Reply The war wagon is ready duty stand by… Reply FM 3-20.21 table 1 go! Reply Hey how did those kids get their hands on a Somali gun truck? Reply “Rare picture of Rhodesian armored collumn.” Reply Before they became The Rat Patrol… Reply I’ll bit surf on that. Da-da-daaah! The Brat Patrol! I’m out. Reply Now let’s shoot that stinking FIAT. Reply Why waste the bullet? It’ll blow itself up in a few months. Reply Fond memories of FIATs. Reply Do you know what FIAT stands for? Fix it Again Tony! Reply See! I told you little Johnny was too young to shoot rifles. Crew served weapons are much safer. I don’t remember the first place I heard roughly that but it stuck Reply Not to be TECHNICAL, But I’ve never seen a yellow Radio Flyer. Reply Haha! Win. Reply You have now! Reply New Jersey felons Reply Sadly that is possibly true in NJ Reply A New Hope Reply Wheel chocks – check “Its all about safety” we always say. Reply Chocks away…time to play! Reply Are you sure this is on California’s Approved Firearms List? Reply Francis Ford Coppola’s kids working on some of the dialog for an upcoming project their father is working on called Apocalypse Now. Billy : Smell that? You smell that? Johnny : What? Billy: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. Reply “Tired of loosing the neighborhood game of “war” Tommy and Johny up the comptetition.” Reply Walking dead, the next generation. Reply Now let’s go hit up that UN relief convoy Reply Yes! Reply Ha! Reply Breaking news! Racist white supremacist hate group roams the streets of southern California town looking for innocent unarmed minority teenagers to gun down. Brian Williams was told by an anonymous but highly reliable source that they may be members of the Tea Party. Stay tuned for updates… Reply ‘Fury’, the pre-quel: “A new dawn.” Reply Drop your chocks that match your socks, roll out! Reply ‘Lucky stiffs.” Reply It is NEVER to young to learn of the beauty of “Ma Deuce”. As a side note, I love these kids parents. My kind of folks! Reply Looks like Ma’s Deuce, worked up a fine Ma Deuce Reply California State Code #FU2ndA states…all toy machine gun carts shall be safely and permanently chocked in the driveway Reply “Get ready on that pig boy … Looks like we’re about to be in the s**t!” Reply Its radio fliers limited run of b-17 wagons. Reply Paper-routes are for pussies. Reply This gets my vote! Reply The HiLux seems pretty spartan where these kids are. Reply Kony 1977 Reply “I figure we got six, maybe seven minutes before the first radio car shows up… let’s roll.” Reply “Paul (standing) and Danny (seated) were often picked on by local elementary school bullies. Things were about to change.” Reply Ma deuce b!tches ! Reply “Slam in the 8 track of Ride of the Valkryies and hang on!” Reply “The cops told us to go home. We forgot the orange cap…” Reply After fielding complaints from subscribers on their paper route concerning stolen newspapers, Timmy and Buster devised a plan to deter further theft attempts. Reply “….when those bastards on the Schwinns come back, they’re gonna have to talk to ‘Ma’ (Deuce)” Reply We got yer al-shabab right here baby! Reply The First of the Ninth was a old calvary division that traded in their rocking horses for radio flyers and went tear-assing around SoCal looking for the shit. Reply Nice. Reply Now all they need is a real machine gun! Reply “Hey Luther…Come and see what the boys built…Think we can sell it to the Army for $110k a pop??? I’ll bet some dumb General will buy it…!!!” Reply BATFE Qualification Target 01-364, DESIGNATION: Right Wing Militia Child Soldiers. SHOOT: YES Reply Mad Max way before the apocalypse Reply “Them damn drones keep bothering mom and sis while they sun bath in the back yard. No more.” Reply “The Suburban WASP ‘Technicals'” Reply Hitler Youth is for wussies. IRA Youth…Shite yeah! Reply ” Naah Jimmy. BATFE says since it’s a home built with no serial numbers we can’t sell it to nobody!” Reply If only kids like these had real guns we may have never been infested with commies. Reply Pictured. The Cool Kids. Reply This cold war is ’bout to turn HOT!!! Reply These little boogers took over their local playground, Radio Flyers flew. Those they spooked grew to become legislators, some migrated to New York……. Reply Junior ROTC Jr. Reply “Mommy drinks because we make too much noise.” Reply “Ice cream truck at 3 o’clock. We’ll be legends after this.” Reply We used to drive an MRAP… Now thanks to the Sequester, we roll in this. Reply “NO, I’m Christopher George. and you’re Justin Tarr.” Reply Moments later, young John Browning smashes finger in ejection port! Reply Hey Ma, we’re out of ammo. we need a bag of potatoes and some aquanet! Reply “Because Europe ain’t gonna liberate itself.” Reply “My Ma’s name is Deuce.” Reply “Standing by for the command, ‘chocks away!'” (the wheels of the wagon are chocked) Reply Safety first, boys… Finger off the trigger…check Both hands on the wheel…check Parking mechanism firmly in place…chock Reply “After the twins refused to let her play gunner, little Dianne Feinstein swore revenge.” Reply “When dad gets drunk he talks about the gun truck thing he had in The Nam, whereever that was. A little boiler plate and some sand bags and we have dad’s Veterans Day present. Can’t wait to see the look on his face when he sees it.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.