Weekend Photo Caption Contest

h/t DrVino


  1. avatar Layne says:


  2. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Arab Bikini Inspectors

    1. avatar jwestham says:


  3. avatar Ren says:

    Meanwhile in Russia…

  4. avatar Bob Wall says:

    You! In the camo burka! HALT!!!

  5. “Quick, call the cops they are open carrying.”

    “Open carriers should move tactically like this.”

    “Damn, I forgot to open carry today.”

    “Open carry would have stopped this.”

    “I’m glad I didn’t open carry, the bad guys always shoot the armed person first.”

    “”Am I being detained?”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      You like being the turd in the punchbowl, don’t you?

      1. avatar Mediocrates says:

        Please don’t sink turds to the same level as Leonard…

  6. avatar Adam says:

    All I see is girls in bikini’s. What does this have to do with guns?
    Oh. Wait. It took me a few mins to look past the girls.

  7. avatar BDub says:

    OK!, OK!…the burka is back on!

  8. avatar mymc says:

    “Gentlemen, in your next course evaluation, we will insert you into a hostile environment. Your concentration and attention to details will be evaluated to the fullest. You will be given 10 secs to make it to the waterline, and if you do not make it to the waterline, you will fail the program.”

    Only two of the bravest men made it to the waterline. The rest of the men never made it past the beach line.

    1. avatar Jahead1982 says:

      They were progressives, wear pink shirts, and dont like women anyway!

  9. avatar David says:

    Farago’s apprehension in posting hot Israeli models ends in disaster!

  10. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    It’s GODZILLA! Shoot, shoot!

  11. avatar Venator Magnus says:

    I don’t think Churchill had burka babes in mind when he said:

    We shall go on to the end . . . we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!”

    But why not?

    1. avatar Talis says:

      Now I have Iron Maiden stuck in my head.

  12. avatar jsallison says:

    Love the tactical burka, but do you think the color is a bit off for this environment babushka?

  13. avatar Ipe says:

    Is that an assault rifle or are you just happy to see me?

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:


  14. avatar Adam says:

    Seal Team Sex

    Next on Cinemax After Dark……

  15. avatar gbo says:

    You don’t mess with the ZOHAN!

  16. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Guns?!? What guns?

  17. avatar Nick G says:

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give him an AK and he will shoot every f***ing fish he sees.

  18. avatar ensitue says:

    Whale On The Beach!

  19. avatar Mr. Bad Timing says:

    From the people that brought you the world’s most famous weapons training videos… Magpul Dynamicsโ„ข The Art of the Dynamic Skinny Dipp! (Coming this winter to all dynamic retailers!)

    1. avatar Ross says:

      All win there.

  20. avatar Paul53 says:

    Maine lobstermen qualify as volunteers for the Land Shark Task Force.

  21. avatar Cliff H says:

    Intrepid local Militiamen respond to protect their women from the Surf Nazis.

    ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Surf_Nazis.jpg )

  22. avatar Matt in Idaho says:

    While many units train for the use cover or operations at night, all but the most elite teams of commandos are prepared for a fight while surrounded by distractions.

  23. avatar Jahead1982 says:

    Wrong catfish fellas!

  24. avatar Jahead1982 says:

    This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun!

  25. avatar GG says:

    Godzilla coming out of the water downrange?

  26. avatar Steve says:

    Stare at the picture long enough and an AK-47 appears!

  27. avatar Dan says:

    Warning: you are entering a Fundamentalist tanning facility. Any male (including aquatic species) caught sneaking a peek will be force fed 7.62×39.Enter at your own risk.

  28. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Following the assignment in Miami Beach, Officer Eugene Tackleberry found himself under the spell of the place and soon requested a permanent transfer.

    There hasn’t been another shark attack there since.

  29. avatar Ralph says:

    Brighton Beach, Brooklyn hasn’t been the same since the Russian Mafia moved in.

  30. avatar Jeh says:

    Don’t shoot! Im not a real seaweed monster!

  31. avatar ropingdown says:

    Called “She’s Looking at You, Bro!,” the US Navy’s Special Warfare Training Command implements a new program geared to increase performance at their San Diego SEAL training facilities. Asked about her contribution to the program, bikini-clad motivator Susie Q. gave a demure smile and opined, “I’m just patriotic. No one raises the flag more often than me.”

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I like this one.

  32. avatar RockThisTown says:

    A well-regulated Seal Team being necessary for the security of a free beach, the right of the people to bare arms, and legs, shall not be infringed.

  33. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    “Shoot you bastards!! Shoot!! It’s Dianne Feinstein and Harry Reid having sex!! Shoot before she gets pregnant!!”

    1. avatar Jahead1982 says:

      If that wasnt so repulsive a thought I would vote for it!

      1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

        Why else would they be that heavily armed!!! Not even Godzilla would require that kind of response!!!

  34. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    You! Chunky in the Speedo! I said, Next Beach. Hotties only here. And don’t make me tell you again.

  35. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    What happens in Petrozavodsk, stays in Petrozavodsk.

  36. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    Gweneth Paltrow’s bodyguards fend off Jabba the hut.

    Jabba later commented: “I wasn’t gonna eat it, I was just gonna taste it.”

  37. avatar In Memphis says:

    You can take my daughter to the beach but if you take anything else, well just know Im watching you!

  38. avatar Chip says:

    There are 4 Ninjas in this photo….

  39. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Stealth! I told you to employ STEALTH!

    You call THIS stealth?!?

  40. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Two of these things are not like the others.

  41. avatar Esteve says:

    DOWN PERISCOPE! The babes saw us and called the SWAT team.

  42. avatar Al W says:

    OMG Camo Sharks in the water….they are blue….nooooooooooooooooo

  43. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Strike force secures Sand Castle Delta-4

  44. avatar AaronW says:

    “… to the shores of Tripolii.”

  45. avatar Pete says:

    Ghillie suit – The new Tacti-Cool sunblock from the Russian Federation.

  46. avatar Jon says:

    omg… they will NEEEVVERRR get a tan dressed like that

  47. avatar Ham says:

    Get Snooki off this damm beach!

  48. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    (ืž”ืง) (ืกืœื ื’ ื•ื•ืœื’ืจื™) ืžื” ืœื›ืœ ื”ืจื•ื—ื•ืช, ืžื” ืœืขื–ืื–ืœ, WTF (ื‘ื™ื˜ื•ื™ ืœื”ืคืชืขื” ืื• ื›ืขืก)

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      translation please.

  49. avatar JR says:

    It’s my duty, to protect that booty.

  50. avatar Zach says:

    “And here we have an image of the Navy Seals testing a new cloaking device which renders them completely invisible to enemy soldiers. However they have yet to figure out why this system does not work on women.”

  51. avatar no sense of humor says:

    Illegal terrorist fishing on Sexy Beach.

  52. avatar ChrisMcLain says:

    There has got to be an easier way to meet women.

  53. avatar Bryan says:

    Hakim I must be dying! I think……I think I’m seeing the virgins. Abdul you idiot, this is Fort Lauderdale, there aren’t anymore virgins on any beach!

  54. avatar JAS says:


  55. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “So then I say to the Sargeant, hey Sarge, why do we always gotta train in the stinkin’ desert? Why don’t we train somewhere with some scenery? And the Sarge gets this funny look on his face…”

  56. avatar Evan says:

    It’s now called the Buearau of Achool, tobacco, firearms, explosives, (really big fires) and bikinis.

  57. avatar Dalton says:

    Covering fire!!!!

    1. avatar Mr. Bad Timing says:

      I like it!
      A joke about cover / concealment would have also worked.

  58. avatar erick says:

    you got the right to remain sexy

  59. avatar JAS says:

    Beach Lifeguards in the Middle East really mean it when they say “STAY OUT OF THE WATER!”

  60. avatar AJ says:

    Fred picked the wrong day to bring the woodland camo net instead of the desert motif.

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