Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 27, 2013 75 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ h/t DrVino ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: 10mm Shock Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Well That’s a Raw Deal Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Texas Solutions, Y’all Edition 75 COMMENTS SHARK!!!!! Reply Arab Bikini Inspectors Reply Winner. Reply +1 Reply Meanwhile in Russia… Reply You! In the camo burka! HALT!!! Reply “Quick, call the cops they are open carrying.” “Open carriers should move tactically like this.” “Damn, I forgot to open carry today.” “Open carry would have stopped this.” “I’m glad I didn’t open carry, the bad guys always shoot the armed person first.” “”Am I being detained?” Reply You like being the turd in the punchbowl, don’t you? Reply Please don’t sink turds to the same level as Leonard… Reply All I see is girls in bikini’s. What does this have to do with guns? . . . . . Oh. Wait. It took me a few mins to look past the girls. Reply OK!, OK!…the burka is back on! Reply “Gentlemen, in your next course evaluation, we will insert you into a hostile environment. Your concentration and attention to details will be evaluated to the fullest. You will be given 10 secs to make it to the waterline, and if you do not make it to the waterline, you will fail the program.” Only two of the bravest men made it to the waterline. The rest of the men never made it past the beach line. Reply They were progressives, wear pink shirts, and dont like women anyway! Reply Farago’s apprehension in posting hot Israeli models ends in disaster! Reply It’s GODZILLA! Shoot, shoot! Reply I don’t think Churchill had burka babes in mind when he said: We shall go on to the end . . . we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!” But why not? Reply Now I have Iron Maiden stuck in my head. Reply Love the tactical burka, but do you think the color is a bit off for this environment babushka? Reply Is that an assault rifle or are you just happy to see me? Reply winner! Reply Seal Team Sex Next on Cinemax After Dark…… Reply You don’t mess with the ZOHAN! Reply Guns?!? What guns? Reply Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give him an AK and he will shoot every f***ing fish he sees. Reply Whale On The Beach! Reply From the people that brought you the world’s most famous weapons training videos… Magpul Dynamics™ The Art of the Dynamic Skinny Dipp! (Coming this winter to all dynamic retailers!) Reply All win there. Reply Maine lobstermen qualify as volunteers for the Land Shark Task Force. Reply Intrepid local Militiamen respond to protect their women from the Surf Nazis. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Surf_Nazis.jpg ) Reply SWAT must’ve seen a DOGfish 😉 http://www.carryalerts.com http://www.facebook.com/carryalertsapp Reply While many units train for the use cover or operations at night, all but the most elite teams of commandos are prepared for a fight while surrounded by distractions. Reply Wrong catfish fellas! Reply This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for killing, this is for fun! Reply Godzilla coming out of the water downrange? Reply Stare at the picture long enough and an AK-47 appears! Reply Warning: you are entering a Fundamentalist tanning facility. Any male (including aquatic species) caught sneaking a peek will be force fed 7.62×39.Enter at your own risk. Reply Following the assignment in Miami Beach, Officer Eugene Tackleberry found himself under the spell of the place and soon requested a permanent transfer. There hasn’t been another shark attack there since. Reply Brighton Beach, Brooklyn hasn’t been the same since the Russian Mafia moved in. Reply Don’t shoot! Im not a real seaweed monster! Reply Called “She’s Looking at You, Bro!,” the US Navy’s Special Warfare Training Command implements a new program geared to increase performance at their San Diego SEAL training facilities. Asked about her contribution to the program, bikini-clad motivator Susie Q. gave a demure smile and opined, “I’m just patriotic. No one raises the flag more often than me.” Reply I like this one. Reply +1 Reply A well-regulated Seal Team being necessary for the security of a free beach, the right of the people to bare arms, and legs, shall not be infringed. Reply “Shoot you bastards!! Shoot!! It’s Dianne Feinstein and Harry Reid having sex!! Shoot before she gets pregnant!!” Reply If that wasnt so repulsive a thought I would vote for it! Reply Why else would they be that heavily armed!!! Not even Godzilla would require that kind of response!!! Reply You! Chunky in the Speedo! I said, Next Beach. Hotties only here. And don’t make me tell you again. Reply What happens in Petrozavodsk, stays in Petrozavodsk. Reply Gweneth Paltrow’s bodyguards fend off Jabba the hut. Jabba later commented: “I wasn’t gonna eat it, I was just gonna taste it.” Reply You can take my daughter to the beach but if you take anything else, well just know Im watching you! Reply There are 4 Ninjas in this photo…. Reply Stealth! I told you to employ STEALTH! You call THIS stealth?!? Reply Two of these things are not like the others. Reply DOWN PERISCOPE! The babes saw us and called the SWAT team. Reply OMG Camo Sharks in the water….they are blue….nooooooooooooooooo Reply Strike force secures Sand Castle Delta-4 Reply “… to the shores of Tripolii.” Reply Ghillie suit – The new Tacti-Cool sunblock from the Russian Federation. Reply omg… they will NEEEVVERRR get a tan dressed like that Reply Get Snooki off this damm beach! Reply (מ”ק) (סלנג וולגרי) מה לכל הרוחות, מה לעזאזל, WTF (ביטוי להפתעה או כעס) Reply translation please. Reply It’s my duty, to protect that booty. Reply “And here we have an image of the Navy Seals testing a new cloaking device which renders them completely invisible to enemy soldiers. However they have yet to figure out why this system does not work on women.” Reply Illegal terrorist fishing on Sexy Beach. Reply There has got to be an easier way to meet women. Reply Hakim I must be dying! I think……I think I’m seeing the virgins. Abdul you idiot, this is Fort Lauderdale, there aren’t anymore virgins on any beach! Reply WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT! Reply “So then I say to the Sargeant, hey Sarge, why do we always gotta train in the stinkin’ desert? Why don’t we train somewhere with some scenery? And the Sarge gets this funny look on his face…” Reply It’s now called the Buearau of Achool, tobacco, firearms, explosives, (really big fires) and bikinis. Reply Covering fire!!!! Reply I like it! A joke about cover / concealment would have also worked. Reply you got the right to remain sexy Reply Beach Lifeguards in the Middle East really mean it when they say “STAY OUT OF THE WATER!” Reply Fred picked the wrong day to bring the woodland camo net instead of the desert motif. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. 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