Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 28, 2013 76 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email The winner of this week’s contest will get a free download of the incredibly handy FirearmSafe app via iTunes, courtesy of Bob Reck, the wizard behind the program. [NB: dying is easy. Comedy is hard.] Post Views: 25 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: First Time Edition Gun Meme of the Day: For Your Own Safety Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Time To Use ‘Em Edition 76 COMMENTS Who drew a picture me? Reply Dan goes hunting for the second time? Reply 10 manly calories Reply My ex-wife is a member of PETA. Reply Way better than last weekend. Reply Real men do sometimes show emotion. Reply Check it out, dawg–my bro works at Cabela’s, and he hooked me up with all this sweet stuff from the back; I’m totally gonna cosplay as Connor from Assassin’s Creed III at ComicCon. Reply It’s Alaska, brother. The babes have scarcity power. Of course I wear my prescribed man-Burkha. Reply Ted Nugent’s new line of men’s formal wear. Reply That is a sweet Opperator Beard. Reply 43 years and nine months after Chris costa and Santa clause consummated their love. Reply Combining his love of hunting and Furry Cos-play, Big Dan McGrew was always a popular guest at the Kennedy Compound Reply I think this picture shows what to bring while hunting grizzly bear like a man. 1. Your fists, for killing the animal. 2. A gun, to use if the animal is out of range of your fists. 3. A knife, for separating your clothes from their previous owner. 4. Deer antler, for best meat to flame ratio 5. The skin of those that challenge you, to be used as a hat Reply In this short moment I could agree Zora. But I’m Gun owner and not PITA nor a tree hugger. Idiot man of any period with wolf head dressing on him is a wonderful target of the moment in the wild or public . My wolf friend WAYA on his head = a well vented a$$ on a well sharpened impalement pike in front of the lodge, and his / her jewels as snacks for his pups. Reply “You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack…” Reply Diane Feinstein is still a Senator? oh deer . . . better luck next time Reply Wolves to the left of me, Elk to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Reply Is it bad I had an image of the man in the drawing dancing around with a Bowie knife before slicing a grizzly’s ear off ala Reservoir Dogs?? Reply No, not bad, quite perceptive! Reply It’s a pic of Ketchikan the Animal Man’s cousin, Soldotna Sam. Reply “Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.” – Fred Bear Reply On this day the bear man smiled, not one single fcuk was given. Reply The Duck Dynasty guys decide to expand into Man-Bear-Pig-Wolf-Elk Dynasty? Reply the new MAIG guy? Reply How “Wolfman Jack” got his name. Reply It’s no wonder liquor is outlawed in Alaska Reply Meet the new Truth About Knives editor Reply Mako, the unacknowledged member of the Village People… Reply Neckbeard Wolfhat, Territory Scout. Reply Add Lars to the front of that and you have a Viking. Bork Bork Bork! Reply Wolf-Elk-Venison-Charlie laughs heartily after finally figuring out how he can integrate a snakeskin into his wardrobe. Reply “I’d rather wear fur than go naked, and I belong to the other PETA.” Reply Winner! Reply In our society, you keep what you kill. …or… Happy Wolf loves it when you wear him! Reply Meanwhile, in Alaska… Reply Meet Bear Grylls older brother, Bob(cat) Grylls. He tried to teach his lil bro everything he knows, obviously Bear didn’t pay too much attention -it takes a true man of the wild to come out of the woods fat and laughing. Reply Beat cabin fever!!!! Ask me how!! Reply anyone know where I can get a good pedicure? Reply HALP! A wolf is eating my head! Reply To paraphrase Charles Barkley, “Bad art, man. Bad art…” Reply “How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know!” Reply So you think my helmet and body armor are cool huh? Just wait till you see what i use for a cup! Reply Is that a wolf-alope on his head? I’ve heard about them, but never seen one. Reply And they said the radiation leakage from Fukashima would have no long term affect on people. Reply He’s laughing because Lt. Col David Grossman doesn’t know which category to put him in. Reply Sorry, no. I haven’t seen your husky. Reply “You are not LeBoeuf” Reply looks like i racked up another one Reply Frustrated after his latest psycho babble therapy session, Mike Bloomberg decided he could go undercover and infiltrate the local NRA meeting himself, in hopes that someone there could give him a clue. Reply “Do you know how to hunt Grizzer Bear?” Reply I believe it was,”Do you know how to skin grizzer bear, Pilgrim?” And moments later,”There’s your grizzer bear, Pilgrim, now skin him!” Jeremiah Johnson. Reply After the outing of their “West Virginia Hunter”, The NYC employees at MAIG found a much better disguise so no-one would recognize that their newest pro hunting/anti 2A spokesperson was actually the out of work Al Borland form Tool Time. Reply If I could live my life over I would be a mountain man too. Reply “Yes, I have been partially eaten by an elkhound. Thanks for asking. Now, could you please direct me to Men’s Accessories?” Reply The predecessor to the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, the wolf hoodie. Reply I gave no one the permission to reproduce my likeness wtf!!! Reply “I told you that a wolf can have antlers” Reply Does that make it a Wolfalope? Reply Coming this summer, it’s Forrester the Mountain Man, only on the WB! He is not LeBoeuf; he is a riot! Reply Awesome hunting sketch! Happy from who has drew this photo sketch. In this petite instant I may perhaps agree with comment of Zora. Its occasion to obtain a glance on the astonishing and fascinating hunting photograph at enormous motivate. Inspired photography jointly to build an impact. So Now I should have to make my own sketch. Thanks Gun Holsters Unlimited Reply Hey, I saw that guy when I was in wal-mart last week. Reply Jase Robertson returns from a hard day of making duck calls. Reply Manbearpig! Reply Internet legends suggest that the bloodline of the mall ninja can be traced to this man and his 19th century tacticool clothing. Reply Shortly after the start of hunting season in New Jersey, Jeremiah discovered the downside of forgetting his “hunter orange” vest … Reply R.F. assimilates to residing in Texas in record time, while winning the beard growing contest. Reply You’ll like the way you look. I guarantee it. Reply Trophies of a good hunt. Reply So Grizzly Adams did have a beard. Reply The original OFWG. Reply “Somebody shoot me” Reply After years living alone in the mountains, Uncle Charlie (Manimal) Jones had gender down pat, but suffered from species confusion. So he figured he be all things to all creatures large and small. or Saint Francis of Assisi’s evil twin. Reply No caption from me but God that’s a sweet piece of pencil art. Kudos to the artist. Reply “It puts the lotion on its skin…” Reply I should have swallowed this guy first, THEN put his clothes on. Reply Wow, so many good ‘uns this week. Honorable mentions go out to Mark, JWM and sightpicture, but this week’s winner is SkyMan77 for his apt “Hangover” reference. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.