This weekend’s most intriguing caption will earn the enterprising author…wait for it…a free holster, courtesy of SHTF Gear. That’s right, make me laugh and you get your choice of a rig from SHTF’s extensive product catalogue. What’s that? You’re not the creative type? Can’t write your way out of a paper bag? No problemo. As an added bonus, SHTF’s main man, Clay Moultrie, is offering the Armed Intelligentsia a 15% discount on all orders placed through the end of the day Monday, July 8. Just enter ‘TTAG-15’ during check-out to get the lower price. That oughta get the weekend off to a good start.
Safe sex. 1945.
1917 actually. I think they were still using rabbit skins or sheep’s intestines back then.
And, apparently, full length garments and full auto.
If sticking your willy into a sheep’s intestine isn’t enough, there’s no stopping you.
It’s OK – they’re only for medicinal use.
‘Molon Labe’ just took on a strange and darker meaning.
The nurses had finally had enough. This year the sailors were going to show up to the Sadie Hawkins dance whether they liked it or not.
Wish I had a clever caption, but I don’t.. The image just reminds me of many photos from my grandma’s days in the Navy Nurse Corps in WWII. She was stationed at Port Huaneme for most of the time. Her favorite stories were from some of the Navy guys that were testing LCVPs. They would take some of the nurses out on nice days and go fishing off the LCVP, and let them fire the .30s if they had anything to load them with.
When they said no Marines I think they meant it.
“Keep your hands above the equator and we won’t have any problems.”
Ha ha you beat me to it!
This year, the chaperones weren’t kidding about the dance’s “hands on hands” policy.
In the old navy prostate exams were truly the stuff of legends.
A woman without a dance partner, is like an AA battery without a crew.
This dance is gonna be a blast! Nothing like a tea fueled dance to get the boys running!
. . . to the head.
Dance with us now or dance with the Twins later…. no not THOSE twins silly…
What’s with the creepy guy behind the tall nurse?!?!?
Ahaha! Photo bomb from way back.
A little tough to see any humor in the photo, so I searched for the source seeking inspiration. Didn’t help, but there is a story behind the photo.
http://www.shorpy.com/node/13156
The head nurse said we had to much time for dancing and decided to drum up some business for the hospital
Daddy doesn’t need to clean his guns, we’ve got our own!
Headline: “War-time nurses unsure of new experimental anal probes”
Fueled by the fierce Army/Navy dance marathon rivalry, the Navy now feels it has a perfect solution to keeping its teams on the floor.
Chaperones?! We don’t need no stinking chaperones!
Back before NFA, firearms raffles were a lot more interesting.
No ifs, ands or buts, there WILL be a cover charge.
John Moses Browning, American firearms inventor and first recorded photo-bomber.
When they said “No ticket, no entry” they REALLY meant it.
The nurses found a new way to get the soldiers and sailors their suppositories, whether they showed up for the dance or not.
‘Round these parts, we take shotgun weddin’s to a whole new level.
“Gonorrhea?!?! No, no, no, no!!! I said I’m going to Korea! Everything’s fine! See ya later!”
The original Tea Party! I’d sign up!
“this is how we roll to our TEA PARTIES” Pun intended.
“All us gals agree: Size does matter !”
Girls just wanna have fun.
…And suddenly the commandant realized he scheduled the dance at the wrong time of the month
I love this one! Winner!!!
Haha thanks! Hoping so!
Live one night only battling banjos.
These ought to put some lead in your pencils, boys!
Only way im dancing with one of those prudes is if someone spikes the punch!
I bet there fun to play with.
“Penny-tipping skinflints BEWARE! You’re being watched.”
The new 1941 swine flu injectors are in!
Overdancing is not a crime!
This is my weapon
that is your gun
this is for fightin’
that is for fun!
For reasons no one can explain, 1943 was a record breaking year for donations to St. Mary’s Children’s Hospital.
“That had Damn Sure better be a pickle in your pocket Sonny!!! And you better have enough to go around”!!!!
With most of the Pacific Fleet returning from the P.I. The Navy nurses were more than nervous about the “clap” line during sick call today.
Colonoscopy technology has come a long way since the 1940’s.
they don’t need any men they have the biggest vibrator on the planet!!!hah hah
And you youngsters think the streets around here are dangerous now….
How male nurses were treated in 1917.
Hey, lay off the male nurses Johnny, I know lots of nurses in Albuquerque!
There will be no more Army/Navy brawls and we are not calling the MPs again.
7/5 -Tried to order SHTF holster, TTAG-15′ discount “expired”?
Let me check on this.
The Pentagon looks to the past for solutions to the sexual harassment problems.
Ladies, are we playing TOO hard to get?
You’ll be lucky to have one left foot if you misstep on this dance floor.
After the sneak attack at Pearl Harbor, the sisters were prepared in case the japs sneak attacked Topeka!
I said DANCE, boy!
Dime a dance, but for a little extra we’ll polish your barrels.
😉 😉
“Now Girls, it may look a little big, but it is sure to keep your virtue intact”
“All hands on deck! All hands on deck! Man the guns!”
“I said ON DECK, sailor!”
The Ted Nugent Nursing School, class of 43, prepares to demonstrate their way of bringing medicine to the military.
“Can’t dance? No problem! We got the motivation to keep your toes tap’n…”
“You boys are taking your penicillin shots. Willing or not!”
The ladies of Fort Riley Kansas all agree, the new needle guns have been a resounding success!
“Reported cases of the Spanish Flu are down 90%,” according to one unnamed nurse.
The discount code is not currently working for me…I would like to make a purchase and I would sure love to save 15%.
They fixed it and the code now works. Editors feel free to remove these comments.
Thanks for the update.
“Chivettes Bored at Work” circa, your grandmother.
The Red Cross ladies had a sure-fire method of keeping the riff-raff away.
Sorry for the double. It didnt show up after the first post.
First documented sighting of Kilroy,and he was there.
+1
When dance halls were not gun free zones.
“Squat and cough” was no longer argued about at the battalion aid station.
The ladies from the Red Cross Auxiliary finally found an effective method for preventing the DJ from playing the Macarena.
Ready girls? Remember the Alamo!
“Where is my suppository?” Said the weird little guy in the back.
Look at these lovely ladies! And see those neck lines? They’re almost risky. And those navel deck guns! If you have to ask what guns then stop looking at the gals’ ankles.
All Alice could do was seethe with rage…after all the effort she had put into getting cannons for the first annual “If you’re ‘gun’ is not as big as this cannon don’t waste my time” social, she knew that a precedent-setting first recorded photo bomb in history was occurring right behind her.
your.
The “free flu shots for military personal” promotion was scrapped early the first day when all enlisted men returned to their postings and refused leave.
But being as this is the most powerful machine guns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?
Prostate exams form two lines boys.
The origins of “BOHICA” is finally discovered.
After his brilliant photo bomb, and tapping the tall nurse on the right shoulder, Kilroy knew there were bigger and better things out there for him! Shipbuilding was just the start!
Now THAT is a winner!
Form one line on the right boys. Those needing a second opinion form a line on the left.
Obamacare. We don’t need no stinking Obamacare.
the first photo bombing picture ever. (Notice the creepy guys eyes on the right peeking over their shoulders)
Brad ruins the Army Nurses First Annual Tea and Artillery Cotillion Group Photo by peering over Brunhilda’s shoulder.
I like big guns and I can not lie, when a girl walk in with an itty bitty waist and a big gun in your face…..
NOTICE:
ALL Men, this party is about DANCING ONLY. And we MEAN IT!
(The trajectory of these weapons speaks for itself)
Alright ladies, line up, time for your annual pap smears.
Now with both the law and a pair of deck guns on their side, the Senior Ratings of USS Seafood could finally drag out those gorgeous costumes they’ve had stowed since before Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
That escalated quickly!
Helloooooooo Howitzer!
Okay, it’s time for bloomberg’s 20 mm enima
The nurses made it 100% clear they’d have Big Gulps at the dance.
Loose lips sink ships. And so will these nurses if you mess with their patients.
Just outside the shot is a line of servicemen just waiting to get banging.
No twerking
The ladies at the Army & Navy Tea Room took austere measures to make sure those boys left room for Jesus between dance partners.
The military enforced “No sex in the champagne room” rather strictly.
With a dance being authorized by the politically correct base CO as a ruse, the Navy Nurses were feeling very confident this year. With their water canons zeroed, they have their game faces on as this picture was taken before the Annual Army-Navy Mud Wrestling Contest!
New management (shown) renames; re-purposes former “Army, Navy T&A Room” strip club.
Women make better gunners.
“Any port in a storm.”
TSA “we are amazed at what people try to get passed our screening “
Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.
i love Monty Python. No one will get it. i would have gone with:
We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life … bathing … dressing … undressing … making exciting underwear….
Love Monty Python !! Would have also gone with: “I’ll stay!! I’ll stay!! I’ll help with the royal spankings!!”
“Gee, wish I were back in the Army”
Yo, gimme a badass beat to give those guns a show!
“Complimentary post-dance STD shots will be provided.”
WHEN I FEEL YOUR TRIGGER ON MY FINGER
This stud is ours. He ain’t goin’ off to no Great War!
Said about the guy in back.
Girl on the right whispering: “Why are the boys not showing up??”
OK Patty! Drop the Bass and lets get this party started!
After the colonel’s orders at the last mixer that wallflowerism would not be tolerated, went largely unheeded the nurse’s auxiliary took matters into their own hands.
See how buying war bonds has helped already? No more injuries from getting into drunken brawls. If the boys on shore leave get out of hand, the nurses now have a way to calm them down with the new gas launchers issued to them.
“As always, the dress code will be strictly enforced.”
Comments are closed.