This weekend’s most intriguing caption will earn the enterprising author…wait for it…a free holster, courtesy of SHTF Gear. That’s right, make me laugh and you get your choice of a rig from SHTF’s extensive product catalogue. What’s that? You’re not the creative type? Can’t write your way out of a paper bag? No problemo. As an added bonus, SHTF’s main man, Clay Moultrie, is offering the Armed Intelligentsia a 15% discount on all orders placed through the end of the day Monday, July 8. Just enter ‘TTAG-15’ during check-out to get the lower price. That oughta get the weekend off to a good start.