Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 21, 2013 153 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Post Views: 65 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: First Time Edition Gun Meme of the Day: For Your Own Safety Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Time To Use ‘Em Edition 153 COMMENTS Sigh, a picture that might prove some of the gun-grabbers are correct. Reply Hans’ weavers “unveil” their tactical line. Reply booger hook…. bang switch…. Reply finger off the trigger, pouch boy 🙁 Reply “This is my rifle, this is my gun…” Reply This is for fighting this is for ummm ah hell it never gets used Reply Winner! Reply OMG I just verp’d! Dan really we can get you counseling man, really no one needs to know! 😉 Reply This is my rifle and this is my gun Reply I’d be concealing my identity, too! Reply Too bad he didn’t cover up his tattoo. I’m sure he is taking some serious grief from his friends now. Reply With so much wrong with that picture some hall monitor is going to focus on this guy’s poor trigger discipline. For me, I choose to focus on the tattoo and how its presence greatly undercuts the puupose of the face mask. Reply I was thinking the same thing. . . Reply I wasn’t. But that’s hilarious. Reply Dan, this photo is so wrong I would almost prefer a snap of DiFi. Nude. Reply I’m with you man, where is the eye bleach/ arrrrhhhh Reply If I were stupid enough to pose for a picture like this I would wear a mask too. Caption: “Laugh all you want – this gun-pouch is Kevlar!” By the by, if you don’t want to be recognized you might want to cover up that rather distinctive tat on your right shoulder. Just sayin’. Reply Eye bleach, where’s the eye bleach!!! Reply Somebody please hand me a spoon so I can gouge my eyes out. Reply +1 what has been seen cannot be unseen Reply In an effort to thwart the State Departments personnel from the frequenting of overseas brothels hosted my minors as defined by the US, FBI agents have been sent undercover…. Reply Tinfoil HAT, dude… Reply Zero Dark Thirty got it wrong. This is the last thing Bin Ladin saw. Reply That would have been awesome, no matter how disturbing it would be if there was a SEAL Team that dressed like this and this is the last image that Bin Laden saw in his head. Frankly, with the results they get, I don’t care what they wear..Go get them! Reply an all female and Jewish assault team would have been for the win . . . . Reply Must be his eHarmony profile pic. Reply wat Reply Honey, you said you wanted to add some spice to our personal time. Now put on your tac vest! Reply When it’s “GO TIME” be ready no matter how freaky you might be getting at the time. Reply After a long weekend the 1SG arrived at the barracks early and was met by the Charge of Quarters… Reply Anti-fashionistas ruled the day at this year’s men’s fashion show in Milan. Reply Higher speed, lower drag… Reply …sick – and not in a good way. Reply Robert, put your pant back on please. Reply Yes, this is exactly what it looks like. Reply After accepting that his beloved SCAR would not pass the military’s torture test, Nick Leghorn shows off his AR300 blackout and tacticool speedo. Reply Team FNH’s hazing ritual was most hard on dear Leghorn. Reply *was almost hard on* fixed it… Reply This is Al-Queda. Fear Us. Look at the package. Reply Somewhere out there now is a mother that is rethinking her pro life stance. 30 years too damn late. Reply Joe Biden at home. Reply +1 Reply What has been seen can never be UNseen. Reply The poster child for abortion, 20 years later…… Reply As Norvis hoped, after the bank heist, the FBI was unable to get a useful description of the culprit! Reply The case for retroactive abortion. Reply Victoria’s “Secret” Security Reply . . . . . Meanwhile, Mayor Bloomberg lives out his secret weekend fantasy with “Ramone”, a gun-toting member of his “special” army . . . Reply Dammit Dirk, I lost a perfect cup of esspresso over that, thanks a bunch pal… Reply Crazy Joe Biden, you said size didn’t matter. BTW Now that I can no longer see my shooting days are over. Thanx Reply I just canceled my TTAG subscription after seeing that picture….thanks. 😉 Reply Don’t ask, don’t tell. (And in this case, don’t show.) Reply “Arm up” they said. “Wear whatever you’ve got” they said. …and not a fsck was given that day. Reply BREAKING NEWS…. Diane Feinstein’s secret lover leaks details of how he gets her off! Reply OMG, I think I have to replace my optic nerve from front to back. Reply Your responsibility to be ready for the fight never f**king ends!!! Reply The real suprise came when he realized the bannana hammock wasn’t fire retardant. Reply Fire-Island SWAT Uniform…. Reply Before the bachelorette party in Aleppo… Reply When the Justice League is just minutes away… Reply So apparently they’re remaking, “Mad Max, The Road Warrior.” With it’s immortal tag line, “I loved him too….” Reply the year james yeager dressed as himself for halloween. Reply Concealed means concealed, fella……… Reply Winner Reply Female video game armor. Now for men. Reply I think I need to change my iPhoto password. Reply Put that away before you hurt someone! Reply That is the full tactical package. Reply is there a requirement to talk to him before I shoot Reply Ready for a typical night out on the town, in Syria. Reply Gecko45’s Match.com photo. Fall to your knees ladies and worship… Reply U.S. Secret Service – Colombian Prostitution Unit Reply After inflated AR prices, I didn’t have much cash leftover for the mil-surp pants. Reply Good one! Reply Some people like ARs. Some people like ARs TOO MUCH! Reply James Yeagers next video goes where no gun guy has gone before…….. Reply CAPTION: “You’re comin’ with us…” Reply dafuq Reply one of the 72 virgins revealed. . . . . now aren’t you glad you were a martyr for the cause? Reply DAMMIT DIGGLER, YOU NOW OWE ME TWO ESSPRESSOS!! DUDE NOT COOL… Reply how many 223s will fit in that shinney new pouch. Reply Cobra! Reply mr. farago, an alex jones is on line one with a complaint about a recent post… Reply This is my airsoft, this is my gun! Reply That’s just….. sick. ARG! I need a drink or six to get that out of my mind. Reply The Village People are pleased to announce their newest member… Reply All I can say is thank God for duct tape. Reply The bad news? He’s also happy to see you… Reply Mom?? Reply If you must fight, fight naked. Reply looks like acurate interpolation can be made of chin, nose, eyes, so lesson 1 get a mask that provides bulk and less facial recognition features. guess its ok if you hear something go bump in the night in the southern climes. Reply Chicago’s mayor home alone. Reply “Okay, we’re ready to test our new ballistic jock Firing in 5, 4, 3…” “Buck Rogers in the, ur… wait… what?” Reply Guido says “Open carry is legal here. I’ve got nothing to hide.” Reply Later that night, Arthur decided to rethink his choice of mushrooms. Reply Anthony Weiner joined Seal Team Six Reply Dan, you schmuck! You can’t un-see something; plucking out the offending eye is no help whatsoever. I’ll get you for this… Reply “So where’s the camel with the toothache?!?” – or – “The future of covert ops: do this, and noone will dare notice you.” Reply OMG WTF?!!! Ok now that I’ve gotten that out. “Ready for my Dinner Date with Dianne Feinstein.” Reply Where is the f#[email protected]gram underwear bomber when we need him Reply Ban tactical, large capacity banana hammocks! Reply Ginger! says it all Reply Umm where did you get my pic??? Reply What happens in Vegas, don’t always stay in Vegas. Reply ROBERT FARAGO- Mr. January – The Annual TTAG Calendar! Reply Is this where the tryouts for the SQUAT team are? Dang, Robert edits my posts for stuff nowhere near as obscene as that pic! Reply Why they don’t have SWAT team beauty contests – the swimsuit contest. Reply Clip of mayhem, but a sack.of magic, baby! Reply So much for “don’t ask, don’t tell”….. Reply So this is what the DHS/TSA personnel look like when the go through the new airport full body scanners Reply The USO failed miserably in trying to provide entertainment to our front line female combat forces…. OR Kristen Weiss immediately forces Robert to discontinue the new TTAG dating website when the head of Mayor Bloomberg’s security detail was her first match. Reply Bob recently decided to switch from concealed carry to open carry. Reply Proof that guns and alcohol/drugs do NOT mix. Reply Officer Bananasling, please, in the name of all that you hold holy, fracking shoot me so I never have to think about what I have just seen Reply What……these shorts are printing? Damn it….I just got these . Reply When Minuteman drills go drastically awry……. Reply (Carnac puts the envelope to his head and says)…. “A skunk with its tail in air, a momma bear and cub… And this guy?” (Carnac opens the envelope)… “Ways in which nature says back off” Reply Banana mag, meet banana hammock Reply “…No, dude, it’s ‘MOLON LABE,‘ not ‘MOLON LOVE.’ Sheesh…” Reply Somewhere a trailer park queen is lusting for me, I can feel it. Reply Get in the truck. There’s no time to explain. Reply I got yer large capacity right here.. . or This thing nails insurgents all day. And the rifle’s not bad either. Reply And here we have the reclusive “Mall Ninja” preparing for a trip to the beach. Reply The Army introduces it’s new high speedo, low drag combat uniforms… Reply Showing up at his body building class to demand a refund. Reply I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt… Reply What are you more afraid of: The gun? Or the man behind it? Reply Meet Gold Members brother, Silver Member Reply Tactical Bachelorette Party Stripper! Reply This picture is actually a few years old from a contest over at Zombie Squad (a preparedness website that uses zombies as a metaphor only) featured in their off-topic forum. The guy pictured is Crypto and is one of the moderators over there. It is actually a pretty decent preparedness website that covers everything from sustainable backyard agriculture to homemade communication systems to how to prep for disabled family members and a great deal more. They have a top-notch firearms forum with some very knowledgeable and experienced gunsmiths and former combat arms individuals. They also have a very strictly enforced “no-politics” rule that keeps the site helpful and not a flamefest. I would encourage people to go check it out if they have a few minutes, http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/. Reply If this pic is a couple of years old and you still remember it… We are all in for a ride as we all took a gander at this fluffy tacticool itchy triggerfinger… Reply ZS FTW Reply Cover and concealment for the love of god Reply “Ned took his tin foil hat paranoia to a new level…” Reply After finally landing his dream job as a Channing Tatum impersonator, Tom’s only question was “So where should I put this?” He meant his trigger finger. Reply Just realized this guy probably doesn’t know about the Bullet Resistant cup ! He’ll probably regret it if he heads into combat kitted up like that !! http://armorednutshellz.com/ Reply Captain Smith, newly appointed commanding officer of Abu Grhaib military prison, Iraq, reports for his first day of duty. Reply As you can see Senator Feinstein, nature does not limit magazine size, barrel length, or the number of bullets you can use. And it is full auto. Reply High speed low drag has gotten extreme Reply It’s not about the size, it’s a out the range. I really wanted an AR-10. Reply Misspell: about not out. Reply Victoria’s Secret Service Reply Now, where the hell did I leave my KISS boots!?! Reply Did that thing look translucent to you guys too? Reply I’m from Homeland Security and you…..WHAT? Reply Leagalizing marijuana did have some unexpected side effects. Reply Super Troopers! That movie changed my life! [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7P6tYRzxI?feature=player_detailpage&w=640&h=360%5D Reply This is my rifle this is my thong this is for killing this is for fun. Reply Steve, why does your bump-in-the-night gear include sunglasses? Reply NEVER do this again!!!! Reply What is wrong with this picture? His finger is on the trigger! That is the first thing I thought of when I saw this but I guess some guys could not help but look further down. 🙂 Reply screw the caption. this picture just sucks. 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