Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Hryan says:

    Sigh, a picture that might prove some of the gun-grabbers are correct.

    1. avatar psmcd says:

      Hans’ weavers “unveil” their tactical line.

  2. avatar DrVino says:

    booger hook….
    bang switch….

  3. avatar crndl says:

    finger off the trigger, pouch boy 🙁

  4. avatar Mr. Lighter says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun…”

    1. avatar chuck says:

      This is for fighting this is for ummm ah hell it never gets used

  5. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    OMG I just verp’d!

    Dan really we can get you counseling man, really no one needs to know! 😉

  6. avatar DaveM says:

    This is my rifle and this is my gun

  7. avatar racer88 says:

    I’d be concealing my identity, too!

    1. avatar Robb says:

      Too bad he didn’t cover up his tattoo. I’m sure he is taking some serious grief from his friends now.

  8. avatar David says:

    With so much wrong with that picture some hall monitor is going to focus on this guy’s poor trigger discipline.

    For me, I choose to focus on the tattoo and how its presence greatly undercuts the puupose of the face mask.

    1. avatar BlindKyle says:

      I was thinking the same thing. . .

      1. avatar Carry.45 says:

        I wasn’t. But that’s hilarious.

  9. avatar Sammy says:

    Dan, this photo is so wrong I would almost prefer a snap of DiFi. Nude.

    1. avatar wolfpack 46 says:

      I’m with you man, where is the eye bleach/ arrrrhhhh

  10. avatar Cliff says:

    If I were stupid enough to pose for a picture like this I would wear a mask too.

    Caption: “Laugh all you want – this gun-pouch is Kevlar!”

    By the by, if you don’t want to be recognized you might want to cover up that rather distinctive tat on your right shoulder. Just sayin’.

  11. avatar Steve Cook says:

    Eye bleach, where’s the eye bleach!!!

  12. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Somebody please hand me a spoon so I can gouge my eyes out.

    1. avatar g says:


      what has been seen cannot be unseen

  13. avatar 5spot says:

    In an effort to thwart the State Departments personnel from the frequenting of overseas brothels hosted my minors as defined by the US, FBI agents have been sent undercover….

  14. avatar scooter says:

    Tinfoil HAT, dude…

  15. avatar Chris B says:

    Zero Dark Thirty got it wrong. This is the last thing Bin Ladin saw.

    1. avatar Powers says:

      That would have been awesome, no matter how disturbing it would be if there was a SEAL Team that dressed like this and this is the last image that Bin Laden saw in his head. Frankly, with the results they get, I don’t care what they wear..Go get them!

      1. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

        an all female and Jewish assault team would have been for the win . . . .

  16. avatar Billy says:

    Must be his eHarmony profile pic.

  17. avatar 5spot says:

    Honey, you said you wanted to add some spice to our personal time. Now put on your tac vest!

  18. avatar T says:

    When it’s “GO TIME” be ready no matter how freaky you might be getting at the time.

  19. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    After a long weekend the 1SG arrived at the barracks early and was met by the Charge of Quarters…

  20. avatar William says:

    Anti-fashionistas ruled the day at this year’s men’s fashion show in Milan.

  21. avatar dsreno says:

    Higher speed, lower drag…

  22. avatar dlj95118 says:

    …sick – and not in a good way.

  23. avatar Jim says:

    Robert, put your pant back on please.

  24. avatar Mobile Infantry says:

    Yes, this is exactly what it looks like.

  25. avatar sizzlin bacon says:

    After accepting that his beloved SCAR would not pass the military’s torture test, Nick Leghorn shows off his AR300 blackout and tacticool speedo.

    1. avatar Squiggles says:

      Team FNH’s hazing ritual was most hard on dear Leghorn.

      1. avatar HBA101 says:

        *was almost hard on* fixed it…

  26. avatar Powers says:

    This is Al-Queda. Fear Us. Look at the package.

  27. avatar jwm says:

    Somewhere out there now is a mother that is rethinking her pro life stance. 30 years too damn late.

  28. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Joe Biden at home.

  29. avatar scottlac says:

    What has been seen can never be UNseen.

  30. avatar Isaac says:

    The poster child for abortion, 20 years later……

  31. avatar Paul53 says:

    As Norvis hoped, after the bank heist, the FBI was unable to get a useful description of the culprit!

  32. avatar Paul53 says:

    The case for retroactive abortion.

  33. avatar Uncle Lou says:

    Victoria’s “Secret” Security

  34. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    . . . . . Meanwhile, Mayor Bloomberg lives out his secret weekend fantasy with “Ramone”, a gun-toting member of his “special” army . . .

    1. avatar HBA101 says:

      Dammit Dirk, I lost a perfect cup of esspresso over that, thanks a bunch pal…

  35. avatar jirdesteva says:

    Crazy Joe Biden, you said size didn’t matter.

    BTW Now that I can no longer see my shooting days are over.

  36. avatar MotoJB says:

    I just canceled my TTAG subscription after seeing that picture….thanks. 😉

  37. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    Don’t ask, don’t tell.

    (And in this case, don’t show.)

  38. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    “Arm up” they said.
    “Wear whatever you’ve got” they said.
    …and not a fsck was given that day.

  39. avatar Vojn in IL. says:

    BREAKING NEWS…. Diane Feinstein’s secret lover leaks details of how he gets her off!

  40. avatar Mick says:

    OMG, I think I have to replace my optic nerve from front to back.

  41. avatar Tim says:

    Your responsibility to be ready for the fight never f**king ends!!!

  42. avatar Eric says:

    The real suprise came when he realized the bannana hammock wasn’t fire retardant.

  43. avatar warriorshonor says:

    Fire-Island SWAT Uniform….

  44. avatar SubZ says:

    Before the bachelorette party in Aleppo…

  45. avatar Mediocrates says:

    When the Justice League is just minutes away…

  46. avatar jwm says:

    So apparently they’re remaking, “Mad Max, The Road Warrior.” With it’s immortal tag line, “I loved him too….”

  47. avatar din says:

    the year james yeager dressed as himself for halloween.

  48. avatar Adam says:

    Concealed means concealed, fella………

  49. avatar Mat says:

    Female video game armor. Now for men.

  50. avatar Jason says:

    I think I need to change my iPhoto password.

  51. avatar tater tot says:

    Put that away before you hurt someone!

  52. avatar Russ says:

    That is the full tactical package.

  53. avatar barstoolguru says:

    is there a requirement to talk to him before I shoot

  54. avatar Eric says:

    Ready for a typical night out on the town, in Syria.

  55. avatar OODAloop says:

    Gecko45’s Match.com photo. Fall to your knees ladies and worship…

  56. avatar mlk18 says:

    U.S. Secret Service – Colombian Prostitution Unit

  57. avatar Donnie GA says:

    After inflated AR prices, I didn’t have much cash leftover for the mil-surp pants.

    1. avatar Craig says:

      Some people like ARs. Some people like ARs TOO MUCH!

  58. avatar jason says:

    James Yeagers next video goes where no gun guy has gone before……..

  59. avatar steve lewinski says:

    CAPTION: “You’re comin’ with us…”

  60. avatar David PA/NJ says:


  61. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    one of the 72 virgins revealed. . . . .

    now aren’t you glad you were a martyr for the cause?

    1. avatar HBA101 says:



  62. avatar scot says:

    how many 223s will fit in that shinney new pouch.

  63. avatar surfabilly says:

    mr. farago, an alex jones is on line one with a complaint about a recent post…

  64. avatar DJ says:

    This is my airsoft, this is my gun!

  65. avatar Bruce says:

    That’s just….. sick. ARG! I need a drink or six to get that out of my mind.

  66. avatar steve lewinski says:

    The Village People are pleased to announce their newest member…

  67. avatar jwm says:

    All I can say is thank God for duct tape.

  68. avatar Lucas D. says:

    The bad news? He’s also happy to see you…

  69. avatar C says:

    If you must fight, fight naked.

  70. avatar Dave S says:

    looks like acurate interpolation can be made of chin, nose, eyes, so lesson 1 get a mask that provides bulk and less facial recognition features.

    guess its ok if you hear something go bump in the night in the southern climes.

  71. avatar Aharon says:

    Chicago’s mayor home alone.

  72. avatar Foster says:

    “Okay, we’re ready to test our new ballistic jock Firing in 5, 4, 3…”

    “Buck Rogers in the, ur… wait… what?”

  73. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Guido says “Open carry is legal here. I’ve got nothing to hide.”

  74. avatar Paul53 says:

    Later that night, Arthur decided to rethink his choice of mushrooms.

  75. avatar Squiggles says:

    Anthony Weiner joined Seal Team Six

  76. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Dan, you schmuck!

    You can’t un-see something; plucking out the offending eye is no help whatsoever.

    I’ll get you for this…

  77. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    “So where’s the camel with the toothache?!?”

    – or –

    “The future of covert ops: do this, and noone will dare notice you.”

  78. avatar DoomsdayJames says:

    OMG WTF?!!! Ok now that I’ve gotten that out.

    “Ready for my Dinner Date with Dianne Feinstein.”

  79. avatar Eric says:

    Where is the f#[email protected] underwear bomber when we need him

  80. avatar Steve in MA says:

    Ban tactical, large capacity banana hammocks!

  81. avatar ensitue says:

    says it all

  82. avatar Alex says:

    Umm where did you get my pic???

    1. avatar jwm says:

      What happens in Vegas, don’t always stay in Vegas.

  83. avatar SGC says:

    ROBERT FARAGO- Mr. January – The Annual TTAG Calendar!

  84. avatar Paul53 says:

    Is this where the tryouts for the SQUAT team are?

    Dang, Robert edits my posts for stuff nowhere near as obscene as that pic!

  85. avatar Bob says:

    Why they don’t have SWAT team beauty contests – the swimsuit contest.

  86. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Clip of mayhem, but a sack.of magic, baby!

  87. avatar Corey C. Jordan says:

    So much for “don’t ask, don’t tell”…..

  88. avatar KCK says:

    So this is what the DHS/TSA personnel look like when the go through the new airport full body scanners

  89. avatar rt-texas says:

    The USO failed miserably in trying to provide entertainment to our front line female combat forces….


    Kristen Weiss immediately forces Robert to discontinue the new TTAG dating website when the head of Mayor Bloomberg’s security detail was her first match.

  90. avatar Derrick says:

    Bob recently decided to switch from concealed carry to open carry.

  91. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Proof that guns and alcohol/drugs do NOT mix.

  92. avatar karlb says:

    Officer Bananasling, please, in the name of all that you hold holy, fracking shoot me so I never have to think about what I have just seen

  93. avatar Don says:

    What……these shorts are printing? Damn it….I just got these .

  94. avatar gregolas says:

    When Minuteman drills go drastically awry…….

  95. avatar LJM says:

    (Carnac puts the envelope to his head and says)…. “A skunk with its tail in air, a momma bear and cub… And this guy?”

    (Carnac opens the envelope)… “Ways in which nature says back off”

  96. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    Banana mag, meet banana hammock

  97. avatar Wes S. says:

    “…No, dude, it’s ‘MOLON LABE,‘ not ‘MOLON LOVE.’ Sheesh…”

  98. avatar Crunkleross says:

    Somewhere a trailer park queen is lusting for me, I can feel it.

  99. avatar C says:

    Get in the truck. There’s no time to explain.

  100. avatar BlindKyle says:

    I got yer large capacity right here.. .


    This thing nails insurgents all day. And the rifle’s not bad either.

  101. avatar Jesus says:

    And here we have the reclusive “Mall Ninja” preparing for a trip to the beach.

  102. avatar Jon R. says:

    The Army introduces it’s new high speedo, low drag combat uniforms…

  103. avatar Pat says:

    Showing up at his body building class to demand a refund.

  104. avatar Polymath says:

    I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt…

  105. avatar Carry.45 says:

    What are you more afraid of: The gun? Or the man behind it?

  106. avatar The Bull Lion says:

    Meet Gold Members brother, Silver Member

  107. avatar Closet Gun Nut says:

    Tactical Bachelorette Party Stripper!

  108. avatar Pyratemime says:

    This picture is actually a few years old from a contest over at Zombie Squad (a preparedness website that uses zombies as a metaphor only) featured in their off-topic forum. The guy pictured is Crypto and is one of the moderators over there. It is actually a pretty decent preparedness website that covers everything from sustainable backyard agriculture to homemade communication systems to how to prep for disabled family members and a great deal more. They have a top-notch firearms forum with some very knowledgeable and experienced gunsmiths and former combat arms individuals. They also have a very strictly enforced “no-politics” rule that keeps the site helpful and not a flamefest. I would encourage people to go check it out if they have a few minutes, http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/.

    1. avatar HBA101 says:

      If this pic is a couple of years old and you still remember it…
      We are all in for a ride as we all took a gander at this fluffy tacticool itchy triggerfinger…

    2. avatar Mike S says:

      ZS FTW

  109. avatar My Older Brother Chet says:

    Cover and concealment for the love of god

  110. avatar Matt says:

    “Ned took his tin foil hat paranoia to a new level…”

  111. avatar TNMatt says:

    After finally landing his dream job as a Channing Tatum impersonator, Tom’s only question was “So where should I put this?” He meant his trigger finger.

  112. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Just realized this guy probably doesn’t know about the Bullet Resistant cup ! He’ll probably regret it if he heads into combat kitted up like that !!


  113. avatar jwm says:

    Captain Smith, newly appointed commanding officer of Abu Grhaib military prison, Iraq, reports for his first day of duty.

  114. avatar Bob Damon says:

    As you can see Senator Feinstein, nature does not limit magazine size, barrel length, or the number of bullets you can use. And it is full auto.

  115. avatar Cameron says:

    High speed low drag has gotten extreme

  116. avatar Mario Reyes says:

    It’s not about the size, it’s a out the range. I really wanted an AR-10.

  117. avatar Mario Reyes says:

    Misspell: about not out.

  118. avatar C says:

    Victoria’s Secret Service

  119. avatar DisThunder says:

    Now, where the hell did I leave my KISS boots!?!

  120. avatar Nanashi says:

    Did that thing look translucent to you guys too?

  121. avatar Labman says:

    I’m from Homeland Security and you…..WHAT?

  122. avatar Paul53 says:

    Leagalizing marijuana did have some unexpected side effects.

  123. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Super Troopers! That movie changed my life!

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7P6tYRzxI?feature=player_detailpage&w=640&h=360%5D

  124. avatar Nick says:

    This is my rifle this is my thong this is for killing this is for fun.

  125. Steve, why does your bump-in-the-night gear include sunglasses?

  126. avatar Martin B says:

    NEVER do this again!!!!

  127. avatar Old Dog says:

    What is wrong with this picture? His finger is on the trigger!

    That is the first thing I thought of when I saw this but I guess some guys could not help but look further down. 🙂

  128. avatar Rodeo Jones says:

    screw the caption. this picture just sucks.

  129. avatar SonnyW says:

    “Say ‘Hello’ to my little friend!!!!”

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