Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar In Memphis says:

    This is my rifle, this is my gun, clear the way cuz gymnastics are fun.

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      My SKS makes me do THIS!

  2. avatar RAN58 says:

    And this is what you have to do to charge the bolt.

  3. avatar armino says:

    ‘The march of the human mind is slow.’

    Edmund Burke

  4. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    I used to be able to get up higher till arthritus set in, Randy

  5. avatar racer88 says:

    Appendage-confusion set in after the command, “Present arms!”

  6. avatar MurrDog says:

    In Soviet Russia, parade watches you!

  7. avatar jwm says:

    A tragic viagra overdose.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:


      1. avatar Bob says:

        Me, too. LMAO

  8. avatar RKflorida says:

    The Rockettes go pro-gun.

  9. avatar nemsis says:

    I thought sticky bolt syndrome only happened to Mosin Nagants.

  10. avatar Bartman1 says:

    And now, a demonstration by the Ministry of Silly Walks!

    1. avatar Mike Crognale says:


      1. avatar Ivan w/ an AR says:

        IT’S OVER 9000!

        1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

          nothing like monty python skits to bring a smile to your face +100….damn thoes guys were funny

  11. avatar jwm says:

    I had what I thought was a real rockin comment about an accident with erectile dysfunction medication but apparently the filter didn’t like it.

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      i liked it, just didnt comment. ttag needs a “like” button for comments. RF please make one.

  12. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    The audience watched quietly as Sergei attempted the crowd-pleasing “axe kick” method for clearing a flag jam in his ceremonial rifle, to a background of quickly-muttered prayers that he would avoid another impalement accident.

  13. avatar Sammy says:

    A new world record for a field goal set at May Day Russian celebration.

  14. avatar John says:

    You know that moment before the beat drops…?

  15. avatar racer88 says:

    “It’s been longer than four hours! Someone call a doctor!”

    1. avatar SkyMan77 says:


  16. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Can someone give me a hand… I’m stuck!!!

  17. avatar SubZ says:

    Kim Jung Un says, “Take one giant step”

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      How about the guy that Neil Armstrong beat out?

  18. avatar Paul53 says:

    How does Joe Biden get his foot from there to his mouth so easily?

  19. avatar JB says:

    Channel 9 New York broadcast of mayor Bloombergs celebration for the completion of civilian disarmament..comrades

  20. avatar Syntax says:

    The height of the step while marching is inversely proportional to the amount of freedom allowed in the country.

    1. avatar Bob2 says:

      So true.

  21. avatar John O. says:

    “Balls!” said the Queen.

  22. avatar Ralph says:

    This is how the Korean National Drill Team ties its shoes. It’s also why the Korean National Drill Team has one member.

  23. avatar Alphapod says:

    “The NYPD’s weapons are now (for the safety of anyone who happens to be standing nearby) loaded with large red flags that say ‘Bang’. This example was photographed when the rifle discharged itself during a parade.”

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Me like!

  24. avatar Labman says:

    Sergio’s vasectomy took a little more than he anticipated but it paid off at “Russia’s got talent” tryouts.

  25. avatar mp504 says:

    Oh God! I just sprained my spleen.

  26. avatar mp504 says:

    As Sergio steped up to the plate, he suddenly realized he left his jock strap at Veruschka’s from the night before.

  27. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Eric Holder goose steps past Congress over Fast & Furious.

  28. avatar Aharon says:

    The great Russian “Gum” department store kicks off its AK74 sale.

    Seriously, if you maximize the picture the sign above the building says Gum in Russian.

  29. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Look out everyone … he had Mexican food for lunch!!!!

  30. avatar jkp says:

    Flyyyy in-to the danger zone!

  31. avatar Matt says:

    Tired of military surplus loads for his Mosin-Nagant, Boris finally found a hand-load with a little kick.

  32. avatar Bob says:

    Did I march through that horse s–t back there? Look at the bottom of my shoe!

  33. avatar Don says:

    The Goose is Loose.

  34. avatar Bob says:

    Part of the testing for the new pants for the dress uniforms.

  35. avatar SpuriusOne says:

    Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

  36. avatar 505markf says:

    Distracted by dreams of playing in the NBA, 73 foot tall Jung Yong Park accidentally farted as he neared the reviewing stand. Rodman urged restraint on behalf of his pal Kim Jung Un, saying “It’s all good bro! It’s just that grass-heavy diet.”

  37. avatar Anrev says:

    Meanwhile in Boulder, Colorado….

  38. avatar Anrev says:

    In Boulder, Colorado today….

  39. avatar Roice says:

    After shooting himself in the foot for the 3rd time, Private Potsgrovshinko and his bayonet flag were summarily retired!

  40. avatar jwm says:

    Fvck you, Jean Claude Van-Damm.

  41. avatar NickS says:

    I used to walk like you, before I took an SKS to the knee.

    1. avatar Craig says:

      +1. Anyone have a M’aiq the Liar quote?

  42. avatar Paul53 says:

    OK, now hold that position while I get my hand over here, now cough!

  43. avatar Buckeye_GT says:

    In France, its a white flag.

  44. avatar Josh83 says:

    Meanwhile, at Supreme Leader Obama’s third inaugural…

  45. avatar MacBeth51 says:

    Goofy leading the parade to Snow White’s Castle

  46. avatar Bryan says:

    Obama showing Holder how far up his a$$ his boot will go when the next scandal is discovered!

  47. avatar RenegadeDave says:

    You take my life but I’ll take yours too! Fire your musket but I’ll run you through!

    (Had to introduce a little culture in here via Iron Maiden’s “The Trooper”)

  48. avatar JSW says:

    This, Grasshopper, is how you do an axe kick.

  49. avatar Saul Feldstein says:

    Mrs Obama enjoys the latest parade in her husbands honor, but decries the prescence of firearms.

  50. avatar catcrapn says:

    Where is Kim?!! Look at the dog crap that’s on my shoe! He let’s that dog of his crap everywhere and NEVER PICKS IT UP! I just polished these boots!

  51. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    Unbelievable! That punt must be seventy yards, in the air!

  52. avatar M Bryant says:


  53. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    Wait till the hoplophobes see what our new drum major is using for a baton!

  54. avatar WarsawPactHeat says:

    Wow–Is that a Model 59 in his pocket or is he happy to see someone?

  55. avatar scifigunner says:

    So I bet him $5 he couldn’t get the flag out of his gun while holding it at “Present Arms”…I didn’t know that was 6 months salary

  56. avatar A-Rod says:

    “Sieg Heel!!!”

  57. avatar Bob Damon says:

    Saw this on vacation in 96, it’s the changing of the guard on the Island of Misfit Toys.

    These guys are Herbie’s best customers, always knocking out their teeth with their safety flag guns.

  58. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Ah my favorite Xmas production… The Nutcracker.”

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