Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - April 19, 2013 106 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Classic Blunder Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Shock And Awe Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Here Today, Gone Tomorrow Edition 106 COMMENTS Alright, who ate the last of the Thin Mints?!!! Reply My wife did Reply There’s not a jury on earth that would convict. Reply Next time the grand kids get out of line watch out!!! Reply Obviously compensating for something. Dang gun crazies! Reply My grandmother has better trigger discipline than that Reply i haven’t used a gun since Jesse James was wanted Reply Watertown, MA, shots fired, suspect down, BREAKING: http://wr2a.wordpress.com/2013/04/19/shots-fired-in-watertown-breaking-news/ Reply I can see EOD techs walking down the street. Must be going to check his body for bombs. Reply Would love to see that happening in person. Take pictures! Reply It’s called tv WR. One of the cameras telephoto’d in on them. News anchors had no idea what they were of course 🙂 News is now saying he’s still alive and they’re talking to him. My guess would be he’s wounded. ^ winner Reply Stonewall – They have him in custody and alive. Sigh of relief. Reply The FBI knew this guy. But dismissed him as not being a problem, due to lack of evidence. http://wr2a.wordpress.com/2013/04/19/fbi-interviewed-tamerlan-tsarnaev-dismissed-case-will-heads-roll/ Reply Will Smith voice “Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?” Reply Left-handed, 92 and with her eyes closed, Annie Oakley was still a deadly shot. Reply How much? Reply Margaret Thatcher, how we miss your style already! Reply Grandma believes in gun control. She’s controlling the gun. Reply “And then when I pointed my gun at the 2 burglars, they peed their pants”! “hahahahahahah” Reply God I love home invasions. Reply What are you scared of? Why, nothing! Reply Used to use one of these back in the day, and now my grandkids wants Obama to take this away from me. I said, “yeah you and what army” Reply I will pop a cap in your a** so fast and keep smiling the whole time. Now say what again! Reply That aint no pistol…………….now this is a pistol!!!!!! Reply It’s ok grandma, guns make me feel that same way too. Reply The Elderly: They will shoot you with a smile. Reply “And then I saw the puddle down around his ankles!” Reply “My, what a big gun you have, Grandma.” Reply +1 Reply erhhhh… full lug, ribbed Taurus M44 loaded with SWC? am I close? Reply “erhhhh… full lug, ribbed Taurus M44 loaded with SWC? am I close?” I’m wondering the same thing. What is that? The details (rear sight, rib) don’t look like anything I’m familiar with. Reply I’m eyeing the cylinder – is that thing loaded? Grandma & Grandpa need to head for the range. First maybe some practice with snap caps. Reply It looks like an older Rossi to me. Nickel plated? Reply How about a pot metal cap gun? Ethel shows the other nursing home residents her version of social security. Reply Sweetheart your fired. Ive a young gun to play with. Reply So, then I says to Myrtle, “Myrtle,” I says, “You can’t keep doing that…” Reply Jihad this …bitch Reply I’ll bet I can hit an apple off bidens head with my eyes closed, now where is that wascal, Randy Reply “And that’s why Pappy has a limp kids.” Reply “I’m ready to see Jesus. You ? Let me tell you ALLLL about Him!” Reply Press photos from the remake of Stallone’s epic “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!” Reply Yo Adrianne! Reply “I will handi-cap your butt.” Reply “Where’s the beef?” I got yer beef right here, jackass. Reply exactly. she looks just like the woman from the Wendy’s commercials. “Where’s the beef, MotherF**ker??” Reply From my cold dead hands.. Reply “GRANNY… USE THE FORCE…” Reply And I was like, “Peew peew. I still laugh every time I tell that story.” Reply Obamacare my ass! Reply With a gun this big I don’t have to be that accurate, especially indoors. Reply “It wasn’t the first time Edna had her hands around a Python…” Reply Winner! Reply This little baby is to help me get to my rifle. Reply Go ahead. Make my day… Reply “…and that’s when I hauled out this here .44 like this, and I said, ‘Son, if’n you wanna run around buck-ass nekkid, you go right ahead, but you climb right back outta that window before I get your blood all over my carpet’. And mister, he done it. You never seen a nekkid man climb down a tree so fast…” Reply You better swallow that blue pill, Pa! Reply That there’s funny, I don’t care who you are…. Reply “Ever since she was young, Grandma had great finger discipline.” Reply HEHEHEHEHE! I GOT YOU KNOW MY PRETTY’S Reply “Point me in direction of that Suspect #2, I will take care of the little jihadist shit” Reply While we wait for the cops, let’s talk about Jesus. Reply nigga please Reply “When I put my hands around his steel, I feel like I’m 50 AGAIN!” Reply “Ill give you a real reason to not call me!” (Can anyone tell me the model of the gun?) Reply Mr. President, Obamacare better not cut my Medicare & Social Security! Reply “Now, I thinks its even funnier that you called me “Old Lady! Don’t you?” Reply “Mr Senator, that Entitlement reform cracks me up, too!!!!!” Reply “Silly Biden, shotguns are for pussies. Only kiddin'” Reply “American Granny on Opening Day of Liberal Season: “Land sakes, there be so many ’round here, I can hit ’em with my eyes closed!” Reply “Go ahead, make my day”!! Reply “Boy you best zip up them there drawers!! I seen bigger things than that on a mouse last night!!” “Mr Biden….I believe you forgot about this here revolver!! 2 shots my ass!!” Reply Bad, bad Puddycat! I’ll teach you to mess with my tweety-bird. Reply Next time you might want to ask permission before getting into my candy dish. Reply After personally checking out the nursing home her son had in mind, Mrs Jones decided that her state Department of Corrections would be more accommodating….l Reply “Molon labe” Reply Go ahead make my day! Reply “I laugh at your feeble attempt to resurrect the Colt Python.” Reply What did you say about lefties? Reply Joe Biden’s momma is the reason he hates guns! Reply …granny’s got her gun! Reply Your sight is off a few millimeters to the left. Reply “So, I bust a cap in your ass and get life in prison. Honestly, what’s that mean, 2 mebbe 3 months? It’ll be worth it not to have to hear you snore thru another night!” Reply My wife! Reply My smith set the trigger pull at .05 oz. That’s the double action trigger pull! Reply Now we both just crapped ourselves, only, I have depends Reply My instructor told me you can aim with one eye closed or both eyes open, I’m going with the third option. Reply Go ahead sonny, hide in my boat. Reply “So then Martha said, ‘Shoot him in the toodles!'” Reply ” It’s been 70 years with you complaining about my cookin’ now your going to sit there and eat it without one word, not one word, or your going to get it” Reply Handguns: Because Crocheting hurts my fingers. Reply “I knew Grammy could handle the big ‘guns'”. Reply “Oh, you don’t want vegetables?”….”How about a bullet?” Reply Eyes Closed – Weak Hand – Are you still feeling lucky Punk? Go Ahead, Make My day! Reply And then I pulled out my rape whistle… Reply “So what did you call this? A rape prevention device?” Reply You’ve fallen and you won’t get up. Reply Love it Reply “You’ve fallen, and you won’t get up.” Reply “Who crapped their pants now?” Reply Everytime I shoot a bad guy, it makes me smile. Reply Two blasts in the air my ass, I’m shooting them in the face. Reply Now that we have time before the police get here, lets talk about Jesus. Reply Lady: So what if it is a “Hollywood teacup” hold. I only need one shot to blow your @$$ away punk. Reply I just can’t abide side-flash. You still there, Mr. Burglar? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.