Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 15, 2013 93 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Assault Cow Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At Taurus Owners Edition 93 COMMENTS Even American kids know to keep their finger off the trigger. Reply Got my vote. Reply Get ready California, your Feinstein gave us a Port to invade from… Reply Hahahaha!!! Reply “Better dead than RED!” Reply I heard freedom required one of these in my hands Reply oh +1 Reply P.E. in North Korea. Reply Worvelines! Reply +1 LOL! Reply Winner Reply Oh shit. I totally snorted when I read that. Give this man a prize! Reply MUST WIN Reply OK, I’m not even gonna try now. Reply jus crose da fread..he win.. Reply Perfect. In one word, no less. Reply SOKO to NOKO: FOAD! Reply OR: Behind Every Bush! Reply In about 5 years Reply Just try and adopt us now Angelina! Reply OOOOOh, so you say you have not any weapons, eh? Reply +10000 Reply Chinese students are so droll…. HKs in HK. Reply actually, NR08’s in HK. Them chinese love their knockoffs. Reply right now………your enemy is training Reply Yes, we support gun control in America. Red Dawn III, 2023 Reply Yes, Dear Leader. We are ready to invade America. Reply Asian kids in some kind of uniform holding toy HK smgs… OK, I give it up, now for the answer: which country? Background? Reply All your base are belong to us! Reply Is that a Tunderbirds marionette? SUPERMARIONATION! Reply Ohh no, here comes Tokyo, go go A’merica! Reply Red Dawn 2 – The Prequel Reply Meanwhile in China… Reply You want to visit our school, Mr. Lanza? Reply To be introduced into the 2016 Olympics: The 400 meter SMG relays. Reply “I small, but my nine bigger than yours.” Reply Two entries: What remains of the United States Army after sequestration Or In North Korea, they play Red Light/Green Light for keeps! Reply Children at Beijing’s People’s Glorious Revolutionary Daycare compete in the school’s annual ‘9mm Dash’. The winner of each year’s event – a combined 100 yard dash and field-stripping exercise – is awarded the right to have a sibling. Reply The .9mm dash Reply China thanks Obama for the gift of guns ! Reply We’re here about the money you owe us. Reply We North Koreans want to be your friends! Can Bobby come out and play? Reply Me shoot you long time. Reply Winner! Reply I bet you wish I was driving now don’t you? Reply We are coming. Reply North Korean Olympic track team with two members eliminated for sub par performance. Reply MP5-year-olds Reply Did you think we just use magic to protect the North Pole? We got an army of elves! Reply We Chinese, We skip class, we go pop cap in your ass~ Reply We’ve got this part of the track covered, lets hope feinswine doesn’t run the other way & bite us in the ass, Randy Reply We don’t have school shootings here… Reply They laughed at my uniform. I laughed at their chalk outlines. Reply I am going to get yelled at for this and called racist, but here goes: Molon Rabe Reply LOL Reply That was fantastic. Reply Moron Rabe. FTFY. Reply One little, Two Little, Three Little Koreans, Four Little, Five Little…………… Reply Obama Youth, Chinese Chapter Reply +1 Reply They be unarmed disarmed if that were the case. Reply Caption? “I may be a “two bagger”, but I’ve got an MP5. So drop em!” C Reply Tell us again what you said about our dear leader… Reply Nobody will ever take Tommy’s milk money again! Reply Let me introduce you to my little friend! Reply “You want to let WHO in the Boy Scouts??!!” Reply It’s not an entry for a photo caption (I got tired of Engrish jokes around 1st grade, guys), but as someone who’s Asian American / a dad / an educator I was more struck by the strange proportion of the child’s head to their body. Yeah, I know the stereotype of Koreans (even North Koreans) is that they have big heads, and yeah, maybe it’s just the camera angle, but usually such poor body proportions are due to one thing: …malnutrition. Entire generations of half-fed, brainwashed kids raised to die for the whims of a single madman and his descendants. And yeah, that bothers me. N.Korea doesn’t have money for food, let alone real guns and bullets for its kids. While it’d be interesting if these Young Red Guards were actually rocking Umarex MP5s in 22LR, I bet they’re really just airsoft guns imported cheaply from China with a mix of plastic and metal parts. One final note… a worthy organization trying to solve the North Korean crisis and help refugees: http://libertyinnorthkorea.org/ Reply Wide angle lens + perspective = big head. Reply Some of both, IMHO. Malnutrition and wide-angle lens. Reply That probably explains Obama’s head: malnurmaturation. Reply Actually they are alien hybrid children from the planet Zeta Reticuli. Reply Great Lenins Ghost at the annual “Kill a Capitilist Track Meet” in Beijing. Reply “Ready or Not, Here We Come!” Reply DAMN that’s one mean looking unibrow! Reply “Where’s the 16 trillion you owe us?” Reply North Korean Gangsta’s getting ready to do their version of Gangnam Style!!! Reply You buy our cookies NOW capitalist pigs! Reply I’m from the PRC, and I’m here to help you! Reply I am a PRC and I’m here to . . . Reply Don’t let full auto capability give you a big head… Reply “So I saw what those two were wearing and I was all like it has to be a red tie and they were all like whatever and so I went, I went to them I said no it’s got to be a red tie cause Leader for Life said so and they went like oh shut UP you commie b***h. So I shot ’em.” Reply And in this week’s episode of To Catch a Predator… Reply You got problem with school security………….Not us Reply Thank you Uncle Ho. I mean Uncle Barrack. From your Jr. Brownshirt Group 666 Reply “I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my greasy, Crayola stained hands.” Reply Sir, would you care for some Cream of Someyoungguy on your egg roll? Reply You break you buy round eye. Reply Fembots 2.0. Reply Headline: China’s Next Olympic Relay Team Younger; Still Has Competitive Edge Reply Chinese Army hires 49,000 midget Koreans to overrun America one set of kneecaps at a time!!! Now in theaters!!! Attack of Big Head Killer Midgets from Outer Space, Part Duex!!! The first time Mr and Mrs Sheen realized their son Charlie had Anger Management Problems!! Reply School Security! Reply “now. caw me charry now, bitches.” Reply These “No Hesitation” targets fight back. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.