Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and GamesNews Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 8, 2013 48 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR ‘Smart Gun’ Fail: New LodeStar Works Not-So-Smart Pistol Couldn’t Fire Two Rounds Back-to-Back Not-So-Brotherly Love: Philly Notches 100 Carjackings in First Two Weeks of 2022 – VIDEO St. Louis Homeowner Sends Five Home Invaders Running For Their Lives, One to the Morgue [VIDEO] 48 COMMENTS It’s a good thing we put our knickers on, its a bit cool in here ! Reply I thought that Shotguns were better?? These women are not following our VP’s advice….. Reply No caption, just a comment. Damn, I wish I had access to a range with that setup. Indoor range, which permits rifles, AND has shooting positions for standing, kneeling, and prone? Shut up and take my money! Reply GAT Guns in Elgin, IL is opening their new indoor rifle ranges in 2 weeks. Fourteen 75yd positions, fourteen 50yd positions. No idea what the caliber limits will be, but “high caliber” is what’s posted. Yes, in Illi-freakin-nois. Now, if only they can find ammo… Reply AG, the heartbreaking part about that range is it’s likely a high school range and team. There was a time, even into my yoot when public schools rolled like this. Reply The good ol’ days… Reply Does a forced-perspective ceiling alter our perceptions at a known-distance range? These eight ladies found out – the hard way… Reply The Evolution of Woman Reply The evolution of accuracy. And maybe hanky panky. Reply So much about women shooting rifles, hey Mr. Biden. Reply Modern women with irons Reply I bet the rapist will stay clear of us……………….if the bloomers don’t killem’, our new AR’s will. Reply Appleseed the early years. Reply Remember to aim for the crotch Reply Women who perform in any position. A little misogynistic but all in good fun Reply A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate eachother. Or something like that. Reply Represented by the ladies is a bar graph of the likelihood of the passage of a federal assault weapons ban. Time is the X-axis, the height of the ladies is the Y-axis with greater height indicating greater likelihood of passage, and the zero point of the X-axis is the Newtown tragedy. (The woman in the light sweater sitting on the far right of the picture is reviewing her life to see if she has followed any advice from Joe “Shoot twice in the air” Biden and may therefore end up in jail.) Reply Why Women in Wyoming were the first to win the right to vote! Reply What?! WHAT?!! YEAH, WE’RE ALL DEAF NOW. WHO KNEW SHIT ABOUT HEARING PROTECTION BACK THEN? Reply If they were using earplugs, we wouldn’t be able to see them. 🙂 Reply the real reason women all go to the restroom together. Reply Winner! Mucho chuckles! Reply Greatest. Dominoes setup. EVER. Reply A time when there was so much ass to kick that we needed the housewives to kick some too. Now there is more ass than ever to kick but alas, we’re all pussies. Reply This inspired me to google for ‘girls’ rifle team’ images – lots of cool old images. Here are just a couple, but there are many more: http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackheritage/4646296240/ http://ghostsofdc.org/2012/08/22/gwu-girls-rifle-team/ http://www.startribune.com/local/blogs/122063344.html Seriously nostalgic stuff. Reply Oh, and the caption. OK, “When women were straight shooters”. Reply Ladies keep shooting! I just got an important email…. Reply “We like the traditional stance for head and center mass shots!” said the girls on the left. “We like the stabilty of the prone position for better accuracy!” said the girls on the right. “We like to remove his motivation!” said the two in the middle. Reply WINNER! Reply “Even after rigorous training, some women were still unable to reliably fake menstruation, urinate on command or convince their rapist that they had an STD. Fortunately, they had other skills.” /bow Reply Shooting for the crotches at men of differing height. Reply That’s a funny looking kitchen. Reply #1 lady is thinking “I’m sure glad I won the coin toss & didn’t have to spread my legs like #8, Randy Reply Statest GunPorn Reply Mildred (lane 3) to Mabel (lane 2): “I thought we were here to execute that rotten piano player that was here last week.” Reply Burger Zone found that it’s burgers were more tender if the horses thought they were going out for a race. Reply Ms. Diane Feinstein placed last at the 1897 Junior Women’s Indoor Nationals and vowed to make it her life’s work to stop others from enjoying the shooting sports. Reply Haha this explains so much! No wonder she looks like tree-bark and stale fart. Reply Now that there was funny!!!!!!!! Reply Well played, sir. Reply Finals in a week ladies. Reply Without guns, the three on the right are just laying down on the job. Reply A visual representation of the 3 categories of penis envy by American women. From left to right: Extreme, moderate, and none whatsoever. Reply Aim for the piano, ladies!!! Reply More bars in more places…. Reply The devolution of woman: standing . . . crouching . . . crawling on her belly like a reptile . . . Feinstein on a stool, trying (and failing) to read the Second Amendment. Reply M.A.F.I.A. Moms Against Feinstein’s Ignorants Actions. Reply In the immortal words of the prancing Kool-Aid pitcher in tights, “Oh, Yeah!” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.