Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar jwm says:

    The shotgun guys. Eyes on the shotgun.

  2. avatar SCS says:

    Where’s the shoulder thing that goes up??

  3. avatar Oddux says:

    Guy on the left: Dat Ankle!

  4. avatar Sammy says:

    The first ass-ault weapon

    1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:


  5. avatar surlycmd says:

    “Alright boys, once you done with today’s training, you will posted at your hometown schools.”

  6. avatar Sanchanim says:

    The US Army contemplated the early adoption of allowing women in armed combat…

    It didn’t work…

  7. avatar CA_Chris says:

    “Hold your long guns low and tight, boys.”

  8. avatar imrambi says:

    Whatever you can do I can do better!

  9. avatar Ralph says:

    It just wasn’t the same after Sgt. Ryker’s sexual reassignment surgery.

    1. avatar Ivan w/ an AR says:

      Arggg, my head! You are more evil than the “shoulder-thingie that goes up”!

    2. avatar Gregolas says:

      LOL big time!

  10. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    No, I’m not the Avon lady. I’m here to confiscate your assault rifle and high capacity magazines.

  11. avatar Steve in MA says:

    “remember to pump the action”

  12. avatar Nine says:

    “I hope it doesn’t go off in my hair.”

  13. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    So let me tell you boys about what REALLY gave John Moses the idea for this A5…

    1. avatar Guy22 says:

      The hump is back!!!


  14. avatar Tom B. says:

    It is all in the wrist boys. Watch and learn.

  15. avatar Lance says:

    The new solder of the future the enemy wont take there eyes off it.

  16. avatar Bob says:

    Taken just moments before the death of Mindy Bergstrom. The coroner has determined cause of death as a massive heart attack, caused by discovering a broken nail.

  17. avatar إبليس says:

    Women have the best helmets.

  18. avatar Eric says:

    Ten soldiers, standing at attention, in the presence of a young lady.

  19. avatar Sam Wright says:

    The NRA’s training and arming teachers in the National School Shield Safety program.

  20. avatar In Memphis says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for pleasu… oh uh pardon us Ma’am.”

  21. avatar AaronW says:

    Lifelike, and posable, the clock counts down their fate as test targets 15 miles out from Ground Zero.

  22. avatar DerryM says:

    “Well, she ain’t Betty Grable, but she sure can shoot!”

  23. avatar RockThisTown says:

    “Are those guns in your pockets or are you just glad to see me?”

    “Remember, fellas, never point your gun at anything you don’t intend to shoot . . . and the same goes for your rifle.”

    “Watch closely now as I demonstrate the proper technique for bagging your bird.”

    “Okay, enough with the blanks. Who wants to shoot some real bullets?”

  24. avatar Jon R. says:

    Dianne Feinstein younger and much more attractive gun loving sister whom she could never get over her jealousy of.

  25. avatar SelousX says:

    “Wow, she likes to shoot and she can cook? Boys, I’m in love!”

  26. avatar EasyBakeGunClub says:

    When you boys get home you’re going to pump it just like this.

  27. avatar Marc L says:

    Bob is a member of the new transvestite brigade. This new brigade was formed because the most important thing in battle is the element of surprise!

  28. avatar GS650G says:

    Remember, both trigger AND muzzle control at all times.

  29. avatar gagblue says:

    “And now I will demonstrate how to avoid premature shell ejection.”

  30. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    “Yes Mr. Farago I can handle a bigger gun than yours”!!!
    (Dan Zimmerman and Nick Leghorn in the background laughing their asses off!!)

  31. avatar Steve says:

    I ain’t no princess…I don’t need rescue!

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