Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 16, 2012 35 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition There’s Plenty of Time to Make Sure You’re Not on Santa’s Naughty List 35 COMMENTS Howdy Mayor Bloomberg!!! You an me have a few things to settle. Reply Oh great, don’t let the Brady Bunch see this, they will say she only has a gun because shes “compensating”. Reply I jest caught you with that barmaid from the tavern and you still askin’ me for a chance honey?? OK…. set ’em to swinging! Reply “All the neighbors agreed, she was quiet and kept to herself. Until that tragic Black Friday when the WalMart people went on strike.” Reply LOL, big time! The wife loves it too. Reply I don’t think “Git it up, cowboy” means what you think it means… Reply Thats a real funny joke, halder, you and obama want to sell my guns to the cartel to pay for your huchymommas. Reply AWB?? Say hello to my INTERNAL TUBULAR MAGAZINE! Reply Heh-heh…he said “tubular”… Reply “Go ahead, punk, make my Doris Day!” Reply Pretty clever! Reply Dang it, give me that Twinkie! NOW!! Reply If she shoots she could try using the old Twinkie defense. For those that don’t know it, San Francisco police officer Dan White used it after he shot and killed Mayor Moscone and Supervisor Milk in 1978. Good ole Dan claimed that his depression and narfing down several Twinkies gave him a sugar rush causing him to kill the mayor and Moscone. Dan White got off with manslaughter and was not convicted of murder. After serving two years he got out of prison, returned to San Francisco, and allegedly committed suicide though some say he was assassinated. Reply I thought he died of complications from diabetes. From eating all those Twinkies. See, his lawyer was right all along. Reply “White committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_White BTW, I just learned white was a supervisor. I had thought he was a cop. “Contrary to common belief, White’s attorneys did not argue that the Twinkies were the cause of White’s actions, but that their consumption was symptomatic of his underlying depression. White was convicted of voluntary manslaughter.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense The 1875 version of the full-auto giggles. Reply Oh shit, hold my weave Reply OK, Hickok, are you gonna put THIS on Youtube??? Reply Is that Doris Day? Reply Yup.. if you hover the mouse over the pic, a little callout shows up with some basic info about it. Reply I knew who it was and what movie it was from without the callout doohickey. Sigh. It sucks getting old. Reply No photo loaded Reply Merkal’s and Zimmerman’s Images don’t load Reply “Ah’m jest a gurl who cain’t say no… but in yo’ case ah make an exception. Now git!” Reply WOW…Senator Feinstein, I’ve never seen you drunk before !! Reply Slamfire! Oh happy Day! Reply I said take out the garbage NOW! Reply Annie finally got her gun. Reply (Apache war cry) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ! Reply Who says you can’t git a man with a gun? Just aim a little better, honey! Reply after a few drinks sheila thought she was playing her guitar at talent night at billy bob’s…..she knew something was up when the audience started running for the exits…. Reply Hahahahaha! That’s the wrong safe word! Reply Come on PETA make my day! Reply I can’t help myself. “You voted for WHO???!!! Reply “Enjoy the show!” –Actual quote from the movie. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.