Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Mark says:

    Don’t laugh; I gotta make this safe before the teacher shows up!

  2. avatar BLAMMO says:

    From the cover of LIFE DEATH Magazine.

  3. avatar Snachnim says:

    Reloading this on stage 7 is gonna suck!

  4. avatar إبليس says:

    Duck and cover is for pansies.

  5. avatar Oddux says:

    This one is rusted shut too! Man, I can’t believe Chicago is going to pay us for these!

      1. avatar Aaron says:

        Damn straight, FTW. I can’t come up with anything nearly as good as that…

  6. avatar Rooster says:

    Show and Tell Before Columbine

    1. avatar Will says:

      IF you want to take it in that direction…

      “My teacher’s been very very bad…”

  7. avatar Will says:

    Stupid Adults! When will the learn making it harder to rack and pull the trigger won’t stop us.

  8. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

    “Doggone it, Dad, I told you this Humpback was too much for me…”

  9. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    No damn red is gonna teach in my school!

  10. avatar Daniel says:

    “The most difficult part,” Lucas continued, “was researching what kind of handheld radios were in use during that period. The great folks we have over at Industrial Light and Magic- just a bunch of great, really talented guys- have actually come up with a radio you carried in a backpack. So little Jonny here, whenever he held a gun, will now actually be holding the handset, and will be wearing a field radio backpack for the entirety of the movie now.”

  11. avatar MotoJB says:

    Uh oh…Play-Doh bullet is stuck…Grandpa’s gonna be ticked!

  12. avatar Ralph says:

    Little Johnny struggles to operate the bolt button on his new California compliant .22.

  13. avatar Gyufygy says:

    Dumb adults leaving this laying around. Need to safe this so someone doesn’t get hurt!

  14. avatar Mark says:

    Now I know why Dad said I would go blind if I kept doing this!!!!

  15. avatar Mark says:

    Little Johnny get’s his version of The Rockets Red Glare ready for the 4th!!!!

  16. avatar Daniel says:

    Inset: The beginning of a legend. “That’s where the Action in ‘Action Jonny’ came from,” Jonny revealed. “Big misunderstanding. It was pretty tough, though. I’ve had jars of mayonnaise give me more of a fit than that thing.”

  17. avatar Fyrewerx says:

    If Davy Crockett can do it, so can I.

  18. avatar Dallen says:

    “No. There isn’t an easier way.”

    “Paps always does this…”

    “Yes. The grimace helps.”

  19. avatar MotoJB says:

    What “action”?? This ain’t doing a damn thing!

  20. avatar Juan Grande says:

    Don’t worry, I’ll get us extra recess…

  21. avatar MotoJB says:

    Shortly after this photo was taken, Little Johnny quickly became known as “little 4-finger”…

  22. avatar flboots says:

    Dont worry teach Ill get that there mouse for ya.

  23. avatar MotoJB says:

    I can’t believe that “Mezkan” will pay us 2 grand for this thang! …ya ‘ think Pa will notice it missin’?

  24. avatar Greg Camp says:

    Dad, how many times have I told you: Hoppes #9, wipe it out, apply a little oil. How many times?

  25. avatar Coexmann says:

    Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

  26. avatar LeftShooter says:

    I have no choice. Scott Farkus and his little toady Grover stole Ralphie’s lunch money again and Farkus “triple-dog dared” me to do something about it.

  27. avatar Aharon says:

    Time for Show and Tell.

  28. avatar LongPurple says:

    I got an M-1 thumb from a shotgun!

  29. avatar lvl99 says:

    Racking that bolt takes you back every time.

  30. avatar Johnny says:

    Double feeds bro, double feeds…

  31. avatar Bill F says:

    Kid 1: You sure you know what you’re doing?
    Kid 2: Yup. How else we gonna get the cat out o’ the tree?

  32. avatar Chuck says:

    There was a time when a shotgun in a school wouldn’t draw a second thought from anyone. We used to bring our rifles on the bus so we could hunt squirrels after school. People would piss their pants and scream like their hair was on fire if that were to happen today.

    1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

      No kidding!!!! Ah the good ol days!!!!! I remember riding my dirt bike to school with either my .22lr or my 410 single shot strapped on it somewhere!!! If I got up early Enuff I could get in an hour or so of rabbit or squirrel before school!!
      Nowadays all the politicos have done is make it easier for the BG’s to have an uncontested shooting gallery!!!!
      Wonder what they would say if it happened in the school their kids go to?!???

  33. avatar kalel666 says:

    She was holding the gun like this, but with a bikini on!

  34. avatar woot says:

    Ok, last time. Then we get the AKs. They never jam.

  35. avatar Aharon says:

    A young Dan and Robert get their hands on their first gun.

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