Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Qajaqon says:

    “Come this way, and …. well you get the picture”

    Guns. Knives. Bats. And B……!

  2. avatar Roll says:

    So…this is what you do outside of the kitchen?

  3. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    When he get’s here we will find out which sister he lime’s the best!!!!!

  4. avatar Hal says:

    It’s 1950 Dorris, and all the weapons in the world aint gonna keep you from getting good smack in the f*ckin’ mouth…

  5. avatar Phrederick says:

    This is why men are relieved to find most feminists are also anti-gun.

  6. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Limes = Likes!!!! Sorry 14 days in a row of 12 hour days seems to have affected my typing!!!!!!

  7. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Limes should be Likes!!!! Sorry 14 days in a row of 12 hour days seems to have affected my typing!!!!!!

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Wow. All my days are 24 hours.

  8. avatar Aaron says:

    Don Draper’s extra-marital habits finally catch up with him.

  9. avatar Sanchanim says:

    We are members of the PTA, NRA and were always packing!!!

  10. avatar Berdo Blues says:


  11. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Sooooooo. You want to date our baby sister do ya??!!!!

  12. avatar Greg Camp says:

    Assistance in comprehending no.

  13. avatar Ralph says:

    The Stockton, CA Neighborhood Watch Committee meets on Thursdays.

  14. avatar Charlie says:

    Ricky, now *you* have some splainin’ to do.

  15. avatar AZRon says:

    Judging by the looks on their faces, even if they weren’t armed, I’d start apologizing.

    Hell hath no fury, and all that…

  16. avatar Bruce says:

    You did what to my daughter ?

  17. avatar Bryan says:

    There’s a reason back in “The Day”, us kids were more well behaved.

  18. avatar Nate says:

    “End Women’s Suffrage or Else!”

  19. avatar Van says:

    The Real Housewives of PMSville

  20. avatar APBTFan says:

    “Rapist? What’s a rapist? Never heard of one ’round these parts.”

  21. avatar Boris says:

    “Justice for Travyon”

  22. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Welcome to Mayberry. The LEOs here don’t need guns. The ones that have them, don’t load them.

  23. avatar Paul says:

    “I’ve told you my sisters don’t take NO for an answer!”

  24. avatar VA Pete says:

    Having failed to terminate Sarah Connor, the T-1000 now has to go after Sarah’s mother Mildred.

  25. avatar SD3 says:

    My quilt.

    Get off it.

  26. avatar VA Pete says:

    The first attempt by the men of Stepford went terribly awry.

    1. avatar AZRon says:


  27. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Discovering that each was “engaged” to rockabilly star Jerry Lee, the girls banded together for a joint “homecoming.”

  28. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Here are the girls!!! Lisa, Joan, Mary, and Martha Sue Lecter!!!! Little Hannibal was sick the day of the photo!!!!!!

  29. avatar Bruce W. Krafft says:

    What are we afraid of?

    Not a damned thing!

  30. avatar Mark Chamberlain says:

    Accessorizing is so important in the world of women’s fashion.

    1. avatar Low Budget Dave says:

      Excellent job. I was thinking along the lines of “You never pose with a Glock after Labor Day.”

  31. avatar Matt says:

    “Choose! Choose the form of the destructor.”


    “Damn, I miss Bonnie.”

  32. avatar Matt says:


    Will it be bachelorette number 1? bachelorette number 2…?

  33. avatar joey says:

    The neighbor ladies posing for a picture before heading out to the Wisconsin State Fair…

  34. avatar bill d says:

    Name game: 1. Maggie=magnum, 2. Bonnie = boning knife, 3. Bee Bee 4. Louise = Louisville Slugger.

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